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LORD NOSE
12-05-2010, 01:54 PM
Who Wrote the Bible?



"Is the Bible the Word of God? Why is the Bible full of Contradictions? This documentary explores questions at the heart of the great Christian faith in a fair open-minded fashion. It is NOT meant to be inflamatory but informative. The truth one will see is the Bible is NOT what it is thought to be. So what is the Bible?"





any one see this ?

LoTec
12-05-2010, 01:58 PM
nope, sounds interesting tho, Ill have to search for it

Dokuro
12-05-2010, 04:18 PM
http://www.evilbible.com/

its was written by a bunch of old guy pissed of at a changing world

or it was a work of fiction that people took seriously
http://www.prlog.org/10322904-dianetics-the-modern-science-of-mental-health.jpg

hay don't worry i'm guilty of it two i mean i am a Gaian
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hay i also know many people who follow the lifestream and/or Far-aom

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-05-2010, 05:35 PM
a bunch of ex jews

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-05-2010, 05:36 PM
those ex jews knew exactly why judas was a cunt but didn't want to do the same so we'll never know what beef judas had with jesus. probably jealous he walked on water or some shit. judas probably tried it himself and failed.

LORD NOSE
12-05-2010, 05:40 PM
again -


imagine people in the future looking for something to tell them how the people in their past lived and only finding the matrix box set

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-05-2010, 05:40 PM
judas was probably very sorry for snitching, so the others didn't snitch on him. makes sense.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-05-2010, 06:26 PM
or judas got kicked out of the gang for snitching but never spoken about ever again.

i bet judas was jesus' bbf in the crew too.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-05-2010, 06:56 PM
jesus probably had a thing with magda, but kept it on the downlow. judas probably had magda but magda didn't want him no mo' when jesus saved her. magda was probably a ho on the downlow too, that's why they didn't try to stone her until word got out.

jesus was the original captain save a ho.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-05-2010, 06:57 PM
magda was probably judas' girl.

LORD NOSE
12-05-2010, 07:31 PM
this was an iLL movie


http://www.judasandjesus.com/

Frank Sobotka
12-05-2010, 07:37 PM
I did one night after I did some shrooms.
I had no idea people would take it that seriously.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-05-2010, 08:05 PM
magda was probably considered a ho cos judas was checking other chicks and so magda probably was checking jesus.

that's probably why not much of their love lives we're talked about. all that was kept on the downlow.

LORD NOSE
12-05-2010, 08:11 PM
most of the women of them torn up nations had to ho in order to eat -

even today the ho mentality and culture is interwoven into our womens minds

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-05-2010, 08:24 PM
no heads of churches or nuns or monks need to abstain from consensual sex with humans of age. sex weren't mentioned in the bible cos it was omitted by the authors.

the authors all had shady past love lives. you don't always know if something is a mistake until you've experienced it.

Guarded By Martyrs
12-05-2010, 09:15 PM
Constantine

Dokuro
12-05-2010, 10:11 PM
judas was probably very sorry for snitching, so the others didn't snitch on him. makes sense.

Judas Iscariot just did gods dirty work it was an order we wouldn't have a Christianity if it wasn't for him in fact the name Iscariot refers to the Vatican elite assassination unit he knew what he was doing was wrong but did it for what they believed was for the greater good

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-05-2010, 11:11 PM
jesus had a price on his head

judas did it for the money but he probably kept that part on the downlow from his brothers.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-05-2010, 11:13 PM
is there any other info, preferably from king herod or whoever was on the throne at the time?

can any jews give more info on judas? after all judas did them the biggest favour of all.

Dokuro
12-05-2010, 11:13 PM
well if your gonna do something and you have to.... you might as well get paid for it.... right

Dokuro
12-05-2010, 11:16 PM
it like i said theres no better source the Natgeo
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/04/0406_060406_judas.html

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-05-2010, 11:16 PM
i did not receive a penny when i snitched on you.

neither did i receive a penny when i snitched on my mother.

neither did i receive a penny when i snitched on my dad.

Dokuro
12-05-2010, 11:18 PM
well then it sucks to be you ........



.......wait you snitch on me what




the fuck did i do to you

Hellspawn
12-06-2010, 03:12 AM
Dr. W Graham Scroggie of the Moody Bible Institute, Chicago, a prestigious Christian evangelical mission, says:

“..Yes, the Bible is human, although some out of zeal which is not according to knowledge, have denied this. Those books have passed through the minds of men, are written in the language of men, were penned by the hands of men and bear in their style the characteristics of men….It is Human, Yet Divine,”[1]

Another Christian scholar, Kenneth Cragg, the Anglican Bishop of Jerusalem, says:

“...Not so the New Testament...There is condensation and editing; there is choice reproduction and witness. The Gospels have come through the mind of the church behind the authors. They represent experience and history...”[2]

“It is well known that the primitive Christian Gospel was initially transmitted by word of mouth and that this oral tradition resulted in variant reporting of word and deed. It is equally true that when the Christian record was committed to writing it continued to be the subject of verbal variation. Involuntary and intentional, at the hands of scribes and editors.”[3]

“Yet, as a matter of fact, every book of the New Testament with the exception of the four great Epistles of St. Paul is at present more or less the subject of controversy, and interpolations are asserted even in these.”[4]

Dr. Lobegott Friedrich Konstantin Von Tischendorf, one of the most adamant conservative Christian defenders of the Trinity was himself driven to admit that:

“[the New Testament had] in many passages undergone such serious modification of meaning as to leave us in painful uncertainty as to what the Apostles had actually written”[5]

After listing many examples of contradictory statements in the Bible, Dr. Frederic Kenyon says:

“Besides the larger discrepancies, such as these, there is scarcely a verse in which there is not some variation of phrase in some copies [of the ancient manuscripts from which the Bible has been collected]. No one can say that these additions or omissions or alterations are matters of mere indifference”[6]

Hellspawn
12-06-2010, 03:14 AM
it like i said theres no better source the Natgeo
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/04/0406_060406_judas.html

I saw a documentary about this, the Bible of judas, very confusing.

Dokuro
12-06-2010, 03:22 AM
its not a problem its all lies any ways that holy trifecta of bullshit




God
Allah Yahweh

Dokuro
12-06-2010, 04:03 AM
whoever did is ans asshole that we can be sure of

You must kill those who worship another god. Exodus 22:20

Kill any friends or family that worship a god that is different than your own. Deuteronomy 13:6-10

Kill all the inhabitants of any city where you find people that worship differently than you. Deuteronomy 13:12-16

Kill everyone who has religious views that are different than your own. Deuteronomy 17:2-7

Kill anyone who refuses to listen to a priest. Deuteronomy 17:12-13

Kill any false prophets. Deuteronomy 18:20

Any city that doesn’t receive the followers of Jesus will be destroyed in a manner even more savage than that of Sodom and Gomorrah. Mark 6:11

Jude reminds us that God destroys those who don’t believe in him. Jude 5

Edgar Erebus
12-06-2010, 04:21 AM
The Bible was written by Jake the Dumpster from Mapleton, PA. If you don't believe, measure it.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-06-2010, 06:22 AM
it like i said theres no better source the Natgeo
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/04/0406_060406_judas.html

Lost Gospel Revealed; Says Jesus Asked Judas to Betray Him

Stefan Lovgren
for National Geographic News (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/)

April 6, 2006
He is one of the most reviled men in history.
But was Judas only obeying his master's wishes when he betrayed Jesus with a kiss?
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That's what a newly revealed ancient Christian text says.
After being lost for nearly 1,700 years, the Gospel of Judas was recently restored, authenticated, and translated. (Get the full, twisting tale of the document's discovery and authentication. (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/04/0406_060406_gospel.html))
The Coptic, or Egyptian Christian, manuscripts were unveiled today at National Geographic Society headquarters in Washington, D.C. (National Geographic News is part of the National Geographic Society.)
What Does It Mean?
Some biblical scholars are calling the Gospel of Judas the most significant archaeological discovery in 60 years.
The only known surviving copy of the gospel was found in a codex, or ancient book, that dates back to the third or fourth century A.D.
The newly revealed gospel document, written in Coptic script (http://www.nationalgeographic.com/lostgospel/about_coptic_text.html), is believed to be a translation of the original, a Greek text written by an early Christian sect sometime before A.D. 180.
The Bible's New Testament Gospels—Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John—depict Judas Iscariot, one of the Twelve Apostles of Jesus, as a traitor. In biblical accounts Judas gives up Jesus Christ to his opponents, who later crucify the founder of Christianity.
The Gospel of Judas, however, portrays him as acting at Jesus' request.
"This lost gospel, providing information on Judas Iscariot—considered for 20 centuries and by hundreds of millions of believers as an antichrist of the worst kind—bears witness to something completely different from what was said [about Judas] in the Bible," said Rodolphe Kasser, a clergyman and former professor in the Faculty of Arts at the University of Geneva in Switzerland.





Jewdass would say that, 4 years after jesus got crucified by the monarchy of the time.

and when christianity started to grow bigger and stronger. what? did those people who jesus fed all vouch for jesus? and renounced their religion?

TheBoarzHeadBoy
12-06-2010, 06:55 AM
I hope you all realize that Judas was just doing his job. He was the guy who was going to negotiate with the Romans. Jesus was a wanted man, the Apostles were dead set against Jesus being given up, Judas didn't betray Jesus, he handed him over because Jesus had asked him to in private and he announces it at the Last Supper what his will is. If you read the bible you'd know "30 pieces of silver" was an allusion to the old testament where someone else was in a similar spot.

It's sort of like:

"You'll hand him over?"
"Yes."
"What do you want for a reward?"
"Thirty Pieces of Silver."

The significance was lost on the Romans. It's him saying he has doubts about it. When he said it, it had the same meaning as if a modern guy said it because it was already an old phrase saying they feel like a betrayer. When Jesus gets executed (Judas probably thought he'd get off) he kills himself out of shame. Judas was as good or better than the rest of them.

pro.Graveface
12-06-2010, 10:52 AM
at the Last meal Jesus took Judas apart and Jesus said to Judas : Look tere is your star!", and pointed at the sky, at that point Judas knew what he had to do!
Yall remember Da Vinci Code?(mass distraction) it was 2006 I tink, thatz when they discovered the Iscariot scrollz! or some sjit I dont know exactly how it all whent down but fuc'em, so called elites, tere were some other discoveryz made, 1 about a tone ladder from or for ancient music.

V4D3R
12-06-2010, 12:31 PM
again -


imagine people in the future looking for something to tell them how the people in their past lived and only finding the matrix box set

w0rd

billyanalogue
12-06-2010, 02:41 PM
The Bible is the wackest piece of shit ever. Even a mere human, Rakim could beat God at rap.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
01-07-2011, 04:19 PM
my sciptures of J should be in my Trilogy

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Dokuro
01-07-2011, 07:11 PM
who gave you permission for the Alice in Wonderland reference

Dokuro
01-07-2011, 07:12 PM
strike that your "mad" enough

TheBoarzHeadBoy
01-08-2011, 01:03 AM
She's a fucking march hare

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
01-09-2011, 12:44 PM
this one can be part II

http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx226/tri-xxy/Sets/shootingthroughwonderland.jpg

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
01-09-2011, 01:25 PM
this one can be the final installment

http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx226/tri-xxy/Sets/drinkingsmoking.jpg

LHX
01-11-2011, 07:46 PM
when companies write handbooks for their employees

they don't put any of the REAL details in there that would allow one of the employees to get to the top of the company

just shit that tells them how to do things
be obedient
and get them counting sick days and keeping track of vacation

Peace

MrDiamondFDC
01-12-2011, 12:32 AM
The KJV of the Bible is the true word of God.

Face of the Golden Falcon
01-12-2011, 01:14 AM
^
...for real? God speaks english? Does he have one of those real uppity accents like Charles?

John Prewett
01-12-2011, 09:57 AM
The OT predicted the Jews would be dispersed and later regathered.
It happened.

The Revelation was written around 90 AD. It perfectly describes the Vatican,
though the Vatican didn't become "full grown" until centuries later.

Due to the Revelation,
I know who the final "beast" to come will be.
And who his head cheerleader will be.

ps: friendly word of warning: when the "marking" comes to pass, don't take it.

Have a nice day ! JP

TheBoarzHeadBoy
01-12-2011, 10:02 AM
^
...for real? God speaks english? Does he have one of those real uppity accents like Charles?

Course he speaks Kings, sah. What do you take him for? A Frog? A Kraut? A Heb? He's the Bloody King of Heaven, sah. Not less than the royal tongue for the sacred word. Bah, the thought; ridiculous.

LORD NOSE
01-12-2011, 10:09 AM
FOTGF - please build with us on the 19th