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ALCATRAZ
01-27-2011, 09:13 PM
DsnsYTegciw




when im in class, girls ask to copy my notes even though they've never missed a lecture
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/gif/ab.gif


when im doing laundry, girls ask me if i know how to use the washing machine and if i have enough soap
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/gif/ab.gif


when im on the bus, girls stare at me for prolonged periods of time without any shame on their behalf.
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/gif/ab.gif


i recieve calls from girls that i don't know who claim they know me.
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/gif/ab.gif


when im walking down the street, girls tell me they are lost and didn't know who else to ask for help.
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/gif/ab.gif




girls like me




:)

Uncle Steezo
01-27-2011, 09:24 PM
so girls use you as a google?

EAGLE EYE
01-27-2011, 09:37 PM
gay friend swag?

ALCATRAZ
01-27-2011, 09:52 PM
when girls are at my spot and they see me looking at wu corp, they tell me "i like it that yr into music" lolol

dad
01-27-2011, 09:54 PM
DsnsYTegciw





bruh, what you know about that Latino shit?
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ALCATRAZ
01-27-2011, 09:59 PM
awww man what u know bout young ralfi pagan

-ogJ3jRavjE

swag swag

EAGLE EYE
01-27-2011, 10:00 PM
when girls are at my spot and they see me looking at wu corp, they tell me "i like it that yr into music" lolol


http://static.businessinsider.com/image/4b8d67de7f8b9a314fe40500/roger-ebert.jpg

if they only knew

ALCATRAZ
01-27-2011, 10:01 PM
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/sm/lol.gifup

dad
01-27-2011, 10:02 PM
awww man what u know bout young ralfi pagan

-ogJ3jRavjE

swag swag

bless your heart due to the fact you are based as fuck.

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Uncle Steezo
01-27-2011, 10:06 PM
let me try...

girls post suggestive comments on my FB to make the competition jealous.

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/based.gif

girls try to cut their period short a few days by soaking in the bathtub for a couple hours just to make sure my sex drive is satisfied.

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/based.gif

girls will risk getting slapped by their boyfriend in public just to make eye contact with me.

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/based.gif

girls will do things with me sexually that they swore they would never do till they were married.

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/based.gif

my beauty makes fine girls feel insecure about their looks when we are together.

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/based.gif

girls buy me things in an effort to purchase my affection.

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/based.gif

girls will offer their mouth and asshole as a cum depository just so they can feel closer to me.

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/based.gif

girls make hotel reservations before i pick them up on a 1st date and pretend like its spontaneous when i ask "what do you want to do now?"


http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/based.gif

Uncle Steezo
01-27-2011, 10:08 PM
oh yeah...
RnxYScrIfxE

http://www.docleaf.com/critique/Apr2308/cry.jpg

ALCATRAZ
01-27-2011, 10:17 PM
girls will risk getting slapped by their boyfriend in public just to make eye contact with me.

yes

Uncle Steezo
01-27-2011, 10:31 PM
true story.

me and my sister were cruisin the city one night and pulled up to a red light bumpin some shawty lo and gettin crunk.

car pulls up next to us and this chick was like all up in my car smilin and shoulder boppin to my music. next thing you know her man in the leaned back passenger seat rises up out of nowhere and pops the shit out the chick in the mouth.

hilarity ensues.

EAGLE EYE
01-27-2011, 10:50 PM
let me try...

girls post suggestive comments on my FB to make the competition jealous.

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/based.gif

girls try to cut their period short a few days by soaking in the bathtub for a couple hours just to make sure my sex drive is satisfied.

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/based.gif

girls will risk getting slapped by their boyfriend in public just to make eye contact with me.

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/based.gif

girls will do things with me sexually that they swore they would never do till they were married.

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/based.gif

my beauty makes fine girls feel insecure about their looks when we are together.

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/based.gif

girls buy me things in an effort to purchase my affection.

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/based.gif

girls will offer their mouth and asshole as a cum depository just so they can feel closer to me.

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/based.gif

girls make hotel reservations before i pick them up on a 1st date and pretend like its spontaneous when i ask "what do you want to do now?"


http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/based.gif

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/b/bow_tie_man-13406.jpg

CEITEDMOFO
01-27-2011, 10:53 PM
uw_rSAgFNNI
http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/5222/photoqba.jpg

Uncle Steezo
01-27-2011, 10:58 PM
nice ass on that but i can tell by the pixels in your face.....you know the rest

CEITEDMOFO
01-27-2011, 11:04 PM
nice ass on that but i can tell by the pixels in your face that you look like jesus

*fixed

ALCATRAZ
01-28-2011, 12:08 AM
uw_rSAgFNNI
http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/5222/photoqba.jpg
omg

SKAMPOE
01-28-2011, 02:54 AM
DsnsYTegciw




when im in class, girls ask to copy my notes even though they've never missed a lecture
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/gif/ab.gif


when im doing laundry, girls ask me if i know how to use the washing machine and if i have enough soap
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/gif/ab.gif


when im on the bus, girls stare at me for prolonged periods of time without any shame on their behalf.
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/gif/ab.gif


i recieve calls from girls that i don't know who claim they know me.
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/gif/ab.gif


when im walking down the street, girls tell me they are lost and didn't know who else to ask for help.
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/gif/ab.gif




girls like me




:)
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/2yu3sw37748.gif (http://www.gifbin.com/981332)http://www.gifbin.com/bin/300415955.gif (http://www.gifbin.com/981343)

ALCATRAZ
01-28-2011, 09:37 AM
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/2yu3sw37748.gif (http://www.gifbin.com/981332)http://www.gifbin.com/bin/300415955.gif (http://www.gifbin.com/981343)
this is a pretty boy dedication thread u got no business around these parts...

Professor Poopsnagle
01-28-2011, 10:48 AM
My girlfriend buys me expensive stuff with her daddies money and fucks me like I pay her.

http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/robochrist/18746707.jpg?t=1296229711

SKAMPOE
01-28-2011, 01:30 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs001.snc6/165172_1678122986504_1040375915_1872288_2837207_n. jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1935370&id=1040375915)spent

ALCATRAZ
01-28-2011, 01:42 PM
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/f2/whales.jpg

EAGLE EYE
01-28-2011, 01:55 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs001.snc6/165172_1678122986504_1040375915_1872288_2837207_n. jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1935370&id=1040375915)spent


http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2008/06/06/previews/Spencer%20Pratt-ALO-017018.jpg

Dokuro
01-28-2011, 03:48 PM
..... wow I wouldn’t think so much into it if I were you

it just sound like there being civil or have you not spent too much time around the opposite sex

just because the girl braids you hair doesn’t mean she wants it down there
just because she ask you to jump start her car doesn't mean she want to jump you
just because she ask if she could share the laundry machine because the rest of them are full doesn't mean the wants to get filled.
and just because your licking that clit doesn’t mean she'll suck that dick....

ALCATRAZ
01-28-2011, 07:02 PM
..... wow I wouldn’t think so much into it if I were you

it just sound like there being civil or have you not spent too much time around the opposite sex

just because the girl braids you hair doesn’t mean she wants it down there
just because she ask you to jump start her car doesn't mean she want to jump you
just because she ask if she could share the laundry machine because the rest of them are full doesn't mean the wants to get filled.
and just because your licking that clit doesn’t mean she'll suck that dick....


u mad^ lol

CEITEDMOFO
01-28-2011, 07:44 PM
http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2008/06/06/previews/Spencer%20Pratt-ALO-017018.jpg

ROFL@ ROBBYS BOY

YO SKAMp IS THAT MY QUEEN AND HER SISTER?

SKAMPOE
01-28-2011, 08:45 PM
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102009/1256647513_skate_nut.gif

(http://www.gifbin.com/983591)

Olive Oil Goombah
01-28-2011, 10:13 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs001.snc6/165172_1678122986504_1040375915_1872288_2837207_n. jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1935370&id=1040375915)spent

puke....latino trash....

Queen Of Poetry
01-29-2011, 10:13 AM
I've realized the men on this site r delusional.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-29-2011, 11:46 AM
we're men.....we fuck whats available. if these wre the last bitches on the planet, the blonde one would be the queen. She'd have a huge ego cuz dudes would be killing to get at her.


we dont care how hard you work at the gym, we dont care how much you paid for your looks. we dont care how tough it is for you to support your kids with no help from ur sperm donor(s).

we just want to fuck pussy, and say we did it.

CEITEDMOFO
01-29-2011, 06:23 PM
AND BY THE BLONDE ONE HE MEANS THiS
http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2008/06/06/previews/Spencer%20Pratt-ALO-017018.jpg

drippie k
01-30-2011, 04:55 PM
and just because your licking that clit doesn’t mean she'll suck that dick....


if i'm licking that clit its cuz she's sucked my dick various times before...never will i go down first

Queen Of Poetry
01-31-2011, 10:58 AM
we're men.....we fuck whats available. if these wre the last bitches on the planet, the blonde one would be the queen. She'd have a huge ego cuz dudes would be killing to get at her.


we dont care how hard you work at the gym, we dont care how much you paid for your looks. we dont care how tough it is for you to support your kids with no help from ur sperm donor(s).

we just want to fuck pussy, and say we did it.


Ur a dickhead

Art Vandelay
01-31-2011, 02:57 PM
when you say "girls like me", are you using "like" as a verb or a preposition. because that phrase has 2 different meanings.

Dokuro
01-31-2011, 03:11 PM
I've realized the men on this site r delusional.


just about most of us id say 99.752%

Dokuro
01-31-2011, 03:12 PM
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if i'm licking that clit its cuz she's sucked my dick various times before...never will i go down first
case in point

Queen Of Poetry
01-31-2011, 03:18 PM
^^^ hahahahahaha

CEITEDMOFO
02-07-2011, 07:47 PM
THIS IS HOW GIRLS & WOMEN ACT IN FRONT OF ME
WHEN THEY KNOW I ENTEReD THE ROOM
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Professor Poopsnagle
02-07-2011, 08:13 PM
Girls usually giggle and whisper to eachother when I walk by. One time I even overheard one of them say "too bad he's probably gay"

CEITEDMOFO
02-07-2011, 08:23 PM
ROFL I BELiEVE THAT, THEY NOTICED YOUR WALKING SPED UP ONCE YOU MADE EYE CONTACT,
THAN YOUR SPEED WALKING TURNED INTO JOGGING

ALCATRAZ
02-08-2011, 12:15 AM
Girls usually giggle and whisper to eachother when I walk by.

on the contrary, when i walk into a room full of girls, the room falls silent

swagswag

CEITEDMOFO
02-08-2011, 05:18 PM
IF I DECIDE TO SIT NEXT TO A CHICK WITH BIG HOOTERs SHE PRETENDS TO YAWN BUT I IGNORE THE TITs

Olive Oil Goombah
02-08-2011, 05:46 PM
when you say "girls like me", are you using "like" as a verb or a preposition. because that phrase has 2 different meanings.

i was thinking the same thing.

Uncle Steezo
02-08-2011, 07:49 PM
when i post on wucorp all the girls try to ether me cause they want to interact.

Queen Of Poetry
02-08-2011, 08:18 PM
Y'all r still delusional.

Professor Poopsnagle
02-08-2011, 08:35 PM
Good to see you're back.

Queen Of Poetry
02-08-2011, 08:41 PM
Did I go somewhere????

Professor Poopsnagle
02-08-2011, 08:44 PM
You said you were gone or done or something.

Queen Of Poetry
02-08-2011, 08:49 PM
^^ Hahaha


Oh yeah. I'm done. Yeah it's all good.

Professor Poopsnagle
02-08-2011, 08:51 PM
Now I'm partly confused, you weren't gone?

Oh well. On topic, you would straighten your hair if I as much as looked at you. I'm sexy like that.

Queen Of Poetry
02-08-2011, 08:56 PM
No I wasn't gone. It's was a girlie moment that has passed. Ha.


U think? I dun know. Seems u all talk. Ha.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
02-08-2011, 08:58 PM
AND BY THE BLONDE ONE HE MEANS THiS
http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2008/06/06/previews/Spencer%20Pratt-ALO-017018.jpg

You'd need to be retarded and gay to want that.

Professor Poopsnagle
02-08-2011, 09:07 PM
No I wasn't gone. It's was a girlie moment that has passed. Ha.


U think? I dun know. Seems u all talk. Ha.
Yeah I like to talk in bed. I usually bring up local politics during sex and ask my lady what she thinks about the new sidewalk policy. Helps to keep the proverbial wolf from the door.

ALCATRAZ
02-08-2011, 09:41 PM
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/f2/df.jpg

^referring to yours truly :thumbup:

http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/gif/lolol.gif

Olive Oil Goombah
02-08-2011, 09:48 PM
Bart....good for you. Those food stamps are comin in handy.

CEITEDMOFO
02-08-2011, 10:01 PM
Now I'm partly confused, you weren't gone?

Oh well. On topic, you would straighten your hair if I as much as looked at you. I'm sexy like that.

SHE WAS GONE CAUSE SHE WANTED ME AND STYLEMASTeR

ALCATRAZ
02-08-2011, 10:03 PM
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CEITEDMOFO
02-08-2011, 10:06 PM
ROFL AT THE BEGINNING OF THAT TRAcK

Longbongcilvaringz
02-08-2011, 10:23 PM
universally adored by women, petrified to post a self portrait on wu tang corp dot com.

swagswagswag

ALCATRAZ
02-08-2011, 11:23 PM
why would i post my picture here lol a nigga can't get no pussy off wu corpz

CEITEDMOFO
02-08-2011, 11:27 PM
DONT POST YOUR PIC AL, BATEMAN IS A KNOWN FAGGiT

Longbongcilvaringz
02-08-2011, 11:28 PM
.

Longbongcilvaringz
02-08-2011, 11:30 PM
.

Professor Poopsnagle
02-08-2011, 11:30 PM
http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/robochrist/6bd911a8.jpg?t=1297225374

chea!

ALCATRAZ
02-08-2011, 11:32 PM
bateman you been on my dick for the longest

Longbongcilvaringz
02-08-2011, 11:34 PM
nah, you've been on mine since before i was even on yours that's how long you've been riding the rider bro.

EAGLE EYE
02-09-2011, 12:45 AM
universally adored by women, petrified to post a self portrait on wu tang corp dot com.

swagswagswag


hahaha

SKAMPOE
02-09-2011, 01:08 AM
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/f2/df.jpg

^referring to yours truly :thumbup:


roflmao this is Sid type of gay shit gtfoh

Longbongcilvaringz
02-09-2011, 01:19 AM
.

Uncle Steezo
02-09-2011, 01:38 AM
i seen a pic of traz.
dude looks mad asian and gay. like a korean beiber with a negro nose.

Longbongcilvaringz
02-09-2011, 01:43 AM
:)

EAGLE EYE
02-09-2011, 02:14 AM
i seen a pic of traz.
dude looks mad asian and gay. like a korean beiber with a negro nose.

RoFL



now how about you enlighten us on your boy-toy from the mud. he must make ALC look super hetero when you take the bird chest and vegan lifestyle into consideration.

zooruka
02-09-2011, 06:34 AM
When I roll in the streets ...... dimes swam like the paparazzi.



j/k


peace

zooruka
02-09-2011, 06:46 AM
When I roll in the streets..... honey's chase me down like Im an NBA draft pick.




peace

ALCATRAZ
02-09-2011, 07:04 AM
what the fuck happened to gen chat?

it took until the 60th post before i had to eventually chime in with the obligatory "you're too shook to post a picture on a wu tang website" comment.

back in the glory days that would have been comment #2 in any thread like this.

instead, you faggits dropped cringe worthy, self congratulatory posts for pages.

gen chat is a fucking love in these days, it's sickening.

http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/gif/um.gif

Queen Of Poetry
02-09-2011, 08:14 AM
LOL @ DJax!

RUSHING PLATYPUS
02-09-2011, 08:26 AM
DsnsYTegciw




when im in class, girls ask to copy my notes even though they've never missed a lecture
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/gif/ab.gif


when im doing laundry, girls ask me if i know how to use the washing machine and if i have enough soap
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/gif/ab.gif


when im on the bus, girls stare at me for prolonged periods of time without any shame on their behalf.
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/gif/ab.gif


i recieve calls from girls that i don't know who claim they know me.
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/gif/ab.gif


when im walking down the street, girls tell me they are lost and didn't know who else to ask for help.
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/gif/ab.gif




girls like me




:)

So are you 11 or 12?

ALCATRAZ
02-09-2011, 11:38 AM
^looking at yr avi and sig i was getting ready to ask u the same question smh

ALCATRAZ
02-09-2011, 04:58 PM
some faggit at popeyes tried to buy me lunch just now


swagswag

CEITEDMOFO
02-09-2011, 05:34 PM
^gets excited waiting for 5 guys on the corpse to comment on the latest glamour shot of him in front of his filthy walls and penis size compensation television.

\
YOUR COCKaSAIN SO YOU WOULD NEED PENIS SIZE COMP ROFL
\
BESIDES BLACKULAS FAM COLOMBIANS DONT HAVE THAT PROB

WHILE YOU ARE REALLY A GAY YELLOW TOOTH EURO MALE BEGGING FOR ANOTHER BOY TO POST HIS PIX

MY WALLS ARE BRAND NEW AND WHITE ASK THE CURTAIN SHOPPERS FREDY MECH AND ROBBY ABOUT THEM
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EAGLE EYE
02-09-2011, 05:48 PM
HEaT tries to pick up swedish men in the IKEA parking lot

ALCATRAZ
02-09-2011, 05:52 PM
beebur beebur beebur beebur juustin juustin juustin juustin

CEITEDMOFO
02-09-2011, 07:11 PM
BIEBeR ON MY WRIST

Queen Of Poetry
02-09-2011, 07:46 PM
Speaking of Justin....I'm taking my daughter to see his movie on Friday. God help me.

EAGLE EYE
02-09-2011, 07:50 PM
Disney is conditioning your seed to grow up and marry a silky white boy.


hotep

food for thought
02-09-2011, 08:23 PM
^looking at yr avi and sig i was getting ready to ask u the same question smh

some faggit at popeyes tried to buy me lunch just now


swagswag

lmao

Queen Of Poetry
02-09-2011, 09:24 PM
Disney is conditioning your seed to grow up and marry a silky white boy.


hotep

She also likes Jaden Smith. Her preference is men with money. Skin color means nothing to her.

EAGLE EYE
02-09-2011, 09:29 PM
p3gWM3BjdIw

ROFL