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wuswordz95
04-22-2011, 07:05 PM
is ita good idea to hit on girls. while they are walking on the streets. drinking cofee. waiting for a bus. jus wandering. i havent had no luck. what the fuck is spit in a game? doesnt talking to them mean i have confidence.

Dokuro
04-22-2011, 07:26 PM
no just talking doesn't mean you have confidence. it has everything to do with getting any one men, women, goats or whatever your into. they will know if you have it or not its something you can just tell. if you need ways to improve try succeeding at something, you have to have wins then you'll get your god factor. build something finish a project just win and everything in life will follow if your a loser you will get nothing

just walk up to a girl and say this "are you tired because......i have an erection" or any other old cliche and end it with "i have an erection" works every time

Dokuro
04-22-2011, 07:29 PM
i cant believe i'm giving relationship advice to a 28 year old the fuck is wrong with you

haven't you figured it out yet

Professor Poopsnagle
04-22-2011, 07:29 PM
Find something you have in common with them. Compliment them on their shoes or their hair. Don't be too pushy about it, just start a conversation and if she shows any effort to keep the conversation going you can either ask for her number or set up a date right there.

I never did any of that shit, cause I'm mad stupid and nervous when it comes to talking to girls and I gotta thank god for my looks otherwise I would be forever alone. I just don't have the swag.

Teh KillaBee
04-22-2011, 08:03 PM
Best pick up line: Does this napkin smell like chloroform?

How to last longer once their unconscious: Squeeze your buttcheeks together really hard.


All the game you'll ever need bud

Teh KillaBee
04-22-2011, 08:07 PM
doesnt talking to them mean i have confidence.

it just means you've mastered the art of opening your mouth and making sound come out of it, confidence is when you tell a girl you're gonna drilldo her in the ass while you're doing cartwheels with bottlerockets shooting out of your bum and she gets a wetty. THATS confidence, failure is when a 28 year old asks a forum full of latent virgin faggots who live in their mommy's basement how to pull ho's.

See the difference?

Dokuro
04-22-2011, 08:46 PM
forum full of latent virgin faggots who live in their mommy's basement how to pull ho's.



why do i get the filling thats self implied

EAGLE EYE
04-22-2011, 08:49 PM
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Olive Oil Goombah
04-22-2011, 08:59 PM
^ahahahaahah!!!


dude......28......we are all adults now. no need for nervousness.

Sunz of Man
04-22-2011, 09:24 PM
just walk up to a girl and say this "are you tired because......i have an erection" or any other old cliche and end it with "i have an erection" works every time

lmao...i'd like to see the girls you pulled with that one

Dokuro
04-22-2011, 09:58 PM
lmao...i'd like to see the girls you pulled with that one

all the best my friend

ohh.. mod don't actually do that shit i'm trying to get him slapped

Lex Lugor
04-22-2011, 10:33 PM
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Teh KillaBee
04-23-2011, 10:59 PM
why do i get the filling thats self implied

hey butthole I moved out when I was 18

*whistles nervously

Dokuro
04-23-2011, 11:21 PM
hey butthole I moved out when I was 18

*whistles nervously

butthole?? ahahahahahaahahh

listing here hamburger i moved out when i was 16 granted it was involuntary but still

Robert
04-24-2011, 02:03 AM
Wuwordz cock is exactly 5.98 inches long.

Sham-iLL
04-24-2011, 03:04 AM
spitting game doesn't work with us telling you what to say. pick up lines are corny, that's some grade school shit. you need wordplay, you need to know what you're talking about. you need to talk about shit that is happening at the moment, in the setting and atmosphere you're in. need to talk about her and yourself, and you gotta have her fiending for more, but not giving it to her straight, forcing her to desire and asking you for more. feel me?

food for thought
04-24-2011, 03:19 AM
yo these threads are faggit.


if you dont know how or when to approach a chick and spit your game or whatever you call it, then youre a faggit bro.

and youre 28?

for real bro?

you dont have to be super mack or some shit like that.

just dont be a faggit, don try too hard, speak on some shit that makes sense at the moment

know the type of chicks you like and the type of chicks that respond to you.

when you approach them, start with some shit that pertains to that particular situation

for example,

if you at the liquor store crack jokes about the shit shes buying or something and ask her what she soing later faggit

if you at the fast food joint drive thru and shes at the window, talk to her about how they got her working hard on a late night u faggit.

if youre at a bar, clown her on some goofy shit shes doing or something fag. bars are social settings so theyre different and if she aint trying to get social at a bar when u come at her like a regular normal person and u dont look or act like a timid faggit, shake that hoe immediately

that type of shit.



i cant even believe i typed all this for a faggit thread of this caliber

EAGLE EYE
04-24-2011, 03:40 AM
lmao, my gif i posted ................sums up my present, future and super future reactions to this sorry ass thread

JASPER BEARDLY
04-24-2011, 06:17 AM
haha couldnt have been too hard food since every 5th word was faggit but hopefully this 40 year old man learns how to talk w/ a girl

ShaDynasty
04-24-2011, 08:39 AM
Get off the internet for once. Maybe you could start a porn site like that guy who tricks all them girls to sleep with him by saying hes sending their videos out to producers.

Best advice really is to just talk to everyone you meet, make a lot of friends, and the girls that you have things in common with will gravitate towards you. For every hundred girls you meet, you'll hate about 20, make friends with 50, and there'll be about 30 you'll desperately want to fuck. Unless you're Warren Beatty, you're not gonna get all 30. But theres bound to be one psychologically impaired girl with a penchant for 30 year old virgin trolls. Law of Averages.

RzaRectum
04-24-2011, 11:18 AM
why do i get the filling

thats self implied

:o

Dokuro
04-24-2011, 03:00 PM
spitting game doesn't work with us telling you what to say. pick up lines are corny, that's some grade school shit. you need wordplay, you need to know what you're talking about. you need to talk about shit that is happening at the moment, in the setting and atmosphere you're in. need to talk about her and yourself, and you gotta have her fiending for more, but not giving it to her straight, forcing her to desire and asking you for more. feel me?

actually pick up lines are some good old time-y comedy and as long as you don't take them seriously your sure to get a laugh and thats all that matter if she giggles you won

then you start the conversation

you cant break the ice by lightly hitting it unless of course it thin but wheres the fun in that

TheBoarzHeadBoy
04-24-2011, 05:45 PM
Just strike conversations with single women at the grocery store. The worst that could happen is you hit on a married woman. Big deal. Step your game up.

Basically anywhere and anytime is a good place to make an impression. You just can't be a bitch about it.

Teh KillaBee
04-24-2011, 06:25 PM
Wuwordz cock is exactly 5.98 inches long.

it's 11 5/8's if you measure from the gouch forward

MAYOR QUIMBY
04-26-2011, 01:27 AM
To the thread starter: Don't listen to any of these faggots. Learning to spit game and understanding women is a life-long process. There is no perfect, precise phrase to say or action to do when spitting game. There are 3 billion + women on earth. Two things I CAN tell you are this:

(1) Stay away from clubs and bars.
Women have their guard up and they also roll with their girlfriends who enjoy cock-blocking and pick and choose which guys their friends should talk to (aka, NONE.) Women only go to social places to tease and get attention. Therefore, spit game at school, grocery stores, malls, public transportation, and of course, through a mutual friend. Become friends with men and women because sooner or later they will bring a female you are attracted to.

(2) Be confident when speaking.
Self-explanatory.


Hope this helps.

RzaRectum
04-26-2011, 01:52 AM
To the thread starter: Don't listen to any of these faggots. Learning to spit game and understanding women is a life-long process. There is no perfect, precise phrase to say or action to do when spitting game. There are 3 billion + women on earth. Two things I CAN tell you are this:

(1) Stay away from clubs and bars.
Women have their guard up and they also roll with their girlfriends who enjoy cock-blocking and pick and choose which guys their friends should talk to (aka, NONE.) Women only go to social places to tease and get attention. Therefore, spit game at school, grocery stores, malls, public transportation, and of course, through a mutual friend. Become friends with men and women because sooner or later they will bring a female you are attracted to.

(2) Be confident when speaking.
Self-explanatory.


Hope this helps.

Put another way, this gettin pussy game is more of an art, than a science. So many different ways to paint a masterpiece. The key is to connect and stimulate her mentally. This is where saying something she can dig on many levels comes into play.. intellectual, sexual, comedic, artistic, or cultural. (etc). Just be fucking REAL and be yourself. If she can't dig it, move on.

Mr. R&B
04-26-2011, 02:17 AM
Put another way, this gettin pussy game is more of an art, than a science. So many different ways to paint a masterpiece. The key is to connect and stimulate her mentally. This is where saying something she can dig on many levels comes into play.. intellectual, sexual, comedic, artistic, or cultural. (etc). Just be fucking REAL and be yourself. If she can't dig it, move on.

This is the best advice you're gonna get from this thread.

If you still don't get it, go the Charles Jones route.

MAYOR QUIMBY
04-26-2011, 02:21 AM
Yes, talk about things SHE is interested in. And if you happen to also be interested in those then you're in.

Socrates92
04-26-2011, 10:00 PM
Rape her? She might like it

diggy
04-26-2011, 10:09 PM
A CLASSIC GAME is to make friends with a not-so-beautiful girl (usually a fat one) who has a good personality. Girls like her usually have hot friends. Let her introduce you to her friends. Proceed with confidence.

Her hot friends are gonna think you are a mature man, being that you have a not-so-beautiful girl as a friend, and will like you for that.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-26-2011, 10:10 PM
lose your inhibitions, get confident, prepare to learn from failure and rejection, take it in stride, have fun and hit on any chick you want.

best advice you can get

diggy
04-26-2011, 10:11 PM
In addition to what I wrote, they will think you are not all about the pussy and that you could look past physical form and find the inner beauty.