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Socrates92
06-18-2011, 01:48 PM
Bit of a strange question here.

My girl loves giving me head, and I love it back obviously.

She's a swallower. Afterwards though she always expects a kiss. FUCK THAT.

Do any of you kiss after it? I insist on her washing her mouth out before my mouth goes anywhere near hers.

check two
06-18-2011, 01:50 PM
I usually get head from humans

Socrates92
06-18-2011, 01:57 PM
lol, dick

check two
06-18-2011, 02:06 PM
lol @ editing it

Socrates92
06-18-2011, 02:07 PM
lol at your helpful answers you lil virgin

APOLLO STASH
06-18-2011, 02:08 PM
i've kissed a girl after she sucked the ol' johnny applehead


problem?

Lex Lugor
06-18-2011, 02:09 PM
Your sperm isnt yukky ynaw meee? Go head, give her a kiss, she just had your crusty knob in her mouth its the least you could do after all.. And afterwards, visit the famed tsa staple thread, and give us your insights as to how it tasted..

check two
06-18-2011, 02:15 PM
lol at your helpful answers you lil virgin

lol how fat is this girl? how fat are we talking about? lol

Lex Lugor
06-18-2011, 02:19 PM
haha

Lex Lugor
06-18-2011, 02:21 PM
you know checks on to something, ive only known fat whoight gurlz to swallow the whole damn load.

Olive Oil Goombah
06-18-2011, 02:22 PM
check two there is not way you have much, if any, experience with woman.

Lex Lugor
06-18-2011, 02:23 PM
you know checks on to something, ive only known fat whoight gurlz to swallow the whole damn load.














































http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2415/wekeepdatwhitegirlwq0.jpg

see what I mean

check two
06-18-2011, 02:30 PM
Nicky can't even get a fat white girl to give him a blow job hahahaha

I think most girls swallow.. whether fat white, black weave, spanish alien looking sunglasses, won ton, etc. Though if the girl doesn't swallow, push her out of your car and drive off.

Socrates92
06-18-2011, 02:34 PM
I think most girls swallow.. whether fat white, black weave, spanish alien looking sunglasses, won ton, etc. Though if the girl doesn't swallow, push her out of your car and drive off.

This I agree with. If I'm giving you my goods fucking enjoy it bitch, but I don't want any refunds.

Olive Oil Goombah
06-18-2011, 02:37 PM
Nicky can't even get a fat white girl to give him a blow job hahahaha

I think most girls swallow.. whether fat white, black weave, spanish alien looking sunglasses, won ton, etc. Though if the girl doesn't swallow, push her out of your car and drive off.

this retort further strengthens my stance that you may indeed be a virgin.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
06-18-2011, 02:44 PM
fucking kissing after, she needs to take a bath,brush her teeth like 4 times before thall happen...i however enjoy eating girls out...its an art ive enjoyed mastering bong bong

check two
06-18-2011, 02:50 PM
Socrisp, what if the girl is italian or something and looks like 77' Chewbaca down there, do you back pedal and haul ass?

RADIOACTIVE MAN
06-18-2011, 02:52 PM
yea check, even i got standards when it comes to that..thats why i start by kissing em all over to get a smell and feel of whats going on there....i dontget caught in the amazon fam,no way

Mai Wang Tu Phat
06-18-2011, 02:55 PM
The only girl to ever give me a blowjob couldn't even make me cum.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
06-18-2011, 02:56 PM
i dont care if its takes the whole day,they gonna make sure i cum...fuck that,those fucking mouths yap all day,they better do something useful for once and do it right

Edgar Erebus
06-18-2011, 03:45 PM
Yeah I kissed a girl a lotta times after a blowjob. No big deal, it tastes pretty much like raw egg.

Except after a cigarette, for some reason then it tastes like she was chewing tobacco.

PANDA PISS
06-18-2011, 05:45 PM
Can't you just tell the bitch to leave after?

RADIOACTIVE MAN
06-18-2011, 05:53 PM
precisely

JASPER
06-18-2011, 06:49 PM
The only girl to ever give me a blowjob couldn't even make me cum.
http://webservice.imagesauce.net/image/120160/400x.jpg

Dr Sleepwalker
06-18-2011, 08:40 PM
The only girl to ever give me a blowjob couldn't even make me cum.

lmao

Mai Wang Tu Phat
06-18-2011, 09:37 PM
She sucked, in both possible ways.

IRONFLAGCHIEF36
06-18-2011, 09:57 PM
hell to the nizzo

PALEFORCE
06-18-2011, 10:05 PM
i want to ask why the fuck dudes are fucking for more than 6 minutes tops?

you can get the job done for both parties involved in less than that

all these songs about fucking snatch till the crack of dawn and all that bullshit, really what the fuck are you doing besides wasting time?

PALEFORCE
06-18-2011, 10:06 PM
The only girl to ever give me a blowjob couldn't even make me cum.

your gay dude, its ok, nobody cares, just dont stand too close behind me

PALEFORCE
06-18-2011, 10:13 PM
hahahaa

bitches checking my computer and shit

Mai Wang Tu Phat
06-18-2011, 10:17 PM
your gay dude, its ok, nobody cares, just dont stand too close behind me

Well the fact that I've had sex with her a for a year leading up to that. I'd say you're wrong.

IrOnMaN
06-19-2011, 12:34 PM
i want to ask why the fuck dudes are fucking for more than 6 minutes tops?

you can get the job done for both parties involved in less than that

all these songs about fucking snatch till the crack of dawn and all that bullshit, really what the fuck are you doing besides wasting time?

So, you're a minute man, right? It takes an average female 20 minutes to orgasm, I believe. For men, on average, it takes us 5-10 to orgasm, I believe. With females, you have to hit certain spots the correct way in order to make them feel good. It'll take longer than 6-10 minutes to do that. If you can bang a chick for 20-30 non-stop, you're fine. If you have a ball sack full of semen (you haven't busted in weeks. It's all heavy sperm build up), then you're doing excellent! Six minutes won't cut it. She'll stop talking to you.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
06-19-2011, 12:41 PM
i make chicks orgasm in 5 minutes....it takes a real man to make a woman kiss ya dick and tell you that you are her God

TSA
06-19-2011, 12:53 PM
no it doesn't

RADIOACTIVE MAN
06-19-2011, 01:04 PM
it does, in America, try getting respect from a chick when u a weak pantsy and tell me how that works out for u

IrOnMaN
06-19-2011, 01:48 PM
i make chicks orgasm in 5 minutes.

I did this once, but I didn't have that much in the tanks.


it does, in America, try getting respect from a chick when u a weak pantsy and tell me how that works out for u


If he can't hold it down in the bedroom, she'll find another guy who can. The samething applies to women. She'll just use the guy who's sexually weak for money.

check two
06-19-2011, 02:00 PM
^^

I doubt that applies to fat girls. They are so insecure, it wouldn't matter what their boyfriend was like in the bedroom or anywhere else. Hence, their gravitation towards dudes in orange jumpsuits.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
06-19-2011, 02:01 PM
Lmfao

8
06-19-2011, 03:15 PM
I kissed my bitch in the heat of the moment after she swallowed and had a little cum on the lips*D. That was sexy.

IrOnMaN
06-19-2011, 03:26 PM
^^

I doubt that applies to fat girls. They are so insecure, it wouldn't matter what their boyfriend was like in the bedroom or anywhere else. Hence, their gravitation towards dudes in orange jumpsuits.

Actually, Check, it does apply to fat chicks. Most fat chicks have a self-absorbed and stuck up mentality. They believe that EVERY man who looks and them, stands next to them, or walks past them wants them. So, they have a lot of men to pick and choose from.

Mai Wang Tu Phat
06-19-2011, 03:27 PM
i make chicks orgasm in 5 minutes

I can only do this when I eat 'em out.

IrOnMaN
06-19-2011, 03:29 PM
I can only do this when I eat 'em out.

To be honest, I can too.:mmmyah:

Olive Oil Goombah
06-19-2011, 03:54 PM
you showed your dick to men online.


in order to accomplish this, you masterbated to achieve an erection with wucorp in mind.


i doubt you eat pussy

IrOnMaN
06-19-2011, 04:25 PM
i doubt you eat pussy

I know what you're trying to accomplish, Nick. You want me to post a picture of me giving oral sex to a chick. You're so predictable.:{

food for thought
06-19-2011, 04:27 PM
ahahah

BASCO
06-19-2011, 04:44 PM
Hahahahahahahah

Olive Oil Goombah
06-19-2011, 04:57 PM
I know what you're trying to accomplish, Nick. You want me to post a picture of me giving oral sex to a chick. You're so predictable.:{

LOL! Do it!


that'd be alot better than your ET schlong or the geology degree from wayne state

diggy
12-26-2011, 01:34 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2e/AndriesBothLicehunting.jpg/459px-AndriesBothLicehunting.jpg

SKAMPOE
12-26-2011, 04:44 PM
Bit of a strange question here.

My girl loves giving me head, and I love it back obviously.

She's a swallower. Afterwards though she always expects a kiss. FUCK THAT.

Do any of you kiss after it? I insist on her washing her mouth out before my mouth goes anywhere near hers.

a virgin nerd that watches too much innernet porn^

u prolly love SNOWBALLING:tease:

food for thought
12-26-2011, 04:54 PM
lol^


wasnt it socrates who made the thread about how he did coke and then couldnt sleep? he said he was scared of the shadows or some other feminine shit like that lmao

RADIOACTIVE MAN
12-26-2011, 05:05 PM
diessss

SKAMPOE
12-26-2011, 05:16 PM
ahahahahahahahaha yea thats the same homo lol

cinemapasta
12-26-2011, 06:15 PM
I prefer getting pizzas.

http://static6.depositphotos.com/1085342/582/i/450/dep_5821661-Funny-guy-with-pizza.jpg

check two
12-26-2011, 06:32 PM
I prefer getting pizzas.

http://static6.depositphotos.com/1085342/582/i/450/dep_5821661-Funny-guy-with-pizza.jpg

http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2180504&postcount=34

diggy
12-26-2011, 08:15 PM
http://www.hpvtreatment.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/HPV-Treatment-Anything-You-Need-to-have-to-Know-2776.jpgu

cinemapasta
12-26-2011, 08:37 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/24xph7m.jpg

EAGLE EYE
12-26-2011, 09:19 PM
I know what you're trying to accomplish, Nick. You want me to post a picture of me giving oral sex to a chick. You're so predictable.:{

Lmao

Dr. Simon Hurt
12-26-2011, 09:58 PM
i want to ask why the fuck dudes are fucking for more than 6 minutes tops?

you can get the job done for both parties involved in less than that

all these songs about fucking snatch till the crack of dawn and all that bullshit, really what the fuck are you doing besides wasting time?

hahahaha
what a faygola

JASPER
12-26-2011, 10:22 PM
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2415/wekeepdatwhitegirlwq0.jpg

see what I mean

I know what you're trying to accomplish, Nick. You want me to post a picture of me giving oral sex to a chick. You're so predictable.:{

http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff449/robochrist1/f70c1136.gif


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

RADIOACTIVE MAN
12-26-2011, 10:39 PM
Lmfao you cats is clowning for real

Hollow Dartz
12-26-2011, 10:44 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/24xph7m.jpg
lol haha
Shoutout to my nigga drew brees

back on topic, i love head.
-Hollow Dartz

Charles Barry
12-26-2011, 10:56 PM
Lmfao.

Socrates92
12-27-2011, 01:20 PM
damn

SKAMPOE
12-27-2011, 02:40 PM
hahahahah this fags infatuated wit meh
im flattered

Socrates92
12-27-2011, 02:56 PM
lmao who put the sand in your vagina

cinemapasta
12-27-2011, 03:26 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/16b0dq0.jpg

I GOT SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR A JEWHOVALLAH DAPROPHETT!

EAGLE EYE
12-27-2011, 03:53 PM
Cinenapasta is lex lugor correct?

PANDA PISS
12-27-2011, 04:01 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/16b0dq0.jpg

chick in the background has good lips for head

SKAMPOE
12-27-2011, 04:47 PM
cinemapasta is jasper
jasper is mad cuz i wont get on his beats no more

its so lame that he sees how handsome i am so he has to distort my facial features on the file/shrine he keeps in his harddrive....

im love all the clever photoshops done to my pics but this nigga is wak with it
hatin ass euro fucks lmao




i cee u
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diggy
12-27-2011, 09:24 PM
I admit, Skamp is a cutie!

tekunique
12-27-2011, 09:46 PM
LOL howd i miss this thread....

IrOnMaN
12-28-2011, 07:39 AM
Seriously, FMJ?

SKAMPOE
12-28-2011, 07:43 AM
yea he been gay

Socrates92
12-28-2011, 12:02 PM
Even though I look like a dick for making it, I'm enjoying this thread, good bump Jehova!

Socrates92
12-28-2011, 12:04 PM
chick in the background has good lips for head

lmao

JASPER
12-28-2011, 12:09 PM
chick in the background has good lips for head
You mean that giraffe looking bitch? Hahaha!

EAGLE EYE
12-28-2011, 12:34 PM
I admit, Skamp is a cutie!

Seriously, FMJ?

yea he been gay


lol