View Full Version : Shit On/Hit On

07-18-2011, 07:02 PM
Today i got shitted on by a fuckin bird. I also swallowed a bug.

and in the mean time...

lmfao...my girl got hit on by a bird. lol a 15 yr old dyke. i told her, i said "TO bad she's not older hahahaahaahaaha

and my daughter took a shit in her potty and told me she needed rollin paper

07-18-2011, 07:08 PM
what kind of bird was it? generally pigeon shit is the most common they crap tiny, if it was a bigger bird you wouldve known

07-18-2011, 07:11 PM
i dont think it was a pigeon. not sure what it was. maybe it was a dyke too. i dont know

07-18-2011, 07:16 PM
its likely it was a pigeon then because anything else and you wouldve known for sure lol. theyre pretty common at any time really, but especially during summer because of the humid weather and sun light, so yeah probably a pigeon

07-18-2011, 07:20 PM
I got rained on. Rained soaking wet. Then I pissed my pants in public.


Teh KillaBee
07-19-2011, 03:42 AM
a thread about shit, dykes, and pee pee and I still don't have an erection. fags

07-20-2011, 03:58 AM
^Co-signed for once.