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TSA
04-25-2011, 01:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzHyZiO8Ojc
FESTIVAL OF SLAPS (idk why it won't embed but it's a must see.

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HOW TSA GOT DEH PUSSEH IN nU JERZ

EAGLE EYE
04-25-2011, 01:28 AM
LOL

that was equally confusing as this photo

http://wutdat.tumblr.com/photo/1280/1017236749/1/tumblr_l7sf7nOrbm1qa1fiv




Or this Ugandan flick preview:

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TSA
04-25-2011, 01:28 AM
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THIS IS WHERE BLACKULAS FIXATION WITH SENDING TSA NUDeS STARTED

TSA
04-25-2011, 01:31 AM
LOL

that was equally confusing as this photo

http://wutdat.tumblr.com/photo/1280/1017236749/1/tumblr_l7sf7nOrbm1qa1fiv




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHahAHAHH!!!!!!

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EAGLE EYE
04-25-2011, 01:33 AM
Hahaha I watched that hoover one earlier. Production was flawless.

TSA
04-25-2011, 01:33 AM
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i bet that UGANDA fag will never fuck with the KUNG FU KIDS!

EAGLE EYE
04-25-2011, 01:35 AM
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THIS IS WHERE BLACKULAS FIXATION WITH SENDING TSA NUDeS STARTED

http://wutdat.tumblr.com/photo/1280/720441415/1/tumblr_l4brob8ZML1qzu6nx

TSA
04-25-2011, 01:40 AM
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AQHAHAHahah!!!
GREATEST DIALOUGE EVER!

EAGLE EYE
04-25-2011, 01:42 AM
aaHAHAHAHaHHAAHAHhahaah

it's like they just pick a random spot and start filming

TSA
04-25-2011, 01:54 AM
dude, they do hahahahaha!!
them niggas have cut movie making down to the bare minimum. you don't have to pay for a set, lights, camera (just borrow one from someone), anything

all anyone cares about is their favorite actors being in it, and ridiculous dramatic scenes, everything else is trivial.

EAGLE EYE
04-25-2011, 02:00 AM
When I was reading about the movie scene in this article: http://www.viceland.com/int/v16n9/htdocs/nollywood-omen-124.php

They mentioned most movies are sold at place called Trans International Entertainment Business Center which also doubles as BBQ chicken feet shack

LOLOLOL

EAGLE EYE
04-25-2011, 02:02 AM
AwWw Shit!!!

This must be what prodigy was rapping about on his latest EP


http://www.viceland.com/int/v16n9/htdocs/nollywood-omen-124/1.jpg


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TSA
04-25-2011, 02:06 AM
HAHAHAHahahahHAAAAaaaa!!!!! dude wtf? i have never heard of that movie, but i don't watch nigerian movies so idk. damn. hahahah

it sucks cause the industry was born on the back of corny evangelist voodoo flicks, but now they're giving way to corny psuedo-american 'romantic' movies.

though the romantic movies are still hilarious for their sociopathic plots, epic fail love scenes, and HILAROUS attempts at being 'romantic' (and my that i mean corny attempts to imitate american 'romance'. when it's being done it's hilarious, like scene where a dude will care a 250 pound bitch on his back while they're both licking ice cream through a park in matching clothes and some steamy R.Kelly song is in the background)

TSA
04-25-2011, 02:09 AM
LOL if you think that movie is funny you have to see "My Dirty Secret"

it was controversial because it was the first african film (south africa doesn't count) to depict gay sex.


everyone thought it was going to be a watershed moment for gays in africa (which rank below satan and tectus moa)
instead it was the most collosally hilarious accidental ether of homosexuals ever.










































http://www.nigeriashowbiz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dirty-secrets.jpg

TSA
04-25-2011, 02:13 AM
i couldn't make it through the movie, it was ruining my life, so i never got the see the scene where Tonto Dike gets DUG OUT in a FAG 3 way

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs334.snc3/29335_113792861993990_100000898292818_77325_601755 8_n.jpghttp://www.nigeriashowbiz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/TontoDikeh-Covers-Wow-Magazine.jpg




through out the movie the gay guy kept coming out the closet by pulling down his pants and showing people a lace glitter embroided stylemaster general g-string thong that covered his naked igbo flesh as 'proof' that he's gay.

i think the dude pulled down his pants to float his Gavin speedo 20 times in 20 minutes. i couldn't take it

EAGLE EYE
04-25-2011, 02:19 AM
through out the movie the gay guy kept coming out the closet by pulling down his pants and showing people a lace glitter embroided stylemaster general g-string thong that covered his naked igbo flesh as 'proof' that he's gay.

i think the dude pulled down his pants to float his Gavin speedo 20 times in 20 minutes. i couldn't take it
^
BAHAhaAHAHHAHAHAHAHAa

EAGLE EYE
04-25-2011, 02:21 AM
http://i52.tinypic.com/jhr3nr.gif

RADIOACTIVE MAN
04-25-2011, 10:29 AM
i couldn't make it through the movie, it was ruining my life, so i never got the see the scene where Tonto Dike gets DUG OUT in a FAG 3 way

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs334.snc3/29335_113792861993990_100000898292818_77325_601755 8_n.jpghttp://www.nigeriashowbiz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/TontoDikeh-Covers-Wow-Magazine.jpg





DAMN,ID SMASH HER TILL HER VAGINA SPEAKS ENGLISH,WORD UP:b

TSA
04-25-2011, 10:36 AM
http://audionigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Genevieve-Nnaji-Mirror-Boy.jpg
http://yaphetkotto.org/wp-content/uploads/WOW-Magazine-Ini-Edo-BellaNaija-Feb-2011-002-432x600.jpg
http://darkfishent.com/Home/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/omotola.jpghttp://gistmaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Nadia-Buhari.jpg

^can all get the dick.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
04-25-2011, 10:43 AM
End of fucking story

8
04-25-2011, 02:14 PM
:dead:
plenty of gif material

Mr. R&B
04-25-2011, 05:02 PM
This is possibly the best thread ever.

diggy
04-25-2011, 09:50 PM
AwWw Shit!!!

This must be what prodigy was rapping about on his latest EP


http://www.viceland.com/int/v16n9/htdocs/nollywood-omen-124/1.jpg

Is that man with the beard Rick Ross?

TSA
04-26-2011, 12:12 PM
http://external.ak.fbcdn.net/safe_image.php?d=39f3efb42bb8e4e682e8e1efed49cce9&w=90&h=90&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amebortalk.com%2Fimages%2Fres ized%2Fimages%2Fstories%2F2011%2Fapril%2Foliver_ri ckross-p1-1_200_200.jpg
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food for thought
04-26-2011, 12:51 PM
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aaaaAAHAHAHAHAHAaAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Mr. R&B
04-26-2011, 02:19 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Dq1PQiNErPc/TaDw-WQo1EI/AAAAAAAAArY/i56jY6_DPg8/s320/%253D%253Futf-8%253FB%253Fb2xpdmVyLWRlLWNvcXVlLXJpY2stcm9zcy5qcG c%253D%253F%253D-780781


Whoa, that's fucking crazy!

I guess TSA found the whereabouts of Ricky's daddeh.