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Art Vandelay
06-06-2011, 03:28 PM
you called the police on general wise for sending you trucker magazines. can we revisit this story? What exactly did you tell the police? what did they do? looking back on this, how do you feel now? would you have done the same thing?

food for thought
06-06-2011, 03:45 PM
lmfao

Uncle Steezo
06-06-2011, 03:52 PM
if i ever could get these questions answered i could die in peace.
i swear that incident was the most SOAWF, bitchassedness, creepiest, weirdest, unexplainable, illogical thing that has ever happened on the interweb.

Dokuro
06-06-2011, 03:59 PM
^and i cant believe i missed it

Uncle Steezo
06-06-2011, 04:36 PM
it basically went like this. TSA was talkin big shit to somebody (i forget who) and posted his own address here on some "come see me" shit.
as a joke, wise sent him a couple of magazine subscription, biz weekly and trucker.

this is where the blanks need to be filled in but for some reason he called the police and filed a report. but he was the one who posted his address online. smh
(i think his mom made him do it. just my hunch, but who knows)

this led to wise leaving and the police staking wucorp for a while.

Ghost In The 'Lac
06-06-2011, 04:36 PM
hahahaahhahaha

http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/4d80bac149e2ae6f2c090000-400-300/worst-case-scenario-fukushima-disaster.jpg

fuki shook

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
06-06-2011, 05:23 PM
I feel like I've brought this up before, but if an angry Sandperson who has expressed his hatred for you in the past sends you an unsolicited package in the mail, calling the authorities seems like the logical move.

9 times out of 10, that magazine is going to explode anthrax all over your face.

That being said, I probably wouldn't post my address on a website forum in the first place, especially one populated solely by degenerate loser faggot hiphop fans.

ALCATRAZ
06-06-2011, 05:26 PM
^lol

yonder
06-06-2011, 05:38 PM
hahaha Rodney DANgerfield your posts have the same concept as pornos, they all have the same ending.

who doesnt like pornos?

SKAMPOE
06-06-2011, 06:04 PM
...i have the weirdest boner.

beautifulrock
06-06-2011, 06:12 PM
How can you tell?

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
06-06-2011, 06:27 PM
hahaha Rodney DANgerfield your posts have the same concept as pornos, they all have the same ending.

who doesnt like pornos?

I only have like 3 or 4 post templates and then I just change a few proper nouns or maybe sprinkle in something about my dog's pussy(http://www.wutangcorp.de/forum/showthread.php?t=104538&page=2)

Sky Blue Bally Kid
06-06-2011, 06:36 PM
lmao!

cP0wsET8__Y

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
06-06-2011, 06:45 PM
^Does "Plotting a Wesley Snipe movement" mean taking a shit?

Art Vandelay
06-06-2011, 06:55 PM
Some loser that has even more free time than me, should see if they can get the actual police report from the Lincoln PD and post it on here.

Uncle Steezo
06-06-2011, 10:17 PM
...i have the weirdest boner.

How can you tell?
hhahahhahahaha
hidden darts


Some loser that has even more free time than me, should see if they can get the actual police report from the Lincoln PD and post it on here.

this^ who was the kid who lives in the next town over?

Dokuro
06-06-2011, 10:55 PM
it basically went like this. TSA was talkin big shit to somebody (i forget who) and posted his own address here on some "come see me" shit.
as a joke, wise sent him a couple of magazine subscription, biz weekly and trucker.

this is where the blanks need to be filled in but for some reason he called the police and filed a report. but he was the one who posted his address online. smh
(i think his mom made him do it. just my hunch, but who knows)

this led to wise leaving and the police staking wucorp for a while.

well yeah i know what went down i just cant believe i was stuck in the fuckin Amazon when it happened stupid NatGeo stupid me and my whimsical nature


you all should have recorded it

EAGLE EYE
06-06-2011, 11:00 PM
well yeah i know what went down i just cant believe i was stuck in the fuckin Amazon when it happened stupid NatGeo stupid me and my whimsical nature


you all should have recorded it


Are you part of the super adventure club?

Dokuro
06-06-2011, 11:06 PM
no i took hadji place as the racial character for quest enterprises

Dokuro
06-06-2011, 11:11 PM
but i was fired quickly because my black magic courtesy of a double barreled shot gun was not ok with company policies

EAGLE EYE
06-06-2011, 11:13 PM
If you came into work with a sunburn and a bag full of anime, I'd probably fire you.

Dokuro
06-06-2011, 11:14 PM
maybe i should have said "bem-bim sala-bim"

Uncle Steezo
06-06-2011, 11:21 PM
hahahahahahaha i actually laughed at louis intentional jokes.

Dokuro
06-06-2011, 11:23 PM
its all about the delivery

Uncle Steezo
06-06-2011, 11:39 PM
Nebraska niggas stay snitchin tho.
h93pPDNDFGQ

EAGLE EYE
06-06-2011, 11:40 PM
^
^
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA MIGHT HAFTA DROP a $5 Ether on dem niggaz

BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-07-2011, 02:27 AM
^
^
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA MIGHT HAFTA DROP a $5 Ether on dem niggaz

lol swag...

and cant you search for the police report online ?

Dirty Knowledge
06-07-2011, 02:49 AM
BwhahahaAHahahahahAHaha call this the HUMBLING of an INTERNET PERSONALITY

Dokuro
06-07-2011, 02:58 AM
so looks like Tissa is to much of a pussy to appear in this thread

were is your balls at

the least you can do is laugh at your white self

Dirty Knowledge
06-07-2011, 03:01 AM
Handle that humbling like a man

Uncle Steezo
06-07-2011, 03:52 AM
this topic is like Off Bug Repellant for Tissa Flies.

if you ever want him to go away just start talking about this stain on his soul.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-07-2011, 03:55 AM
tsa told me to not tell anyone but loyalty online ? lol... he says he called the cops on general wise because from what he researched on the corpse he believed he had a gun and when he revealed this to his mom she made him paranoid saying things like "he's going to come out here and shoot you" and i guess he got hyped up and worried and since he didnt own a gun of his own he called them.

netscape check two
06-07-2011, 04:07 AM
http://www.clumsycrooks.com/media/files18/pictures/man_caught_smuggling_exotic_birds_into_the_us.jpg

Bobby_Digital72
06-07-2011, 04:30 AM
^lol

Dokuro
06-07-2011, 04:44 AM
you ass hole style i just noticed your location says the Void


any ways back on point do any of you know TSA real name so i can get the police report

Uncle Steezo
06-07-2011, 06:42 AM
Derek olokunda or derek kuntakente or something like that. idk i'm not getting any closer to that cause i might get the police called on me.

lol@ derek gettin shook by a orange county whitewashed sand nigger.

EAGLE EYE
06-07-2011, 12:33 PM
lol@ derek gettin shook by a orange county whitewashed sand nigger.

This just sounds strange coming from a black dood. Must be that southern YT influence kicking in.

Ghost In The 'Lac
06-07-2011, 12:40 PM
The thing is though, when I used to have access to the General Wise account, some of the assfucking browndick PM's TSA used to send him, talking about how they should link up, (he kept talking about beinglike 2 superheros combines or something painfully corny and he sent photos of action figures together), and take over the forum, must of made this whole thing so much more painful.

He literally sent like half a dozen of these begging PM's, desperate for the acceptence of General Wise, so they could "go around together" on the forum for strength, but no one would know. Gen Wise just kept sending back dismissive "leave me alone you weird lame" type PM's, it was hilarious.

To me this makes the whole calling the cops on Gen Wise so much more funny.

IrOnMaN
06-07-2011, 12:53 PM
The thing is though, when I used to have access to the General Wise account, some of the assfucking browndick PM's TSA used to send him, talking about how they should link up, (he kept talking about beinglike 2 superheros combines or something painfully corny and he sent photos of action figures together), and take over the forum, must of made this whole thing so much more painful.

He literally sent like half a dozen of these begging PM's, desperate for the acceptence of General Wise, so they could "go around together" on the forum for strength, but no one would know. Gen Wise just kept sending back dismissive "leave me alone you weird lame" type PM's, it was hilarious.

To me this makes the whole calling the cops on Gen Wise so much more funny.


I have to admit that this post is beyond funny. OMG! http://www.btnhboard.com/forums/images/smilies/haha.gif

Mumm Ra
06-07-2011, 01:11 PM
hahaha
just search for the brother he wishes he was, Scruface on myspace and you'll get the last name

Sky Blue Bally Kid
06-07-2011, 04:18 PM
he sent photos of action figures together

Something deep inside me just ruptured (no homo)...

Uncle Steezo
06-07-2011, 05:08 PM
this just got etherific...again.

Mic Tyson
06-07-2011, 07:07 PM
just search for the brother he wishes he was

hahahahahaha

BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-07-2011, 07:36 PM
i feel the downfall of tissa coming.

JASPER
06-07-2011, 07:42 PM
I feel like I've brought this up before, but if an angry Sandperson who has expressed his hatred for you in the past sends you an unsolicited package in the mail, calling the authorities seems like the logical move.

9 times out of 10, that magazine is going to explode anthrax all over your face.

That being said, I probably wouldn't post my address on a website forum in the first place, especially one populated solely by degenerate loser faggot hiphop fans.Hahaha!

We haven't seen General Wise ever since...








http://www.rnw.nl/data/files/images/lead/090609%20Guantanamo%20Bay,%20Flickr,%20publik15_1. jpg

ShaDynasty
06-07-2011, 08:00 PM
I never heard about this, but I always thought his posts were full of shit. I mean technically theres a 70/30 split on this site. 30% people that are smart/interesting/funny/cool (okay probably not cool) and 70% people who are here to get made fun of on a daily basis (beautiful rock, charles jones etc). TSA seems to have always been in the latter camp, but he almost seemed to get respect for being lame. Its a strange phenomenon that will probably disappear after this incident.

How long ago did this happen anyway?

RADIOACTIVE MAN
06-07-2011, 10:53 PM
lmao a classic thread commeth

RzaRectum
06-07-2011, 11:48 PM
Derek olokunda or derek kuntakente or something like that.
No, No.. It's either Derek Dwarfarino or Derek Olufmaikuntonyah.

Art Vandelay
06-08-2011, 12:07 AM
The thing is though, when I used to have access to the General Wise account, some of the assfucking browndick PM's TSA used to send him, talking about how they should link up, (he kept talking about beinglike 2 superheros combines or something painfully corny and he sent photos of action figures together), and take over the forum, must of made this whole thing so much more painful.

He literally sent like half a dozen of these begging PM's, desperate for the acceptence of General Wise, so they could "go around together" on the forum for strength, but no one would know. Gen Wise just kept sending back dismissive "leave me alone you weird lame" type PM's, it was hilarious.

To me this makes the whole calling the cops on Gen Wise so much more funny.

ok, now answer the questions in your thread, faggot.

i made it easy for you. click here...
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=108636

Edgar Erebus
06-08-2011, 03:31 AM
Oh the comfort of the irrelevance...


And Tissy's real name is Derek Ofodirinwa,

http://www.facebook.com/people/Derek-Ofodirinwa/100001314033789

aka Tru Face Jean.

Dokuro
06-08-2011, 04:02 AM
fuck man don't you back word states on the other side of the rockies know how to compile an online registry for police reports this s why i only travel west from Cali and Nevada i'm not gong to the to Nebraska to fill out some paper work to wait 10 day for an ether no matter how great it is

i mean fuck i though i lived in the boonies this Nigerian live in the middle of no were between ass backward and were you call it

SL33
06-08-2011, 07:39 AM
anyway, police records are supposed to be confidential.

Dokuro
06-08-2011, 08:19 AM
nope only if there is a minor involved the FBI takes the case or the case is unresolved

once the case is resolved it because public knowledge in Cali though it does't even take a resolution as long as its not murder or rape its public knowledge
i mean fuck there put out the cases in the news paper so the whole town know



i like news papers i make allot of money just reading them because they also tell the public about housing going into for-closer so you can buy the house off him cheap before the bank takes ownership

that my slice of wisdom for the year chock on it

EAGLE EYE
06-09-2011, 08:23 PM
If I remember the story correctly he asked a friend or person who just graduated from the academy for advice, considering he was still living @ his parents place and strange things kept coming in the mail


Items coming from a creepy sand person, who at one point was deeply hurt from igbos comments regarding economic progress in afghanistan.

Dokuro
06-09-2011, 08:34 PM
that bastard is never coming in here hes fuckin scared

RzaRectum
06-10-2011, 02:12 AM
that bastard is never coming in here hes fuckin scared
Ahahahahah!!1 He'll come. He's just enjoying the show.

Mumm Ra
06-10-2011, 03:15 AM
you called the police on general wise for sending you trucker magazines. can we revisit this story? What exactly did you tell the police? what did they do? looking back on this, how do you feel now? would you have done the same thing?

tsa - are you still on top of your rosary bead game? are flocks of dimes hitting you up because of your fly rosary beads?

RADIOACTIVE MAN
06-10-2011, 11:29 AM
Lol this gets better daily, tsa my g tho, gotta support my fellow through bred African man ya dig... Lolllll

Sky Blue Bally Kid
06-10-2011, 12:18 PM
The Shaolin Assassin...aka...DEREK!!!

RzaRectum
06-10-2011, 01:54 PM
that bastard is never coming in here hes fuckin scared
AHAHAHAHAH!!!! He's definitely ignoring his summons.

http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2110051

RzaRectum
06-11-2011, 01:43 AM
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/rzarectum/doggiie.jpg

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/rzarectum/Photographed-Magazine.jpg

Mumm Ra
06-11-2011, 08:58 AM
i find all this piling on from the most butthurt posters on this site to be pathetic and somewhat predictable.

do you possess a sense of humor?
you never fail to be depressingly unfunny

TSA
06-11-2011, 09:41 AM
i was gonna wait till after my trip to florida so my post can be accompanied with things that will make the ppl on this thread angry cause it's a VERY consistent compiling of the exact people that i've in some way hurt the feelings of in the past and present.

if it must be known i never called the cops on general wise. I used it as a bluff for him to stop sending things to my house which i found obnoxious because at the time i was living at home. It worked and i wanted to preserve the idea that the 'option' was still there so that others won't follow suit, which also worked. What truly motivated me to drop it was the fact that i called the company and they weren't going to charge me. that's all i cared about, im assuming he paid for them which was cool of him/bizarre as dog shit.



though i debated it, i asked a credible source if it was illegal and it wasn't, but i ran on the fact that he may not know duh nuhbraskeh law, and he's probably an illegal immigrant or terrorist.




ghostlace- you're lying and where you can find truth you're exaggerating a non serious situation to assist your serious anger.




im going to later add outrageous acts of lordism to this thread, though i also felt a response was useless because the ppl in this thread will run with what they want to run with to assist their serious real life loathing of my watch, and the ppl that don't care won't care, im just really really effing bored.


http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/rzarectum/doggiie.jpg

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/rzarectum/Photographed-Magazine.jpg

AAAAAaahahahahhahahahahah

TSA
06-11-2011, 09:44 AM
dude i had HORRIBLE skin as a youth, holy shit

JASPER
06-11-2011, 11:52 AM
Based!

H0QbL3rM1Vw

main_man
06-11-2011, 03:15 PM
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/tsastamp-2.png


http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/tsastamp-2.png

Uncle Steezo
06-11-2011, 03:36 PM
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/robrain.gif

PALEHORSE
06-11-2011, 03:37 PM
hahahaa tsa is softer then baby shit

beautifulrock
06-11-2011, 05:14 PM
i was gonna wait till after my trip to florida so my post can be accompanied with things that will make the ppl on this thread angry cause it's a VERY consistent compiling of the exact people that i've in some way hurt the feelings of in the past and present.

if it must be known i never called the cops on general wise. I used it as a bluff for him to stop sending things to my house which i found obnoxious because at the time i was living at home. It worked and i wanted to preserve the idea that the 'option' was still there so that others won't follow suit, which also worked. What truly motivated me to drop it was the fact that i called the company and they weren't going to charge me. that's all i cared about, im assuming he paid for them which was cool of him/bizarre as dog shit.



though i debated it, i asked a credible source if it was illegal and it wasn't, but i ran on the fact that he may not know duh nuhbraskeh law, and he's probably an illegal immigrant or terrorist.




ghostlace- you're lying and where you can find truth you're exaggerating a non serious situation to assist your serious anger.




im going to later add outrageous acts of lordism to this thread, though i also felt a response was useless because the ppl in this thread will run with what they want to run with to assist their serious real life loathing of my watch, and the ppl that don't care won't care, im just really really effing bored.




AAAAAaahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha, you tried to explain yourself.

Mumm Ra
06-11-2011, 08:26 PM
^this confirms this poster as one of the butthurt.

^ pathetic and completely predictable

Mumm Ra
06-11-2011, 09:18 PM
im hurt that you've yet to develop a sense of humor in life nikki
stop being depressed

Mumm Ra
06-11-2011, 09:29 PM
lol jesus christ never mind dude, your depression is starting to bring me down too
i bet you're the kid that shitted in the chuck-e-cheese ball pit every time

Mumm Ra
06-11-2011, 10:56 PM
that's your idea of witty humor?
lol good one

Mumm Ra
06-12-2011, 07:19 AM
how on earth could anybody interpret that as intended humor
now you're just intentionally trolling nicky - log off and go reassess your life, you've sucked the life out of this thread enough with your witty humor

RADIOACTIVE MAN
06-12-2011, 10:38 AM
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/rzarectum/doggiie.jpg

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/rzarectum/Photographed-Magazine.jpg
oh my GOD..bangs table lmfao wow

TSA
06-12-2011, 11:02 AM
hahahahahahaha, you tried to explain yourself.

Post your picture so i can jack off juice pig

Bobby_Digital72
06-15-2011, 10:26 PM
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=79038

BASCO
06-15-2011, 11:18 PM
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=79038

haha @ one of my secondary's in that thread. dam

beautifulrock
06-15-2011, 11:43 PM
Post your picture so i can jack off juice pig
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/gay.jpg
Your nostrils are so wide, I see brain matter.

TSA
06-16-2011, 09:51 PM
too bad im
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/259858_181171558603311_100001314033789_434971_5911 192_n.jpg
COcK DEEZ, N1gg3r!

PALEHORSE
06-17-2011, 01:06 AM
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h244/whitel0tus/tsa.jpg