Shit On/Hit On

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Today i got shitted on by a fuckin bird. I also swallowed a bug.









and in the mean time...












lmfao...my girl got hit on by a bird. lol a 15 yr old dyke. i told her, i said "TO bad she's not older hahahaahaahaaha



and my daughter took a shit in her potty and told me she needed rollin paper

[Fresh]

what kind of bird was it? generally pigeon shit is the most common they crap tiny, if it was a bigger bird you wouldve known

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i dont think it was a pigeon. not sure what it was. maybe it was a dyke too. i dont know

[Fresh]

its likely it was a pigeon then because anything else and you wouldve known for sure lol. theyre pretty common at any time really, but especially during summer because of the humid weather and sun light, so yeah probably a pigeon

[JASPER]

I got rained on. Rained soaking wet. Then I pissed my pants in public.

http://media.onsugar.com/files/2011/01/03/4/1224/12242261/22d1dbf63071246b_feels-good-head-0-292x300.png

[Teh KillaBee]

a thread about shit, dykes, and pee pee and I still don't have an erection. fags

[RzaRectum]

^Co-signed for once.