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TSA
05-30-2011, 01:53 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ACzOvFOEqtU/Tb8KtmVJtjI/AAAAAAAAB0c/MUVr4LZ9sc0/s1600/katy-perry-sexy.jpg

TSA
05-30-2011, 01:54 PM
http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy18/Nilgates/Meu%20blog%2001/katy-perry-sexy.gif

CEITEDMOFO
05-30-2011, 01:55 PM
http://media.brainz.org/uploads/2010/12/061221225103_abraham_lincoln_lg1.jpg

beautifulrock
05-30-2011, 02:09 PM
Heats non-sequitur just shat on TSA's whole e-career

Olive Oil Goombah
05-30-2011, 06:24 PM
I concur. she can get it hard

BASCO
05-30-2011, 06:37 PM
http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy18/Nilgates/Meu%20blog%2001/katy-perry-sexy.gif


yup i remember when this gif was first makin the rounds in the e-world.

imma beat jus for all times sake

Dokuro
05-30-2011, 06:56 PM
finally my love for katty has spread across the corp

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Dokuro
05-30-2011, 07:03 PM
oh and you can thank me for corrupting her or ells she would still be about god and shit

yup selling your soul to me the devil is guaranteed success

Uncle Steezo
05-30-2011, 07:03 PM
eh... i've had better.
her hips are the same width as her waist...not cool.

but yeah i'd hit it as long as she agreed not to sing ever again.

Dokuro
05-30-2011, 07:06 PM
what are you talking about she got so much better

Dokuro
05-30-2011, 07:08 PM
just look at what the devil can do for you

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Mumm Ra
05-30-2011, 07:11 PM
id hit it as long as i didnt have to wake up next to it in the morning














http://cdn.everyjoe.com/files/2010/12/katy-perry-no-makeup.jpg

Uncle Steezo
05-30-2011, 09:04 PM
hjahahahhahaha ouch!

TSA
05-31-2011, 12:07 AM
eh... i've had better.
her hips are the same width as her waist...not cool.

but yeah i'd hit it as long as she agreed not to sing ever again.
dude shut up, why do you have to make everything into a self worth proving spectical. katy perry can get the dick, i dont care if you had sex with BB or not.

TSA
05-31-2011, 12:09 AM
id hit it as long as i didnt have to wake up next to it in the morning














http://cdn.everyjoe.com/files/2010/12/katy-perry-no-makeup.jpg
hahahahahahha

that's the worst about white hoes (no-racismo) they lack of bone structure makes them TOTALLY different humans based on make up and camera angle.

i know straight beaters that look like dimes on facebook until you meet them and they're straight beaters.

there's actually one that look like katy perry i was talking too, and i met her in real life and her boobs decreased by like 10 fold and she looked JUST like the above picture.

Uncle Steezo
05-31-2011, 12:20 AM
dude shut up, why do you have to make everything into a self worth proving spectical. katy perry can get the dick, i dont care if you had sex with BB or not.

lol "spectacle" says the size 7 bold font kid.

you made a thread about how fine you thought this pasty pancake assed bitch was. i'm just saying "eh...i've had better" which is true.

stop letting my awesomeness affect your emotions.
you sound like a real live bitch right now.

CEITEDMOFO
05-31-2011, 12:22 AM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/185376-1/Ratman_eavesdropping.gif?
ROFLMaO

TSA
05-31-2011, 12:28 AM
every thread dude just wants to come in here and be on some gay shit

basement dwellers? i lived in a basement for 13 years
tetris hair? I'm actually a living breathing tetris piece

ok dude, we get it, you saw a crack wolf and got magical powers, fuck lol.

EAGLE EYE
05-31-2011, 12:36 AM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/185376-1/Ratman_eavesdropping.gif?
ROFLMaO

Lol what is this from?

Uncle Steezo
05-31-2011, 02:23 AM
lol scruface jr is mad.

Lol what is this from?

the new muppet movie coming out this summer.
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/185378-1/Ratman_puppet_lobster.gif?

RzaRectum
05-31-2011, 02:52 AM
LMAO! lmao

kempa
05-31-2011, 05:10 AM
id hit it as long as i didnt have to wake up next to it in the morning
fuck
and dat bitch was 2010's hottest female?
:loser:

cutn' heads
05-31-2011, 07:00 AM
htgJKmILuwc

ShaDynasty
05-31-2011, 08:38 AM
She has low standards too. Shes married to one of the most irritating fucks on the planet.

http://www.photos0.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Katy-Perry-Bikini.jpg

Fuck her face, that bodys not gonna look bad in the morning.

IrOnMaN
05-31-2011, 09:47 AM
every thread dude just wants to come in here and be on some gay shit

basement dwellers? i lived in a basement for 13 years
tetris hair? I'm actually a living breathing tetris piece

ok dude, we get it, you saw a crack wolf and got magical powers, fuck lol.

What?:?

TSA
05-31-2011, 09:55 AM
your hairline

IrOnMaN
05-31-2011, 09:57 AM
your hairline

Your acne and nostrils.

TSA
05-31-2011, 10:01 AM
ache?

Uncle Steezo
05-31-2011, 10:13 AM
i think he was talking about your acne.

J-Cee
05-31-2011, 10:19 AM
this chik i know looks like her a bit..

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/26993_386275241167_799026167_3840073_6412385_n.jpg

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/162903_483637579911_599129911_6111723_6959370_n.jp g

TSA
05-31-2011, 10:22 AM
id actually say ^that one is finer if she had as good a make up artist cause she had better features.
i think he was talking about your acne.
oooohhhhhhhhh.

CEITEDMOFO
05-31-2011, 01:27 PM
this chik i know looks like her a bit..

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/26993_386275241167_799026167_3840073_6412385_n.jpg

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/162903_483637579911_599129911_6111723_6959370_n.jp g

NICE TALL AUSSIE BABEs U CAN TELL THESE BY HER SHOULDERS THAT SHES TALLER THAN J -CEE
TALLER CHICKS TITS >>>>>>>SHORT CHICKS WIT BIG TITs

cutn' heads
05-31-2011, 01:30 PM
cans of jim and coke? can i buy that here?

Uncle Steezo
05-31-2011, 04:34 PM
thats what i was thinking, jim beam cola?

Mumm Ra
05-31-2011, 04:39 PM
i think ive actually had that before

Dokuro
05-31-2011, 06:11 PM
htgJKmILuwc
dude she two cute to be a reptile that and here name comes from her cat
so she is her cat thus she is in fact a 200 yeah old nekomata shes a demon not an alien

TheBoarzHeadBoy
05-31-2011, 06:16 PM
She's definitely good looking. She's on the upper end of average looking, solidly hot, but not mind blowingly so. Realistically that morning picture isn't that bad looking. She's still not fat or covered in weird scars or acne or weeping sores.

I mean I'm not going to be a megalomaniac like Gavin, but I've gotten girls who would be in play for being better looking. But they aren't celebrities, so who cares. I can' be like I fucked _________ _____________ and not get the reaction I would from saying I fucked Perry. Now if I said "I fucked Perry" I'd probably be accused of having relations with Mathew Perry, but that would also be something to brag about...

I mean I could post pics of the girls I've gotten with here to boost my credibility, but I'm not a scumbag. I'm not even dignifying this place with my own picture.

Also, when I get my fake I'm buying cases of the Jim Bean Cola, that looks dank. Its like beer for bros. Jack Daniels Cola looks better though, I'm a JD man.

Dokuro
05-31-2011, 06:17 PM
http://www.celebzclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/katy-perry-cat-fume.jpg
clearly not a reptile
damn if only she had a forked tail the evidence would be perfect

J-Cee
06-01-2011, 01:30 AM
NICE TALL AUSSIE BABEs U CAN TELL THESE BY HER SHOULDERS THAT SHES TALLER THAN J -CEE
TALLER CHICKS TITS >>>>>>>SHORT CHICKS WIT BIG TITs

..well instead of you speculating,I'm not tall,but im not real short,i have broad shoulders and this girl is a few cms taller then me..so............

cans of jim and coke? can i buy that here?

can buy jim beam and coke pre mix cans and small bottles over here and cases of them,JD aswell..

cutn' heads
06-01-2011, 05:57 AM
they dont sell that shit in the US. some 14 year old prolly drank it and their mommy cried and got it banned. "it looks like soda!"

bullshit.

MAYOR QUIMBY
06-01-2011, 10:30 PM
http://www.djmick.co.uk/images/2010/06/Katy-Perry-Legs-Ass-Cleavage-19.jpg

http://static.poponthepop.com/images/gallery/katy-perry-hot-in-short-shorts.jpg

http://assets.gearlive.com/fashion/blogimages/katy-perry-close-up.jpg



I would smash that ass into blackberry molasses.


http://www.dailystab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/katy-perry-topless-esquire-uk.jpg


http://www.theeverydayhustle.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/64847_septimiu29_KatyPerry_EsquireUK_August20103_1 22_356lo.jpeg

TSA
06-02-2011, 12:54 AM
after the pics breaststroke posted, she's not that fine even with makeup

she can still get the dick thought but oh well ya know

Uncle Steezo
06-02-2011, 01:46 AM
i mean u gotta basically be dealin with some real inhuman shit to not get the dick.