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JASPER
06-20-2011, 10:01 PM
>Manage to get an interview at Toys 'R' us
>Forget to set alarm
>Realize the time, and jump out of bed
>Quickly put my stained trousers and crinkled shirt on
>I stink of B.O, spray axe all over
>Shave my beard
>Run as fast as my 300 pound body can to the bus stop
>Full of school kids
>I am now all sweaty and my acne is really bad today
>I smell like shit
>Have to sit next to a group of girls
>The kids spend the whole journey holding their nose and taking pictures
>I get stomach pains from the anxiety
>Get off the bus, I'm 5 minutes late
>Quickly go to the toilet in Toys R Us
>Both cubicals are in use
>Get anxious since I hate urinals
>Decide to hold it in until after the interview
>Catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror
>Spotty, balding, fat, sweaty fuck
>Just ignore it, it's not about looks
>Squeak out "I'm here for the interview..."
>Woman has a slight cringe to her face
>"They have already started, but you should be able to just squeeze in"
>As I'm walking to the interview room hear her say "Maybe he'll squeeze in with a good push first"
>Start to sweat again
>Wipe my forehead, and accidently scratch a big pimple
>It hurts
>Little bit of blood trickling down
>Get to the door
>Oh fuck it's a group interview
>At least 10 people in there
>I'm the only ugly one
>There's no way I can go in without all of them noticing
>Open the door
>A massive creak
>The member of staff stops the talk and they all stare
>"Oh... hello, we've already started, but take a seat"
>Only seat is next to a really hot girl
>She cringes a little and shifts a bit in her chair
>Can't look anyone in the face
>Blush and sweat
>i fucking stink of shit
>Some alpha says "Who you been hanging round with? God."
>Burst into tears
>Run out while farting
>The member of staff locked the door
>Everybody laughs

http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff449/robochrist1/b0f69ac8.jpg

BASCO
06-20-2011, 10:05 PM
lol @ Brock having severe anxiety disorder

EAGLE EYE
06-20-2011, 10:40 PM
hahaha this is gold.

CEITEDMOFO
06-20-2011, 10:55 PM
ROfL

BASCO
06-20-2011, 11:03 PM
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/doughmagnet.png

SKAMPOE
06-21-2011, 01:31 AM
oh woooww this was funny stuff man
repped repped n then repped again
had me dieng

Sky Blue Bally Kid
06-21-2011, 07:14 PM
lmao, this may just be funnier than TSA sending action figure pictures to other corp members to express his feelings.

Maybe...just maybe...

ShaDynasty
06-21-2011, 07:26 PM
Is this from his twitter account? I gotta start following dude.

You know hes not gonna post in this thread.

IrOnMaN
06-21-2011, 07:37 PM
Jasper, you forgot to mention frequent masturbation and porn addiction.

JASPER
06-21-2011, 07:43 PM
Jasper, you forgot to mention frequent masturbation and porn addiction.
http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff449/robochrist1/8af21f72.png

Compulsion
06-21-2011, 07:52 PM
Jasper, you forgot to mention frequent masturbation and porn addiction.

This thread wasn't about you....

IrOnMaN
06-21-2011, 07:57 PM
^Who said anything about this thread being about me? Dude, if you can't read properly, don't say anything.

JASPER
06-21-2011, 07:59 PM
http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff449/robochrist1/4a68400d.jpg

Compulsion
06-21-2011, 08:13 PM
^Who said anything about this thread being about me? Dude, if you can't read properly, don't say anything.

LOL. Not my fault if you can't see the irony of someone who knows the names of every porn star that gets posted on here talking about someone else having a porn fetish. Try using the brain you claim to have.

IrOnMaN
06-21-2011, 08:31 PM
LOL. Not my fault if you can't see the irony of someone who knows the names of every porn star that gets posted on here talking about someone else having a porn fetish. Try using the brain you claim to have.


So, just because I see a few gifs of sex (which aren't many) automatically means that I have a porn fetish versus the people on WTC would are crazy about it? I hate to be the one to break it to you put you don't have all of your facts together. So, don't try to put me on blast out of stupidity because you want to look good. I happen to know the names because of www.Google.com

Use it sometime. You MIGHT learn something.}:|

JASPER
06-21-2011, 08:37 PM
So, just because I see a few gifs of sex (which aren't many) automatically means that I have a porn fetish versus the people on WTC would are crazy about it? I hate to be the one to break it to you put you don't have all of your facts together. So, don't try to put me on blast out of stupidity because you want to look good. I happen to know the names because of www.Google.com (http://www.Google.com)

Use it sometime. You MIGHT learn something.}:|
http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff449/robochrist1/957962b1.jpg

ShaDynasty
10-01-2014, 07:48 PM
>Manage to get an interview at Toys 'R' us
>Forget to set alarm
>Realize the time, and jump out of bed
>Quickly put my stained trousers and crinkled shirt on
>I stink of B.O, spray axe all over
>Shave my beard
>Run as fast as my 300 pound body can to the bus stop
>Full of school kids
>I am now all sweaty and my acne is really bad today
>I smell like shit
>Have to sit next to a group of girls
>The kids spend the whole journey holding their nose and taking pictures
>I get stomach pains from the anxiety
>Get off the bus, I'm 5 minutes late
>Quickly go to the toilet in Toys R Us
>Both cubicals are in use
>Get anxious since I hate urinals
>Decide to hold it in until after the interview
>Catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror
>Spotty, balding, fat, sweaty fuck
>Just ignore it, it's not about looks
>Squeak out "I'm here for the interview..."
>Woman has a slight cringe to her face
>"They have already started, but you should be able to just squeeze in"
>As I'm walking to the interview room hear her say "Maybe he'll squeeze in with a good push first"
>Start to sweat again
>Wipe my forehead, and accidently scratch a big pimple
>It hurts
>Little bit of blood trickling down
>Get to the door
>Oh fuck it's a group interview
>At least 10 people in there
>I'm the only ugly one
>There's no way I can go in without all of them noticing
>Open the door
>A massive creak
>The member of staff stops the talk and they all stare
>"Oh... hello, we've already started, but take a seat"
>Only seat is next to a really hot girl
>She cringes a little and shifts a bit in her chair
>Can't look anyone in the face
>Blush and sweat
>i fucking stink of shit
>Some alpha says "Who you been hanging round with? God."
>Burst into tears
>Run out while farting
>The member of staff locked the door
>Everybody laughs

http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff449/robochrist1/b0f69ac8.jpg


the imagery is epic

5th state
10-01-2014, 08:01 PM
http://www.presidiacreative.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/1-89-500x375.jpg

SKAMPOE
10-02-2014, 11:24 PM
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu79/xsylus/Fat_Celebs/71ce248c.jpg