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food for thought
09-19-2011, 10:36 AM
http://www.asswipes.net/cottonelle1.jpg

this stuff works wonders. especially if yall are always eating some spicy shit like the god.

wash youre stinking ass bro.

JiggaGenious
09-19-2011, 10:51 AM
Baby wipes are for babbys
Real thugs use their doo rag

diggy
09-19-2011, 12:27 PM
hahahahah

Mr. R&B
09-19-2011, 04:38 PM
I keep a steady supply.

Gotta have your wipe game proper.

Uncle Steezo
09-19-2011, 07:51 PM
why use ass wipes when you can get your salad tossed?

SKAMPOE
09-19-2011, 08:25 PM
scott tissue

EAGLE EYE
09-19-2011, 10:14 PM
tuck cottonelle by the anus like a butt plug?

FMJ - is this possible?

food for thought
09-19-2011, 10:21 PM
I keep a steady supply.

Gotta have your wipe game proper.

ahaha they dont know son!!!

they dont know about the wipe game lmao

EAGLE EYE
09-19-2011, 10:24 PM
I see ppl have moved on from ball-shaving to ass wiping etiquette

food for thought
09-19-2011, 10:31 PM
If you check the time on the OP, you will notice it was errly in the mornin.

This thread was made shortly after my morning shit and pondering the benefits of the cottonelle ass wipe.


also,
imo Wiping ass is normal but discussing techniques you mastered after years of shaving your ass and the area between your ass and balls is some jeffery dahmer type shit word life

diggy
09-19-2011, 10:41 PM
tuck cottonelle by the anus like a butt plug?

FMJ - is this possible?

Hmm...probably not. But I may have to upgrade my techniques to that of fft's.



ahaha they dont know son!!!

they dont know about the wipe game lmao


Could you please school me on ya techniques, son? I think I'm done wit "tuckin toilet paper by the anus like a buttplug".

food for thought
09-20-2011, 12:10 AM
lmao

the cottonelle ass wipes are used in place of toilet paper son.

This shit is especially useful when you been eating spicy shit and you know it burned on the way in so its gona burn on the way out. the ass wipes renders the spicy shit unaffective on the way out and allows for a pleasent shit son.

thats word life son.

diggy
09-20-2011, 12:28 AM
^^Droppin maad knowledge like a perfect shit (with no stains left on the anus). Thank you for knowin da ledge and bringing this knowledge to born to complete ma undastandin.

food for thought
09-20-2011, 12:30 AM
peace god.

diggy
09-20-2011, 12:31 AM
These wipes could also be good for carryin wit you to events and stuff.

food for thought
09-20-2011, 12:36 AM
word life god.

they also got the "travellers pack"

http://www.northshorecare.com/images/cottonelle-fresh-travel.jpg

so you can wash your stinking ass on the road god.

they already know god.

diggy
09-20-2011, 12:43 AM
It's good to see that painstaking efforts were used to come up with products to clean ma bootyhole. If only they sold little mirrors, so I could clean ma booty hole wit da wipes, use a small mirror in one hand and a gillet blade in da other to shave the booty hole peach fuzz when Um done.

Hopefully, they invent butt-floss. Ya know how ya floss ya teet? If they could invent a floss fo da booty hole, so that instead of wipin da booty hole, ya floss it...and some bootywash (like mouth wash 'cept it's fo da booty), then that would be the necessary items fo a fresh smellin booty.

RzaRectum
09-20-2011, 01:44 AM
Keep those assholes squeaky clean and tasty

food for thought
09-20-2011, 04:16 AM
lmfao

cutn' heads
09-20-2011, 11:13 AM
i used my kids baby wipes once and it fucking burned. like i had an open wound in there or some shit.

diggy
09-20-2011, 02:24 PM
It is a known fact that penile anal insertion could leave sphictors with cuts...hence the burning sensation when using baby wipes.

RzaRectum
09-21-2011, 12:13 AM
i used my kids baby wipes once and it fucking burned. like i had an open wound in there or some shit.

It is a known fact that penile anal insertion could leave sphictors with cuts...hence the burning sensation when using baby wipes.

:picture:

netscape check two
09-21-2011, 03:53 PM
scott tissue

lol @ scott tissue, you might as well just use your fingers.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PZCi4m7hFXQ/SyKSYEC2i_I/AAAAAAAAAJc/MTSfkVMmBpc/s320/charmin_ultra_toilet_paper.jpg

Mr. R&B
09-21-2011, 05:15 PM
lmao

the cottonelle ass wipes are used in place of toilet paper son.

This shit is especially useful when you been eating spicy shit and you know it burned on the way in so its gona burn on the way out. the ass wipes renders the spicy shit unaffective on the way out and allows for a pleasent shit son.

thats word life son.


I don't use them as a replacement, I use them in conjuction with toilet paper.

I wipe with regular TP first, then a Cottonelle, then another once over with TP.

I don't know about you, but if I use the Cottonelle without a dry follow up I get itchy.

I know my method might seem labor intensive, but I have it on good authority that I'm not the only one who does this.



So you're saying when you take a spicy shit you use one before you sit down to let loose?

I've never tried that.

diggy
09-21-2011, 10:36 PM
Could cottonelle also be used for ball and penis cleaning after sex?

food for thought
09-21-2011, 10:42 PM
I don't use them as a replacement, I use them in conjuction with toilet paper.

I wipe with regular TP first, then a Cottonelle, then another once over with TP.

I don't know about you, but if I use the Cottonelle without a dry follow up I get itchy.

I know my method might seem labor intensive, but I have it on good authority that I'm not the only one who does this.



So you're saying when you take a spicy shit you use one before you sit down to let loose?

I've never tried that.

lmao @ labor intensive


yea i just use that shit in place of toilet paper and get no complications from it - lol no burning sensation like open wounds or itchy feeling


and yea i wipe my ass with the jewel before i take a shit when anticipating an ass burn and it works miracles.

makes the otherwise unpleasant shit session rather bearable.

Peace to the gods.




i feel like rzarectum when he was discussin intricate details of how to shave the area between the ass and nutsack.

fag.

diggy
09-21-2011, 10:47 PM
I like the idea about wiping the anus with the wipe BEFORE the shit.

food for thought
09-21-2011, 10:50 PM
lmao

it has soothing liquids, nigga.

Mr. R&B
09-21-2011, 11:19 PM
Could cottonelle also be used for ball and penis cleaning after sex?

Most certainly, they can be used to clean both participants post-coitus.

Although I wouldn't suggest sharing the same wipe, just grab two from the dispenser.


They have a multitude of uses.

*Bathing pets, the elderly & the homeless.
*Cleaning computer monitors.
*Cleaning shit splatters from the toilet seat.


Well, that's all I got really, but you get the idea.

diggy
09-22-2011, 12:22 AM
Well, the way you describe the multitude of uses it has, I might by it for real. And I think I may try the wipe before and after shitting technique.

:cheerlie:

Mr. R&B
09-22-2011, 12:25 AM
Yes, I'm intrigued by the pre-wipe as well.

I will be experimenting soon, I'll record the data and share my findings with the rest of the class.

RzaRectum
09-22-2011, 06:35 PM
lmao

it has soothing liquids, nigga.


My nut is a soothing liquid.

ShaDynasty
09-22-2011, 07:10 PM
I just eat ham and cheese sandwiches all the time, I don't have this problem.

I got the cheap cheap toilet paper that hurts your ass on a wipe.

Saw Columbiana today in the cinema and me and my boy was doing coke off a copy of Vibe magazine, shit was wild yo.

Twiztid-Wutang
09-22-2011, 11:34 PM
''Nigga dems my baby wipes''

Dirty Knowledge
09-23-2011, 11:46 PM
aDIAmPR-Agk

Olive Oil Goombah
09-24-2011, 03:05 PM
Could cottonelle also be used for ball and penis cleaning after sex?

So you're the infamous Skylar!!

diggy
09-28-2011, 11:00 PM
http://i514.photobucket.com/albums/t349/photodiggy/CottonelleAsswipes-1-1.jpg





^^I can't wait to wipe my ass wit these!!!

food for thought
09-28-2011, 11:06 PM
ahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Mr. R&B
09-29-2011, 12:04 AM
Damn, I need to step my dispenser game up.

Yours looks more fancy.

Anybody else ever try the Charmin wipes?


http://a216.g.akamai.net/f/216/580/1d/pics.Drugstore.com/prodimg/217160/300.JPG


They're good too.

They give off a nice, fruity scent (no homo??).

diggy
09-29-2011, 12:46 AM
I just had an after midnight shit and I tried the cottonelle wipes. I opened the box and it smelled like freebreeze. So I wiped my booty hole with it and now I could only imagine how fresh ma booty hole smells.

Mr. R&B
09-29-2011, 01:02 AM
So, what did you think about the product after your first try?

RzaRectum
09-29-2011, 01:40 AM
I just had an after midnight shit and I tried the cottonelle wipes. I opened the box and it smelled like freebreeze. So I wiped my booty hole with it and now I could only imagine how fresh ma booty hole smells.

Just think. If you started taking Yoga and mastered the levels, you would be at the point that you could reach it and sniffs it ya self.

diggy
09-29-2011, 01:52 AM
So, what did you think about the product after your first try?


I only used 1 wipe of the cottonelle after a normal dry toilet paper wipe. It was smooth and left my anus clean. But I think I would have to have more tries at wiping different types of shit textures to see the difference. I need more time.

diggy
09-29-2011, 01:55 AM
I think on my next try, I will not do a normal toilet paper wipe first or at all - I will strictly wipe with cottonelle and see how that go.

Dirty Knowledge
09-29-2011, 02:31 AM
We know who don't get no pussy from this thread.

Mr. R&B
09-29-2011, 02:42 AM
I've given many a bitch a Cottonele to clean up afterwards.

I'm not tryin' to have a hoe leakin' while walking home from the spot.

I don't taxi bitches.

Dirty Knowledge
09-29-2011, 02:44 AM
http://hagure-metaru.net/pictures/t-t-totally-dude.jpg

Mr. R&B
09-29-2011, 02:47 AM
Lmao

netscape check two
09-29-2011, 02:48 AM
FMJ,
You should start a blog about these wipes lol It would probably get popular like that poop blog.

diggy
09-29-2011, 02:58 AM
hahahah

food for thought
09-29-2011, 04:33 AM
We know who don't get no pussy from this thread.

lol how does this brilliant logic work?

ive been "gettn" pussy damn near on a nightly basis for months now

diggy
09-29-2011, 11:58 AM
I used it again and I have to say it is superior to the dry toilet paper. One can never wipe to hard wit cottonelle cuz of the lubricating juices. It does not crumple up when wiping like dry toilet paper - it stays soft. My anus has been treated kindly.

:hooray:

Mr. R&B
09-29-2011, 04:01 PM
They truly are one of the world's many wonders.

netscape check two
09-29-2011, 04:23 PM
http://poopblog.livejournal.com/

BLACK BART SIMPSON
09-29-2011, 09:46 PM
You guys shoulda been knew this ... pay attention to the god.

2hQ2sS-Wjug

netscape check two
09-29-2011, 11:47 PM
The dude with the pink mustache?

BLACK BART SIMPSON
09-29-2011, 11:53 PM
The dude with the pink mustache?

the first two lines of cam's legendary come home with me album sums up check two's life... youtube the intro slut.

netscape check two
09-30-2011, 12:01 AM
Pink mustache

BLACK BART SIMPSON
09-30-2011, 12:11 AM
Pink mustache

^^^ bumps Taylor swift during his down time.

food for thought
10-02-2011, 12:58 PM
I used it again and I have to say it is superior to the dry toilet paper. One can never wipe to hard wit cottonelle cuz of the lubricating juices. It does not crumple up when wiping like dry toilet paper - it stays soft. My anus has been treated kindly.

:hooray:

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/191244-1/Soccer_kid_reaction.gif?

RzaRectum
10-05-2011, 03:02 AM
Hel-loooo, Jeffrey Dahmer! :)9:(