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CEITEDMOFO
06-05-2011, 01:00 PM
IGHT SO IT WAS LIKE A SOUTH BEACH ENVIORNMENT , I WAS PICKING UP RANDOM BITCHES WIT FATTYS, EVEN KISSED THIS THICK DIME
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhdci3c1D41qganclo1_400.jpg
I WAS CALLIN HER SELENA GOMEZ (WASNT THE REAL ONE) AND SQUEEZING ALL ON THE ASS.

ANYWAY WE GOT TO OUR BUILDING/HOTEL WHATEVER IT WAS, MAD BITCHES IN THERE TOO, IM BRUSHING MY TEETH AND THAN THE REAL KIM KARDISHIAN
http://www.kimkardashiandancing.com/images/kim-bikini.jpg
HAS LIKE A TOWEL AND PUTS HER ASS ON MY DICK,

SHE SAYS LIKE WHO AM I ON MY DICK, I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED HER, BUT COULDNT REMEMBER HER NAME,
I TOLD MY FRIEND WHO WAS NEAR BY "OOO I KNO WHO SHE ISS"

AND I FOR SOMEREASON I THOUGHT HER NAME WAS "JJ" AND MY BOY PLAYED ALONG LIKE IF IT WAS HER NAME, SHE ALSO PLAYED ALONG THAT HER NAME WAS JJ THAN LEFT.

I HAD A CIG IN MY MOUTH AND TOLD MY BOY FOR A LITE AND HE WAS DAZED AND HANDED ME A 10 AND A 5 DOLLAR BILL, I TOLD HIM WTF U DOIN AND HE WAS LIKE MY BAD.
I SCOLDED HIM IN FRONT OF A WHITE DUDE " I COULD HAVE TOOK HIS MONEY SMH"
(white dude giggled)
http://us.cdn2.123rf.com/168nwm/vadymvdrobot/vadymvdrobot1104/vadymvdrobot110400288/9282392-portrait-of-smiling-happy-glad-guy-in-casuals--isolated-on-white.jpg
ALL OF A SUDDEN POWER TURNS OFF IN THE BUILDING, AND I SEE LIKE A TRAIN OR GIANT BUS STOP CAUSE THERE POWER IS OFF AS WELL.

THE BUS OR WHATEEVER BEGINS TO MOVE FOR 2 SECONDS AND PEOPLE START CLAPPING, THAN IT TURNS BACK OFF AND PEOPLE GET MORE AFRIAD,

IM SCOPING THE HOES IN MY SURROUNDING THAN I SEE A PLANE COMING AND CRASHES THRU THE ROOM I WAS IN , AND WE ALL BEGIN TO RUN DOWNSTAIRS ,

TIL THESE NIGGAZ COME IN
http://hotdogjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/police.jpg

AND FORCE US TO THE BASEMENT,

I SEE A OUT OF CONTROL KIM K TALKIN TO SOME BLACK DUDE,

SO I WENT UP TO ANOTHER BLACK DUDE SECRETLY AND SAID " ATLEAST WE GOT KIM KARDISION HERE IN THE END OF DAYS"

:'(

htxdKKN-sAY

food for thought
06-05-2011, 01:41 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhdci3c1D41qganclo1_400.jpg


gawd daaaaam!!

RADIOACTIVE MAN
06-05-2011, 01:48 PM
haha heat has done it again

EAGLE EYE
06-05-2011, 02:51 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhdci3c1D41qganclo1_400.jpg


gawd daaaaam!!

Exactly

Uncle Steezo
06-05-2011, 02:56 PM
shit is gettin real
g0m9tVc-lac

ShaDynasty
06-05-2011, 04:28 PM
That girl is like 1 in a 7 billion.

Uncle Steezo
06-05-2011, 04:43 PM
i call pixels on that ho.

CEITEDMOFO
06-05-2011, 04:45 PM
fq3qM47BPvw

Olive Oil Goombah
06-05-2011, 06:57 PM
there's a reason she aint showin the cankles and the donkey calfs

CEITEDMOFO
06-06-2011, 06:45 AM
THOSE ARE THE BEST DiCKY