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iniquity
11-02-2010, 07:22 AM
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English Translation:
You must have heard that we are having on a weekly basis a cardinal or a patriarch or a bishop or a priest or a monk or any other boy in a group - of which all members have had sex with him- who denies the Holocaust...
They deny the Holocaust and I have decided -instead of getting angry- to do the same with them and deny the Christianity,, yes, Im not kidding,, we should teach them a lesson, and this is what we are going to do now:
We deny every night things that are said by Christian Church, you remember yesterday we denied that Jesus walked on water, and here is the next video:
Christians tell you that Mary mother of Jesus was virgin and that is not true, the evidence of that is simple that John the Baptist used to surprised her by putting his two fingers in her sides, but Mary wouldnt jump, besides, if Mary was really virgin she wouldnt show sexual equipment in the evening show with Yousefos Vlabios.
The truth is that in age of 15 Mary got pregnant from her colleague at school, her parents wanted to send her to the monastery, but since Jesus wasnt born by that time and the Christianity wasnt yet there, there was no monastery, so Marys parents left her in a football stadium where she had a hot night in a hotel with Canaan team members, but who was really virgin by then is David Poe and thats why misunderstanding happened.
Dont believe the Christian church.
Christians tell you that Jesus walked on the water of Lake Tiberius, and that is not true. Jesus was too fat that he was ashamed to go out of his house, so how could he go to Lake Tiberius in the swimming clothes?!
Christians show Jesus to you like that,, but these pictures are fake, the truth is Jesus was used to eat holly bread since the age of 3, and thats why he was fat. He would seem like that if he got to the age of forty.
Jesus had lived his entire life trying to reduce his weight, and as for him each supper was the Last Supper. His enemy was Atkins of the pillows.
Jesus was saying he would start his diet on a Sunday, and thats why Sunday is a holly day for Christians.
Who walked on water was David Bowie, and here where the confusion came from.
Dont believe the Christian church.

beautifulrock
11-02-2010, 07:27 AM
You know what we should do? We should strap explosives to ourselves and walk into a coffee shop and blow them up while they're enjoying their NesCafe. That'll show 'em.

cutn' heads
11-02-2010, 07:32 AM
lol @ anyone who is offended by this...

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
11-02-2010, 08:09 AM
why don't you all just write shit about all religions, it's nothing new. religious shitheads have been battling and killing in the name of religion since cunts figured out how to write.

there isn't anyone out there that can prove god exists, heaven or hell. so just stick to the program.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
11-02-2010, 08:16 AM
wanting peace on earth is restricted to christians?


non religious people don't want peace on earth either?

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
11-02-2010, 08:19 AM
when americans have to go to court and stand in the dock, do you swear on the christian bible or something else?

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
11-02-2010, 08:25 AM
i reckon 911 was an inside job cos it was mostly jews in that building and the american government put the blame on muslims.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
11-02-2010, 08:28 AM
and before anyone says anything, the 911 conspiracy theory has been going on for 9 years. so, i ain't the first to say it. you've made films and documentaries about it.

iniquity
11-02-2010, 09:00 AM
this is why this happened ...

A two-week conference of Catholic bishops to discuss the situation of Christians in the Middle East has stirred some controversy.

At the conclusion of the Vatican gathering, called a synod in church terminology, bishops released a communique Saturday that among other things called for the international community "to put an end to the occupation" and an exhortation that the bible should not be used by Israel as a pretext to justify injustices.


> http://insidethemiddleeast.blogs.cnn.com/2010/10/25/new-tensions-between-israel-and-the-vatican/



and they didn't stop there ...


In a predawn raid on March 14, Israeli tank shells slammed into the Church of the Nativity,

the holy site of the birthplace of Jesus Christ, slicing off the hands and nose of the Virgin

Mary statue.



The church, which also houses a hospital and orphanage, sustained a barrage of bullets

and artillery including a tank shell, which punched a bowling ball-sized hole from Israeli

tanks, stationed less than 50 meters away. Sister Sophie, the nun in charge of the

compound, moved patients within the church hospital to a safer locale. These included

maternity patients in labor and just delivered.


> http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1990019#post1990019

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
11-02-2010, 09:54 AM
stop the killing.

humans aren't interested in peace though they like to talk a lot about it but they don't mean it.

Professor Poopsnagle
11-02-2010, 10:54 AM
I would be slighty more happy if you died.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
11-02-2010, 10:57 AM
yes jasper.

check two
11-02-2010, 11:07 AM
Still waiting for a thread from iniquity that isn't about Israeli?

iniquity
11-02-2010, 11:36 AM
Still waiting for a thread from iniquity that isn't about Israeli?


way to stay on-topic.

Dokuro
11-02-2010, 03:57 PM
you know i already believe David bowie was the real god
http://www.handstandcreative.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/labyrinth3.jpg

all hail the goblin king

Dokuro
11-02-2010, 04:05 PM
how mad people do you know can were this
http://rickyday.net/blog/bowie-david-photo-david-bowie-6230855.jpg
and still be manly as fuck

Sky Blue Danny Kid
11-02-2010, 04:44 PM
Still waiting for a thread from iniquity that isn't about Israeli?

iniquity has a black belt in hating jews

some of yall wannabe jew-haters need to step back and study the gawd of this shit.