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Crackhead Bob
06-10-2011, 04:56 PM
After the aliens pick up me and STYLE and you're all dead and gone.






























Post in this thread and I'll delicately write your eulogy.


I'm sorry, and STYLE and our friends the Grays are sorry. We tried to warn you.
http://www.crystalinks.com/grayeyes2.jpg

Look,

Baby did you hear that yea baby I heard it too
Look out the window golly the sky is electric blue
Mamma Earth is dyin and cryin because of you
Rainin cats and jackles all shackles disintegrate, to residue
Silly mortals haven't a clue
as to what the fuck is goin on
I'm on the telephone, dialin the Dungeon
"Hello?" This Dre, bring the MP and the SP
Meet me at the center of the earth and travel carefully
Baby grab the baby cause baby it ain't much time
Mamma Earth is tossin and turnin and that's our sign
Omega Nigga IFO's are landin in Decatur
Hope I'm not over your head but if so you will catch on later
Play the track, guess she could not take it anymo'
Rapin her heavenly body like a hoe, coochie so'
from niggaz constantly fuckin her never lovin her never showin
appreciation bustin nuts in her face when they done


Outkast tried to warn you too.


http://zatoonblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/up-outkastLG.jpg

EAGLE EYE
06-10-2011, 06:53 PM
Well, when the UFO picks you two up for the honeymoon, I'll probably be mean muggin while I drink a zima and play LFO's greatest hits

NHuGG_FsC20

BASCO
06-10-2011, 06:54 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/06/Indian_family_in_Brazil_posed_in_front_of_hut.jpg

COLVS3AsXG0

Crackhead Bob
06-10-2011, 07:05 PM
KLF is gonna rock ya Robbeh.
RPjggN-KByI
They tried to warn you.

Me and STYLE will send postcards to your charred planet from Mu Mu land.

Crackhead Bob
06-10-2011, 07:32 PM
LXEOESuiYcA

praise the almitey W
06-10-2011, 07:44 PM
didn't rebecca black warn us too? And I already knew about the aliens coming but i didn't call them right away when i was supposed to.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-11-2011, 01:42 AM
make sure you tell them of my victories and the process of me growing as a person while i matured on wu-corp... LOL then again ill prolly be swaggin wiff a reptilian bitch and a space demon when dis shit is happenin

CEITEDMOFO
06-11-2011, 12:49 PM
ETS ARE DEMONs
ROFL@ LFO

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ShaDynasty
06-11-2011, 01:06 PM
This is Brock before he posts on Wucorp

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EAGLE EYE
06-11-2011, 01:12 PM
[QUOTE=CEITEDMOFO;2110541]ETS ARE DEMONs
ROFL@ LFO

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Haha

This will be the video that makes the case for her to be committed. She obviously suffers from mania/psychosis.

CEITEDMOFO
06-11-2011, 01:20 PM
This is Brock before he posts on Wucorp

KvKbvTjAV_I

LoL

EAGLE EYE
06-11-2011, 01:26 PM
I'm really not surprised the bi-god and chubby lesbian lookin' kid are exploiting this mentally ill hood rat for swagging rights and IHOP coupons.

ALCATRAZ
06-11-2011, 01:27 PM
This is Brock before he posts on Wucorp

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ahahahaahahahaha

EAGLE EYE
06-11-2011, 01:31 PM
Lololololololol

Mumm Ra
06-11-2011, 08:00 PM
This is Brock before he posts on Wucorp

KvKbvTjAV_I

lmao

Crackhead Bob
06-12-2011, 12:35 AM
Well, when the UFO picks you two up for the honeymoon, I'll probably be mean muggin while I drink a zima and play LFO's greatest hits

NHuGG_FsC20
As promised...


Robert Tallywacker Sinclair was a fun loving dinosaur and tech enthusiast who lost his life well before his time after suffering from self-emaciation. Robert apparently lost his life after hacking onto Wade's computer and stealing all of his Hentai porn. He locked himself in his room and masturbated furiously for days, forgetting things like eating, drinking and going to the bathroom. When he was found his once black keyboard was caked with gallons of dried semen and sweat and he lay hopelessly in a pile of his own shit, a mere 86 pounds. Robby struggled his whole life thanks to massive chin syndrome which made even the simplest things like finding a bike helmet with an adequate chin strap, exceedingly difficult. Even pretending to be Eminem's cousin during the height of his popularity, couldn't get him laid. Robbeh died alone, a virgin, with a chin bigger than his dick. Rest in peace big guy.

Crackhead Bob
06-12-2011, 12:42 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/06/Indian_family_in_Brazil_posed_in_front_of_hut.jpg

COLVS3AsXG0

Tobasco "basco" Jones was a hot sauce enthusiast. Unfortunately his asshole ran into the wrong chili, and swelled shut causing his constipated body to burst from the inside. Nobody noticed though, because they always thought he was full of shit anyway. His family has decided to cremate his remains and use the ashes for their litterbox. RIP, whoever the hell you are.

RIINě
06-12-2011, 01:12 AM
hmmm very interesting!!!

PShttp://www.mediafire.com/?jn9fz3zz4ifi7dn

EAGLE EYE
06-12-2011, 01:31 AM
Worries me when Brock starts writing these Choose Your Own Adventure things. It could be the manic depression kicking in.

Or Post-Avatar Blues.

Crackhead Bob
06-12-2011, 07:50 AM
It's a eulogy retard, relax. You don't have a choice in the matter, faggot.

EAGLE EYE
06-12-2011, 01:53 PM
Well juice pig

I guess your right lol

Crackhead Bob
06-12-2011, 02:01 PM
No prob bruh. So whaddaya think Robbegh? Did I capture your essence well?

EAGLE EYE
06-12-2011, 02:05 PM
Let's make it a biopic

food for thought
06-13-2011, 06:27 AM
This is Brock before he posts on Wucorp

KvKbvTjAV_I

aaAHAHAHAHA !!