LOL! A gang-banger took hostages for 16 hours and wrote Facebook updates about it!!

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Jason "JDOG" Valdez took hostage and went into 16-hour standoff with SWAT. He updated his Facebook with statuses and pics of his hostages. Friends told him what SWAT was doing the whole time. SWAT entered, so Valdez attempted suicide by shooting himself in the chest. Valdez is still alive and his family set up a "prayer page" for him on Facebook which has been constantly getting trolled by people from 4Chan!! RRROOOFFFFLLL!!!! Read what people have been posting on his family's prayer page!

His "prayer page:"
http://www.facebook.com/pages/-Prayers-4-Our-Beloved-1-Jason-J-DOG-Valdez-/131131070299804#!/pages/-Prayers-4-Our-Beloved-1-Jason-J-DOG-Valdez-/131131070299804
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Source:
[URL]http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/06/21/main20073133.shtml?tag=cbsContent;cbsCarousel (http://www.facebook.com/pages/-Prayers-4-Our-Beloved-1-Jason-J-DOG-Valdez-/131131070299804#%21/pages/-)

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I think the homies will give him love in prison!

[Rob Belding]

dude probably couldnt handle having a bean dick.

[Frank Sobotka]

Why do people want him to die?
That would only make him less of a failure, I want him to live to fail another day.

[BLACK BART SIMPSON]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/211629_1419873989_857206_q.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/noahzor)Noah Rozelle (http://www.facebook.com/noahzor)
YO DAWG I herd U liek takin hostages and shooting urself in the chest, so i put a bullet in your hostages so whiel you are hostage'in it up you can shoot your self in the chest, dawg

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lol @ that idiot. Not surprised that it was a gang member, as they usually aren't the brightest ones


lol @ his stupid friends tipping him off with Facebook messages, knowing that the police could easily see the messages and charge them with crimes

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http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/211437_100002323640355_3660079_q.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002323640355)
Celac Ockeago (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002323640355)
Since his girlfriend broke up with him i guess you can say.... *puts on sunglasses* He had a hole in his heart

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He even got some help from the outside over the social network: A friend posted that a SWAT officer was hiding in the bushes.

"Thank you homie," Valdez replied. "Good looking out."



bahahahahaha

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He even got some help from the outside over the social network: A friend posted that a SWAT officer was hiding in the bushes.

"Thank you homie," Valdez replied. "Good looking out."



bahahahahaha
lol and smh

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information age is a mf.