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RzaRectum
06-10-2011, 12:16 PM
What would you do if someone told you to bring them another dude's foreskin?


1 Samuel 18:25 (NIV)
Saul replied, "Say to David, 'The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.'" Saul's plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines.


1 Samuel 18:27
David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.



Build..

TSA
06-10-2011, 12:17 PM
http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/prepar%20your%20anus/grand/prepar_anus_78789.gif

RzaRectum
06-10-2011, 12:34 PM
You have been summoned, fagg:lmao:t.

http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=108635

TSA
06-10-2011, 12:40 PM
http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/armpit-woman.jpg

RzaRectum
06-10-2011, 12:59 PM
http://www.taraariano.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/foreskin.jpg

Frank Sobotka
06-10-2011, 02:39 PM
22:28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;22:29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

Got Caught raping a girl? It's cool just buy her from her father.

MAYOR QUIMBY
06-10-2011, 11:59 PM
Deuteronomy 23:1

No one whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off shall be admitted to the assembly of the LORD.