View Full Version : claim your pimp shit.
STYLE
01-23-2011, 03:24 AM
what makes you feel pimpish?
JehovAllah
01-23-2011, 03:59 AM
ahahahahahah
i win
Frailhorse
01-23-2011, 04:29 AM
knowing i pay sunny winters bills
Art Vandelay
01-23-2011, 07:42 AM
When a gir says "it hurts"
Queen Of Poetry
01-23-2011, 08:23 AM
^^ u know u ain't never in ur life heard that unless u was in the room when someone else was gettin it in
TheBoarzHeadBoy
01-23-2011, 10:23 AM
My religious devotion to outkast and my sincere appreciation of late 19th century mens fashion.
V4D3R
01-23-2011, 11:01 AM
Having a girl that I never met in my real life from a video game (second life) send me a couple stack western union.
Having really dirty sex real life with another female from same video game that just happens to live around the way.
JehovAllah
01-23-2011, 11:14 AM
the man^^^
ALCATRAZ
01-23-2011, 11:33 AM
when im fucking a girl and i pull my dick out to switch positions and i look down and my dick is covered in their cum :) great ego boost
SHRAP
01-23-2011, 12:57 PM
keepin broads phone numbers in my phone just so i can see their name on caller id and not pick up
Queen Of Poetry
01-23-2011, 02:38 PM
when im fucking a girl and i pull my dick out to switch positions and i look down and my dick is covered in their cum :) great ego boost
Oh my damn.....
keepin broads phone numbers in my phone just so i can see their name on caller id and not pick up
LOL
I do that with guys too!
Professor Poopsnagle
01-23-2011, 02:56 PM
Having my moms phonenumber saved as her first name so it looks like I know women when people look at my phone.
BLACK BART SIMPSON
01-23-2011, 03:10 PM
when females "heard so much about you" and you have no idea how they know you
Undiluted Karma
01-23-2011, 03:16 PM
Having my moms phonenumber saved as her first name so it looks like I know women when people look at my phone.
ahhhaaa
when pre-teen boys "heard so much about your bootyhole and throat skills" and you have no idea how they know you
fixed.
Rob Belding
01-23-2011, 03:33 PM
lol
Olive Oil Goombah
01-23-2011, 03:36 PM
when i blow up an HIV positive persons spot when they be tryin to spit game on a chick, then i tell the chick im clean, making me feel healthy and superior.
Also works for herpes, ghonorrea, chlamydia and genital warts.
JehovAllah
01-23-2011, 03:36 PM
ahahahahha @ RUGGEDSOUNDS
BLACK BART SIMPSON
01-23-2011, 03:48 PM
fixed.
mad cause i sonned him on numerous occasions.
mad cause i sonned him on numerous occasions.
http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/50.jpg
JehovAllah
01-23-2011, 03:52 PM
http://www.box.net/shared/bfs0std5n8
check two
01-23-2011, 04:01 PM
http://www.dreamstime.com/fiction-sign-thumb4775180.jpg
BLACK BART SIMPSON
01-23-2011, 04:07 PM
Ya rly !
ALCATRAZ
01-23-2011, 05:47 PM
fixed.
lolol
Ya rly !
Wesley, I'm gonna warn you now! If you keep mumbling about me, I'm gonna end your wu-corp life bruh.
BLACK BART SIMPSON
01-23-2011, 05:57 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww faggot ass nigga lol
Lolz. I'm serious Wesley Flanders.
Rob Belding
01-23-2011, 06:09 PM
when females "heard so much about you" and you have no idea how they know you
fixed.
ahahahahha @ RUGGEDSOUNDS
mad cause i sonned him on numerous occasions.
Ya rly !
Wesley, I'm gonna warn you now! If you keep mumbling about me, I'm gonna end your wu-corp life bruh.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww faggot ass nigga lol
Lolz. I'm serious Wesley Flanders.
http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/8121/38596469.gif
Rob Belding
01-23-2011, 06:13 PM
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/2102/28260348.gif
ethers
drippie k
01-23-2011, 06:27 PM
i'm all yalls daddy
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