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Frank Sobotka
05-21-2011, 07:19 PM
The rapture didn't happen, now post excuses you expect jesus to use when the rapture does happen later this weekend.

I'lll start:


Sorry for the delay I:

-was busy trolling ON 4 chan.

-Passed out drunk last night.

-Got Caught up playing xbox.

Uncle Steezo
05-21-2011, 07:33 PM
jesus is black... he's just late.

CEITEDMOFO
05-21-2011, 07:44 PM
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=108169

beautifulrock
05-21-2011, 09:19 PM
jesus is black... he's just late.
Yea, I was gonna say he was on BPT.

Dokuro
05-21-2011, 10:29 PM
the answer simple

Shiva came over with some Buddha

Dokuro
05-21-2011, 10:30 PM
so all you fuckers should be thanking Shiva for saving your ass

Visionz
05-21-2011, 10:31 PM
"I got caught up hanging out somewhere else"

TheBoarzHeadBoy
05-21-2011, 10:41 PM
so all you fuckers should be thanking Shiva for saving your ass

Vishnu... Shiva does not save asses, he kicks them.

First Brahama makes an ass of you.
Then Vishnu saves your ass.
Then Shiva kicks your ass.

Trimurti Bitches

It's like Prince, Rick James, and David Bowie

Indra is played by Freddy Mercury

Dokuro
05-21-2011, 10:47 PM
look i know that Shiva is a god of destruction but it doesn't change that he can never let JC have anything his way that just the kinda dude he is



OH yeah and Lakshmi opened his eyes before he laid waist to the universe she cured him of his rage

i i'm all about Kali i used to sleep with her


but none of this hast to do with the fact that Shiva saved your asses now