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Teh KillaBee
05-24-2011, 12:02 AM
I am attempting to kill myself tonight using only the power of my mind.

I am going to bed now, but instead of sleeping I will enter a deep meditative state, and attempt to stop my own heart.

If this works, I've told Mrs Teh she has to get on here in the morning and tell you guys about it.

She has the day off work tomorrow, so I can't see her struggling to find the time.

She has instructions to take pictures of my corpse and funeral with my camera and post em up.

I believe it might help if everyone here also spent some time wishing I was dead, so if you could all take a few minutes to just really concentrate on me corking it, and try to transmit those thoughts.

OK, bye guys. I hope I die.

Uncle Steezo
05-24-2011, 12:49 AM
fag.
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EAGLE EYE
05-24-2011, 12:50 AM
I figured you would die from a freak finger blasting accident.

INF
05-24-2011, 12:50 AM
good luck!

Dokuro
05-24-2011, 01:12 AM
you know there are better methods to doing this

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lets egg him on so we can get on CNN

SKAMPOE
05-24-2011, 01:43 AM
this was a funny read...im starting to think this is a Nicky Tooch secondary

check two
05-24-2011, 02:10 AM
His wife would throw a party if that happened and invite her lover.

SKAMPOE
05-24-2011, 05:06 AM
Lol

Socrates92
05-24-2011, 10:32 AM
Did it work?

Teh KillaBee
05-25-2011, 09:58 PM
not yet, I'm looking into alternative methods

CEITEDMOFO
05-25-2011, 10:01 PM
POST PIx OF YOUR WIFE

Teh KillaBee
05-25-2011, 10:23 PM
later bud, no nudes but I've got one of her norks.

btw, fingerblasting champs do not die of freak accidents

Dokuro
05-25-2011, 10:24 PM
fuck you your supposed to be dead your ruining are chance of being on CNN

CEITEDMOFO
05-25-2011, 10:38 PM
U SHOULD GO TO THE NEXT TORNaDO LOCATION