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beautifulrock
09-11-2011, 10:25 AM
1. “You’re just like Bruce Willis — you were big in the 80s and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher.” — Amy Schumer


2. “If you’re winning, this must not be a child custody hearing. The only time your kids get to see you is in reruns — don’t you want to live to see their first 12 steps?” — Jeff Ross


3. “Brooke Mueller is not very bright unless Charlie throws a lamp at her. … Mike Tyson, your opponents spent more time bleeding in the corner than Charlie’s ex wives.” — Jeff Ross


4. “The only reason you got on TV in the first place is because God hates Michael J. Fox”– Anthony Jeselnik“


5. “Charlie still hasn’t hit rock bottom, he’s is looking forward to it though because he thinks there’s a rock there.” — Steve-O


6. “You dropped out of school faster than Casey Anthony’s kid.” — Anthony Jeselnik


7. “It’s amazing, after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.” — Kate Walsh


8. “Charlie, you claim to have ‘tiger blood,’ but after all the porn stars you’ve banged, it’s probably Tiger Woods’ blood.” — Seth MacFarlane

beautifulrock
09-11-2011, 10:26 AM
Roast is next Monday the 19th on Comedy Central

CEITEDMOFO
09-11-2011, 10:27 AM
VIDEO Or GTFO

JASPER
09-11-2011, 10:29 AM
I really hate this show, but in text format it's not that bad. Clever lines. Especially the first.

beautifulrock
09-11-2011, 10:34 AM
VIDEO Or GTFO
Were you this dumb before you started taking Cholo cock up the ass?

CEITEDMOFO
09-11-2011, 11:11 AM
1. “You’re just like Bruce Willis — you were big in the 80s and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher.” — Amy Schumer


2. “If you’re winning, this must not be a child custody hearing. The only time your kids get to see you is in reruns — don’t you want to live to see their first 12 steps?” — Jeff Ross


3. “Brooke Mueller is not very bright unless Charlie throws a lamp at her. … Mike Tyson, your opponents spent more time bleeding in the corner than Charlie’s ex wives.” — Jeff Ross


4. “The only reason you got on TV in the first place is because God hates Michael J. Fox”– Anthony Jeselnik“


5. “Charlie still hasn’t hit rock bottom, he’s is looking forward to it though because he thinks there’s a rock there.” — Steve-O


6. “You dropped out of school faster than Casey Anthony’s kid.” — Anthony Jeselnik


7. “It’s amazing, after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.” — Kate Walsh


8. “Charlie, you claim to have ‘tiger blood,’ but after all the porn stars you’ve banged, it’s probably Tiger Woods’ blood.” — Seth MacFarlane

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netscape check two
09-11-2011, 04:06 PM
Steve-O of "Jackass" fame was also among the roasters. His big trick was running repeatedly into Tyson's fist, which he did until he reportedly broke his nose.

EAGLE EYE
09-11-2011, 05:58 PM
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netscape check two
09-11-2011, 06:25 PM
brock wears glasses now?

beautifulrock
09-11-2011, 07:06 PM
You know me, always changing my look.