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ZigZag
12-15-2010, 07:10 PM
WfjoP-e7JmY

^^^^AHAHAHA I EMAILED DANIEL TOSH THIS SHIT ^O^

8
12-15-2010, 07:30 PM
lol

Blackula Spectacula
12-15-2010, 07:32 PM
lawl

Professor Poopsnagle
12-15-2010, 08:44 PM
Hahaha! This reminds me of a Christmas dinner at school when I was about 9 years old. We made crepe paper hats, green hats for the boys and red hats for the girls. And a lot more stuff out of crepe paper, even the table cloth was crepe paper. We really had a nice Christmas dinner.

Then came desert, a huge cake with lots of whipped cream. Now the ritual at my school is that the person with the highest grades got to light the sparklers on top of the cake. That was me. They gave me an old cigarette lighter and let me set off the fucking fireworks. But I couldn't get the sparklers to spark because they were planted vertically in the cake and I burnt my fingers.

So I could pick someone to hold the sparkler while I set it off. I picked my best friend and BAM, set the fucker right on fire. Now this scared son of a bitch gave the thing back to me, planted it right into my hand. Burned like Jesus and I threw the sparkler away. It Landed on some girls crepe paper hat and her hair caught fire.
Next second whole tables were burning too and we were evacuated.

The girl had to wear a wig till spring and I couldn't come to the Easter Bunny and Christmas festivities next year. Cool story eh, bro?

Blackula Spectacula
12-15-2010, 08:45 PM
lol @ jasper.... Can I adopt you ? pleeease!

Professor Poopsnagle
12-15-2010, 08:49 PM
Only if you will breastfeed me and change my diaper.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-15-2010, 08:49 PM
ahahahaha!!!

jasper has been my favorite poster for some time.

brilliance

Blackula Spectacula
12-15-2010, 08:50 PM
lol you like bewbs? I thought you liked small little girls in training bras.

Professor Poopsnagle
12-15-2010, 08:52 PM
lol you like bewbs? I thought you liked small little girls in training bras.
I like milk, bitch.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-15-2010, 08:54 PM
u two should fuck and show the corp.

jasper how would u approach fucking blackula?

Blackula Spectacula
12-15-2010, 08:58 PM
No fucking ... I just wanna nourish little jasper .. he's too skinny.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-15-2010, 09:01 PM
well, there is a niche market for that as well

8
12-15-2010, 09:05 PM
I like milk, bitch.
http://creoleindc.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5e0053ef011571429f18970b-800wi

Professor Poopsnagle
12-15-2010, 09:40 PM
u two should fuck and show the corp.

jasper how would u approach fucking blackula?
Just as every other woman I have had sex with. I'd walk by her window and scrutinize her for a good 5 seconds. Then she'll open her door and I will ask how much she charges. First I will haggle for a bit, but then we'll agree on 150 Canadian dollars for an hour if I clean her driveway first. After that I will plow her caramel driveway for about 1.08 minutes. Then I will sob while I put my clothes back on and defy the cold Canadian weather, feelings as empty as my pockets.

8
12-15-2010, 09:42 PM
Just as every other woman I have had sex with. I'd walk by her window and scrutinize her for a good 5 seconds. Then she'll open her door and I will ask how much she charges. First I will haggle for a bit, but then we'll agree on 150 Canadian dollars for an hour if I clean her driveway first. After that I will plow her caramel driveway for about 1.08 minutes. Then I will sob while I put my clothes back on and defy the cold Canadian weather, feelings as empty as my pockets.
lol

Blackula Spectacula
12-15-2010, 09:50 PM
Just as every other woman I have had sex with. I'd walk by her window and scrutinize her for a good 5 seconds. Then she'll open her door and I will ask how much she charges. First I will haggle for a bit, but then we'll agree on 150 Canadian dollars for an hour if I clean her driveway first. After that I will plow her caramel driveway for about 1.08 minutes. Then I will sob while I put my clothes back on and defy the cold Canadian weather, feelings as empty as my pockets.

lmao
:)9:(

ZigZag
12-15-2010, 10:18 PM
notice this is two consecutive post where the god post a topic and the chicks come out the woodworkds.

p.s. Ivonne your a soft canadian chick...stop frontin.... You fear real men.

Blackula Spectacula
12-15-2010, 10:20 PM
I don't claim to be hard :-/ .. I am a soft female .. i got soft skin too. teehee

ZigZag
12-15-2010, 10:37 PM
That's not what I meant...

I meant you acting like Jasp is too soft for you when you generally go for guys that are soft...and have soft cheeks haha....

Blackula Spectacula
12-15-2010, 11:14 PM
oh lol no I never said jasper was soft.. I said he's too thin.. he needs to gain a little bit of weight is all.

I don't like assholes.. i like nice guys. nice guys ftw for real.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-16-2010, 08:33 AM
harlem swagger jus aint what it used to be since the white yuppies started movinng in

Queen Of Poetry
12-16-2010, 08:52 AM
wfjop-e7jmy

^^^^ahahaha i emailed daniel tosh this shit ^o^

lmao!!!!!!!!!

Diddy May Be Persona Non Grata After Hotel Fire (http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/16/diddy-fire-model-party-penthouse-london-hotel-management-new-york-city/)

Originally posted Dec 16th 2010 6:51 AM PST by TMZ Staff
Diddy has some serious 'splainin' to do if he ever wants to stay at The London Hotel in NYC again.

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/12/16/1216-london-hotel-model-ex.jpg

Sources connected with the hotel say they are meeting today to discuss what happened inside Diddy's hotel room when a model's hair caught fire. We're told the incident violates hotel regulations and hotel honchos may ban Diddy permanently from the hotel.

Our sources say hotel management knew nothing about the incident until it was posted on Ustream yesterday.

The London -- the hottest hotel in New York City -- is particularly concerned because it attracts a huge number of high-profile clients, and management wants everyone who stays there to know the hotel is a safe place.

As one hotel honcho fumed, "We are not happy with Diddy."









http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/16/diddy-fire-model-party-penthouse-london-hotel-management-new-york-city/



LOL they want folks to know it's safe........what they should be telling folks is don't sit so close to an open flame with a whole bunch of shit in ur hair!!!!!!!! (cause she ain't get that memo)







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CEITEDMOFO
12-16-2010, 04:53 PM
QUEEN AND BLACK WANnA SUCK ONE BALL EACH
WHILE I LISTEN TO THIS
http://www.datpiff.com/DJ_Woogie_DJ_Larry_Lo_DJ_Rated_R_Mobb_Deep_Va.m179 190.html

Professor Poopsnagle
12-16-2010, 05:40 PM
harlem swagger jus aint what it used to be since the white yuppies started movinng in
For real.

Also I like rough bitches, cause I'm soft. I want me a girl who drives a pickup, hunts deer and starts bar fights with bikers. Hard tits like a burn victim.

http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff449/robochrist1/57b08458.jpg

Queen Of Poetry
12-16-2010, 07:58 PM
Heat judging by ur posts u got some small balls. Keep ur boy balls to urself and don't discuss them here.


When u go to the gym (ha), shower with the midgets cause when the real men come in u gonna be jealous.

CEITEDMOFO
12-16-2010, 08:07 PM
RoFL @ SMALL BALLS WTF

ZigZag
12-16-2010, 08:20 PM
For real.

Also I like rough bitches, cause I'm soft. I want me a girl who drives a pickup, hunts deer and starts bar fights with bikers. Hard tits like a burn victim.

http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff449/robochrist1/57b08458.jpg


I know you two numbskulls are not agreeing on each other about swag? you dont even know what that is...

When Im 40 I will be doing a interview like this:

Zewig6CbvPY

My baby moms will be qop ilz and KS.

http://oi38.tinypic.com/4120p.jpg (http://oi38.tinypic.com/4120p.jpg)

Queen Of Poetry
12-16-2010, 08:33 PM
For real.

Also I like rough bitches, cause I'm soft.


This nigga said he soft! What does that mean exactly?

WARPATH
12-16-2010, 08:41 PM
This nigga said he soft! What does that mean exactly?

Means you need some kind of aid to penetrate.

http://pornsite4you.com/pics/nigga/shi/1/niggas768.jpg

CEITEDMOFO
12-16-2010, 08:46 PM
WHOs KS?

KS=JASPER

Professor Poopsnagle
12-16-2010, 09:07 PM
This nigga said he soft! What does that mean exactly?
It means a nigga like me don't care to be a bitch. I'm a pretty bitch. People think I'm a faggit? I don't give a floppy cunt. I like my titties licked like Charles Jones. I shave my nuts before I go to the mall, that's my swaggaline. I got that Michael Douglas swag, that swag fiends inject when methadone ain't doing it no more. That shit you wish you lived when you're on your deathbed.

http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff449/robochrist1/40315bb5.png

EAGLE EYE
12-16-2010, 09:10 PM
hahahahahahhahahah

your 'swaggaline'

Queen Of Poetry
12-17-2010, 05:36 PM
My baby moms will be qop




Let's work on this tonight ;)

ilzPotent
12-30-2010, 01:50 AM
Zig - stop it cretin.