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PANDA PISS
06-08-2011, 07:47 PM
Think about it. God can't exist cos its too stupid. So Jesus must have been an Alien. What did you guys think ET was about. How did the pyramids get built. I will explain in detail tomorrow but if you have a theory, its fucking wrong but post it anyway. Heres some proof.

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j46/paimei_2006/alien_xenomorph_01.jpg

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j46/paimei_2006/halo-jesus.jpg

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Uncle Steezo
06-08-2011, 08:07 PM
^never heard Starlust.

PANDA PISS
06-08-2011, 08:27 PM
Word.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
06-08-2011, 09:21 PM
I would go with "a made up story" but since aliens are also most likely "a made up story" I see a potential correlation.

CEITEDMOFO
06-08-2011, 09:33 PM
JESUS HAD ELOHIEM POWERS BUT WASNT ALIEN SINCE HIS MOM WAS HUMAN,

BUT SOsA YOUR CORRECT THE PYRAMID s WAS BUILT WIT ALIEN TECH

EAGLE EYE
06-08-2011, 10:01 PM
PYRAMID s WAS BUILT WIT BEANERS & FIREWORKS TO BLAST THE ROCKS INTO PLACE


research it

CEITEDMOFO
06-08-2011, 10:19 PM
CHECK OUT THIS VID LOUiS THE SHIT I TOLD U MONTHS AGO
gGR-OIPeyTk

P.S FRANKLIN AND BASH HAS THE HOT WOMAN FROM THE OTHER GUYS IN THIS EPISODE
SHES A FUCKIN HOT BLUE EYED DEMON
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http://tvdramawatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/NatalieZea.jpg

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ITS Christinith!!!!
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Christinith!!!!

CEITEDMOFO
06-08-2011, 10:37 PM
YOUR A REAL LIFE HOMOSEXUAL

GOD MADE ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND StEVE

ALIENS WERE THE NEPHILEM FROM THE BIBLE, THEY HAD SEX WITH MAN AND MADE GIANT CHILDREN AND THEY WERE GODS ON EARTH AND TAUGHT THERE FATHERs ALIEN KNOWTHELEDGe TO BUILD PYRMIDS

ALSO THEY ARE WHITE DEMoNS PEACE

CEITEDMOFO
06-08-2011, 10:50 PM
ALIEN ABDUCTEE HICKS ARE NOT GONNA DEBUNK ALIENS

8XP4gWpyIww

EAGLE EYE
06-08-2011, 10:58 PM
i understand that you think you understand but you don't




oh and for one final kicker every one who had sex with an angel regardless of there gender are homosexual angels have both male and female genitalia and angels are IT not ET they are from this earth just like the Hyne they were the other intelligent life forms made on earth

there lineage is as follows

wolf/demon bloodline ---Hyne (Odin/Zeus/Susanoo) and other so called pagan gods belonged to this line

abstract a construction of energy bloodline-- (angels/fairy/muses) they are a thought chances are they are not real

monkey blood line------ humans


hows the liquor store profits?

sand wigger.

CEITEDMOFO
06-08-2011, 11:01 PM
YOU SAYIN LOUIs IS GENERAL WISE? NO WAY, GENERAL WISE WAS FUNNY, THIS DUDE LOUIS IS A WEIRD BISEXUAL GAY
MtV5tEPuhTA

EAGLE EYE
06-08-2011, 11:07 PM
RoFiLL

Sand people and proxies don't mix. Its 2011, rapture is near and we've been investigating these psuedo-SOAF Femme trails for eons mah bean dick fiend.

but these trails..

They smell like springtime skampoes





ps..

EAGLE EYE
06-08-2011, 11:10 PM
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EAGLE EYE
06-08-2011, 11:15 PM
the Niphil are dead god killed them all and no more angel will betray and decide to get with humanity out of fear of gods judgment

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SKAMPOE
06-08-2011, 11:19 PM
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CEITEDMOFO
06-08-2011, 11:24 PM
THE CHILDREN OF THE NEPHILIM WERE THE GODLIKE ONEs AKA CHILDREN OF DEMONS
60TNDU2ZJl4

EAGLE EYE
06-08-2011, 11:28 PM
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TheBoarzHeadBoy
06-09-2011, 12:03 AM
I enjoy a half baked mythology discussion, I honestly do, but we ought to know this stuff is ridiculous.

SKAMPOE
06-09-2011, 12:04 AM
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EAGLE EYE
06-09-2011, 12:08 AM
wyUqmXZLnpI

SKAMPOE
06-09-2011, 12:20 AM
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ALCATRAZ
06-09-2011, 12:29 AM
*slowly backs out of thread*

EAGLE EYE
06-09-2011, 12:42 AM
*slowly backs out of thread*


*slowly places luke warm yam in ALCZ booty hole*

*watches from a distance to see if the skampoes takes the booty-bait, and breaks yam wit bros*

CEITEDMOFO
06-09-2011, 12:43 AM
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EAGLE EYE
06-09-2011, 12:54 AM
not sure if those 0dd fagdroid phones have the mobile mouse app i bought today

i can poop and pump the volume, or control my tv, computers from the phone.


shake the phone = full track pad

even has built in buttons for Firefag/ iTaint






RIP Louis Cipher

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06-09-2011, 12:55 AM
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EAGLE EYE
06-09-2011, 01:16 AM
there hast to be demon seed in your mouth louisville juggler

SKAMPOE
06-09-2011, 01:23 AM
not sure if those 0dd fagdroid phones have the mobile mouse app i bought today

i can poop and pump the volume, or control my tv, computers from the phone.


Shake the phone = full track pad

even has built in buttons for firefag/ itaint






rip louis cipher
right on

IrOnMaN
06-09-2011, 08:05 AM
Jesus was real, aliens aren't real. They were made up for the purpose of entertainment.

Well, maybe Mars and Saturn's moon Titan have/had signs of life. Our water came from comets and volcanism. Hell, water is all around the Solar System and beyond. Why is Earth the only planet with life? It's because Earth is in the perfect location from the sun. Not to cold and not to hot.

Mumm Ra
06-09-2011, 08:36 AM
aliens are real, jesus wasn't real. He was made up for the purpose of enslavement.

IrOnMaN
06-09-2011, 08:43 AM
aliens are real, jesus wasn't real. He was made up for the purpose of enslavement.

How exactly are aliens real? Enslavement? That's new.

Mumm Ra
06-09-2011, 08:45 AM
How exactly was jesus real? Entertainment? That's old.

cutn' heads
06-09-2011, 08:48 AM
its a shame that this thread is full of louis posts. i would've liked to have read it.

IrOnMaN
06-09-2011, 08:55 AM
How exactly was jesus real? Entertainment? That's old.


Jesus was real. There is documentation that proves that he existed. There are stories about him. It's all there. You believed that Moses existed, right?

cutn' heads
06-09-2011, 08:59 AM
jesus was probably not real.

Mumm Ra
06-09-2011, 08:59 AM
you didn't miss anything cutnheads its a pretty retarded 3 pages of nothing

Tetrus - to be fair, i dont know that aliens are real. just like you dont know that jesus was real.
but i do know there's an infinite combination of circumstances in space and time for the development of life to occur elsewhere than earth. i like those odds better than the odds that a set of mythological traits assigned to the name Jesus, which were assigned to mythological figures thousands of years before him, actually appeared in a real man named Jesus that nobody ever wrote of in his lifetime.

There is documentation that proves that he existed.
please provide documentation. and it better be dna, otherwise you better go read the definition of proof.

There are stories about him.
there are stories about a Cat in a Hat.
Is the Cat in the Hat real, Tectrus?
Do tall tales prove things nowadays, or are you just trying to satisfy your emotions?

did anybody who knew Jesus in his lifetime ever write about their interaction with Jesus?

IrOnMaN
06-09-2011, 09:10 AM
you didn't miss anything cutnheads its a pretty retarded 3 pages of nothing

Tetrus - to be fair, i dont know that aliens are real. just like you dont know that jesus was real.
but i do know there's an infinite combination of circumstances in space and time for the development of life to occur elsewhere than earth. i like those odds better than the odds that a set of mythological traits assigned to the name Jesus, which were assigned to mythological figures thousands of years before him, actually appeared in a real man named Jesus that nobody ever wrote of in his lifetime.


please provide documentation. and it better be dna, otherwise you better go read the definition of proof.


there are stories about a Cat in a Hat.
Is the Cat in the Hat real, Tectrus?
Do tall tales prove things nowadays, or are you just trying to satisfy your emotions?

did anybody who knew Jesus in his lifetime ever write about their interaction with Jesus?

All right. Do you believe that Muhammad existed?

Mumm Ra
06-09-2011, 09:13 AM
i honestly have no idea with no inclination towards one way or another

haven't studied his stories at all

im not sure why you're asking

IrOnMaN
06-09-2011, 09:25 AM
Because Muhammed and Moses were prophets, so was Jesus. You guys want footage, pictures, and DNA of these people to prove their existence. All right.


/builds a time machine

cutn' heads
06-09-2011, 09:34 AM
i bet you have fallen for nigerian email scams before.

IrOnMaN
06-09-2011, 09:41 AM
i bet you have fallen for nigerian email scams before.

No, I haven't.

Mumm Ra
06-09-2011, 09:58 AM
Because Muhammed and Moses were prophets, so was Jesus. You guys want footage, pictures, and DNA of these people to prove their existence. All right.


/builds a time machine
hey i dont have footage or dna of Shakespeare but i can come up with some reasonable explanations for him being a real person. he left behind works, people knew him while he was alive, there's documentation of his death.

do you know how much of a sore-thumb you'd be with jesus powers two thousand years ago?? and NOBODY wrote of such things in his time?

hell there's more extensive records of 3-4 thousand year old egyptian kings who probably did less than jesus did if he was real.

Frank Sobotka
06-09-2011, 10:32 AM
hey i dont have footage or dna of Shakespeare but i can come up with some reasonable explanations for him being a real person. he left behind works, people knew him while he was alive, there's documentation of his death.

do you know how much of a sore-thumb you'd be with jesus powers two thousand years ago?? and NOBODY wrote of such things in his time?

hell there's more extensive records of 3-4 thousand year old egyptian kings who probably did less than jesus did if he was real.How can you compare an egyptian king to a traveling magician?

Mumm Ra
06-09-2011, 11:02 AM
hey now
a travelling alien magician

be respectful

cutn' heads
06-09-2011, 11:05 AM
lol.

EAGLE EYE
06-09-2011, 02:30 PM
i bet you have fallen for nigerian email scams before.

Hahaha

PANDA PISS
06-09-2011, 07:57 PM
I'm disappointed that only a few people have agreed with me. Seriously ET is about Jesus returning.

You can't deny theres some weird shit going on these days

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Disclaimer: We all are flawed. I'm gonna watch Superman 2 in a minute. Kneel before Zod.

RzaRectum
06-10-2011, 02:18 AM
I'm disappointed that only a few people have agreed with me. Seriously ET is about Jesus returning.


I don't know about the ET shit, but I have stumbled on to that "Jesus/Spaceship" theory myself recently. It started when I was reading Genesis and began asking self questions about the Nephilim. I said "Self, who were the Nephlim?" Then I began asking if Goliath was a descendant of the Nephilim since they too were said to be giants. After picking apart Genesis and the words chosen to represent different elements of the story (like how the women were described (("daughters of men")), how the men were described, and the usage of who were the "sons of God" in the same passages, etc..)

And how come the Nephilim were wiped from the face of the earth during the flood relevant to Noah's Ark, yet the Nephlim appeared yet again after the flood. How did this happen? Hmm..

But then.. this is the wrong forum for this discussion.

Dokuro
06-10-2011, 04:26 AM
Goliath was one of the last Niphil he was Ose son he was born after the flood just because the Niphil and reprobates were killed doesn't mean god killed all of the fallen

supposedly there are some fallen alive today who hows to say they couldn't fall in love with a human again

Azazel
Gadriel

are said to be alive and still walking the earth

the last Grigori to be killed was
Chazaqiel apparently ou was Grigori Rasputin (funny i know) but apparently Chaza gave ou's life for that revolution sad it was a failure though

does that help with your question rectum

RzaRectum
06-10-2011, 11:42 AM
Actually, I already have my own answers to those questions. In terms of that post, they were rhetorical questions, really. I wasn't intending to ask this question.

The Book of Enoch drops a lot info. I want to go back and read through it.


I do have a question tho..
Goliath had 4 brothers. How were they considered last of the Nephlim? Simply they were Giants?

Sidebar:

1 Samuel 17:26 (NIV)
David asked the men standing near him, "What will be done for the man who kills this Philistine and removes this disgrace from Israel? Who is this uncircumcised Philistine that he should defy the armies of the living God?"

Clearly David could see Goliath's giant cock from a distance.. but I digress..


Here are some interesting questions.. The tribe of Judah was said to be black. Black Jews were found in Ethiopia worshipping in the Jew faith. Are any of the other 12 tribes whoite? It is said that the Jews run Hollywood. If the real Jews are Black, who's really running Hollywood?

CEITEDMOFO
06-10-2011, 03:59 PM
ALIENs

PANDA PISS
06-10-2011, 04:19 PM
Christ, I think Jews are very underrepresented in Hollywood what with Spike Lee and all. Its unlikely that Jesus was black. Think about it.

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j46/paimei_2006/newpic001.jpg

Or he wouldn't look like this.

CEITEDMOFO
06-10-2011, 04:46 PM
THAT MAGAZINE WAS JEHOVAHS WITNESS A RELIGION MADE UP IN THE 60s

RzaRectum
06-11-2011, 12:51 AM
Christ, I think Jews are very underrepresented in Hollywood what with Spike Lee and all. Its unlikely that Jesus was black. Think about it.

Are you kidding me? You'd get ostracized in Hollywood saying some racist shit about a Jew. Not mentioning labeled Anti-Semetic to boot. You'd have to be Sasha Cohen to get away with that.

And no one here said Jesus was black. You're mixing up the Jesus=Alien and Ironman=ET's Dick threads.

Poison Flowerz!
06-11-2011, 02:50 AM
Jesus was real, aliens aren't real.

lololololololololololololololol


lololol

Poison Flowerz!
06-11-2011, 02:54 AM
PLQF-4uyD4Y

Nroo-i8t8vg

Poison Flowerz!
06-11-2011, 03:03 AM
by the way, every star you have ever seen in the sky is only in our galaxy. look at all those galaxies in the film.. nah definitely nothing there

CEITEDMOFO
06-11-2011, 08:53 AM
B29H-5_gwsQ

PANDA PISS
06-11-2011, 12:16 PM
Are you kidding me? You'd get ostracized in Hollywood saying some racist shit about a Jew. Not mentioning labeled Anti-Semetic to boot. You'd have to be Sasha Cohen to get away with that.

And no one here said Jesus was black. You're mixing up the Jesus=Alien and Ironman=ET's Dick threads.

I didn't say anything anti-semitic. Where do you get that from? The only thing ostrich sized is my cock. Don't be so sensitive, christ people say shit about every other race on here and in real life daily, but you get your panties in a bunch when I make an innocent comment about the film industry.

Tons of peple think jesus is black, some of them in this forum. Some celebrities: Clipse, Kevin Smith, Ghostface Killah, Everlast, Oprah Winfrey (probably).

Watchtower would have you believe he looks like Chuck Norris.

Jesus most likely was an alien, and we could all have been descended from aliens.

JRTH9D0epTs

Jesus just came back that one time to get us back on the right track. I think his next visit will coincide with a Wacka Flocka Flame album release.

RzaRectum
06-12-2011, 02:28 AM
I didn't say anything anti-semitic. Where do you get that from? The only thing ostrich sized is my cock. Don't be so sensitive, christ people say shit about every other race on here and in real life daily, but you get your panties in a bunch when I make an innocent comment about the film industry.

Tons of peple think jesus is black, some of them in this forum. Some celebrities: Clipse, Kevin Smith, Ghostface Killah, Everlast, Oprah Winfrey (probably).

Watchtower would have you believe he looks like Chuck Norris.

Jesus most likely was an alien, and we could all have been descended from aliens.

JRTH9D0epTs

Jesus just came back that one time to get us back on the right track. I think his next visit will coincide with a Wacka Flocka Flame album release.

Ahahahahah! I don't know how this discussion got off track. I wasn't accusing you of saying anything anti-semetic. I was merely alluding to the fact that white-jews get THEIR shit bunched up in Hollywood when someone says or does something anti-semetic. I was trying to drive a point home to show you that jews are NOT under-represented in Hollywood. You got your facts backwards on that one. Truth is, you could be blackballed in Hollywood for doing something like that. So if anything, the white-jews are OVER-represented.

Side bar.. Cocks are like Leadership, if you have to say you are.. then you're not..

PANDA PISS
06-12-2011, 08:07 AM
the white-jews are OVER-represented.
Next time I'll try and make my sarcasm clearer. I'll post a picture of Jon Stewart whenever I'm being ironic. Reading the credits of your average american sitcom reads like an RSVP list to a barmitzvah. And i'm still not being anti-semitic cos many of my heroes are jews: Katie Couric, Mike D, Pauly Shore etc.

And as for my cock.

"Cocks are like Leadership, if you have to say you are.. then you're not"

If you have to say you're leadership then you're not leadership?
Oh, If you have to say you're the leader then you're not. Why did my old boss start almost every sentence with "As your boss" then. He definitely got paid more than me. But how does this relate to my cock?

















http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j46/paimei_2006/daily460.jpg.

RzaRectum
06-14-2011, 02:07 AM
ALIENs
Lol! Nigga, you gonna have to do better than that if you want anyone to take your arguement seriously. At least put up a video or copy and paste an article w/(dookie)leenks, or something! I'd have to lawlz at the person who blurted shit like this in group discussions of this caliber. Seriously tho, put some substance to your assertions.


Next time I'll try and make my sarcasm clearer. I'll post a picture of Jon Stewart whenever I'm being ironic. Reading the credits of your average american sitcom reads like an RSVP list to a barmitzvah. And i'm still not being anti-semitic cos many of my heroes are jews: Katie Couric, Mike D, Pauly Shore etc.

And as for my cock.

"Cocks are like Leadership, if you have to say you are.. then you're not"

If you have to say you're leadership then you're not leadership?
Oh, If you have to say you're the leader then you're not. Why did my old boss start almost every sentence with "As your boss" then. He definitely got paid more than me. But how does this relate to my cock?


What? Are you playing or are you just fucking dense? The power of leadership is not the same as having the title to a position of authority. If you're the boss and have to fucking remind everyone all the time that they have to listen to you, because your position, then you're NOT a leader. You're just throwing around your title and happen to be the laughing stock to your employees, because you haven't earned their respect. I'll spell the rest of it out, because you still got your head in the sand (much like an ostrich, ironically). Bragging about having a big cock means you don't have much to brag about. Keep talking shit.

























http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j46/paimei_2006/daily460.jpg

Uncle Steezo
06-14-2011, 05:13 AM
my cock is big and yet i brag about it. am i an anomaly or an alien?

PANDA PISS
06-14-2011, 06:47 PM
Lol! Nigga, you gonna have to do better than that if you want anyone to take your arguement seriously. At least put up a video or copy and paste an article w/(dookie)leenks, or something! I'd have to lawlz at the person who blurted shit like this in group discussions of this caliber. Seriously tho, put some substance to your assertions.





What? Are you playing or are you just fucking dense? The power of leadership is not the same as having the title to a position of authority. If you're the boss and have to fucking remind everyone all the time that they have to listen to you, because your position, then you're NOT a leader. You're just throwing around your title and happen to be the laughing stock to your employees, because you haven't earned their respect. I'll spell the rest of it out, because you still got your head in the sand (much like an ostrich, ironically). Bragging about having a big cock means you don't have much to brag about. Keep talking shit.

























http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j46/paimei_2006/daily460.jpg

You know you're not telling me anything, right?

CEITEDMOFO
06-14-2011, 10:16 PM
ELiOHIEMS

RzaRectum
06-16-2011, 10:52 AM
my cock is big and yet i brag about it. am i an anomaly or an alien?

Inferiority complex. Sexually you don't feel deserving.. Then again, poast pric or it didn't happen..