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CEITEDMOFO
01-14-2011, 06:26 PM
Lil B played his second sold out show in New York in the last several months. The West Coast rapper packed Santos Party House back in July. Last night he had the Highline Ballroom rocking.

This wasn't a concert, it was more like king being welcomed home. This man's fans are beyond dedicated.

One fan offered to let Lil B f*ck his mom, and for that he was knighted by the based god.

Another fan literally gave B his woman to do whatever he pleases.

"He kissed my b*tch on stage, I'mma let him f*ck her tonight," said the fan. "You can f*ck my mom, my sister, I love you son. Peace to the world.......swag."

What in the hell is going on? This isn't a movement, it's a cult! Hip Hop's 1st cult, lol.

I can't do anything but congratulate Lil B though, hating would be uncivilized.

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Fan literally gives his girlfriend to Lil B to f*ck'

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Lil B "knights" fan after fan says he can f*ck his mother!

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9:|6 :yes:

EAGLE EYE
01-14-2011, 06:48 PM
did any abnormally large hands get kissed?

BLACK BART SIMPSON
01-14-2011, 07:09 PM
was i the only one who was even MORE surprised when the guy turned out to be black and not white ??? what church do i go to praise this nigga ?

Mcthuggin99
01-14-2011, 07:16 PM
Ghostface will shake his head the dude offering his girl and slap the dude offering his moms

EAGLE EYE
01-14-2011, 07:20 PM
was i the only one who was even MORE surprised when the guy turned out to be black and not white ??? what church do i go to praise this nigga ?


If Lil B demanded your milk money you'd hand it over in a second, then run home and rummage yo moms purse for next week's milk moneys and ask if he wanted direct deposit with a big smile.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
01-14-2011, 07:24 PM
If Lil B demanded your milk money you'd hand it over in a second, then run home and rummage yo moms purse for next week's milk moneys and ask if he wanted direct deposit with a big smile.

im not gay like on sum rugged sounds shit . .im just definetly a fan of this nigga . . and you said if like there was more to that post

CEITEDMOFO
01-14-2011, 07:34 PM
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Professor Poopsnagle
01-14-2011, 07:49 PM
What the fuck?

CEITEDMOFO
01-14-2011, 10:35 PM
http://images.memegenerator.net/-skinhedjohn/ImageMacro/2664452/IM-A-PRETTY-BITCH-TOO-YA-KNOW-FUCK-YOU-SAID-IM-THE-FINEST-BITCH-OUT-FEEL-ME.jpg

dad
01-14-2011, 11:01 PM
im not gay like on sum rugged sounds shit . .im just definetly a fan of this nigga . . and you said if like there was more to that post

your a fan? a fucking fanboy. you aint based like me nigga. jokes on you.
http://www.gifsoup.com/view2/1728431/j-love-o.gif

netscape check two
01-15-2011, 12:00 AM
Nobody would want to fuck that dude's ugly girl. She looked like Dave Mustaine.

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/29835543/Dave+Mustaine.jpg

food for thought
01-15-2011, 04:27 AM
^yea that chick was dressed like she was straight from the 80 too lol


anyway,

this is some of the weirdest shit i ever seen in my life.

alot of this shit also seemed gay as fuck. why is there always some gay shit associated with this cat lil b?

EAGLE EYE
01-15-2011, 04:31 AM
edit.

wrong thread

Frank Sobotka
01-15-2011, 05:17 AM
your a fan? a fucking fanboy. you aint based like me nigga. jokes on you.
http://www.gifsoup.com/view2/1728431/j-love-o.gif
seems you started a meme with this fuck my mom based god.

SKELETOR
01-15-2011, 06:01 AM
Lil B Gets Punched In The Face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTj2yq-hSgI

NIGHT MAYOR
01-15-2011, 07:38 AM
^AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHahahahaha

SKELETOR
01-15-2011, 08:37 AM
^AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHahahahaha

knockout @1:23 :D

CEITEDMOFO
01-15-2011, 09:46 AM
Lil B Gets Punched In The Face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTj2yq-hSgI

THAT KID REALIZED LIL b IS A BASEDGOD NOW AND APOLOGIZED LAST MONTH FOR FORGIVENESS TO GET INTO THE GATES OF BASEDISM
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food for thought
01-15-2011, 11:34 AM
only faggits sucker punch and run away immediately so as to not get their ass whipped by principle.

Uncle Steezo
01-15-2011, 11:56 AM
he didn't run. he hit B with at least 4 good ones and a finishing move that had B lookin like he hit the pipe n caught a freeze.
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/based.gif

dad
01-15-2011, 12:14 PM
he didn't run. he hit B with at least 4 good ones and a finishing move that had B lookin like he hit the pipe n caught a freeze.
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/based.gif

http://www.gifsoup.com/view1/1732933/dfs-o.gif

CEITEDMOFO
01-15-2011, 06:11 PM
MIDDLE OF THIS SOMEONE HITS LIL B IN THE FACE
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MS INFOS TAKE ON IT
I’ve been to many many (too many) shows. Most I don’t even remember. But few have been as remarkable as the Lil B concert at the Highline Ballroom on Thursday night. Now before you get all huffy at me and accuse me of forsaking the legend of Illmatic and my Wu-Tang decoder ring….just be clear. I’m not saying that “I’m Miley Cyrus” and rapping over the Garden State soundtrack onstage is on the same level as shows like Hov n Em’s Home + Home, or my favorite live moment, the epic Hot97/Pepsi DJ Battle of 2007. But what I am saying is: without the fireworks of that Yankee Stadium extravaganza, and all the nostalgic celeb cameos of that Hot97/Pepsi jam session….Lil’ B’s concert still amazed me because of the connection between the performer and the audience. It was like a semi-religious gathering of ethnically-diverse superfans, who, at one point, spontaneously chanted rapidly, and in unison: “Thankyoubasedgod. Thankyoubasedgod. Thankyoubasedgod.“

LOL

EAGLE EYE
01-15-2011, 06:14 PM
hahahahahahahaha

Professor Poopsnagle
01-15-2011, 06:15 PM
Lil B is now officially hipster hop.

EAGLE EYE
01-15-2011, 06:33 PM
on a scale of 1 to 10, how based are kidbots BFF's?

http://scs.viceland.com/img/dos_donts/2248/main.jpg

CEITEDMOFO
01-15-2011, 06:39 PM
WHEN I WAS WALKIN OUTSIDE WITHOUT MY RALPH LAUREN PRESCRIPTION GLASSES,
I THOUGHT I SEEN 3 BITCHES WALKIN TOWARDS ME AND MY CAR,

SO I WAS READY AND DOING THE NOVELA SERIOUS FACE
http://www.terra.com/addon/img/2892a9a5-J-Luis-Pila-Lorenzo-Lobos-Aurorap.jpg

THAN WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO GO IN THE CAR ITS ACTUALLY 2 DUDES WIT A BITCH AND THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME LONG LENGTH HAIR WIT TIGHT PANTS WTF

AND THE WORST PART IS ONE OF THE FAGGITS WAS HUGGING UP ON THE ONE GIRL AND SHE ACTUALLY HAD A FAT ASS AND LOOKED GOOD SMH

P.s. WTF IS UP WIT HAVING A TRACK CALLED "FERRYBOAT KILLAZ"

1. Shaolin VS Wu-Tang
2. Every Soldier In The Hood ft. METHOD MAN
3. Silver Rings ft. GHOSTFACE,
4. Ferryboat Killaz
5. The Scroll
6. Masters Of Our Fate ft. BLACK THOUGHT
7. Rich And BlackL ft. NAS
8. Butter Knives
9. Crane Style ft. BUSTA RHYMES,
10. Chop Chop Ninja ft. INSPECTAH DECK, ESTELLE
11. From The Hills ft. METHOD MAN, RAHEEM DEVAUGHN
12. Last Train To Scotland ft. LLOYD BANKS
13. Rock N Roll ft. JIM JONES, GHOSTFACE, KOBE
14. Molasses ft. RICK ROSS, GHOSTFACE
15. Dart School
16. Snake Pond
17. Wu Chant (Outro)

Undiluted Karma
01-15-2011, 07:29 PM
as opposed to Chop Chop Ninja? that sounds like a U-God dance remix

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
01-15-2011, 07:45 PM
enough about lil b.


he's shit.

CEITEDMOFO
01-15-2011, 07:52 PM
ITS ASHAME EVERYONE CANT BE BLESSED BY THE BASEDGoD SPIRIT

food for thought
01-15-2011, 07:54 PM
WHEN I WAS WALKIN OUTSIDE WITHOUT MY RALPH LAUREN PRESCRIPTION GLASSES,
I THOUGHT I SEEN 3 BITCHES WALKIN TOWARDS ME AND MY CAR,

SO I WAS READY AND DOING THE NOVELA SERIOUS FACE
http://www.terra.com/addon/img/2892a9a5-J-Luis-Pila-Lorenzo-Lobos-Aurorap.jpg


lmfao

dad
01-15-2011, 07:59 PM
enough about lil b.


he's shit.

and your a psycho cunt.

CEITEDMOFO
01-15-2011, 08:00 PM
RUGGeD POST THE MIXTAPE LINKS

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
01-15-2011, 08:01 PM
and your a psycho cunt.




what's your point?

dad
01-15-2011, 08:07 PM
^
you deserve to die.

dad
01-15-2011, 08:09 PM
http://www.mediafire.com/?jb7gsmwy7u626a4
http://www.mediafire.com/?fpqlttyaaam81e2

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
01-15-2011, 08:10 PM
and your a psycho cunt.

what's your point?

^
you deserve to die.


you are the psycho cunt and deserve to die.

CEITEDMOFO
01-15-2011, 08:20 PM
PROPz

NIGHT MAYOR
01-15-2011, 08:24 PM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:WyBl3gOCiZ214M:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v710/denslife/sausagefingers.jpg&t=1

dad
01-15-2011, 08:26 PM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:WyBl3gOCiZ214M:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v710/denslife/sausagefingers.jpg&t=1

http://www.mocksession.com/30fps//CRAZEDRANGERSFAN.gif

food for thought
01-15-2011, 08:26 PM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:WyBl3gOCiZ214M:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v710/denslife/sausagefingers.jpg&t=1

ahahahahah

NIGHT MAYOR
01-15-2011, 10:03 PM
ahahahahah

http://www.picrandom.com/images/2579638221.jpg

:picture:

Professor Poopsnagle
01-16-2011, 03:12 PM
http://www.terra.com/addon/img/2892a9a5-J-Luis-Pila-Lorenzo-Lobos-Aurorap.jpg
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4152/4971302106_0b2109028f_z.jpg

Dr. Simon Hurt
01-16-2011, 03:39 PM
a new lil b banger
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swag

what's wrong with you idiots?

Frank Sobotka
01-16-2011, 03:55 PM
For everybody still doubting lil b check out this compilation:
http://usershare.net/5e5z7cqwsgv2

More traditional rapping.

ALCATRAZ
01-16-2011, 09:52 PM
enough about lil b.


he's shit.
lil b > europe and everything in it

dad
01-16-2011, 10:11 PM
lil b > europe and everything in it
Fuck yeah bro.
http://www.gifsoup.com/view2/1728431/j-love-o.gif

issues
01-17-2011, 10:42 AM
http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c558f53ef013489a6f617970c-pi

..

TheBoarzHeadBoy
01-17-2011, 12:07 PM
http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c558f53ef013489a6f617970c-pi

..

Haha if that's real I now respect him somewhat.

EAGLE EYE
01-17-2011, 05:19 PM
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hahahahahahahahahhah @ all of this

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
01-17-2011, 05:29 PM
lol @ him cheating on his diet

cutn' heads
01-17-2011, 05:42 PM
i aint gonna front... i dont get this shit at all...

CEITEDMOFO
01-17-2011, 06:15 PM
THAT LiL B AND ROSS SHIT SOUNDS ILL EVEN THOUGH ITS A PARODY

Olive Oil Goombah
01-17-2011, 06:52 PM
i aint gonna front... i dont get this shit at all...

i really dont either.

i guess its like making fun of a retard???


i dunno, i feel like the intelligence will be sucked from me if i try to figure it out.

CEITEDMOFO
01-18-2011, 12:37 AM
THiS WILL HELP THE LOST UNDERSTAND

http://www.realraptalk.com/f16/lil-b-new-jesus-1909029/

INF
01-18-2011, 12:54 AM
sign of the times

SKAMPOE
01-18-2011, 12:59 AM
indeed

food for thought
01-18-2011, 12:59 AM
ceitedmofo, whats so special about this cat that has you acting like a groupie?

issues
01-18-2011, 03:59 AM
http://hiphopwired.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/lilblilduvaltweets.jpg?w=456&h=435










http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/5/l_8699a65d0baa41d1873d3679948d516b.jpg

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EAGLE EYE
01-18-2011, 07:41 PM
wshh2rVq5jicrfsfz8X2

Dr. Simon Hurt
01-18-2011, 08:25 PM
he's really garbage...it's retard novelty rap...some hyper-prolific special ed case...he's the gg allin of hiphop...instead of smearing shit on himself he kisses dude's hands

he's riff raff with better beats

Sham-iLL
01-18-2011, 08:29 PM
hands down all time greatest rapper

CEITEDMOFO
01-18-2011, 09:34 PM
ceitedmofo, whats so special about this cat that has you acting like a groupie?

CAUSE HES GOD
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PUT IT ON 1:20 TO SEE WHAT HE SAYS^

AND THE BIRTH OF RaP
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PUT IT ON 1:36 TO SEE WHAT HE SAYS ^

Undiluted Karma
01-18-2011, 10:03 PM
$10 question Ceited, would you let Lil B fuck your mum and sister then?

Uncle Steezo
01-18-2011, 10:21 PM
Heat would let lil b fuck zig.

CEITEDMOFO
01-18-2011, 10:33 PM
*DOWnLOADS THE NEW BASEDGOD
http://www.thesermonsdomain.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Lil-B-Angels-Exodus-Amalgam-Digital-Jan-18th.jpg

EAGLE EYE
01-18-2011, 10:42 PM
LIL B fucked the entire geek squad and came back for seconds.

TSA
01-18-2011, 10:55 PM
BASED GOD IS HARD AS FUCK ahahhahhah!

dad
01-18-2011, 11:53 PM
*DOWnLOADS THE NEW BASEDGOD
http://www.thesermonsdomain.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Lil-B-Angels-Exodus-Amalgam-Digital-Jan-18th.jpg

link me lesbo

CEITEDMOFO
01-19-2011, 12:29 AM
http://www.newcorpseorder.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=31779

Sham-iLL
01-19-2011, 12:29 AM
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issues
01-19-2011, 03:35 AM
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/lilbgod.jpg









http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le48v2ZPGm1qcr7fqo1_500.gif

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CEITEDMOFO
01-19-2011, 09:41 PM
EL73wyi4OQM

CEITEDMOFO
01-22-2011, 09:06 PM
http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4975132/Based-God-Should-Be-Fucking-You-Right-Now.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Spongebob

BLACK BART SIMPSON
01-23-2011, 04:42 PM
_YVp5eSNGoA

Dr. Simon Hurt
01-23-2011, 04:51 PM
requirements for liking lil b:

having an IQ under 60
lack of employment/working at geek squad
enjoying the taste of semen
not graduating high school
only bumping rap albums with pictures of shirtless men on the cover
illiteracy
being a fag

Undiluted Karma
01-23-2011, 08:31 PM
^The guy has some good rhymes and excellent production behind him, and this is from someone who used to hate Lil B.


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ALCATRAZ
01-23-2011, 08:33 PM
^The guy has some good rhymes and excellent production behind him, and this is from someone who used to hate Lil B.


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u hated him until like last week lol

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-23-2011, 10:21 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfgz0bvFCg1qb343ro1_500.jpg

5hundred&one
01-23-2011, 10:24 PM
u hated him until like last week lol

it's sad how euros have to constantly change their taste to try and keep up with Americans. just when they think they're cool we're off their radar again.

keep tryin fags lol

EAGLE EYE
01-24-2011, 01:53 AM
This was on XXLmag.com





How I know Lil B is teh ghey

A deep, scientific investigation. Nullus.



It’s a known fact that teh ghey people don’t just step right out of the closet. First they do a lot of suspect shit to test the waters, to see what life might be like in a world where they’re no longer pretending to be straight.
They might buy a pair of pants a couple of sizes too small, like a woman would wear, if she were trying to get fucked in a bar (perhaps by Big Ben Roethlisberger), or they might start randomly inserting a lot of gay shit into the conversation, mentioning their cock and balls every five minutes, for no apparent reason, referring to their ass as their “booty,” and what have you.
It might be as subtle as that one guy who wants to play ball tag all the time, even when the situation doesn’t call for it. Like, at a party with chicks in it. I don’t need a woman seeing another guy putting the back of his hand on my “privacy” and me not responding by beating him to within an inch of his life. She might get the wrong idea about me. Even though there’s nothing particularly sexual about a game of ball tag, as long as you’re sure that all the participants are straight.
This interview Lil B just did with Complex is obviously his first baby step out of the closet, along with that video in which he got cold cocked by a guy who looks like he could have been the star pupil at the Sickamore School of Lip Moisture Management, and the bulk of his catalog, apparently, including songs like “Pretty Bitch” and “I’m a Faggot.” (No subtlety there!) Even that song “Look Like Jesus,” or whatever it’s called, probably the only Lil B song I’ve ever heard, except for that EP he did with the Pack, which I reviewed on my own site back in the dark ages (as I recall, it wasn’t half that bad), includes an unnecessary reference to his junk. Clearly, he’s trying to tell us something.
You can tell Lil B has already had his share of teh ghey experiences, because he tries to prove that he’s not teh ghey by citing experiences that would never happen to straight people. For example, he talks about how some guys, when they’re stroking it to pr0n, will flip out when some teh ghey shit pops up, while he’ll keep on pulling his pud, confident in his lack of teh gheyness, when obviously the only time a straight guy would jerk off in a room with another guy is as part of a competition to see who takes the longest to blow his load, and hence has to eat a cookie with said load all over it – unless he realizes he’s gonna lose and pretends he just can’t finish the act. Nope, dry as a bone! I wouldn’t have any way of knowing how a guy would react, if he were stroking it to pr0n and some teh ghey shit popped up. Also, I’ve seen enough pr0n to know that teh ghey shit doesn’t just pop up in straight pr0n. Even if you get all of your pr0n from these tube sites that feature straight and teh ghey pr0n, they’re very good about keeping ‘em separated, Offspring-style. They must realize that straight dudes have zero tolerance for that shit. Pr0nHub has one time to show me a guy blowing another guy, and that’s it.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I just don’t want to see it.
Of course Lil B tries to pull that move where he claims that he can say and do all of the teh ghey shit he wants, but everything that dribbles from between his two lips has to be taken with a grain of salt anyway (nullus), because it’s so obvious he’s straight, because he’s so disingenuous about other aspects of his life. I should have known, from the fact that Lil B is from Berkeley, CA, that he was the victim of a childhood similar to my own, i.e. a life of material comfort and safety. I knew I’d never heard of any crime taking place in Berkeley, except for that time that guy stole his mother’s car, in the movie Youth in Revolt, but I figured Lil B must have had a hard time growing up, just from how damaged he looks. It sounds like he may have pulled some shit similar to Nick Twisp and/or his French alter ego. It says in the Complex interview that he once stole a Lexus. Let me guess – that was his mother’s Lexus. He didn’t really steal it, he just borrowed it, after she told him he couldn’t. He probably also broke into his own house, like in the movie Bottle Rocket.
Similarly, I suspect there’s a lot more to his relationship with the guy who cold cocked him than he let on in the interview. First he claimed to have never met the guy, but apparently there’s a video somewhere of the two of them doing a dance together, so he admitted that the two of them went to the same high school, as if going to high school with another guy is an excuse for there to be a video of the two of you doing a dance together. Then he claims to not have any memories of the guy from high school, because the guy is way younger than him, even though there’s no such thing as someone who’s way younger than you when you’re 20 years old, let alone someone you went to school with. How are you gonna forget some shit that happened two years ago? That’s not how drugs work. You might forget things you need to know right this moment, like where you left your car, or what day it is, but if anything, your memory of high school gets that much stronger. I’m mostly sober, and I can’t remember shit from high school, but I stay running into tweakers who claim we went to school together. Or is that just how white people look when they’re 30?

SKAMPOE
01-24-2011, 02:15 AM
it's sad how euros have to constantly change their taste to try and keep up with Americans. just when they think they're cool we're off their radar again.

keep tryin fags lol
ahahahahah werd
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102009/1256553677_nomnomfrog.gif (http://www.gifbin.com/983580)
biters

Undiluted Karma
01-24-2011, 09:02 AM
u hated him until like last week lol

yeah i know haha then ceited posted that bitch song i dl'ed the mixtape and like 3/4 of it is fire

Undiluted Karma
01-24-2011, 09:04 AM
it's sad how euros have to constantly change their taste to try and keep up with Americans. just when they think they're cool we're off their radar again.

keep tryin fags lol

i could give a fuck about whats hot and whats not in the states if it sounds good then ill listen to it.

btw you live in north carolina

Undiluted Karma
01-24-2011, 09:15 AM
This was on XXLmag.com





How I know Lil B is teh ghey

A deep, scientific investigation. Nullus.



It’s a known fact that teh ghey people don’t just step right out of the closet. First they do a lot of suspect shit to test the waters, to see what life might be like in a world where they’re no longer pretending to be straight.
They might buy a pair of pants a couple of sizes too small, like a woman would wear, if she were trying to get fucked in a bar (perhaps by Big Ben Roethlisberger), or they might start randomly inserting a lot of gay shit into the conversation, mentioning their cock and balls every five minutes, for no apparent reason, referring to their ass as their “booty,” and what have you.
It might be as subtle as that one guy who wants to play ball tag all the time, even when the situation doesn’t call for it. Like, at a party with chicks in it. I don’t need a woman seeing another guy putting the back of his hand on my “privacy” and me not responding by beating him to within an inch of his life. She might get the wrong idea about me. Even though there’s nothing particularly sexual about a game of ball tag, as long as you’re sure that all the participants are straight.
This interview Lil B just did with Complex is obviously his first baby step out of the closet, along with that video in which he got cold cocked by a guy who looks like he could have been the star pupil at the Sickamore School of Lip Moisture Management, and the bulk of his catalog, apparently, including songs like “Pretty Bitch” and “I’m a Faggot.” (No subtlety there!) Even that song “Look Like Jesus,” or whatever it’s called, probably the only Lil B song I’ve ever heard, except for that EP he did with the Pack, which I reviewed on my own site back in the dark ages (as I recall, it wasn’t half that bad), includes an unnecessary reference to his junk. Clearly, he’s trying to tell us something.
You can tell Lil B has already had his share of teh ghey experiences, because he tries to prove that he’s not teh ghey by citing experiences that would never happen to straight people. For example, he talks about how some guys, when they’re stroking it to pr0n, will flip out when some teh ghey shit pops up, while he’ll keep on pulling his pud, confident in his lack of teh gheyness, when obviously the only time a straight guy would jerk off in a room with another guy is as part of a competition to see who takes the longest to blow his load, and hence has to eat a cookie with said load all over it – unless he realizes he’s gonna lose and pretends he just can’t finish the act. Nope, dry as a bone! I wouldn’t have any way of knowing how a guy would react, if he were stroking it to pr0n and some teh ghey shit popped up. Also, I’ve seen enough pr0n to know that teh ghey shit doesn’t just pop up in straight pr0n. Even if you get all of your pr0n from these tube sites that feature straight and teh ghey pr0n, they’re very good about keeping ‘em separated, Offspring-style. They must realize that straight dudes have zero tolerance for that shit. Pr0nHub has one time to show me a guy blowing another guy, and that’s it.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I just don’t want to see it.
Of course Lil B tries to pull that move where he claims that he can say and do all of the teh ghey shit he wants, but everything that dribbles from between his two lips has to be taken with a grain of salt anyway (nullus), because it’s so obvious he’s straight, because he’s so disingenuous about other aspects of his life. I should have known, from the fact that Lil B is from Berkeley, CA, that he was the victim of a childhood similar to my own, i.e. a life of material comfort and safety. I knew I’d never heard of any crime taking place in Berkeley, except for that time that guy stole his mother’s car, in the movie Youth in Revolt, but I figured Lil B must have had a hard time growing up, just from how damaged he looks. It sounds like he may have pulled some shit similar to Nick Twisp and/or his French alter ego. It says in the Complex interview that he once stole a Lexus. Let me guess – that was his mother’s Lexus. He didn’t really steal it, he just borrowed it, after she told him he couldn’t. He probably also broke into his own house, like in the movie Bottle Rocket.
Similarly, I suspect there’s a lot more to his relationship with the guy who cold cocked him than he let on in the interview. First he claimed to have never met the guy, but apparently there’s a video somewhere of the two of them doing a dance together, so he admitted that the two of them went to the same high school, as if going to high school with another guy is an excuse for there to be a video of the two of you doing a dance together. Then he claims to not have any memories of the guy from high school, because the guy is way younger than him, even though there’s no such thing as someone who’s way younger than you when you’re 20 years old, let alone someone you went to school with. How are you gonna forget some shit that happened two years ago? That’s not how drugs work. You might forget things you need to know right this moment, like where you left your car, or what day it is, but if anything, your memory of high school gets that much stronger. I’m mostly sober, and I can’t remember shit from high school, but I stay running into tweakers who claim we went to school together. Or is that just how white people look when they’re 30?


lmaoo

spammy sosa
09-14-2014, 03:36 AM
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