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Wu-Disciple
10-12-2005, 02:41 PM
HOW CAN YOU LIVE ON WITHOUT KNOWING THESE THINGS

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was
ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word
GOLF entered into the English language.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV
were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%(now get this...)
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:$6,400
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The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour:
61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs - Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on
July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest
signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular
boat name requested?
A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go
until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and
laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of
the year?
A. Father's Day
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by
ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase..."goodnight, sleep tight."
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a
month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his
son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month...which we know today as the honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts...So in old
England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."
It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
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Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into
the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

Skellington
10-12-2005, 02:44 PM
I tried licking my elbow dozens of times, doesn't work, sucking my dick is a piece of cake tho ;)

Saw this thing on Brainiacs the other day aswell that, when you close your eyes,and close your nose, you can't taste the difference between apples and potatoes......????

Jeru
10-12-2005, 02:45 PM
...At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

:yes:
He's got me there :lmao:

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
10-12-2005, 02:48 PM
Things I Probably Didn't Know and Can't Be Arsed Reading

Funk_Dock
10-12-2005, 04:11 PM
some nice facts

cap
10-12-2005, 04:30 PM
How Do You Know All This?

Kriszy Substance
10-12-2005, 04:34 PM
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska

^^That shit was good Wu-Disciple...I of course tried to lick my elbow and was unsuccessful...there's gotta be someone who can do it...Gene Simmons perhaps?

And word, us Alaskans are hardcore! Not only does it get colder than 60 below zero but its dark all winter long too! We are also lucky enough to have the highest suicide rate per capita...too many cats sick of walking to work everday!!??

Claustrofobic
10-12-2005, 04:37 PM
Man i think I just broke something tryin to lick my elbow, shit is mad hard


ow and you forgot "A schrimps brain is located in his stomach"