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Uncle Steezo
06-05-2011, 09:12 AM
Smurf Village or Hitler's Berlin? Same thing, claims one new book.

French sociologist and author Antoine Buéno asserts in "Le Petit Livre Bleu," or, "The Little Blue Book," that the seemingly friendly little blue creatures living a mostly idyllic existence are actually packed with racial propaganda and are, "the embodiment of a totalitarian utopia, steeped in Stalinism and Nazism".
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"The first comic strip, 'The Black Smurfs,' was intimately concerned with what you might classify as a racial threat," he said. "Because in that album, the smurfs are sick. And when they're sick, they don't turn purple or red or anything like that, they become black. And when they become black, they lose all trace of intelligence. THey become completely moronic. And further more, they can no longer speak, they just go 'nyap nyap nyap.'"


The black part is indeed true; US publishers refused to publish the first Smurfs book for that reason, and years later, the sick Smurfs were recolored to purple.


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t Papa Smurf, the leader of the village, is an authoritarian figure, and that their lack of private property and collective-style economy is a clear nod to socialism. Meanwhile, their enemy seems Jewish: Gargamel, the monster that haunts the village, matches negative Jewish caricatures and his cat's name is Azrael, the French author writes, while Smurfette, for a long time the only female in the village, is a vision of aryan perfection.
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http://online.wsj.com/video/french-sociologist-examines-racist-smurfs/132E2343-BC20-4D37-9D61-8FB36CC7AB6F.html


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Uncle Steezo
06-05-2011, 09:19 AM
Most of us think of the Smurfs as cute, harmless little blue and white aliens. However, the story line is full of occultism.

Papa Smurf is cast in the role of a "White" Witchdoctor who is protecting his people by incantations and rituals and potions.

Gargamel is cast in the role of the "Black" or evil witchdoctor who is always trying to cast some evil spell over the poor, helpless Smurfs so he can control them forever.

In one cartoon screen several years ago, Gargamel is shown creating a Devil's Pentagram from lighted candles on the dirt floor of his house. Gargamel moved inside the Pentagram and carried out a ritual designed to defeat Papa Smurf and the little Smurfs.
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http://bluebuddies.com/Smurf_Picture_and_Files/00000002/Gargamel_Pentagram.jpg

Uncle Steezo
06-05-2011, 09:22 AM
http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/redriver/415/papakarl.gif

Socialist Men Under a Red Father

They all have white hats, white trousers and are blue. This is just like the Marxist theory of a classless society where all men and women are treated as equals and are comerades.
http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/redriver/415/grouchy.gif Take a look at Vanity Smurf
http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/redriver/415/vanity.jpg Is he not a homosexual? Continually in the smurf society Vanity was put down. This was to indicate to the people that in communist dictatorships, homesexuality would not be tolerated.


Communism is built on the idea that no man is better or worse off than any other. Private buisness is disallowed and all workers work to benefit the country as a whole. In the Smurfs village all of the smurfs have their own individual jobs to do. No Smurf is regarded as being better than any other smurf. Every smurf has their own job to do, which benefits everyone in the community.

Handy Smurf makes the houses for everyone to live in, Jokey Smurf keeps everyone happy, Brainy Smurf has a lot of technical knowledge. The Smurfs have no currency and every thing is shared equally between them. It is nearly impossible to tell one smurf from another. This demonstrated the idea of total equality and that every member of the society was as important as the others.

Communists were often depicted as using violence as a way to sort out their problems and get what they want. In keeping with that portrayal the Smurfs have no qualms about using their "Magic Dust" to stop people aggressing against them or to retrieve an object which they desire.


Take a look at what Smurfs are portrayed in a positive light. Handy Smurf, the worker (which illustrates the rise of the working class to power) and Hefty Smurf, the soldier. Also look at which smurfs are portrayed negatively. Greedy, who eats too much, and Vanity, who contributes absolutely nothing to society.


Another of the Smurfs negatively portrayed is Brainy Smurf.
http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/redriver/415/brainy.jpg
He bears a striking resemblance to one of Lenin's high ranking officials, Trotsky.
http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/redriver/415/trotsky.jpg During the 1920's Trotsky was exiled from Russia by Stalin to Mexico. The reason for this was that Trotsky's ideas conflicted with those of Stalin and other high ranking communists. Like him, Brainy Smurf too questions the smurf ideals and is one of the few unhappy smurfs.


The Smurfs biggest enemy was Gargamel, the representation of Capitalism in Smurf Land.
http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/redriver/415/gargamel.gif Gargamel wanted to catch the Smurfs in order to turn them into gold. Peyo wished to portray Capitalists as money hungry, greed-driven people whose sole purpose in life was the accumulation of wealth.

Also note that Gargamel looks not unlike a stereotypical person of the Jewish faith. Under the communist regime (during certain time periods) Jews were persecuted for, among other things, their love of money. Also Azrael, Gargamels cat, was an indication of the communist belief that the American politicians were under the control of one overbearing greedy leader.

praise the almitey W
06-05-2011, 09:22 AM
i always thought gargamel looked familiar, he's my lawyer

Meta4
06-05-2011, 09:23 AM
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Uncle Steezo
06-05-2011, 09:27 AM
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WTF!???!!! why have i never seen this? DRE killed that shit, so i know nas wrote it but damn!

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 09:35 AM
i always thought gargamel looked familiar, he's my lawyer

wow at your sig.

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And fuck the smurfs

praise the almitey W
06-05-2011, 09:39 AM
thank you, i take much pride in that sig.

Frank Sobotka
06-05-2011, 09:47 AM
Wait, people get paid to come up with story like this?
Everybody can come up with shit like this.

Example:
Smurfs are racist because the excessive use of the word 'smurf' by those coloured individuals is enforcing black stereotypes like the excessive use of nigga and the unproductive characters within the closed society.

Uncle Steezo
06-05-2011, 10:32 AM
Wait, people get paid to come up with story like this?
Everybody can come up with shit like this.

Example:
Smurfs are racist because the excessive use of the word 'smurf' by those coloured individuals is enforcing black stereotypes like the excessive use of nigga and the unproductive characters within the closed society.


not everyone can and not everyone does.

think of all the money you could be making. instead of ranting on wucorp you could be ranting for the huffington post.

only thing stopping you is you.



i got one, you ever see papa smurf picking smurf berries? reinforcing the plantation mentality.

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 10:42 AM
Smurfs have ku klux hats

Frank Sobotka
06-05-2011, 10:54 AM
^What's SOAFW?

The Lack of women in the utupion village of the smurfs manipulate children into thinking women are, for the most part, useless.

beautifulrock
06-05-2011, 11:09 AM
Wait, people get paid to come up with story like this?
Everybody can come up with shit like this.

Example:
Smurfs are racist because the excessive use of the word 'smurf' by those coloured individuals is enforcing black stereotypes like the excessive use of nigga and the unproductive characters within the closed society.

The problem with your "example", is that the smurfs used the word smurf as an adjective or verb, not a noun.

Correct example.

Me and Jokey went out to the smurfing club to smurf with some smurfy whores. We smurfed all night, and when closing time came, we saw two smurfing bitches who were totally smurfed up. We smurfed them in the parking lot. Shit was smurf, yo.

Uncle Steezo
06-05-2011, 11:30 AM
ikke:
SOWAF= serious on a websites forum


Me and Jokey went out to the smurfing club to smurf with some smurfy whores. We smurfed all night, and when closing time came, we saw two smurfing bitches who were totally smurfed up. We smurfed them in the parking lot. Shit was smurf, yo.
yo brock thats real smurf right there.
but i heard that smurfette was smurfin tho. you might wanna go see doc smurf and get smurfed out. last smurf she smurfed with wasn't lookin so smurfy.

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 11:37 AM
Cos smurfs din't vote for Obama