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Mai Wang Tu Phat
07-13-2011, 11:10 AM
Where you do shit that makes you feel like a fucking moron. It happens to everyone.

I had to write a letter to someone, so I finish the letter and write the address on the envelope, but I write it upside down. (A little foreshadowing to how stupid I will be later) So I get a new envelope and write the address down on the new one. I decide not to send the letter for a week, so I put the right letter on my TV and the wrong one of my dresser. Later, I go to take Battlefield Bad Company 2 off the top of my TV and I look at the letter, as I start to walk out, I decide to get The Orange Box as well off of my dresser, forgetting what I did earlier...and I see a letter, and my first serious thought was....holy shit, MY LETTER JUST TELEPORTED.

07-13-2011, 01:31 PM
damn, you one crazy mother fucker.

07-13-2011, 02:40 PM
wow!! how did you do that???

portal gun...?

Mai Wang Tu Phat
07-13-2011, 02:53 PM
Funny thing is, I just played and beat Portal for the first time today.

Sicka than aidZ
07-14-2011, 04:35 AM
:fucku::fucku::fucku::fucku::fucku::fucku::fucku:: fucku::fucku::fucku:

Mr. R&B
07-14-2011, 10:56 AM
I have numerous tard moments throughout the day.

Too many to narrow it down in fact.

07-14-2011, 11:04 AM
i logged on to the wutang corp again....the end

07-15-2011, 07:48 AM
I'm sure I have tons of these. It might take me a minute to remember.

Called up my old girl and halfway thru the conversation, I start calling her a different name confusing her with a girl I was creepin with. It only took a few weeks after that for her to officially dump me.