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SKAMPOE
09-21-2011, 03:07 PM
discuss all things foreskinned
6BPEWw2Fi5Q&feature=player_embedded#!
ahahahaha
read the comments^

theheavens
09-21-2011, 05:24 PM
I saw a documentary where Nazis would go to schools and churches and they would pick out the Jewish kids by forcing all the kids to strip. if you got foreskin, you were safe. if not, you were a Jew. not the best method, but that's what they did.

SKAMPOE
09-21-2011, 05:40 PM
ahaha damn thats foul shit^

SKAMPOE
09-21-2011, 05:46 PM
chick in the video is hillarious to me
its fkn funny to me that only WHOIGHT people would take the time to record edit n upload a video after a real in-depth research abt her subject..
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this is another deviled product that made me LMAO





















Grab your foreskin!


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8ndgSYbdkZ0/S7QIJPLDckI/AAAAAAAADZE/WOQnBzgNChU/s320/foreskin.jpg (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8ndgSYbdkZ0/S7QIJPLDckI/AAAAAAAADZE/WOQnBzgNChU/s1600/foreskin.jpg)In this day and age of hard decisions and arguments about circumcising the youth of today, there's some good news to cheer about!

No, I'm not talking about face creams (http://www.alternet.org/environment/47421) made out of baby's foreskins (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin) and, no, I'm not talking about the profits that one single foreskin can earn you (it can be used for decades to produce miles of skin and generate as much as $100,000).

What I'm talking about is a product to enhance those men whose parents felt the need to snip. Viafin-Atlas, out of Salisbury, England, is the world leader (and, I suspect, the only one) in the manufacture of the world's first ever artificial retractable foreskin for circumcised men. Yes, I'm talking to you, 56.1% of American men!

SenSlip will, allegedly, help restore the sensitivity of the penis, and protect the glans from the dryness and chafing caused by constant exposure to, and rubbing against, clothing. It looks, feels and "works" similar to a real foreskin. Well, except for the sex part.

So, if your man is circumcised, no fear! SenSlip has a "Trial Size Pack" of 4 different sizes from just $29 so you can give your new man-made foreskin a whirl. It comes in different colors and will make you scream, "slip it to me baby"!

My favorite FAQ:
Q: Can the SenSlip be used during sexual activity?

A: No. The SenSlip must never be inserted into any part of the body. During R&D some men became aroused when they fitted the SenSlip and subsequently admitted to masturbating when it was in place. It should be noted that the SenSlip was not designed for this and damage to the SenSlip may occur.
R&D, huh? Anyway, go ahead and slip on what yo momma gave you. And then snipped off.

Just remember... The SenSlip (http://www.viafin-atlas.com/index.php) is NOT to be used for penetration. The SenSlip is not a sex toy, your man puts it on in the morning and takes it off at night, just like his shirt.

And he'll have the foreskin of the man your man's foreskin could look like. On a horse (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE). Or a boat. I'm not sure which. But they do come in brown.

JASPER
09-21-2011, 05:51 PM
My girlfriend is Jewish and I'm the first uncircumcised guy she's been with. She tells me it doesn't really make much difference, but she slightly prefers uncircumcised.

SKAMPOE
09-21-2011, 06:12 PM
im sure she prolly a cock cannasuir

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-AKgqV6ikJ9E/TnpX_MrgRSI/AAAAAAAABKU/TbbVVb4s8Zw/s800/2965_07d1.gif

JASPER
09-21-2011, 06:32 PM
Carnivore?

Mr. R&B
09-21-2011, 07:06 PM
What's up with that bitch's face?

Busted as all get out.

SKAMPOE
09-21-2011, 07:49 PM
shes dooable imo lol

netscape check two
09-21-2011, 07:54 PM
Skamp desires obese devil broads?

SKAMPOE
09-21-2011, 08:12 PM
i dont discriminate -__-

Mr. R&B
09-21-2011, 08:47 PM
shes dooable imo lol

I'm sure her head game is on point.

Those are some DSL's right there.

CEITEDMOFO
09-21-2011, 09:01 PM
THE GOD IS CIRCUMSIZEd

HOPEFULLY THE GODS FROM MOTHASHIP ELIEN ACCEPT MY PENIS AND LET ME RIDE

CEITEDMOFO
09-21-2011, 09:11 PM
discuss all things foreskinned
6BPEWw2Fi5Q&feature=player_embedded#!
ahahahaha
read the comments^

YEA THERES ALOT OF HOT SLUTS COMING OUT ON YOUTUBE SINCE THEY KNOW 2012 IS GOiNG DOWN, HERES ANOTHER ONE
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theheavens
09-21-2011, 09:38 PM
I hate those videos of bitches thinking they know how the human condition works by acting like condescending cunts. the one posted above is a perfect example

diggy
09-21-2011, 10:28 PM
she has some good points tho about the nagging and sucking cock.

food for thought
09-21-2011, 10:37 PM
THE GOD IS CIRCUMSIZEd

HOPEFULLY THE GODS FROM MOTHASHIP ELIEN ACCEPT MY PENIS AND LET ME RIDE

ahahahah

classic post



yea a nigga like me is circumsized as well and whores love it.

they tell me my penis head is especially large and the god hasnt had any complications.

Foreskin looks nasty as fuck and painful on pornos lol

Mr. R&B
09-21-2011, 10:39 PM
I hate those videos of bitches thinking they know how the human condition works by acting like condescending cunts. the one posted above is a perfect example


I'm assuming you're talking about this attention whore, bubblehead bitch.

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Thinking she's an expert on human relationships and reproductive function because her entire life and identity revovles around being a fuck toy.

She tries to kick knowledge but gets PWN'd in evey vid's comments section by people with actual facts.

Aawwww, she thinks she's people.

I'm certain that this is who you're talking about.


I'm not gonna lie, she could get it though, forcefully.

Uncle Steezo
09-21-2011, 10:51 PM
lol i had my son circumscribed only because i don't know how to train another male how to take care of foreskin hygiene. but i did keep the foreskin and bury it in the yard accordingly along with my wife's placenta and our miscarriaged fetus a few years later. my godly melenated dna will never be used to un-devilfy the spawn of yakub.

food for thought
09-21-2011, 10:54 PM
hahahahaha

theheavens
09-21-2011, 11:22 PM
if I was cut, I'd never be able to jerk off again. foreskin helps keep the cum in a comfy position. you heard it here first.

food for thought
09-21-2011, 11:24 PM
yea right nigga.

I get impeccable stimulation from pussy as well as my right hand.

Mr. R&B
09-21-2011, 11:28 PM
if I was cut, I'd never be able to jerk off again. foreskin helps keep the cum in a comfy position. you heard it here first.

True, but you have to put some pressure under the head and pull straight upward right before you bust.

Otherwise it won't work.

Yes, I'm speaking from experience.

diggy
09-22-2011, 12:17 AM
I wish I was never cut. I have circumcision scar that looks like a bar code around my dick. It's like my dick is normal colour from the base past the middle, but a little past the middle where it was cut, there is a dark band of skin going around, then it is lighter from there to the mushroom head. I have a tri-coloured dick. I have been violated.

theheavens
09-22-2011, 12:25 AM
yea right nigga.

I get impeccable stimulation from pussy as well as my right hand.

I'm talking about keeping the shit in place. with no foreskin, you squirt all over the goddamn place. foreskin helps maintain it. you don't even need a gym sock when you got foreskin lol. uncut dudes know what I'm talking about

Mr. R&B
09-22-2011, 12:29 AM
Yessir.

diggy
09-22-2011, 01:52 AM
I have a question for foreskin owners - when ya pull back the skin, and the head is exposed, is the skin on the dickhead a wet membrane skin (like the inside of the mouth) or is it like outter skin?

BLACK BART SIMPSON
09-22-2011, 02:00 AM
YEA THERES ALOT OF HOT SLUTS COMING OUT ON YOUTUBE SINCE THEY KNOW 2012 IS GOiNG DOWN, HERES ANOTHER ONE
6DJHu43EJzQ

this bitch is soooooooooooooooooo fuckin right... bitch had the nerve .. like "i dont suck dick its gross" like bitch ya twat is gross i prolly wash my dick the most out of any part of my body...

BLACK BART SIMPSON
09-22-2011, 02:14 AM
I wish I was never cut. I have circumcision scar that looks like a bar code around my dick. It's like my dick is normal colour from the base past the middle, but a little past the middle where it was cut, there is a dark band of skin going around, then it is lighter from there to the mushroom head. I have a tri-coloured dick. I have been violated.

wait thats a scar ?? i got a multi colored dick too WTF

SKAMPOE
09-22-2011, 02:31 AM
I wish I was never cut. I have circumcision scar that looks like a bar code around my dick. It's like my dick is normal colour from the base past the middle, but a little past the middle where it was cut, there is a dark band of skin going around, then it is lighter from there to the mushroom head. I have a tri-coloured dick. I have been violated.
Ahahahaha ahahahaha
I have a question for foreskin owners - when ya pull back the skin, and the head is exposed, is the skin on the dickhead a wet membrane skin (like the inside of the mouth) or is it like outter skin?
I have a black dick ahahahahahahahnohomo
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Uncle Steezo
09-22-2011, 02:31 AM
i think that this thread has the most potential of manifesting the ever elusive "post ur dick" string of posts that has been prophesied in the ancient gen chat scrolls.

my dick has the dark band of shame as well, but due to above average uv exposure my penis is happily a uniform shade of coffee brown seperated by a thin smokey black strip, appx 3 inches from the head.

food for thought
09-22-2011, 03:58 AM
ahahahah

i cant believe im participating in this.

yea i got the tri colored dick too nah mean.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
09-22-2011, 04:01 AM
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Uncle Steezo
09-22-2011, 04:03 AM
where is tissa when u need him?
poast ur dick fggt!

food for thought
09-22-2011, 04:04 AM
lol u mean ironman?

food for thought
09-22-2011, 04:06 AM
also,

no wonder you foreskin owners report having lint on your dick

lmao

BLACK BART SIMPSON
09-22-2011, 04:13 AM
lets make ironmn show his dick again and call him a fag and a queer hahaha

Uncle Steezo
09-22-2011, 04:45 AM
yo iron man had a set of labia lips on his dick. i would soooo stick my dick in his dickpussy.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
09-22-2011, 04:59 AM
id test the waters with my pinky first... cuz its the least important finger..

JASPER
09-22-2011, 09:00 AM
lets make ironmn show his dick again and call him a fag and a queer hahaha

yo iron man had a set of labia lips on his dick. i would soooo stick my dick in his dickpussy.
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http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff449/robochrist1/c3ebd166.jpg

SKAMPOE
09-22-2011, 07:52 PM
also,

no wonder you foreskin owners report having lint on your dick

lmao
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA quality post

Mr. R&B
09-22-2011, 11:18 PM
also,

no wonder you foreskin owners report having lint on your dick

lmao


I don't have a dick lint or smegma (dick cheese) problem.

Thanks to the almighty Cottonelle wipes.

I told ya, them shits have endless pactical uses.




































































Here, have some spreadable dick cheese....faygitz.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Smegma_Penis_Closeup.png (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Smegma_Penis_Closeup.png)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma

TheBoarzHeadBoy
09-24-2011, 11:57 AM
I feel like having a foreskin would be weird.

I don't know what kind of reduced sensitivity they're talking about since I don't know any different, but sex is still awesome so what does it matter. How the hell would they draw a comparison?

It's just a retarded situation. There's no real reason to cut it off and no reason to get worked up about it as a man, and certainly not as a woman. I'm pretty sure a bit of excess skin isn't really relevant. We evolved foreskins for protecting our dick in our primordial nakedness. We wear clothes now, it's not really an issue.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
09-24-2011, 08:17 PM
foreskin looks gross as fuck nd yea wat boarz said what man has had sex with and without foreskin to say which is better.

16th_Chamber
09-25-2011, 11:00 PM
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/71095_365994667196_7985085_n.jpg

diggy
09-29-2011, 11:24 PM
I have a question for foreskin owners - when ya pull back the skin, and the head is exposed, is the skin on the dickhead a wet membrane skin (like the inside of the mouth) or is it like outter skin?


I urgently need this question answered.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
09-29-2011, 11:39 PM
I urgently need this question answered.

even in a foreskin thread fmj seems to make its gayer.

JASPER
09-30-2011, 09:08 AM
I urgently need this question answered.
Feels like cooked pasta.

http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/robochrist/1277932032364.jpg

RzaRectum
09-30-2011, 09:54 AM
wait thats a scar ?? i got a multi colored dick too WTF

Is the little guy still learning about his body? Aww

http://www.timdrussell.com/images/blog/possum_in_hand.jpg

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
08-05-2012, 02:11 PM
anyone that doesn't know how to keep a foreskinned dick clean, it's easy, just pull back your foreskin when you wash. it's not rocket science.

KATO
08-05-2012, 02:19 PM
^ knows from experience

XD