JASPER
06-20-2011, 09:01 PM
>Manage to get an interview at Toys 'R' us
>Forget to set alarm
>Realize the time, and jump out of bed
>Quickly put my stained trousers and crinkled shirt on
>I stink of B.O, spray axe all over
>Shave my beard
>Run as fast as my 300 pound body can to the bus stop
>Full of school kids
>I am now all sweaty and my acne is really bad today
>I smell like shit
>Have to sit next to a group of girls
>The kids spend the whole journey holding their nose and taking pictures
>I get stomach pains from the anxiety
>Get off the bus, I'm 5 minutes late
>Quickly go to the toilet in Toys R Us
>Both cubicals are in use
>Get anxious since I hate urinals
>Decide to hold it in until after the interview
>Catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror
>Spotty, balding, fat, sweaty fuck
>Just ignore it, it's not about looks
>Squeak out "I'm here for the interview..."
>Woman has a slight cringe to her face
>"They have already started, but you should be able to just squeeze in"
>As I'm walking to the interview room hear her say "Maybe he'll squeeze in with a good push first"
>Start to sweat again
>Wipe my forehead, and accidently scratch a big pimple
>It hurts
>Little bit of blood trickling down
>Get to the door
>Oh fuck it's a group interview
>At least 10 people in there
>I'm the only ugly one
>There's no way I can go in without all of them noticing
>Open the door
>A massive creak
>The member of staff stops the talk and they all stare
>"Oh... hello, we've already started, but take a seat"
>Only seat is next to a really hot girl
>She cringes a little and shifts a bit in her chair
>Can't look anyone in the face
>Blush and sweat
>i fucking stink of shit
>Some alpha says "Who you been hanging round with? God."
>Burst into tears
>Run out while farting
>The member of staff locked the door
>Everybody laughs
http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff449/robochrist1/b0f69ac8.jpg
>Forget to set alarm
>Realize the time, and jump out of bed
>Quickly put my stained trousers and crinkled shirt on
>I stink of B.O, spray axe all over
>Shave my beard
>Run as fast as my 300 pound body can to the bus stop
>Full of school kids
>I am now all sweaty and my acne is really bad today
>I smell like shit
>Have to sit next to a group of girls
>The kids spend the whole journey holding their nose and taking pictures
>I get stomach pains from the anxiety
>Get off the bus, I'm 5 minutes late
>Quickly go to the toilet in Toys R Us
>Both cubicals are in use
>Get anxious since I hate urinals
>Decide to hold it in until after the interview
>Catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror
>Spotty, balding, fat, sweaty fuck
>Just ignore it, it's not about looks
>Squeak out "I'm here for the interview..."
>Woman has a slight cringe to her face
>"They have already started, but you should be able to just squeeze in"
>As I'm walking to the interview room hear her say "Maybe he'll squeeze in with a good push first"
>Start to sweat again
>Wipe my forehead, and accidently scratch a big pimple
>It hurts
>Little bit of blood trickling down
>Get to the door
>Oh fuck it's a group interview
>At least 10 people in there
>I'm the only ugly one
>There's no way I can go in without all of them noticing
>Open the door
>A massive creak
>The member of staff stops the talk and they all stare
>"Oh... hello, we've already started, but take a seat"
>Only seat is next to a really hot girl
>She cringes a little and shifts a bit in her chair
>Can't look anyone in the face
>Blush and sweat
>i fucking stink of shit
>Some alpha says "Who you been hanging round with? God."
>Burst into tears
>Run out while farting
>The member of staff locked the door
>Everybody laughs
http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff449/robochrist1/b0f69ac8.jpg