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ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 08:54 AM
Last night I drank some vodka and got real fucked up. I was falling over and shit, I knocked over My Ma's Vase and fell into the wall and made a huge dent. I swear theres a point when drinking Vodka where you stop being slizzard and cross over into actual insanity. I was watching Death At A Funeral and all I can remember is the first half hour of it.

I usually don't drink the shit, and now I remember why. One time I was out at a club drinking it and suggested a menage to two of my coworkers who never let me forget about it. I hit on my cousin once drinking it. I streaked once drinking it, definitely a bad idea for someone with a body like mine. I called my uncle a Cunt and he never spoke to me again for like 6 years now. I vomited on my comforter last night.

Beer is so much better cos it takes a long time to get drunk and by that time i'm tired anyway and I won't do no stupid shit. Today is a write off. I hate Hangovers. And the Hangover 2. Boy was that film a letdown.

food for thought
06-05-2011, 09:08 AM
I usually don't drink the shit, and now I remember why. One time I was out at a club drinking it and suggested a menage to two of my coworkers who never let me forget about it. I hit on my cousin once drinking it. I streaked once drinking it, definitely a bad idea for someone with a body like mine. I called my uncle a Cunt and he never spoke to me again for like 6 years now. I vomited on my comforter last night.

the way you put that in the end of the paragraph was pretty funny bro. had me cracking up.

how much vodka did you drink bro?

you should know your limits by now bro. oyu sound like an annoying ass family member.

arent you the guy who went to an interview recently chewing gum, too?

lmao

Meta4
06-05-2011, 09:09 AM
Best 2 drinks all time...
Screwdriver
Tequila Sunrise

Honorable Mention to the Mojito.

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 09:21 AM
the way you put that in the end of the paragraph was pretty funny bro. had me cracking up.

how much vodka did you drink bro?

you should know your limits by now bro. oyu sound like an annoying ass family member.

arent you the guy who went to an interview recently chewing gum, too?

lmao

I drank like over half of a 100cl bottle. In about 3 hours. Yeah I was chewing gum. I just spoke to ma dukes on the phone and she talking bout 'You've got a problem, you were out of your mind last night and you couldn't keep your balance', she was at the store and she wouldn't even cop some beer for me! I settled for Coca Cola.

Yeah the screwdriver is pretty good Meta, I had Vodkah With vitamin juice and Ice last night though.

Uncle Steezo
06-05-2011, 09:32 AM
yeah insanity is the best word for it. i get the same way with tequila. i end up breaking shit on purpose. a few months ago i was out with my girl and we were drinking tequila. i dropped my keys about 5 ft from the car on the way to it and thought i had locked the keys inside i kick the window in then after not finding them i get pissed and stomp my radio in. lol then my girl walks 5 ft and picks up the keys....

insanity.

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 09:42 AM
haha

I once took a cab home from a town thats about 40 miles away, and halfway through realized I didn't have the money, and I jumped out and walked home. It took about 6 hours. With hindsight I would have went to my home, got out and not paid.

food for thought
06-05-2011, 09:44 AM
ahahahah

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 09:55 AM
I was on a date with a girl and we were both drinking JD and Coke and I drank the finger bowl. Later that evening I met her father when he picked us up to take her home and drop me off at the train. I started a conversation with him about how I was gonna have sex with her daughter. Obviously he got angry and made me get out. I did continue fucking the daughter though.

Uncle Steezo
06-05-2011, 10:09 AM
I was on a date with a girl and we were both drinking JD and Coke and I drank the finger bowl. Later that evening I met her father when he picked us up to take her home and drop me off at the train. I started a conversation with him about how I was gonna have sex with her daughter. Obviously he got angry and made me get out. I did continue fucking the daughter though.
hahahahahahaha
nigga you are just a scumbag.

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 10:19 AM
I'm taking that as a compliment.

My ma just met Ray Winstone.

That really has nothing to do with anything though.

Uncle Steezo
06-05-2011, 10:24 AM
I'm taking that as a compliment.

My ma just met Ray Winstone.

That really has nothing to do with anything though.
lol
thats how i meant it.

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 10:25 AM
Another time I was drinking heineken and receiving blowbacks at my friends house party and I hurled on his gay dads bed. I thought my friend would think it was funny. He didn't.

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 10:36 AM
I stayed at my nanas house, mixed all her liquour (courvosier, amaretta, vodka, scotch and probably others) with Tropicana and got poisoned for two muhfuckin days. I eat her cat food and shit and i'm spilling my guts up whenever I try and eat anything. I think I watched Next Friday about 4 times during those two weeks.

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 11:26 AM
I had the bad hangover at work. My line manager, one of the funniest dudes that I ever knew in my long long life and the store manager this pseudo dyke that was confused when she went to New York and people were rude to her were in the stockroom and they made me go and walk all the way up a metal ladder and put a cardboard box on the top shelf. These two folks were watching the whole time while they were standing on the floor. I had the hot lights behind me burning my back with hot polyester store uniform and I had the gross hangover sweaty balls dripping down from in front of my perineum and it must have tooken me about 10 times longer than it would have if I was sober. And what happened was I fell off the ladder.

J-Cee
06-05-2011, 11:44 AM
LMAO,you fuckin ate cat food,why did you eat her cat food hahah

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:59 PM
The same reason Kanye West made a whole album in auto-tune. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

CEITEDMOFO
06-05-2011, 04:10 PM
Last monday on memorial weekend, all i drank was vodka wit cranberry and drinking them like beer,

so i got back to town drank a lil more at this bar, and than went to bed

next day im still drunk as fuck
first time that ever happend

i work at 8 am, 9 am still drunk told supervisor that i have a upset stomach and that i wanna leave, and he was like "dammnnn nigga u still drunk?" and my other boys said i smelt like vodka rofl

a good thing about vodka is u never get any hangovers and u can sleep it off

PALEHORSE
06-05-2011, 04:15 PM
yea, fuck all that shit

EAGLE EYE
06-05-2011, 04:17 PM
Lol

Sosa's first mistake was drinking vodka, which 95% of it is marketed towards women.

He also doesn't seem to understand the concept of drinking socially.

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 04:24 PM
Last monday on memorial weekend, all i drank was vodka wit cranberry and drinking them like beer,

so i got back to town drank a lil more at this bar, and than went to bed

next day im still drunk as fuck
first time that ever happend

i work at 8 am, 9 am still drunk told supervisor that i have a upset stomach and that i wanna leave, and he was like "dammnnn nigga u still drunk?" and my other boys said i smelt like vodka rofl

a good thing about vodka is u never get any hangovers and u can sleep it off

You don't. I got a headache and I feel Nauseous. My carpet smells bad.

Did I tell you about the time I started a fight with a big dude? I managed to run away, but the next day I realized I was lucky not to have had the shit beat out of me.

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 04:26 PM
Lol

Sosa's first mistake was drinking vodka, which 95% of it is marketed towards women.

He also doesn't seem to understand the concept of drinking socially.

Can you explain the meaning of drinking socially?

EAGLE EYE
06-05-2011, 04:29 PM
Not drinking to the point of blacking out, and/or embarrassing the people you are with.

You're 26 and don't know this?

CEITEDMOFO
06-05-2011, 04:37 PM
Lol

Sosa's first mistake was drinking vodka, which 95% of it is marketed towards women.

He also doesn't seem to understand the concept of drinking socially.

95% OF THE TiME ROBBY DRINKS WIT BOYS

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 04:37 PM
Not drinking to the point of blacking out, and/or embarrassing the people you are with.

You're 26 and don't know this?

I thought that was just called drinking.

I hadn't heard that term. People I know embarrass themselves, so its like a free pass to do it. As I say, I don't usually drink hard liquor because I end up doing shit like this. Its probably the first time I've drank to 'beyond drunk' in about 3 years. Stick to budweiser. I can drink that shit all day ayan day and be drunk but not embarrassing.

I kind of feel looking back at the shit I've done in a list in this thread that I should obviously avoid that shit at all costs.

EAGLE EYE
06-05-2011, 04:41 PM
95% OF THE TiME ROBBY DRINKS WIT BOYS

Haha

I don't think so.







Aren't you the guy that filmed yourself visiting Europe to meet up with Internet boys, drink, smoke hash and munch boy pussy? Lol yep.

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 04:49 PM
95% OF THE TiME ROBBY DRINKS WIT BOYS

Haha

I don't think so.

Aren't you the guy that filmed yourself visiting Europe to meet up with Internet boys, drink, smoke hash and munch boy pussy? Lol yep.

You guys stop flirting.

I need a petition to make Vodka illegal. Then I can't get it cos all the local drug dealers blackballed me. Wait, that sounds dirty. They all decided to screw me and not give me drugs either. No. Men that I used to meet in the park won't give me some no more.

CEITEDMOFO
06-05-2011, 05:06 PM
Haha



Aren't you the guy that filmed yourself visiting Europe to meet up with Internet boys, drink, smoke hash and munch boy pussy? Lol yep.

YEA THATS WHAT YOUR IDEAL TRIP TO AMSTERDAM WOULD SOUND LIKE :lmao:

IM SURE THERES EVIDENCE WITH ME HOLDING A CAMERA LOOKIN LIKE JOE BUDDENS
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/47914/cuban2.gif

EAGLE EYE
06-05-2011, 05:12 PM
THAT HOMEMADE Boy dating site you used to promote here? La corpse?

Doesn't ring a bell?

It was like the super adventure club for drinking heinis and touching Dutch heinis. Looked real HETERO br0

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 05:19 PM
So which one of you is the wide receiver? I know drinking Vodka can make you do crazy shit. But guys, you could both do better.

Uncle Steezo
06-05-2011, 05:21 PM
hahahahahaha

CEITEDMOFO
06-05-2011, 05:21 PM
THAT HOMEMADE Boy dating site you used to promote here? La corpse?

Doesn't ring a bell?


YEA THECORPSE WHERE BOLO WAS A MOD AT WE HAD 12 OFFICAL WHOREs AT OUR PRIME NO FEMALE GIMMICKs LIKE WUCORP AND ONE OF OUR REJECT/EXPOSED CHICKS BLACKULA CAME HERE TO FOLLOW ME AND YA THOUGHT SHE WAS THE BANGIEST CHICK IN THE WORLD :lmao:

I LIKE HOW SKAMPOE AND THE AUSSIES FELL IN LOVE :nonono:

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 05:24 PM
LOL

Both these sites are sausage factories.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-05-2011, 05:25 PM
lol idk light liquor doesnt make me do shit like that i can hold my shit pretty well and i know when to stop... but my favorite is the dark liquor like EnJ or henny that shits get me hype as fuck i cant drink that around bitches bcuz it makes me want to fight niggas lol.... but i like smokin buds alot more you can function alot better when on it ...

but a few beers and a few nice full cups of enj with some kush or sour joints = such a good feeling...

CEITEDMOFO
06-05-2011, 05:25 PM
I LIKE HOW SKAMPOE AND THE AUSSIES FELL IN LOVE :nonono:

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EAGLE EYE
06-05-2011, 05:26 PM
You are like a cholombian Jerry rice bruh

EAGLE EYE
06-05-2011, 05:30 PM
lol idk light liquor doesnt make me do shit like that i can hold my shit pretty well and i know when to stop... but my favorite is the dark liquor like EnJ or henny that shits get me hype as fuck i cant drink that around bitches bcuz it makes me want to fight niggas lol.... but i like smokin buds alot more you can function alot better when on it ...

but a few beers and a few nice full cups of enj with some kush or sour joints = such a good feeling...

I get hype just thinkin of how you look like a gummy bear

BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-05-2011, 05:35 PM
I get hype just thinkin of how you look like a gummy bear

ur the guy who looks like em rite lol ?

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 05:36 PM
lol idk light liquor doesnt make me do shit like that i can hold my shit pretty well and i know when to stop... but my favorite is the dark liquor like EnJ or henny that shits get me hype as fuck i cant drink that around bitches bcuz it makes me want to fight niggas lol.... but i like smokin buds alot more you can function alot better when on it ...

but a few beers and a few nice full cups of enj with some kush or sour joints = such a good feeling...

I get deathly paranoid smoking weed. And all the times it did its job and I got high I'd just forget anyway. But also seriously my local dealers won't sell me shit. I think because I didn't always pay, and I was hassling them every day, and I was obnoxious.

EAGLE EYE
06-05-2011, 05:39 PM
Wesley Flanders hates white man, because white barber terraformed his head to look like juniper bush

BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-05-2011, 05:39 PM
I get deathly paranoid smoking weed. And all the times it did its job and I got high I'd just forget anyway. But also seriously my local dealers won't sell me shit. I think because I didn't always pay, and I was hassling them every day, and I was obnoxious.

theres so many drug dealers i cant even believe thAT

BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-05-2011, 05:43 PM
Wesley Flanders hates white man, because white barber terraformed his head to look like juniper bush

why are you so angry ? you have a nice house in the suburbs and all the interweb porn u can jerk too. take a seat and grab a klee nex

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 05:45 PM
Wesley Flanders hates white man, because white barber terraformed his head to look like juniper bush

Is this a Wacka Flocka Flame lyric? I don't know what hes sayin'

theres so many drug dealers i cant even believe thAT

Well we must not live in the same place. I guess i'm more closer to country thn city. It was 4 dealers that wouldn't fuck with me. I could probably find another dealer but I was going a little squirrelly from that stuff. I'm glad I could stop. I quit the cancer sticks last year too. Next is probably AA meetings.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-05-2011, 05:52 PM
Is this a Wacka Flocka Flame lyric? I don't know what hes sayin'



Well we must not live in the same place. I guess i'm more closer to country thn city. It was 4 dealers that wouldn't fuck with me. I could probably find another dealer but I was going a little squirrelly from that stuff. I'm glad I could stop. I quit the cancer sticks last year too. Next is probably AA meetings.

yea i recently stopped smokin bogies too... nd dats prob cuz u just started smokin or ur dealers were tryna turn u into a feind lol

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 06:22 PM
I was fucked up every day for 3 years. I didn't stop to let my brain think. Hangovers are bad cos I always feel like shit mentally. The physical pain is nothing to the feeling that I wasted another night drinking and I should be doing something more productive like starting a theater group for the benefit of the starving people in beverly hills, making new salad recipes, organizing coach trips to the seaside and discussing with my dentist ways to make my teeth cleaner.

EAGLE EYE
06-05-2011, 06:35 PM
why are you so angry ? you have a nice house in the suburbs and all the interweb porn u can jerk too. take a seat and grab a klee nex

I live in a city. Not some little postcard town where you stay at RoFiLL.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-05-2011, 06:50 PM
I live in a city. Not some little postcard town where you stay at RoFiLL.

lol a city in minnessota

EAGLE EYE
06-05-2011, 06:54 PM
Do you wanna compare crime rates or something corny like all the other lil mush brain ig'nants are so fond of?

Roffle

CEITEDMOFO
06-05-2011, 07:01 PM
ONE DAY BITTER ROB WILL FIND HIS PARTNEr
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xztxiDa5WH8/TdWtg8EGVDI/AAAAAAAAAJg/_vH9EmcDTBk/s1600/natalie-nunn.jpg

PLEASENT NEWS ROBBY SHE HAS A FATTY
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BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-05-2011, 07:22 PM
not really but ill post a few vids that i just searched on utube of my area

i actually know this kid (aquaintence know not a friend) but hes far from what type of ppl actually live their..
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niggas takin styles advice and hittin dykes lol
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they dont really got alot of footage of da areas i was tryna show but thts sum shit

Olive Oil Goombah
06-05-2011, 07:26 PM
i live in a suburb. and i think im better than the peole who live in the shitty neighborhoods of the city.

because why would you want to live there? neighborhood love? great, yea i love my old neighborhood, but no one is there anymore because they all grew up and moved up.


i just met a girl who lives in a shitty area on the westside, known for an overabundance of trashy puerto ricans and just overall city trash.

I despise her because she lives there. ONly morons choose to stay in those neighborhoods.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-05-2011, 07:29 PM
i live in a suburb. and i think im better than the peole who live in the shitty neighborhoods of the city.

because why would you want to live there? neighborhood love? great, yea i love my old neighborhood, but no one is there anymore because they all grew up and moved up.


i just met a girl who lives in a shitty area on the westside, known for an overabundance of trashy puerto ricans and just overall city trash.

I despise her because she lives there. ONly morons choose to stay in those neighborhoods.

im a broke 17 y/o dont really have a choice my dude

netscape check two
06-05-2011, 07:32 PM
lol idk light liquor doesnt make me do shit like that i can hold my shit pretty well and i know when to stop... but my favorite is the dark liquor like EnJ or henny that shits get me hype as fuck i cant drink that around bitches bcuz it makes me want to fight niggas lol.... but i like smokin buds alot more you can function alot better when on it ...

but a few beers and a few nice full cups of enj with some kush or sour joints = such a good feeling...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/lionell78/hkxzcbavho_93858822-1.jpg

food for thought
06-05-2011, 07:34 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/lionell78/hkxzcbavho_93858822-1.jpg

LMFAO !!!i

BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-05-2011, 07:38 PM
crusty braids and the asian too ?

EAGLE EYE
06-05-2011, 07:40 PM
i live in a suburb. and i think im better than the peole who live in the shitty neighborhoods of the city.

because why would you want to live there? neighborhood love? great, yea i love my old neighborhood, but no one is there anymore because they all grew up and moved up.


i just met a girl who lives in a shitty area on the westside, known for an overabundance of trashy puerto ricans and just overall city trash.

I despise her because she lives there. ONly morons choose to stay in those neighborhoods.

Lol at living in a nice community being an insult or something.

Poor ppl say the darnest things

yonder
06-06-2011, 10:22 AM
i pretty much only drink vodka and it fuck you up pretty badly, especially on an empty stomach. its only positive that girls like vodka cuz then u can just give her a drink or whatever. and its all how you mix it, you can mix 5% vodka with 95% whatever and drink it like a pussy or just mix it just the way you like it, there's no end of possibilities. if you come late to a party (important people arrive late) you can get fucked up in no time if you feel like it.

its hard to down beer after beer without getting bloated.

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