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Uncle Steezo
05-19-2011, 04:05 PM
Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares, 36 suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers hypersexuality that makes her masturbate for 15 minutes every 2 hours while she is at work.


Her imbalance happens to be a condition called 'compulsion orgasmic', characterized by the near-constant desire to achieve orgasm. It causes her to suffer extreme levels of stress, if she is unable to masturbate.



She is undergoing treatment that has reduced her needs, currently she is allowed to watch porn on her work computer.



Her doctor, prescribed tranquilizers that reduces her masturbating from 47 times to only 18 times a day.



According to reports, it is unclear whether Bezerra told her boss about her needs or if she was caught relieving herself at her workstation.

http://en.terra.com/addon/img/lifestyle/11373ab-brazilwomanp.jpg

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WINNING!!!

Uncle Steezo
05-19-2011, 04:06 PM
http://en.terra.com/latin-in-america/news/brazilian_woman_sues_to_masturbate_at_work_and_win s/hof15059

Dr. Simon Hurt
05-19-2011, 04:24 PM
that's pretty awesome.

i'm guessing she has alot of guy friends at work, and all the women think she's a slut, because that's how they roll.

Dokuro
05-19-2011, 04:27 PM
kUZYuOVezA8

Frank Sobotka
05-19-2011, 04:33 PM
15 minutes every 2 hours means 1 hour every 8 hours, the average work day.
Which means this disease allows you to miss 1/8th or 12.5% of your work day.

I want this.

Uncle Steezo
05-19-2011, 04:38 PM
we used to call it "horny"

Dokuro
05-19-2011, 04:38 PM
well if it happened in america you would have this what ever law apply to women also apply to men

check two
05-19-2011, 05:16 PM
If it was a dude, they would never allow it. Women are allowed to get away with more things than men such as murder.

Art Vandelay
05-19-2011, 05:31 PM
15 minutes every 2 hours means 1 hour every 8 hours, the average work day.
Which means this disease allows you to miss 1/8th or 12.5% of your work day.

I want this.

people who smoke waste more time

Sky Blue Bally Kid
05-19-2011, 05:41 PM
Whoever is opening up at the workplace tomorrow literally won't be able to open the front door due to all the job applications from guys that have been posted since this story got published!

check two
05-19-2011, 05:50 PM
I don't know about that, she kinda looks like Olive Oil.

Frank Sobotka
05-19-2011, 06:41 PM
people who smoke waste more time
What If you combine the 2?

And if you add a psychological disorder you might miss half of every work day.

EAGLE EYE
05-19-2011, 07:25 PM
people who smoke waste more time

People who take long poops at work waste more time

ShallowDayz
05-19-2011, 09:18 PM
Brazil? must be the toxoplasma

Uncle Steezo
05-19-2011, 09:38 PM
i had tp google that.
http://en.citizendium.org/images/0/03/Toxoplasmosis.jpg

Sky Blue Bally Kid
05-20-2011, 11:48 AM
She kinda looks like the Wutangcorp logo at the top of this page...

http://en.terra.com/addon/img/lifestyle/11373ab-brazilwomanp.jpg

...

http://wucorp.org/pix/tomb/header/header_li.gif

8
05-20-2011, 12:46 PM
They should hire me to lick her pussy when she wants it*D