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Uncle Steezo
06-03-2011, 01:06 AM
I said i'd never hit a female ...ever.
but my sister is a 6ft 200 dyke tomboy and came at me full force. i beat her like a man and my folks called the people. i plead self defense and showed them a death threat her dumb ass posted on facebook. sealed her own fate and they asked me if i wanted her arrested. i said no after making her sweat it out for a while. my knuckles are swollen.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UKQrr_CypGw/TVh5w781lgI/AAAAAAAAFDQ/yW43_tcHk2w/s1600/feels-good-man.png

TSA
06-03-2011, 01:13 AM
...

Dokuro
06-03-2011, 01:23 AM
..ok

so what did she find out you cheated on her best friend with her friend sister




juts remember when you find are girl that can kick your ass shes a keeper

Uncle Steezo
06-03-2011, 01:30 AM
i'm not even gonna go into what it was about but the bitch is a beast so i had to do what i had to do.

i told her last time she tried that shit that next time i was gonna fight her like a man if she came at me like a man. she must have thought i was sellin wolf tickets.

the wolf showed up.
http://dickpetrie.com/wolfsnarl.jpg

Dokuro
06-03-2011, 01:39 AM
naw dude i pat you on the back you did the right thing unless if what lead to the confrontation was unsavory

MaskedAvenger
06-03-2011, 01:55 AM
right on brother

beautifulrock
06-03-2011, 02:13 AM
You must feel so manly.

EAGLE EYE
06-03-2011, 02:25 AM
Hmmmmmm

Uncle Steezo
06-03-2011, 02:27 AM
You must feel so manly.
if you work on losing those juicy titties of yours you can feel manly too.

ALCATRAZ
06-03-2011, 03:06 AM
SFr9M_s640k

IrOnMaN
06-03-2011, 08:09 AM
if you work on losing those juicy titties of yours you can feel manly too.

Got him!

IrOnMaN
06-03-2011, 08:16 AM
if you work on losing those juicy titties of yours you can feel manly too.

Got him!

beautifulrock
06-03-2011, 08:56 AM
Yea, got me. Or the image of the person you people think I am.

ShaDynasty
06-03-2011, 09:05 AM
I don't get why it so bad to hit a woman. In self defence I mean. I'm not going to pick a fight with a woman, its the same principle as picking a fight with a short motherfucker. But if a short dude or a chick wants to start some shit, we gotta rumble. Women always want equal rights and shit, so they should have the right to get they asses kicked too.

INF
06-03-2011, 10:47 AM
http://synthesis.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/emperor.jpg

AliJack
06-03-2011, 11:07 AM
definitely agree with this shit...

llBARlllCODEll
06-03-2011, 11:18 AM
if a short dude or a chick wants to start some shit, WE GOTTA RUMBLE.

word

food for thought
06-03-2011, 11:30 AM
lmao

so they didnt charge you at all?

BASCO
06-03-2011, 11:38 AM
http://spaceghetto.org/images/goblinztz.png

ALCATRAZ
06-03-2011, 11:40 AM
lololol

Mic Tyson
06-03-2011, 11:50 AM
http://spaceghetto.org/images/goblinztz.png

hahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahah

Mr. R&B
06-03-2011, 11:51 AM
Isn't it a bit different if it's fam?

You said it was your sister in the OP, correct?

You mean to tell me you guys never threw down as youngins?

I live under the rule that if a bulldykey female wants to come at you like a man, then she can get rocked like a man (no homo).

Given your description of her build, I woulda done the same.

Uncle Steezo
06-03-2011, 02:17 PM
well the truth of the matter is that she attacked me. her mistake was thinking i was going to be on some "chill out! i'm not gonna fight you" shit. she charged and i put the woop wops on her face. lol.

my dad came and tried stop it and he tried to come at him. thats where she fucked up cause he's like 60 yrs old and 5'5" so then i had to fuck her up again. so when the police showed up she tried to tell lies out of fear of going to jail and pops was like "you attacked me too".

so the asked me did i want her to go to jail.

my fam is usually unnaturally reserved which leads to a lot of built up tension. so when shit does pop off its WW3. never violent but always loud and OC.

SKAMPOE
06-03-2011, 02:21 PM
i'm not even gonna go into what it was about but the bitch is a beast so i had to do what i had to do.

i told her last time she tried that shit that next time i was gonna fight her like a man if she came at me like a man. she must have thought i was sellin wolf tickets.

the wolf showed up.
http://dickpetrie.com/wolfsnarl.jpg
post pics of her pleeeez DO IT NOWW

Uncle Steezo
06-03-2011, 02:24 PM
like i said have this wildebeast charge you in a rage and see what you do. if the bitch knew how to fight it might have been a battle but she gets by on bullying folks with size.

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/189029_10150156432421579_688591578_8234483_2387748 _n.jpg

TSA
06-03-2011, 02:26 PM
so this is a thread about beating the shit out of a woman..your sister..and how accomplished you feel right?

SKAMPOE
06-03-2011, 02:27 PM
ahahahah @ tsa


ahahahah @ gavin with a wig

beautifulrock
06-03-2011, 02:28 PM
Your sister is Biz Markie? You get a pass than.

Uncle Steezo
06-03-2011, 02:32 PM
oh no TSA is gonna armchair analyze me with big fonts and pictures.
if i gave a fuck i wouldn't have made this thread.

but i bet she fared better than your frail ass would have. i'd smooth that square head of yours into a shrap-o-gon.

Mic Tyson
06-03-2011, 02:36 PM
so this is a thread about beating the shit out of a woman..your sister..and how accomplished you feel right?

lol nigga didn't u make a thread about songs to beat women to? style shoulda checked that out before he whopped his sisters ass

Uncle Steezo
06-03-2011, 02:46 PM
TSA's sister bullies him into washing her period panties.

thats her in the back.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/tearz-2.png

beautifulrock
06-03-2011, 02:46 PM
i'd smooth that square head of yours into a shrap-o-gon.
Shrap-o-gon! hahahahahahahahaha classic.

EAGLE EYE
06-03-2011, 02:47 PM
All of this...

Very classy

food for thought
06-03-2011, 02:52 PM
like i said have this wildebeast charge you in a rage and see what you do. if the bitch knew how to fight it might have been a battle but she gets by on bullying folks with size.

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/189029_10150156432421579_688591578_8234483_2387748 _n.jpg

aahahhah

lmao @ her mean mugging

she def looks like the type to flex on you lol

EAGLE EYE
06-03-2011, 03:30 PM
Im just happy to hear style won his 1st fight

food for thought
06-03-2011, 03:41 PM
http://www.celebrityclubber.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/obama-shark-oops-too-cool.jpg

Uncle Steezo
06-03-2011, 03:56 PM
after 20 years of titty twisters from big sis, robbie can uncork his bottles of warm moscato with his nipples.

EAGLE EYE
06-03-2011, 04:01 PM
http://thumbnails.truveo.com/0019/DC/66/DC6622E127C23D5B1E23DD_Large.jpg

Uncle Steezo
06-03-2011, 04:13 PM
HOHOHOHOHOHOHO! Jedi Mind Tricks don't work on me boy!
http://www.hookah-shisha.com/hookahlove/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/800px-Jabba_the_hutt.jpg


if you were on your game you woulda shooped my sis face on that yam.

EAGLE EYE
06-03-2011, 04:18 PM
Im on a phone

Uncle Steezo
06-03-2011, 04:23 PM
you don't have amopic? (http://itunes.apple.com/bw/app/amopic/id381448235?mt=8) its essential for mobile wucorping.

Dokuro
06-03-2011, 04:33 PM
well the truth of the matter is that she attacked me. her mistake was thinking i was going to be on some "chill out! i'm not gonna fight you" shit. she charged and i put the woop wops on her face. lol.

my dad came and tried stop it and he tried to come at him. thats where she fucked up cause he's like 60 yrs old and 5'5" so then i had to fuck her up again. so when the police showed up she tried to tell lies out of fear of going to jail and pops was like "you attacked me too".

so the asked me did i want her to go to jail.

my fam is usually unnaturally reserved which leads to a lot of built up tension. so when shit does pop off its WW3. never violent but always loud and OC.
...ehh your from orange county

Uncle Steezo
06-03-2011, 04:37 PM
i have no real roots. i'm from detroit chicago south carolina atlanta baltimore and a dash of beijing.

EAGLE EYE
06-03-2011, 04:49 PM
Sadly no Yam apps

SKAMPOE
06-03-2011, 06:48 PM
i have no real roots. i'm from detroit chicago south carolina atlanta baltimore and a dash of beijing.
lmao ARMY BRAT at its best, u privileged sumBitch!:looking:

Uncle Steezo
06-03-2011, 07:14 PM
more like a corporate brat but yeah...as the chinese say "saim saim"

ShaDynasty
06-03-2011, 07:39 PM
Well your sister looks ghetto, and like a dude.

TSA
06-03-2011, 07:49 PM
lol nigga didn't u make a thread about songs to beat women to? style shoulda checked that out before he whopped his sisters ass
AHAHahahAHahaha!! i guess that puts me on par with beating the shit out of my own sister getting her arrested then sharing the event and her photo with internet people that will later use this to ruin my families life.

TSA
06-03-2011, 07:51 PM
style, why are you threatening me?

Uncle Steezo
06-03-2011, 08:47 PM
jesus derek, just shut up and enjoy the ride.
you are going to ruin the moment.
i know i'm one of the important ones on your list of readable posters but do me a favor and scratch me off.

TSA
06-03-2011, 08:50 PM
ride?

Teh KillaBee
06-03-2011, 09:32 PM
like i said have this wildebeast charge you in a rage and see what you do. if the bitch knew how to fight it might have been a battle but she gets by on bullying folks with size.

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/189029_10150156432421579_688591578_8234483_2387748 _n.jpg

dang bro, I didn't know Skampoe was married to your sister

EAGLE EYE
06-03-2011, 10:05 PM
You still haven't mentioned what you said, which provoked her to attack.

Uncle Steezo
06-03-2011, 10:19 PM
You still haven't mentioned what you said, which provoked her to attack.
lol you wouldn't believe me if i told you.

EAGLE EYE
06-03-2011, 11:18 PM
Did you criticize Lady Gaga's latest album?

Uncle Steezo
06-03-2011, 11:32 PM
i drank her can of arizona ice tea.
true fucking story. lol
she came down bitching about it and i told her to go fuck herself.

RUSHING PLATYPUS
06-03-2011, 11:54 PM
She all out physically attacked you over that? Damn! Makes me glad I outweigh my sister by 95 lbs.

Uncle Steezo
06-04-2011, 12:26 AM
lol my sister loves her arizona.

Mumm Ra
06-04-2011, 02:06 AM
lol why is derek getting all soawf about this story just so he can be different

I guarantee if gavin said his sister beat his ass cuz he wouldnt fight back then posted his busted mug you'd be reading fonts like this right now elohel!!!

I say good form old man, many don't understand the joys of woman beating

Uncle Steezo
06-04-2011, 02:23 AM
if he'd just take a look in the mirror, literally or metaphorically he'd realize he's very different.

Caper
06-04-2011, 02:30 AM
Some women need a wakeup call or some need to know the Pimp hand is Strong

Caper
06-04-2011, 02:34 AM
http://www.vladtv.com/images/g_blog_image/34049.jpg

Dokuro
06-04-2011, 02:35 AM
i drank her can of arizona ice tea.
true fucking story. lol
she came down bitching about it and i told her to go fuck herself.

ewwww thats shits nasty
you deserve an ass beating for drinking it

i tried it once an it felt like my teeth were going to fall out
it completely ruined my tea time



and i don't like when my tea time gets fucked with
http://csefi.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/moe-82026-akiyama_mio-blood-hirasawa_yui-k-on-seifuku-shiden-tainaka_ritsu.jpg

yonder
06-04-2011, 03:32 AM
i think u did right. it was self defence. but its just a family fight and you should "make friends" as soon as possible if you ask me. it would have been a whole other story if you had her arrested.

she is probably bigger than you are so i dont see the big deal with hitting her. if she is bigger than you, its ok. thats the rule.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
06-04-2011, 09:40 AM
in all honesty,sometimes theres no other choice

Clan Destine
06-05-2011, 09:44 AM
I'm totally fine with women getting hit, but there is a choice. Most women suck at kinesthetic contests. Its not just strength, but thats huge. You don't need to hit a bitch, you can actually do something much more humiliating but less painful (rather less bruising), and therefore avoid legal problems. Subdue them. They're weak and they don't understand leverage as well as men, so just hold them down and let them squirm, or put them in a painful lock and tell them to calm down or you'll break something. Or if they try hit you duck/dodge/block and slap em back lightly and continually. Hitting leaves a mark and lacks control.

A 200 Dike bull is different though. You probably need to pop that bitch in the mouf.

check two
06-05-2011, 12:52 PM
I would have liked to have seen Style try to put her up in the torture rack.

main_man
06-06-2011, 12:04 AM
4X9Xj-Xl9IU

if the kool genius of rap advocates it, its official man law.

i perfer to choke a bitch, but to each his own.

Teh KillaBee
06-06-2011, 12:29 AM
I would have liked to have seen Style try to put her up in the torture rack.

lol you WWE faggot, Owen Hart yourself

Teh KillaBee
06-06-2011, 12:31 AM
bawwwww gawddddddddd its pandamonium!!!!!!!!

Uncle Steezo
06-06-2011, 01:13 AM
as kids i did tombstone her full force but i was like 12. she was 5.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-06-2011, 01:16 AM
its not that bad really cuz its ur sister... i dont hit girls unless there tryin to body me with weapons but ill throw hands wiff my sister anyday just not to the extent that i would my lil cousin (boy) who i would snuff repeatedly lol just because if he learns how to take an ass whoopin itll never be a problem to take 1..

Uncle Steezo
06-06-2011, 04:48 AM
the 2 people who have a problem with this, tsa/robby, both have older sisters who bullied them, and due to this childhood scar can't fathom laying a finger on sis due to fear implanted on a molecular level.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-06-2011, 05:00 AM
robbie is just a negative person in general he was funny like 2 years ago

Mumm Ra
06-06-2011, 05:27 AM
to be fair i dont think tsa with his size S frame and pendulum dome could fathom laying hands on anybody, and robbie doesn't need any more claw marks on his chin after being mauled by that poodle or something

Uncle Steezo
06-06-2011, 01:42 PM
it was a shitzu.

EAGLE EYE
06-06-2011, 01:58 PM
robbie is just a negative person in general he was funny like 2 years ago

I'll be having a chat with your wucorp step dad about your recent back talk

EAGLE EYE
06-06-2011, 02:08 PM
to be fair i dont think tsa with his size S frame and pendulum dome could fathom laying hands on anybody, and robbie doesn't need any more claw marks on his chin after being mauled by that poodle or something

a quiet vegan laid his hands on a sistah you once had

Uncle Steezo
06-06-2011, 02:18 PM
hahahaha Robbie deleted all his DMX mp3s.

EAGLE EYE
06-06-2011, 02:48 PM
Not sure where you ever got the idea a dog bit me. Dogs can't swing bars stools. But I guess it's a good thing the wiggymummy changed the direction of this thread now that Gavin meditated/reflected and realized how embarassing this story is.