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llBARlllCODEll
07-18-2011, 07:02 PM
Today i got shitted on by a fuckin bird. I also swallowed a bug.









and in the mean time...












lmfao...my girl got hit on by a bird. lol a 15 yr old dyke. i told her, i said "TO bad she's not older hahahaahaahaaha



and my daughter took a shit in her potty and told me she needed rollin paper

Fresh
07-18-2011, 07:08 PM
what kind of bird was it? generally pigeon shit is the most common they crap tiny, if it was a bigger bird you wouldve known

llBARlllCODEll
07-18-2011, 07:11 PM
i dont think it was a pigeon. not sure what it was. maybe it was a dyke too. i dont know

Fresh
07-18-2011, 07:16 PM
its likely it was a pigeon then because anything else and you wouldve known for sure lol. theyre pretty common at any time really, but especially during summer because of the humid weather and sun light, so yeah probably a pigeon

JASPER
07-18-2011, 07:20 PM
I got rained on. Rained soaking wet. Then I pissed my pants in public.

http://media.onsugar.com/files/2011/01/03/4/1224/12242261/22d1dbf63071246b_feels-good-head-0-292x300.png

Teh KillaBee
07-19-2011, 03:42 AM
a thread about shit, dykes, and pee pee and I still don't have an erection. fags

RzaRectum
07-20-2011, 03:58 AM
^Co-signed for once.