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beautifulrock
06-24-2011, 03:56 PM
You logged off the internet and took a shower.

Getting women to sleep with you isn't like tagging water buffalo with a tranq gun. You need to wash your pits and ass crack once in a while son. Take a breather, and stop furiously searching for every article on Wu-Tang that pops up in the cyber world.

benzo
06-24-2011, 04:47 PM
go back to reminiscing over the golden era of porn with your dick in your hand you unfunny son of a bitch

Dr. Simon Hurt
06-24-2011, 05:08 PM
You logged off the internet and took a shower.

Getting women to sleep with you isn't like tagging water buffalo with a tranq gun. You need to wash your pits and ass crack once in a while son. Take a breather, and stop furiously searching for every article on Wu-Tang that pops up in the cyber world.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_02/xfactor_468x340.jpg

beautifulrock
06-24-2011, 05:57 PM
^^^having your parents blame you for their divorce can be rough on a child, so I'll forgive your blind hatred for everything I say and do, Panda.

Frank Sobotka
06-24-2011, 06:58 PM
Uncreative Retaliation is uncreative.

check two
06-24-2011, 07:32 PM
http://fooeyusa.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lars_real_girl.jpg?w=490

Olive Oil Goombah
06-24-2011, 09:20 PM
^^^having your parents blame you for their divorce can be rough on a child, so I'll forgive your blind hatred for everything I say and do, Panda.

ouch

http://fooeyusa.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lars_real_girl.jpg?w=490

hahahaa...hilarious movie.


this is the first time you posted something worthwhile check poo.


congrats!

ShaDynasty
06-24-2011, 09:42 PM
I'd bet money that Art gets more pussy than Brock. Thats not a compliment either.

Having a skanky polish prostitute in your sig ain't cool, I may have caught VD just from looking at that pic. Maybe its advertising for his sister or something.

RUSHING PLATYPUS
06-24-2011, 11:08 PM
http://www.filtsai.com/forester/wrx_struts/stripped_bolt.jpg

beautifulrock
06-24-2011, 11:09 PM
Skanky Parisian prostitute. And you have a homo who died of AIDS in your avitar. That's not a compliment either.

BASCO
06-24-2011, 11:17 PM
Cite My Work Faggot (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=108723)

EAGLE EYE
06-25-2011, 02:15 AM
Brocks nuts look like Argentina or pierced elf ears

IrOnMaN
06-25-2011, 09:05 AM
Skanky Parisian prostitute. And you have a homo who died of AIDS in your avitar. That's not a compliment either.


}:|

beautifulrock
06-25-2011, 03:08 PM
Oh shit! I misspelled a word that was invented 4 years ago. At least I'm not black and butchering the name Frederick Douglass.

check two
06-25-2011, 03:19 PM
g8ffzI2czHs

EAGLE EYE
06-25-2011, 03:22 PM
g8ffzI2czHs


lol WTF did I just witness?

Dr. Simon Hurt
06-25-2011, 03:36 PM
Oh shit! I misspelled a word that was invented 4 years ago.

not to get all pedantic on your doughy and no doubt unwashed ass, but the word 'avatar' comes from hinduism like hundreds of years ago, and has been used in computer gaming since the 80s. fag.

and

having your parents blame you for their divorce can be rough on a child, so I'll forgive your blind hatred for everything I say and do, Panda.

hm. ok.

Dr. Simon Hurt
06-25-2011, 03:38 PM
g8ffzI2czHs

lol wtf

where's the frederick douglass biopic? with morgan freeman, of course.

beautifulrock
06-25-2011, 03:47 PM
not to get all pedantic on your doughy and no doubt unwashed ass, but the word 'avatar' comes from hinduism like hundreds of years ago, and has been used in computer gaming since the 80s. fag.

and



hm. ok.
I haven't been studying Hinduism for like hundreds of years, and am not Robby when it comes to CT, sorry. Can I take you out to Chuck e' Cheese to make up for it? Your mom and I still love you. We just don't love each other anymore, you understand right pal?

EAGLE EYE
06-25-2011, 04:45 PM
You can take me to chuck e' cheese.

I expect a juiceback ride from the car to the front entrance.

Olive Oil Goombah
06-25-2011, 08:31 PM
did comic boy vent about his parents divorce or something?

Or is this just made up insults by basketball shorts guy??

BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-26-2011, 03:46 AM
did comic boy vent about his parents divorce or something?

Or is this just made up insults by basketball shorts guy??

-dead-

EAGLE EYE
06-26-2011, 04:13 AM
did comic boy vent about his parents divorce or something?

Or is this just made up insults by basketball shorts guy??

more than likely it's made up juice pig propaganda





imma snatch this succulent juice pig by it's cankles and stuff its asshole with pineapple before me and general butt naked run game on its doughy flesh.

it gets deeper than rap music

beautifulrock
06-26-2011, 10:25 AM
Robby, you know I would kick the shit outta you, and that ain't propaganda. Thank god you have the comfort of the internet to protect that glass chin of yours.

TSA
06-26-2011, 10:33 AM
could you imagine Beerock's blood sugar levels being a swine-like basement mammal feuled entirely by caprisun?

I don't even think the japs can make a decent candle out of your blubbery interior bro.

Olive Oil Goombah
06-26-2011, 10:40 AM
hahaha.....caprisun fail tantrums would be rampant in that damp, murky cobweb infested basement

IrOnMaN
06-26-2011, 11:07 AM
At least I'm not black

At least I'm not a pasty-smelly-ugly-fat-high blood pressure having-kidney stone developing-combat boot wearing-attic dwelling-beer belly having large chin ass mofo like yourself. I'm a failure? Brock, you should take a look in the mirror. You HAVE FAILED!#(

RUSHING PLATYPUS
06-26-2011, 11:14 AM
you know I would kick the shit outta you

I don't mean to be mean, but we've seen you, and you kicking the shit out of anyone is hard to imagine.

Art Vandelay
06-26-2011, 11:30 AM
http://www.filtsai.com/forester/wrx_struts/stripped_bolt.jpg

haha, rep

beautifulrock
06-26-2011, 12:59 PM
I don't mean to be mean, but we've seen you, and you kicking the shit out of anyone is hard to imagine.It's a fucking joke dummy. I never fought anyone in my life.

beautifulrock
06-26-2011, 01:01 PM
At least I'm not a pasty-smelly-ugly-fat-high blood pressure having-kidney stone developing-combat boot wearing-attic dwelling-beer belly having large chin ass mofo like yourself. I'm a failure? Brock, you should take a look in the mirror. You HAVE FAILED!#(The lack of pussy in your life is causing the wrong head to swell.

Edgar Erebus
06-26-2011, 01:15 PM
Dude, just drop it. It ain't even funny anymore.

Art Vandelay
06-26-2011, 01:58 PM
You logged off the internet and took a shower.

Getting women to sleep with you isn't like tagging water buffalo with a tranq gun.

The lack of pussy in your life is causing the wrong head to swell.

haha, Brock must have finally gotten some stank on his hang low. he's making fun of other people for not getting pussy. look at him all proud of himself now

EAGLE EYE
06-26-2011, 03:33 PM
Robby, you know I would kick the shit outta you, and that ain't propaganda. Thank god you have the comfort of the internet to protect that glass chin of yours.

That would never happen.

Youre a fucking blob of juice flesh.

Dr. Simon Hurt
06-26-2011, 04:38 PM
did comic boy vent about his parents divorce or something?

Or is this just made up insults by basketball shorts guy??

it's the caramel syrup and fluffer nutter induced delusions of a diabetic virgin.

more than likely it's made up juice pig propaganda





imma snatch this succulent juice pig by it's cankles and stuff its asshole with pineapple before me and general butt naked run game on its doughy flesh.

it gets deeper than rap music

jesus old spice...dead.

Dr. Simon Hurt
06-26-2011, 04:41 PM
haha, Brock must have finally gotten some stank on his hang low. he's making fun of other people for not getting pussy. look at him all proud of himself now


http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/shit-just-got-real-doll-12907284019.png

IrOnMaN
06-26-2011, 04:52 PM
I never fought anyone in my life.

As a man, that's not good! I'm being honest. How do you know if you can hold your own if you've never been in a fight before? Think about it.


The lack of pussy in your life is causing the wrong head to swell.

Hmmmm. Well....speak for yourself.#(

BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-26-2011, 08:55 PM
U know its bad when Dr. Strange Dick is sonning u

beautifulrock
06-26-2011, 11:45 PM
Not one of you has anything to be proud of in life. Let's be real.

Robby sits in a pile of dried three day old shit trying to invent different combinations of the words juice pig, diabetic, and raptor jesus to come up with the ultimate non-sequitur sonnage, that is both unfunny and unintelligible. Yet you retards laugh approvingly, because it's the most original thing you could never come up with.

Art Vandalgay is a fat greasy pork sausage chowing midwesterner who excretes cheese throughout his pores. His idea of a date is eating cheetos while masturbating, and licking his fingers at climax. He has never gotten laid, ever. Prove me wrong.

TSA showers so sporadically that he keeps a dick lint colony in his underwear drawer.

and Ironman...well...who the fuck are you trying to make fun of? I pressured you into showing off your dick on a web forum. How serious is that? You and pussy are like polar magnetic opposites. You couldn't get laid in a morgue. You couldn't get laid in a colony of naked fat nymphomaniacs who have a taste for blacknerd scientry. You couldn't get laid on your birthday, in a whorehouse, with a thousand dollars taped to your forehead. I'm just bein' honest Freedrick.

EAGLE EYE
06-26-2011, 11:53 PM
its actually 4 day old shit

EAGLE EYE
06-27-2011, 12:44 AM
Not one of you has anything to be proud of in life. Let's be real.

Robby sits in a pile of dried three day old shit trying to invent different combinations of the words juice pig, diabetic, and raptor jesus to come up with the ultimate non-sequitur sonnage, that is both unfunny and unintelligible. Yet you retards laugh approvingly, because it's the most original thing you could never come up with.

Art Vandalgay is a fat greasy pork sausage chowing midwesterner who excretes cheese throughout his pores. His idea of a date is eating cheetos while masturbating, and licking his fingers at climax. He has never gotten laid, ever. Prove me wrong.

TSA showers so sporadically that he keeps a dick lint colony in his underwear drawer.

and Ironman...well...who the fuck are you trying to make fun of? I pressured you into showing off your dick on a web forum. How serious is that? You and pussy are like polar magnetic opposites. You couldn't get laid in a morgue. You couldn't get laid in a colony of naked fat nymphomaniacs who have a taste for blacknerd scientry. You couldn't get laid on your birthday, in a whorehouse, with a thousand dollars taped to your forehead. I'm just bein' honest Freedrick.


haha, Brocks pissed

http://i54.tinypic.com/jsyhk7.gif

BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-27-2011, 12:57 AM
Not one of you has anything to be proud of in life. Let's be real.

Robby sits in a pile of dried three day old shit trying to invent different combinations of the words juice pig, diabetic, and raptor jesus to come up with the ultimate non-sequitur sonnage, that is both unfunny and unintelligible. Yet you retards laugh approvingly, because it's the most original thing you could never come up with.

Art Vandalgay is a fat greasy pork sausage chowing midwesterner who excretes cheese throughout his pores. His idea of a date is eating cheetos while masturbating, and licking his fingers at climax. He has never gotten laid, ever. Prove me wrong.

TSA showers so sporadically that he keeps a dick lint colony in his underwear drawer.

and Ironman...well...who the fuck are you trying to make fun of? I pressured you into showing off your dick on a web forum. How serious is that? You and pussy are like polar magnetic opposites. You couldn't get laid in a morgue. You couldn't get laid in a colony of naked fat nymphomaniacs who have a taste for blacknerd scientry. You couldn't get laid on your birthday, in a whorehouse, with a thousand dollars taped to your forehead. I'm just bein' honest Freedrick.

tanslation : "SCREW YOU GUYS IM GOING HOME AND IM TAKING MY BALL WITH ME"




































"that'll teach these guys to pick me last"

Dr. Simon Hurt
06-27-2011, 07:47 AM
Not one of you has anything to be proud of in life. Let's be real.

Robby sits in a pile of dried three day old shit trying to invent different combinations of the words juice pig, diabetic, and raptor jesus to come up with the ultimate non-sequitur sonnage, that is both unfunny and unintelligible. Yet you retards laugh approvingly, because it's the most original thing you could never come up with.

Art Vandalgay is a fat greasy pork sausage chowing midwesterner who excretes cheese throughout his pores. His idea of a date is eating cheetos while masturbating, and licking his fingers at climax. He has never gotten laid, ever. Prove me wrong.

TSA showers so sporadically that he keeps a dick lint colony in his underwear drawer.

and Ironman...well...who the fuck are you trying to make fun of? I pressured you into showing off your dick on a web forum. How serious is that? You and pussy are like polar magnetic opposites. You couldn't get laid in a morgue. You couldn't get laid in a colony of naked fat nymphomaniacs who have a taste for blacknerd scientry. You couldn't get laid on your birthday, in a whorehouse, with a thousand dollars taped to your forehead. I'm just bein' honest Freedrick.

http://ramblingsofawannabediyer.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/giddy.jpg

IrOnMaN
06-27-2011, 09:10 AM
Art Vandalgay is a fat greasy pork sausage chowing midwesterner who excretes cheese throughout his pores. His idea of a date is eating cheetos while masturbating, and licking his fingers at climax. He has never gotten laid, ever. Prove me wrong.

Aren't you the one who does this type of stuff often?

http://i1006.photobucket.com/albums/af190/Black-Hunter/Tumblr/tumblr_lmuk7efud31qidsbp.gif



You and pussy are like polar magnetic opposites. You couldn't get laid in a morgue. You couldn't get laid in a colony of naked fat nymphomaniacs who have a taste for blacknerd scientry. You couldn't get laid on your birthday, in a whorehouse, with a thousand dollars taped to your forehead. I'm just bein' honest Freedrick.

Oh, God, this is funny. Brock, I have accomplished more than you in life. That's a fact. If you and I were at a party, I could pull more chicks than you and get laid multiple times in the same night. If I wasn't so stuck up and full of hate, then yeah. Based on your shitty looks, your weak attitude towards life, and your BO, you will not succeed. That's a fact. I'm talking to a guy who worships the Wu-Tang Clan.

Art Vandelay
06-27-2011, 10:10 AM
Art Vandalgay is a fat greasy pork sausage chowing midwesterner who excretes cheese throughout his pores.

while most of that is true, i live about 35 miles east of the midwest. please refer to me as a north easterner



TSA showers so sporadically that he keeps a dick lint colony in his underwear drawer.

wait, i thought it was me who didn't shower...

So, Art Vandalgay it's been a long time since... You logged off the internet and took a shower.

hey it was me




Not one of you has anything to be proud of in life. Let's be real.

Ironman, I pressured you into showing off your dick on a web forum.


well at least YOU have something to be proud of

beautifulrock
06-27-2011, 02:10 PM
Oh, God, this is funny. Brock, I have accomplished more than you in life. That's a fact. If you and I were at a party, I could pull more chicks than you and get laid multiple times in the same night. If I wasn't so stuck up and full of hate, then yeah. Based on your shitty looks, your weak attitude towards life, and your BO, you will not succeed. That's a fact. I'm talking to a guy who worships the Wu-Tang Clan.
Can I quote you on that? Oops, looks like I just did.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
06-27-2011, 07:45 PM
art sonned brock LOL

Olive Oil Goombah
06-27-2011, 08:31 PM
brock, you lost a LOOONG time ago....i dont even think i was a member when this happened.


all I know is that you have made a wu corp living off of being the Corp Globetrotters bitch.


so i guess you've done something with yourself, which is worthwhile. Ya know, besides online poker and getting overly excited for this years AVN awards.



You're teh type of guy that actually reads the articles in Playboy and Maxim and FHM.

beautifulrock
06-27-2011, 08:56 PM
I'm the Washington Generals, and I read. Whoopee.

Olive Oil Goombah
06-27-2011, 09:13 PM
psshh.....can't even give the guy a compliment.

benzo
06-28-2011, 10:20 AM
this thread is the equivalent of Brock lighting himself on fire...

Compulsion
06-28-2011, 11:44 AM
while most of that is true, i live about 35 miles east of the midwest. please refer to me as a north easterner





wait, i thought it was me who didn't shower...



hey it was me






well at least YOU have something to be proud of

Dont forget the track reviews that no one reads.

Mic Tyson
06-28-2011, 06:32 PM
Dont forget the track reviews that no one reads.

this

EAGLE EYE
08-30-2014, 07:37 PM
lol I teared up looking at this old thread realizing there are no longer any more emotionally unstable posters to entertain us because check two bans them all.

Art Vandelay
08-30-2014, 08:12 PM
I wish I could find the thread where Skampoe got pissed at T$A back in the day because T$A made a joke about him on the internet. Skampoe went off saying he's from the streets and he doesn't do shit on the internet when in fact his while life is put on the internet. He met people in real life from the internet.

check two
08-30-2014, 08:16 PM
lol I teared up looking at this old thread realizing there are no longer any more emotionally unstable posters to entertain us because check two bans them all.


I banned them all? I guess me temp. banning a possible brock secondary counts as 'them all'? lol I've been very lenient on the bannings and have brought back people that others have banned(to give another chance) such as sosa, father slime, noel, and more.

ShaDynasty
08-30-2014, 09:33 PM
http://media.giphy.com/media/sW6P26sp3HFvy/giphy.gif

Sky Blue Bally Kid
08-30-2014, 10:11 PM
You couldn't get laid in a morgue.

.

Art Vandelay
08-30-2014, 10:15 PM
lol I teared up looking at this old thread realizing there are no longer any more emotionally unstable posters to entertain us because check two bans them all.

I banned them all? I guess me temp. banning a possible brock secondary counts as 'them all'? lol I've been very lenient on the bannings and have brought back people that others have banned(to give another chance) such as sosa, father slime, noel, and more.

You stand corrected, Robbie. You just found an emotionally disturbed poster.

EAGLE EYE
08-30-2014, 10:53 PM
Haha... That was a little mouse trap I set with my wording. Good catch bruh.

FatherSl!me
08-31-2014, 02:45 AM
Awesome job there chimichanga

check two
08-31-2014, 08:45 AM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2002_Scooby_Doo/2002_Scooby_Doo_253.jpg