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dad
01-28-2011, 06:26 PM
I'm sure there has got to be at least one person with medical expertise. Well, I got a Sore Throat, Headache, Fever, Brown Phlegm, and it's hard for me to swallow(no homo). What should i do?

SKAMPOE
01-28-2011, 06:35 PM
spoon full of pure honey
half of an organic lemon

repeat with weed in between

dad
01-28-2011, 06:40 PM
bless your life

CEITEDMOFO
01-28-2011, 07:40 PM
YOU GOT A SEVERE CASE OF COCK-A-GITIs

ALCATRAZ
01-28-2011, 07:46 PM
you got the common cold more or less

the one thing that universally helps is warm food like soup, but more importantly...

you need to drink a full glass of water about every 15-20 minutes. literally every 15-20 minutes. you should drink so much water that you're basically pissing out water. do that for a couple hours and you'll be feeling better guaranteed

DUMBO
01-28-2011, 07:48 PM
I'm sure there has got to be at least one person with medical expertise. Well, I got a Sore Throat, Headache, Fever, Brown Phlegm, and it's hard for me to swallow(no homo). What should i do?

Turn the internet off (well just your end of it, not the entire internet please) and go to sleep.

dad
01-28-2011, 07:50 PM
YOU GOT A SEVERE CASE OF COCK-A-GITIs

i just realized i was eating out your sister last week, and thats her time of the month. Well, i accidentally sucked her pussy so hard her tampon and clit ring went down my throat.
:r

dad
01-28-2011, 07:52 PM
Turn the internet off (well just your end of it, not the entire internet please) and go to sleep.

ive literally slept so much bruh, i can't force myself to sleep more.

Professor Poopsnagle
01-28-2011, 07:56 PM
Vitamins and water.

dad
01-28-2011, 07:58 PM
thanks Jasp

Professor Poopsnagle
01-28-2011, 08:04 PM
A steamy shower and some extra sleep work wonders too.

Undiluted Karma
01-28-2011, 08:05 PM
Incorporate ginger someway into the foods and drink, ie ginger tea shits great for colds trust.

LORD NOSE
01-28-2011, 08:31 PM
what skampoe said minus the weed and add some cayenne pepper in that mix

also what undiluted said - that would mos def help wiff the sore throat shit

SKAMPOE
01-28-2011, 08:40 PM
and NO to flu shots

J-Cee
01-29-2011, 12:26 AM
lots of garlic, lots of water and rest.

NIGHT MAYOR
01-29-2011, 01:25 AM
w......t............f

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EAGLE EYE
01-29-2011, 04:18 AM
WuCorp doctors couldn't save him from teh amy swinehouse flu

http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/8/680326/1281481290778.JPEG



peace god

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HEMAK
01-29-2011, 06:30 PM
from karlsruhe 2 paris lol:beer:

Sickandary!
01-29-2011, 06:38 PM
Dont worry sickandary! Doctor u up

LORD NOSE
01-29-2011, 07:55 PM
brown Phlegm though, what was you eating....do do ?


ok ok sorry you set yourself up for that - and now i fast from gen chat

dad
01-29-2011, 08:05 PM
brown Phlegm though, what was you eating....do do ?


ok ok sorry you set yourself up for that - and now i fast from gen chat

im actually feeling better bruh

LORD NOSE
01-29-2011, 08:36 PM
lol good news

Undiluted Karma
01-29-2011, 09:48 PM
good to hear.

and lol at the interruptors trying to dispel the vast wealth of medical knowledge displayed by myself and others in this thread.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
01-29-2011, 10:56 PM
I'm sure there has got to be at least one person with medical expertise. Well, I got a Sore Throat, Headache, Fever, Brown Phlegm, and it's hard for me to swallow(no homo). What should i do?

Stop smoking cigs.

Boom. Cured.

NIGHT MAYOR
01-29-2011, 11:26 PM
Stop smoking cigs.

Boom. Cured.

i dont think that is the problem, dude is an unhealthy eater.

dad
01-30-2011, 02:06 AM
i dont think that is the problem, dude is an unhealthy eater.

your moms clit looks like Mr. T's forehead. Everytime she cums, I think it will burn my cock.

NIGHT MAYOR
01-30-2011, 03:16 AM
snap!

how do i deal with this insult, i think i will quit wu-corp. tell me, how do you play cod with fingers as fat as yours tubby ?

dad
01-30-2011, 01:00 PM
snap!

how do i deal with this insult, i think i will quit wu-corp. tell me, how do you play cod with fingers as fat as yours tubby ?

i can't wait till your mom dies.

CEITEDMOFO
01-30-2011, 01:52 PM
RUGGED CRIED WHEN I REJECTED HIM ON XBOX CHATS, AND AS A FACEBOOK FRiEND SO HE COULD CLAIM MY WHITE CUSINS OUR MY ACTUAL SISTER
http://i53.tinypic.com/2n061jc.jpg

NIGHT MAYOR
01-30-2011, 03:19 PM
i can't wait till your mom dies.

"mum"

dad
01-30-2011, 06:33 PM
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gifI'm Sick with AIDS 01-30-2011 03:17 AM Fredy Mech I disapprove - BOOYAAA

Frank Sobotka
01-30-2011, 06:48 PM
Pray to based God

Sickandary!
01-30-2011, 09:18 PM
u aint shit dog thatz whatz up

,im sicka than aidz from here an there an everywhere beyond itz too real 4 u

food for thought
01-30-2011, 09:32 PM
AIDS? damn.

i guess thats what you get for letting faggits kiss your hand and suck on your thumbs bro.

dad
01-30-2011, 09:42 PM
^ coming from a sumalian nigger with chapped lipz. lolz

ALCATRAZ
01-30-2011, 09:58 PM
zoPvJLKIZ20

food for thought
01-30-2011, 10:06 PM
^ coming from a sumalian nigger with chapped lipz. lolz

ahahahaha sumalian. nice one, bratwurst.

why do you always call someone a nigger if they laugh at you and they happen to be black?


arent you an illegal immigrant who rides in the back of a caravan with 8-9 cousins and aunts and 4-5 nieces? lol

did i hurt your feelings that bad bruh?

dad
01-30-2011, 10:21 PM
ahahahaha sumalian. nice one, bratwurst.

why do you always call someone a nigger if they laugh at you and they happen to be black?


arent you an illegal immigrant who rides in the back of a caravan with 8-9 cousins and aunts and 4-5 nieces? lol

did i hurt your feelings that bad bruh?

lolz, niggerz are dum people bruh, like you. and no, i'm legal, i was born here, and both parents were too. my father is mexican and mother is white, br0br0.

8
01-30-2011, 11:32 PM
YOU GOT A SEVERE CASE OF COCK-A-GITIs
WuCorp doctors couldn't save him from teh amy swinehouse flu

http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/8/680326/1281481290778.JPEG



peace god

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/7981/spencerreido.gif




lol

IrOnMaN
01-31-2011, 02:36 PM
lolz, niggerz are dum people bruh, like you. and no, i'm legal, i was born here, and both parents were too. my father is mexican and mother is white, br0br0.

You shouldn't call anyone stupid, RuggedSounds. I'm talking to someone who doesn't know if he has HIV/AIDS or not. It's obvious that you have the common cold based on the symptoms you've been experiencing. If you were having protected sex, you wouldn't be worried about the disease in the first place!

Also, I strongly suggest that you retake English because high school has obviously failed you.

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NIGHT MAYOR
01-31-2011, 03:11 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/pope_face_palm.jpg

IrOnMaN
01-31-2011, 03:19 PM
:ouch:

Queen Of Poetry
01-31-2011, 03:39 PM
lolz, niggerz are dum people bruh, like you. and no, i'm legal, i was born here, and both parents were too. my father is mexican and mother is white, br0br0.


Ur mexican and white and callin folks niggers??????? yeah typin tough guy......try that shit away from ur pc.

Dokuro
01-31-2011, 03:52 PM
sounds like a cold but i had no idea having aids was the cool thing to do now a days I’m so left behind

dad
01-31-2011, 06:57 PM
my bad, if i offended anyone with the word nigger. he's not a nigger because he's black, he's a nigger because he is an ignorant dumbfuck. lolz
and, i don't have aids, i just had strep throat. but, it's gone now.

food for thought
01-31-2011, 07:22 PM
sausagesounds got the aye-diz from sucking penis often.

food for thought
01-31-2011, 07:25 PM
http://i56.tinypic.com/x3yhrl.png

ahahahahaha

fat boy.

cookie monster.

food for thought
01-31-2011, 07:26 PM
looking like a professor klump offspring.

EAGLE EYE
01-31-2011, 08:21 PM
fat people need to stop their attempts of looking cool online. it aint working.

8
02-01-2011, 06:16 AM
fat people need to stop their attempts of looking cool online. it aint working.
Lmfao