Robber Beat Up by Hair Salon Owner and Kept as Sex Slave

[etze]

http://gawker.com/5820419/robber-beat-up-by-hair-salon-owner-and-kept-as-sex-slave

that happened 2 years ago but nvm
it was published today
i just saw it and laughed my ass out

[food for thought]

lol it took me a couple of re-reads to figure out what the title was saying

funniest shit ive heard ina while

[diggy]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSMmCHeauVgrFbEqRx8QV2sDsrp4Lems qAVBNt0uNdwtK_uHwDA

[Dokuro]

heehehehh
could have been worse id have gave him estrogen then sold him to a brazilian pimp