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TSA
02-14-2011, 01:40 AM
Since ya'll niggas don't understand the concept of mmbown strukshuah, and everyone has their own local dialect of what a fine bitch is, i believe it's time we make a scientific uniformed international standard, that can translate well across cultural, geographic, and cloat boarders.



my example of flaws in the system as is natalie portman


http://www.scificool.com/images/2009/07/natalie-portman-wallpaper.jpg

white ppl think the bitch is fire, black people think the bitch is ok, like i'd smash ok but im not going to exclaim loudly in public if she walks by.




she holds up VERY well on the baldness test and her mmbone structshah is indeed above average


http://static.poponthepop.com/images/gallery/natalie-portman-bald.jpg

but the debate rages on.
let us as a society draw together to perfect a uniformed system of measures, so if i tell a californian a chick is an 8 he doesn't come to Nebraska and see a californian 5. It's the only way to help the economy.

TSA
02-14-2011, 01:51 AM
Im a fan of focusing on a bitches mmbowne strucksha because that's the only thing that remains through life and thus helps in deciding how the chick will age, and works as an excellent gold standard against things that may cause deceptive fluctuations like dressing, air brushing, taking facebook pictures at the same angle, hair and make up

it's all about mmbowne struckshauh

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u3lFqBksmrE/S3uzFjhViAI/AAAAAAAAbVs/tSIXLgyN57U/s400/agbani2.jpg
excellent example of mmbone strucksha. good facial definition, solid inoffensive nose ridge, excellent forehead slope, femuhnumb jaw bone, good space between the eyes

you can do whatever you want with her, it won't make a difference she'll still be fine, cause you can't change mmbonestruckshauh

http://www.botd.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/jessica-biel-pictures-1.jpg

another example of excellent mmbonestruckahshslt, just all around good detail, you can't be a 10 (not saying these girls are 10s) without structure of the bone, i dont give a fuck. Any bitch is a '10' if she's in a bikini shitting milk in the eyes of the uncivilized, this is the REAL way to see a 10


the best way to test mmbone struckshauh is to shave a girl bald, then she only have construct of the bone to really on.

SL33
02-14-2011, 01:52 AM
Hot like southeast-Europe pop tarts, aim me @ the charts:


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UaLWp72nij4/TBflexVjQ2I/AAAAAAAAPEc/s-6whUx1p3o/s1600/natasa-bekvalac-feet-2.jpg

http://midi-babic.com/images/natasa_bekvalac.jpg

http://www.yu-estrada.com/slike/natasa_bekvalac_25.jpg

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs848.snc4/71178_55869465891_2548136_n.jpg

TSA
02-14-2011, 02:17 AM
body wise a 10 has to be build like a fucking god damn stallion. fuck all this gay shit

there are no 10s with all tit and no ass or all ass and no tit, both have to be there in abundance
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/kim-kardashian-lingerie-pic.jpg
one of closest would be kim K that i can think of, but she is about an 8 these days.


that lazy hoe lacks tone these days, but in this picture she has it so she's around a 9-10 body wise
the international standard is for BREEDING PURPOSES. if you can see SOME muscle definition then you're going to risk birthing a soft ass doughy beautiful rock son, just cause the mother was soft and doughy. We fuckin breed warriors nigga. fuck that.

a girl with excellent tone indicates she isn't lazy, she isn't weak, and she has enough motivation to MAINTAIN her figure, thus anything in to exceptional range must have an athletic build or signs of it.


so how toned is too toned?

http://www.exerciseexpertise.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sixpack-abs-300x300.jpg
can we fuck with this? is this shit hip hop?

clearly its only attractive to the gays, thus i introduce

THE DISTRIBUTIVE CURVE OF THICK WHORE

http://hawaii.hawaii.edu/math/Courses/Math100/Chapter4/Notes/G3/NormalCurve.png

which works as so: Everything is bad in excess. Tone is nice, but too much is gross. Ass is nice, but too much makes you look poor and hungry. You can't run for president with a wife on some cherokee shit dude LOL, niggas will think you're hungry, plus its horrible for BREEDING cause nobody is gonna take you STACKED son and daughter seriously if they have a FA'THONK A DONK jahovallah buttcheck giggling everywhere when the rich are trying to have a decent meal.



so here is where i wonder what the benchmark or excellent breeding geared ass with social implications in mind is set?

i would say Lisa Ann is at the top of the distributive graph

http://www.lisaann-online.com/files/2010/07/lisa_ann_premium_anal_2.jpg




Excellent Chunk-to-Flub ratio.


Chunk: Meat, structure, boyance
Flub: Fat, Soft, GLUCOSE.

With Chunk we have the structure and build. Chunk provide a good visual, but Flub is is the feel of the ass, the intimate relationship a man's palm has with the ass, what makes the ass snap back when doggy styled. when there's too much CHUNK the ass looks like this

http://www.femalebodybuilderporn.org/pics/venus/muscular-female-ass.jpg

manly and gay

when there's too much flub the ass looks like this

http://www.bigfatpussy.net/images/fat_ass_jem_jewel.jpg
shapeless, retarded and offensive to the young rich.





so again, the question is posed whos ass is the peak of the curve? what roles to chunk and flub play? what is the balance?


Lisa Ann is 50% chunk and 50% flub.
anything floppier is more flub obviously, anything meatier is more chunk.



deliberate

SL33
02-14-2011, 02:30 AM
Yo, TSA, Kim K has more plastic than a set of LEGO. I'd smash though.


anyway, J-Lo in her prime had a 50-50 chunk-flub ratio, don't you think?


remember this video??

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TSA
02-14-2011, 02:32 AM
Hot like southeast-Europe pop tarts, aim me @ the charts:


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UaLWp72nij4/TBflexVjQ2I/AAAAAAAAPEc/s-6whUx1p3o/s1600/natasa-bekvalac-feet-2.jpg

http://midi-babic.com/images/natasa_bekvalac.jpg

http://www.yu-estrada.com/slike/natasa_bekvalac_25.jpg

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs848.snc4/71178_55869465891_2548136_n.jpg


excellent grasp of mmbonoestlhafgaah

but the body can't breed warriors, its above average at most, only exceptional based on culture


im talking shit thats BIOLOGICALLY fucking erotic bruh (with social considerations)
http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/temeca-freeman-black-lingerie-02_86098.jpg

we ONLY fuck with machines my nigga. bitches that were CONSTRUCTED,

TSA
02-14-2011, 02:37 AM
aww yes, J-lo good pick for the ass APEX.

but i feel more chunk is needed, i would say with consideration of others that a 60flub 40chunk ratio is perfect.

MY personal taste is like 70-80flub 30-20chunk but im fucking black

EAGLE EYE
02-14-2011, 02:37 AM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgj24kUMpz1qb9u18.gif

TSA
02-14-2011, 02:38 AM
best way to explain BONE SHTUFHLDKfkk is to see how much of a healthy human skull you can see in the bitches face. the more the better but since we work on a distributive curve, too much is still as bad as too little

EAGLE EYE
02-14-2011, 02:41 AM
we ONLY fuck with machines my nigga. bitches that were CONSTRUCTED,

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgjiv3YiNg1qc2v85.gif

TSA
02-14-2011, 02:42 AM
my nomination of Lisa ann for the ass apex increases everytime i scroll this thread

now excuse me while i smack my nomination until semen is expunged from it.

Professor Poopsnagle
02-15-2011, 07:13 PM
Mariah Carey has struck my bone

http://img161.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-22485/loc624/55849_Mariah_Carey_11_123_624lo.jpg