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Fatal Guillotine
12-25-2010, 05:13 PM
the answers should be interesting

billyanalogue
12-25-2010, 05:26 PM
Dr Dooom intro.. i always imagine Octagon after Dooom shoots him and uses a coat hanger to rip out his pineal gland through his nose so his soul cannot escape and follow the light.. LOL!

Edgar Erebus
12-25-2010, 06:06 PM
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Maybe there are better, but this one popped into my head.

Tecknowledgist
12-25-2010, 06:44 PM
Heltah Skeltah - Gettin Ass Gettin Ass immediately comes to mind lol

i took shorty wop uptown!
oh you takin bitches uptown now? you bitch ass nigga
i took her to see the whitney houston joint!
LOL GTFO

WHY CANT WE GO ALLLL THE WAAAAY

fatboybrandon
12-25-2010, 07:51 PM
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It's gotta be a tie between N.W.A. and Ice Cube's Death Certificate album, for me at least. They revolutionized skits and cinematic style of making albums, although Prince Paul invented comedy skits on 3 Feet High & Rising.

Cube & N.W.A.'s skits were funny because of the realism, you would've thought they were really out somewhere in the street recording them. I used to bug out to those in high school repeatedly.

Biggie's albums have some too, Ice T's O.G. Original Gangster is up there as well as Black Sheep's debut.

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^this fool actually had a skit on his album called "A Day In The Life Of My Asspipe" on his album..

FRiTz
12-25-2010, 09:49 PM
Heltah Skeltah - Gettin Ass Gettin Ass immediately comes to mind lol

i took shorty wop uptown!
oh you takin bitches uptown now? you bitch ass nigga
i took her to see the whitney houston joint!
LOL GTFO

WHY CANT WE GO ALLLL THE WAAAAY

word up hhahahaha...

Prolifical ENG
12-25-2010, 09:53 PM
187.4 WBALLZ. Its funny and a good element to the album.

White_Mouse
12-25-2010, 09:57 PM
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the kanye look

deeznutz1981
12-25-2010, 10:11 PM
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deeznutz1981
12-25-2010, 10:13 PM
the 20 sack pyramid is also fuckin hilarious

Meta4
12-26-2010, 12:18 AM
ass bag from Styles G&AG.

GhostfaceThaPharoahe
12-26-2010, 03:01 AM
pakinamacinthebackatheac

JiggaGenious
12-26-2010, 03:19 AM
I'ma tell you why I'm mad. These niggaz is makin five hundred thousand dollar videos, yunusayin? They drivin around in hot cars, yunusayin? They got bitches, they got all that shit. YouknowhatI'msayin? I'm still livin with my moms, youknowhatI'msayin? That's my word. Yunusayin? I'm makin records I ain't made no money yet I done made this is my fourth album yo, this my FOURTH ALBUM. I ain't made a dime yet. This nigga made one album, he makin wild records. That Ready to Die shit, it was aight, it was aight, yunumsayin, that shit was aight, it was cool. But my shit is more John Blaze than that! I got John Blaze shit.

Frank Sobotka
12-26-2010, 04:09 AM
Don't know, delete all skits.

kempa
12-26-2010, 05:08 AM
the pigeon skit off melvin flynt-the hustler

Mr. R&B
12-26-2010, 05:46 AM
It's a skit on Busta Rhymes' The coming album.

Busta Rhymes and some chick are at a party and they sneak off to a back room and he starts going down on her, the slurpping sounds are hilarious.

Then he asks the chick if she'll suck his dick and she cusses him out in a Jamaican accent and kicks him out the room.

I was laughin' my ass off the first time I heard that shit.

Fatal Guillotine
12-26-2010, 12:25 PM
rDOAN_oTH2U

Fatal Guillotine
12-27-2010, 03:58 PM
up

kingwu
12-27-2010, 04:30 PM
def squad album intro

Frank Sobotka
12-27-2010, 06:47 PM
If we're talking skits in general I feel the need to add the skits on Onyx' All We Got Iz Us, I was actually surprised to find out they called those songs skits.

drippie k
12-27-2010, 07:26 PM
the skits on luda's word of mouf were pretty funny...Luda's Greatest HIts! Performed By Random White People! lol

Sinistarr
12-28-2010, 06:34 AM
I've got 3 favourites, can't decide between them

Big Pun - Packinamackinthebackofanac
Redman - Mr. Ice Cream Man
Eminem - Ken Kaniff (Marshall Mathers LP)

MaskedAvenger
12-28-2010, 10:04 AM
I cant really think of 1 standout right now, but I remember back in the day The Source voted Ice's Cubes driveby skit the funniest.

drippie k
12-28-2010, 07:28 PM
hahaha i forgot about te ice cream man skit on red gone wild

"maybe if yo man put the pipe down, he might could!"

Undiluted Karma
12-28-2010, 07:59 PM
I like the one of Bis album "Shock Therapy" 2000 can i bus


"toot toot" lmao

Fatal Guillotine
12-29-2010, 11:38 AM
I like the one of Bis album "Shock Therapy" 2000 can i bus


"toot toot" lmao

co-sign

buckshotstheone
12-29-2010, 11:40 AM
ain't no one mentioned Killa yet?

Cam'ron got the funniest skits by far, whether on mixtapes, albums, or whatever, "i'm a chicken so imma act like a chicken, quack quack quack"...."that's a duck", all them "you right" skits on Boss of All Bosses, and the skits on "Crime Pays". dude's phone conversations are some of the funniest skits ever.

Urban_Journalz
12-29-2010, 11:51 AM
I like the one of Bis album "Shock Therapy" 2000 can i bus


"toot toot" lmao

That one and....

"Dr. Octagon please come to the office. Come now. Oh FUCK! Patient just died in room 105.....sirrhosis (spelling?) of the eye. Nurse come in here quickly! Where are you?!......Fuck it he's dead.......oh shit there's a horse in the hospital!"

Undiluted Karma
12-29-2010, 06:15 PM
cyrrhosis i think but damn close

probably spelt it wrong myself haha

Jragonsoul
12-30-2010, 03:32 AM
Mine has to go to the WU
with Meths Torture Muthafuckas lmfao

Shogah
12-30-2010, 06:10 AM
You Play To Much from tical2000 , that album is full of useless skits but this one is great.

claaa7
01-01-2011, 02:58 AM
"Supreme Clientele" had some great skits; "Woodrow The Basehead" and "Who Would You Fuck" are fucking classics + of course the Tony Starks TV theme intro... also if we're talking song skits the "Iron Theme" with the ill RZA beat and the singing that pops up twice on the LP.

of course De La's early shit.. i like the one from Black Sheep's debut too where they are guests on some feminist show or something LOL

Dirty Knowledge
01-01-2011, 11:01 AM
36 Mafia used to have some crazy shit.
I like the intro to Little Ghetto Boys with the female cop. It's not a true skit but..
And DMX's Nicky skit on I think Flesh always get me.
But this takes the cake:


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Fatal Guillotine
01-01-2011, 04:50 PM
what about that Fugees skit... off The Score

ricky
01-02-2011, 12:31 AM
Eminem's Ken Kaniff diss skit on icp

Dirty Knowledge
01-02-2011, 02:27 AM
hah damn got some comp...

mAlAkAz
01-02-2011, 03:05 AM
Animal Thug on Noreaga's N.O.R.E. was funny

Pacsta
01-03-2011, 01:19 PM
Big Pun - Uncensored (feat. Funkmaster Flex)

OntheHorizon
01-04-2011, 08:27 PM
Dr Dre- $20 sack pyramid - The Chronic

"Oh, fuck me in the ass.........Uhh, step to me and let me suck yo dick"

"Oh shit I know, those are things that Tim Dog would say!!!"

lol

Fatal Guillotine
02-12-2011, 03:48 PM
the end of odb's dog shit

Synthesizer Patel
02-12-2011, 06:30 PM
DO THE KNOWLEDGE - Magnum Force



after hearing that skit, I vowed never to eat another snickers bar ever again

8
02-12-2011, 07:48 PM
Redman's Painindassstewardess and the Jerry Swinger stick up skits made me laugh.

wutangclan97chamber
02-12-2011, 08:30 PM
The first minute of Goin' Down by ODB. The first time I heard that I had no idea what the hell was going on. Classic.

GZAjector
02-12-2011, 08:46 PM
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Ruzz
02-12-2011, 09:55 PM
Dr Dre- $20 sack pyramid - The Chronic

"Oh, fuck me in the ass.........Uhh, step to me and let me suck yo dick"

"Oh shit I know, those are things that Tim Dog would say!!!"

lol

$20 sack pyramid is fucking golden.
shock therapy on Canibus' "2000 B.C." album as well,
"yeah nigga YEAH, YEAH I ASKED YOU WHAT SAMPLES ON THE MUTHAFUCKIN BEATS"
"i told you, there are no samples on the beats"
"ohhhh you just gon play a nigga like that *zap*"
"UGHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHH SHIT"
"YEAH, YEAH, YEAH"

LOL

claaa7
02-13-2011, 04:11 AM
co-sign on the "20$ Sack Pyramid" haha, "Doctor's Officie" was pretty funny too.

can't forget about NWA either, the gang bang rape on "Niggaz 4 Life" is pretty fucked up man lol

copywrite
02-13-2011, 04:40 AM
The end of the Pharcyde's Ya Mama when they're all just sayin ya mama jokes. Shit always makes me laugh.

JamesBondInDaOctagon
07-22-2011, 01:04 PM
Packinamac by Big Pun
The Roach by Dr. Dre and RBX
the Steve's Coffe House skit on D12 world where the folk singer guy is covering Pills is funny
the part in the middle of Criminal by Eminem
all of the public service announcements by Eminem
but most of all "Torture" on M.E.T.H.O.D. M.A.N.

wutangclan97chamber
07-22-2011, 01:13 PM
^co-sign on pakinamac pt 1 and 2

baritone
07-22-2011, 01:37 PM
ain't no one mentioned Killa yet?

Cam'ron got the funniest skits by far, whether on mixtapes, albums, or whatever, "i'm a chicken so imma act like a chicken, quack quack quack"...."that's a duck", all them "you right" skits on Boss of All Bosses, and the skits on "Crime Pays". dude's phone conversations are some of the funniest skits ever.

"well, what about my kids, killa?"

"man, fuck your kids"

classic

ShaDynasty
07-22-2011, 08:20 PM
Wassup with your speak and spell shoes?!

Nigga got on a Lamont Sanford dress shirt!

I swear that shit makes me laugh everytime I hear it. I think its the way the guy says it. Anyone know who it is performing that skit, its off wu forever if you don't remember it.

llBARlllCODEll
07-22-2011, 08:34 PM
Erick Sermon - Chilltown New York

04 Jackin' For Rhymes (Skit) 1:23 w/Redman

"Gimmie that chinese menu!! I know u got a verse or sumpin on'ere"

baritone
07-22-2011, 09:50 PM
Wassup with your speak and spell shoes?!

Nigga got on a Lamont Sanford dress shirt!

I swear that shit makes me laugh everytime I hear it. I think its the way the guy says it. Anyone know who it is performing that skit, its off wu forever if you don't remember it.
i always thought it was ghost

MaskedAvenger
07-23-2011, 12:09 AM
Edit

MaskedAvenger
07-23-2011, 12:12 AM
Big Pun/Funkmaster Flex skit is pretty funny too

Mr. R&B
07-23-2011, 01:40 AM
Wassup with your speak and spell shoes?!

Nigga got on a Lamont Sanford dress shirt!

I swear that shit makes me laugh everytime I hear it. I think its the way the guy says it. Anyone know who it is performing that skit, its off wu forever if you don't remember it.


Inspectah Deck & RZA

RUSHING PLATYPUS
07-23-2011, 01:50 AM
"I got a soda! Yall can't have a god damn sip!"

BIG D O
07-24-2011, 04:52 AM
Wassup with your speak and spell shoes?!

Nigga got on a Lamont Sanford dress shirt!

I swear that shit makes me laugh everytime I hear it. I think its the way the guy says it. Anyone know who it is performing that skit, its off wu forever if you don't remember it.

"fisher price, my first pair of Timbs"....hahahaha, yeah that shit is hilarious...

THE MASON
07-25-2011, 12:33 PM
Black Elvis Intro, classic shit

THE MASON
08-24-2011, 01:03 PM
69 Monique Part 1-3

from Now or Never: Oddysey 2000 by Easy Moe Bee

MaskedAvenger
08-24-2011, 02:49 PM
The new gummy bear skit on the Apathy album is pretty funny

misawa98
08-25-2011, 02:02 PM
The 'biggest hoe in the neighbourhood' and I always liked that skit on 2000 BC where the dude is putting on the wyclef voice.

Ken Kaniff one where he calls the operator and reverses the charges.

Fatal Guillotine
12-17-2011, 04:16 PM
rb00w4NUR08

ol dirty abbot
12-17-2011, 06:05 PM
Intro for return to the 36chambers the dirty version.
intro for likwidation by liks
Who stole the satellite van skit of docs da name

Fatal Guillotine
03-31-2012, 04:24 PM
i agree with the cats that mention cam'ron skits the jamacian skit is always funny to me

infinite vagina
04-02-2012, 07:25 PM
Every Kool Keith skit.