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issues
02-02-2011, 09:18 AM
A woman is suing P Diddy for $1 trillion (635 billion).

Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, 31, has filed the suit in Los Angeles Superior Court against the rap mogul, his former girlfriend Kim Porter and Rodney King, the man who was a victim of assault by the Los Angeles Police in 1991.

She also claims that her and Diddy have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, who is now 23.

Turks also alleges that Diddy, real name Sean Combs, caused the 9/11 attacks, put her son in hospital and sold a poker chip belonging to her, which she says was worth "100 zillions of dollars".

According to court papers seen by Radaronline.com Turks is asking for $900 billion (571.5 billion) in child support and $100 billion (63.5 billion) in lost income.

In papers she has submitted to the court, Turks wrote: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the World Trade Center and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair."

She added: "I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I want my chip please help me. It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars."

Turks also applied for a restraining order against Diddy, which a judge has denied. Although Turks is not expected to get very far with her lawsuit, the judge has set a court date of January 31 for the case to be heard.




http://www.nme.com/news/p-diddy/54739


http://www.sofreshandsogreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/p_diddy-cristal_champagne.jpg

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/imageBank/p/P-Diddy-2.jpg

http://elitechoice.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/pdiddy.jpg

http://tattletailzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/diddy-sad-rap-radar.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VtZA_846X3s/S8VAKE4dWAI/AAAAAAAAAEE/FH5F-Ne-6AM/s1600/Trading-Places-p12.jpg

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food for thought
02-02-2011, 09:23 AM
Turks also alleges that Diddy, real name Sean Combs, caused the 9/11 attacks, put her son in hospital and sold a poker chip belonging to her, which she says was worth "100 zillions of dollars".

According to court papers seen by Radaronline.com Turks is asking for $900 billion (571.5 billion) in child support and $100 billion (63.5 billion) in lost income

ok.




is this bitch crazy?

Professor Poopsnagle
02-02-2011, 09:26 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAA!

That just made my day

Meta4
02-02-2011, 09:38 AM
Puffy's a fukin bitch but this female should have her skull cracked until she's a vegetable, she obviously only tryin to get famous. pathetic fukin low-life waste of space.

Frank Sobotka
02-02-2011, 10:01 AM
My dad told me about this the other day, fucking hilarious.
You have to wonder though, why did they feel the need to convert the 1 trillion dollars for the article?

It hurts when sued.

LORD NOSE
02-02-2011, 10:42 AM
sounds like she might win this

LORD NOSE
02-02-2011, 10:44 AM
oh shit i was pissed off before i read this

KBOS
02-02-2011, 03:38 PM
I second the comment that this bitch needs her fucking skull cracked

Undiluted Karma
02-02-2011, 04:06 PM
I thought the Nas vs Kelis issue was lame as fuck, but this is a 1000x as lame.

issues
02-03-2011, 04:04 AM
i believe her..

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Mumm Ra
02-03-2011, 05:07 AM
One Trillion ??

http://urbanstreetz.com/gallery/diddy_dollar.jpg

Socrates92
02-03-2011, 06:31 AM
i believe her..

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Same.

Mr. R&B
02-03-2011, 07:06 AM
ok.




is this bitch crazy?


Most definitely, without a shadow of a doubt.

I saw an article about this late last week, but it didn't have all of the quotes from the crazy bitch in it.

She also claims Diddy, Kim Porter and Rodney King raped her children as well. /(

That 100 zillions of dollars part is fucking hilarious.

8
02-03-2011, 09:04 AM
lmfao, he also pulled the trigger on JFK.

issues
02-03-2011, 09:54 AM
http://media.funlol.com/content/img/puff-daddy-steps-on-poop.jpg





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E-Z
02-03-2011, 09:56 AM
and he killed tupac and biggie

E-Z
02-03-2011, 09:58 AM
$900 billion (571.5 billion) in child support
wtf

Mr. R&B
02-03-2011, 10:18 AM
My question in all this is, why name Rodney King too?

Hasn't he been through enough already?

Sky Blue Bally Kid
02-03-2011, 04:20 PM
"Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, 31, has filed the suit...
...She also claims that her and Diddy have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, who is now 23."

^^^lmao at this

"Turks is asking for $900 billion (571.5 billion) in child support and $100 billion (63.5 billion) in lost income. "

^^^lmao x 2

wutangclan97chamber
02-03-2011, 04:57 PM
muhaha a crazy bitch strikes again!

EAGLE EYE
02-03-2011, 07:08 PM
haha
he's got zillions of that dirty money under the mattress

nyminute
02-03-2011, 07:32 PM
What the fuck?

Tecknowledgist
02-03-2011, 07:55 PM
i think "Cornelius" was the funniest part of the article lol