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blackGhengis
06-19-2005, 01:09 AM
alright.....so we got a thread for the tight lines......how about for the whack ones?

"i got so many cars in my garage its not a mirage"

-i believe this was ice cube

"Look, I know you wanna chill wit a player
But all you got to do is keep it real wit a player
Just answer your phone whenever I call
Cause I'm riding on chrome whenever I ball"

-Fuckin Lil Flip

AK510
06-19-2005, 01:13 AM
any necro line

blackGhengis
06-19-2005, 01:14 AM
any necro line
hah why u hatin on necro

Righteous1
06-19-2005, 01:52 AM
"You can find me in a club, pocket full of bub.......I got what you need, come give me a hug"

someone
06-19-2005, 02:48 AM
Jealous of your girlfriend, allthough she's just a girl that is your friend.

Alicia Keys ( not hiphop but hey... )

Rebel_INS
06-19-2005, 02:49 AM
Ill take you to the candyshop/ Ill let you lick the lolipop/ FUCKEN WACKKKKKKKKKKK

LikwidSwordz
06-19-2005, 10:05 AM
"Lean Back.....Lean Back.....Lean Back.....Lean Back...."

"Backstreets back, ALRIGHTTTTT *fades*"

and of course one of the whackest verses of all time......dude is just rhyming words, wtf?

"I bomb atomically, Socrates philosophies and hypotheses, cant define how i be droppin these......" whatever man, stop just fucking rhyming words!!!! LOL! Thats what all my friends say cuz they cant fathom it. "He isnt that good Jamison, he just knows how to rhyme words together" LMFAO!!!

Funk_Dock
06-19-2005, 10:20 AM
"Seein me thats just like seein Elvis // I grab a cricket racket crackin it accross the pelvis"

Roscoe- West coast hip hop

"When i go nuts bullets enter you like cineman fills enterin donuts // theyre delicious with milk"

Necro - Reign in blood...it aint really a bad line but the fact that necro said "They're delicious with milk" is funny

repo
06-19-2005, 12:02 PM
i still cant believe u-god said "the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain"

T.H.O.M.A.S. Man
06-19-2005, 02:38 PM
eminems verse on the lean back remix

he isnt even saying words, hes jsut grunting to rhyme

EDIT:which reminds me: "fresh like UUH, Impala UHH"

Decka
06-19-2005, 03:00 PM
"Hood", look at your name, spell it backwards
Yo, "Dooh", that's what they yellin' in vain,

raekwon on "the hood"

Cm0ney
06-19-2005, 03:33 PM
"I twist darts from the heart, tried and true
Loop my voice on the LP, martini on the slang rocks
Certified chatterbox, vocabulary 'Donna talkin
Tell your story walkin"

self-explanitory

faderlaceratah
06-19-2005, 03:50 PM
"I twist darts from the heart, tried and true
Loop my voice on the LP, martini on the slang rocks
Certified chatterbox, vocabulary 'Donna talkin
Tell your story walkin"

self-explanitorylol second time today ive heard somebody commenting on this verse.. it's not even that bad.. cappadonnas dope

Funk_Dock
06-19-2005, 03:57 PM
"I twist darts from the heart, tried and true
Loop my voice on the LP, martini on the slang rocks
Certified chatterbox, vocabulary 'Donna talkin
Tell your story walkin"

self-explanitory
i hate his verse so much i always skip it when im listenin to triumph

50s whack lines

"50...uhhh"
"Bentley...uhhh"

Wu-Tality
06-19-2005, 04:38 PM
thats the Game haha

Create
06-19-2005, 04:40 PM
Lmao Any Cap Line

And Any 50 Line

AK510
06-19-2005, 08:56 PM
hah why u hatin on necro
cause he sucks. thats my opinion anyways. i hear songs he produced, and i cant even believe what im hearing, some of the best beats i have ever heard, then he ruins the song by rapping. I just don't feel his lyrics, if you do, thats cool, i jsut think hes an attention whore who'll say anything to try and sell records, but i could be wrong

blackGhengis
06-19-2005, 09:16 PM
haha i see. nah hes tight ta me but w/e we all like our different shit.

for another whack line i give u:

"what a jerk, you need to find rhymes thatll work"
-Del the funkee homosapian.

(del is fuckin tight, but cmon, w t f)

SHRAP
06-19-2005, 10:22 PM
"Hood", look at your name, spell it backwards
Yo, "Dooh", that's what they yellin' in vain,

raekwon on "the hood"cmon that line was great

"i spit an iron lungie, im oldschool like the iron monkey
my shit powerful nuff to lift a fuckin donkey"

sheek louch on metal lungies

U-Samurai
06-19-2005, 10:54 PM
Any Word That Comes Out Of Babys Mouth

I-Legit
06-19-2005, 10:57 PM
LMAO

i dont want to listen to most of these...so why post em for people read...lmao

T.H.O.M.A.S. Man
06-19-2005, 11:01 PM
let's not forget most of camrons more recent material. the shit that's like 'i keep copmputers 'putin"

"i come on the track like duh duh dutta,
with a throwback jersey and a fitted"
- jay-z

if people try to tell me that jay-z is the goat that's all i have to tell them, arguement over

AK Spray
06-19-2005, 11:25 PM
50, UGH! Bentley, UGH!

mashqauck
06-20-2005, 01:41 AM
"jueeeeeeeeelz santana santana santana" - just so gay and childish

"teen drinking is very bad, yo i got a fake id tho" - who starts a song so gaylike

"this aint bruce lee, i watch too much tv" - jin is so asian

"origional chinky eye emcee" - jin keepin straight asian yo

"my crib big like a football field" - okay, so is like every other rich persons house, lil flip can suck a dick and lick his moms clit.

"no resident of france, but you swear im from paris" - nelly....your gay

"i like the all white hi top strap with the gum bottom" - okay we got rapping about drugs, sex, killing. coo coo. then you got songs about rims, irritating but not that big a deal, NELLY! THESE ARE SHOES YOU LITTLE FUCK!

"MIKE JONES MIKE JONES, THE ONE AND ONLY, CANT CLONE ME, I LOVE DICKS CAUSE THEY OWN ME, GOT SPERM GOT FECES IN MY MOUTH GOT SPERM GOT FECES IN MY MOUTH" - thats what i hear when he raps, and he doubles, triples, quadruples, quintuples. dumb ass.

"all day my phone ringing bling bling bling, you can see my earings from a mile bling bling" just so dumb\

"give me whatchu got for a porkchop, she threw it at me like a shortstop"- chingy, is, gay?


"i wanna roll away like a rollerblade until my eyes roll back in my skull for days" rollerblades are gay like him.

Righteous1
06-20-2005, 01:53 AM
"I twist darts from the heart, tried and true
Loop my voice on the LP, martini on the slang rocks
Certified chatterbox, vocabulary 'Donna talkin
Tell your story walkin"

self-explanitory

Wow, I dont understand?
Can you imagine somebody twistin a dart in your heart.
Martini on the rocks! Slang rocks all in one line, double meaning here
Certified Chatterbox, Vocabulary "Donna" (Don a Talkin)
Tell your story walkin


I mean dont you get the visual or is it over your head??????

Protection
06-20-2005, 07:27 AM
"I bomb atomically, Socrates philosophies and hypotheses, cant define how i be droppin these......" whatever man, stop just fucking rhyming words!!!! LOL! Thats what all my friends say cuz they cant fathom it. "He isnt that good Jamison, he just knows how to rhyme words together" LMFAO!!! LOL my brother says the same all the fucking time!

Cm0ney
06-20-2005, 07:47 AM
Wow, I dont understand?
Can you imagine somebody twistin a dart in your heart.
Martini on the rocks! Slang rocks all in one line, double meaning here
Certified Chatterbox, Vocabulary "Donna" (Don a Talkin)
Tell your story walkin


I mean dont you get the visual or is it over your head??????

when he says twist darts darts are songs which means he twists songs from the heart ;D i do understand it

Funk_Dock
06-20-2005, 04:03 PM
Redman, "Im a bulldog mixed with a shitsu I'm BULLSHIT"

and any nore line is whack one went something like this

"I aint gonna make excuses, cause my pops just died
I aint gonna stop makin music, cause my pops just died"

not precise but still wack

GSTYLE
06-20-2005, 04:17 PM
"Can you beleive it
you believe that
i love to spit a rap
im bustin ya head back
i believe im comin strong
i believe im livin long
and believe, nigga i love to get it on,
im half steppin
you got the weapon
and boom boom
i love to wet ya
im gonna get ya"

Crunchy Black of 3-6

"They love to put the boy in a box like David Blaine" - JAY Z!!!!!

LikwidSwordz
06-20-2005, 04:27 PM
"The Luda-meister got 'em feelin so randy
I'm +XXL+ so I call 'em my +Eye Candy+
Brush my shoulder and I, pop my collar
Cause I'm worth a million ga-zillion fa-fillion dollars" -Ludacris

What a deep lyricist he is.

GSTYLE
06-20-2005, 05:10 PM
"The Luda-meister got 'em feelin so randy
I'm +XXL+ so I call 'em my +Eye Candy+
Brush my shoulder and I, pop my collar
Cause I'm worth a million ga-zillion fa-fillion dollars" -Ludacris

What a deep lyricist he is.
come on man, that was INTENTIONALLY dumbed-down, is a comedy record!

T4R1K
06-20-2005, 05:47 PM
"Lean Back.....Lean Back.....Lean Back.....Lean Back...."

"Backstreets back, ALRIGHTTTTT *fades*"

and of course one of the whackest verses of all time......dude is just rhyming words, wtf?

rofl...damn that was funny....backstreets back allright!!!! looooooooooool

T4R1K
06-20-2005, 05:51 PM
anyway..this is WACK.... You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed

damn u can find me in da club...WTF!!!

T4R1K
06-20-2005, 05:55 PM
and this ...in the club again...i bet he sleep there too


This is how we do
We make a move and act a fool while we up in the club
This is how we do
Nobody do it like we do it so show us some love
This is how we do
We make a move and act a fool while we up in the club
This is how we do
Nobody do it like we do it so show us some love

ballistic
06-20-2005, 09:32 PM
yes, thank you for posting that raekwon 'dooh' line....almost ruined the whole damn album for me there...

and i really don't understand why everyone hates cappadonna. that triumph verse is beautiful.

and ludacris isn't bad at all...i actually like that track 'number 1 spot'...especially that part where he says i'm XXL so i call them my eye candy...is that not clever enough? its a light-hearted track, and ludacris is a light-hearted rapper.

grizzy
06-21-2005, 02:57 PM
any thing that comes from the whole garbage unit is shit. i bet i can shit in a box and put g unit on it and people couldnt tell the difference. gggggggarbage unit!!!!

LikwidSwordz
06-21-2005, 03:18 PM
come on man, that was INTENTIONALLY dumbed-down, is a comedy record!
And that is why its whack

Cm0ney
06-21-2005, 03:52 PM
Yo, yo, this is Beirut
Try to comprehend check out my new suit
Gods blend aim take fire pure destruction
Dissapear from here, my year, drop the stupid LP's everywhere



another incredible cappadonna verse

LikwidSwordz
06-21-2005, 03:57 PM
Dont hate on Cappadonna......yea he makes some "ungreat" verses but he still has classic lines and verses that far outweigh his whack ones.

Funk_Dock
06-21-2005, 04:33 PM
Eazy-E had a lot of whack lines, but he never was a rapper.

"I'm in a bank, and it's a little bit funny/Takin' all you stupid motherfuckers' money.."

ballistic
06-21-2005, 04:54 PM
Yo, yo, this is Beirut
Try to comprehend check out my new suit
Gods blend aim take fire pure destruction
Dissapear from here, my year, drop the stupid LP's everywhere



another incredible cappadonna verse


lmao....i love that verse...funny thing is i'm actually departing for beirut, lebanon tomorrow...

tonystarkz
06-21-2005, 06:44 PM
whackest lines ive heard in the last month by rappers who are making the most money---

Paul Wall- "Im similar to an ant cuz im low to the earth"

Mike Jones - "Back then bitches didnt want me, now im hot and they all on me"


HOW ARE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS SELLIN RECORDS. HOW RETARDED HAS THE MAINSTREAM REALLY BECOME?????


Much love to ghostface, all wu, mobb deep, cormega, outsidaz, jay z, beanie, mobb deep.......who is mike jones?

444trumpets
06-21-2005, 07:26 PM
"i Strike With The Force Of Course You A Horse"
Three Six Mafia

Thats All I Have To Write Peace

Wutang Foreva Motha Fuckas

T4R1K
06-22-2005, 07:54 AM
any thing that comes from the whole garbage unit is shit. i bet i can shit in a box and put g unit on it and people couldnt tell the difference. gggggggarbage unit!!!!
not garbage -unit ..it is gay-unit :P

MILF DOOM
06-22-2005, 12:19 PM
Nore on grimey-

'Call me Fillmore, naw nigga cause I'ma feel more
Nigga this my year, you gonna feel Nore
Money we got it but still try and feel more'

SHRAP
06-23-2005, 10:38 PM
whackest lines ive heard in the last month by rappers who are making the most money---

Paul Wall- "Im similar to an ant cuz im low to the earth"

Mike Jones - "Back then bitches didnt want me, now im hot and they all on me"


HOW ARE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS SELLIN RECORDS. HOW RETARDED HAS THE MAINSTREAM REALLY BECOME?????


Much love to ghostface, all wu, mobb deep, cormega, outsidaz, jay z, beanie, mobb deep.......who is mike jones?^^ hating faggot

where did cappadonna diss beanie

beanie also dissed cappadonna in a freestyle dissing jadakiss, he had a line like "shut u down like cappadons" or something

R3beLuTionAry
06-23-2005, 11:23 PM
Ludacris

"These women all on the prowl, if you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow."

"Forget about the game, I'm a spit the truth, I won't stop till I get 'em in they birthday suits."

"I left the jag and I took the roles, if they aint cutting then I put em on foot patrol."

SHRAP
06-23-2005, 11:26 PM
Ludacris

"These women all on the prowl, if you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow."

"Forget about the game, I'm a spit the truth, I won't stop till I get 'em in they birthday suits."

"I left the jag and I took the roles, if they aint cutting then I put em on foot patrol."
how the fuck is that wack

deadlymelody
06-24-2005, 12:17 AM
^
I gotta admit those luda lines aint that bad on prolly the most popular song of 04.

GuillotineMaster
06-24-2005, 12:24 AM
All G-Unit and west coast rap is fuckin whack. Xibit can suck my cock, he sucks. Fuck Master P and Juvenile, they suck. Fuckin Mystikal is the worst. Fat Joe is a joke. T.I. is punck who sucks. Trick Daddy makes me laugh. N.W.A was a fuckin mistake. The Game is a tool. And for the record...those nine shots would of been better if they killed him. 50 Cent is a disgrace to hip hop and should be stopped. Wu Ha! Wu Tang Forever!!!!!!!

AK Spray
06-24-2005, 01:34 AM
"Can you beleive it
you believe that
i love to spit a rap
im bustin ya head back
i believe im comin strong
i believe im livin long
and believe, nigga i love to get it on,
im half steppin
you got the weapon
and boom boom
i love to wet ya
im gonna get ya"

Crunchy Black of 3-6


Ummm... WRONG.. .lol... those lyrics are wrong

it's...

"Now, you can believe this,
and you can believe that.
But believe, I got a, baseball bat.
and i'm bustin ya head back.
and believe im comin strong
and believe i'm all grown.
and believe that, nigga, i love to get it on.
no half steppin',
I got the weapon,
and boom boom,
I'm blastin at ya,
I'm out to get ya.
Believe that...
I love to kill,
I love the thrill,
And yo, I love to put a nigga's body parts in a field."

And it's not that wack... I actually like it.

I-Legit
06-24-2005, 01:49 AM
^^ im sorry lol, that wasnt that great of a line...ive spit better then that...i should make a damn album

AK Spray
06-24-2005, 01:59 AM
^^ im sorry lol, that wasnt that great of a line...ive spit better then that...i should make a damn album

i wadn't sayin it waqs that great of a line... i was just sayin that the shit wasn't ALL THAT WACK. I'm sure that u can spit better... As do I. But, it's not as wack as the one that he typed out... lol.

I-Legit
06-24-2005, 02:02 AM
i wadn't sayin it waqs that great of a line... i was just sayin that the shit wasn't ALL THAT WACK. I'm sure that u can spit better... As do I. But, it's not as wack as the one that he typed out... lol.
ok..lol

SHRAP
06-24-2005, 02:24 AM
^^ im sorry lol, that wasnt that great of a line...ive spit better then that...i should make a damn album
no u shouldnt.

SHRAP
06-24-2005, 02:25 AM
All G-Unit and west coast rap is fuckin whack. Xibit can suck my cock, he sucks. Fuck Master P and Juvenile, they suck. Fuckin Mystikal is the worst. Fat Joe is a joke. T.I. is punck who sucks. Trick Daddy makes me laugh. N.W.A was a fuckin mistake. The Game is a tool. And for the record...those nine shots would of been better if they killed him. 50 Cent is a disgrace to hip hop and should be stopped. Wu Ha! Wu Tang Forever!!!!!!!
this guy has a lot of friends in real life