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noel411
10-08-2011, 07:29 PM
Like just watch it because you enjoy watching people fuck or whatever?

MaskedAvenger
10-08-2011, 08:08 PM
no

benzo
10-08-2011, 08:21 PM
no

food for thought
10-08-2011, 08:24 PM
no bro

JiggaGenious
10-08-2011, 09:11 PM
sorta, not for that reason though, If it's an interesting or entertaining movie first and foremost i will, mostly films from the 70's and 80's though, It's not just gonzo reality porn. You've got story, characters, usually a decent soundtrack and cheesy dialogue. Plus theres some exploitation directors like Jess Franco who i know from his regular films that also directed hardcore porn, i watch them just as a fan of the director.
It's more, I'm just watching a movie that happens to have porn in it.

But from the sounds of it you just like watching videos of people fucking without any story or setup. In that way, i gotta say no, doesn't seem too interesting.

diggy
10-08-2011, 09:28 PM
http://www.gifsoup.com/view7/2433121/dancingmidget-o.gif






http://www.gifsoup.com/view7/2433091/midgets-o.gif

check two
10-08-2011, 10:27 PM
lol @ porn having an interesting plot?

MaskedAvenger
10-08-2011, 10:36 PM
http://chud.com/nextraimages/goldengirls4003.jpg

MaskedAvenger
10-08-2011, 11:12 PM
hahaahahah

Dr. Simon Hurt
10-08-2011, 11:15 PM
^hahahahahaha
that's the funniest/craziest shit i've seen in a minute

JiggaGenious
10-08-2011, 11:18 PM
also as a fun fact, the co writer of nightdreams went on to write a couple of episodes of ALF, fun for the whole family lol

http://images1.makefive.com/images/entertainment/television/best-80s-tv-shows/alf-7.jpg

diggy
10-09-2011, 12:24 AM
Cream of wheat? More like cream of cum.

INF
10-09-2011, 12:38 AM
yeah I learned how to do this by watching most of the videos on efuckt

JiggaGenious
10-09-2011, 01:34 AM
http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/rr110800x600.jpg

I don't know if those are stretchmarks or if she just got mauled by a tiger.

check two
10-09-2011, 01:35 AM
Ewww lol

http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/1669444051.jpg

JiggaGenious
10-09-2011, 01:43 AM
baby got back haha

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joe@itagain
10-09-2011, 02:57 AM
"Son, I think you have some issues." Tommy Lee Voice

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3129/impliedfacepalm.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
10-09-2011, 04:54 PM
Well, if a normal movie had a hardcore sex scene in it, than yea, i'd dig that, but prob will never happen.

Dr. Simon Hurt
10-09-2011, 05:35 PM
^i would guess there have been some european films like that, and iirc vincent gallo made a movie where he fucked chloe sevigny in it.

ShaDynasty
10-09-2011, 06:08 PM
^i would guess there have been some european films like that, and iirc vincent gallo made a movie where he fucked chloe sevigny in it.

Whats I called, I wanna see that.

Only times I watched Porn and not jerked it is If I got interrupted before I got it out.

Haha a few times I been jerking and had my brother or sister walk right in the room. I can make it look like i'm not jerking off in about half a second lol

But to be honest I don't watch it that often, probably once every few weeks. I find that I more fantasize about girls I wanna fuck until I either fuck them, or they reject me.

Charles Barry
10-09-2011, 06:37 PM
Whats I called, I wanna see that.

Only times I watched Porn and not jerked it is If I got interrupted before I got it out.

Haha a few times I been jerking and had my brother or sister walk right in the room. I can make it look like i'm not jerking off in about half a second lol

But to be honest I don't watch it that often, probably once every few weeks. I find that I more fantasize about girls I wanna fuck until I either fuck them, or they reject me.
It's called Brown Bunny. She gives dude head in the movie.

http://theroundy.typepad.com/my_weblog/2008/02/brown-bunny-sex.html

Olive Oil Goombah
10-09-2011, 06:44 PM
^i would guess there have been some european films like that, and iirc vincent gallo made a movie where he fucked chloe sevigny in it.


yes, ive seen clips, but i'd actually like to see that movie. Especially since i already kno who chloe sevigny is.


The thing about porn that makes it so dull and lifeless is that, these girls appear on your screen naked instantly....its almost like theyre not even people, just vaginas and tits, they all loook the same etc. etc.



Now, take a popular actress like say.....Demi Moore, and do a remake of saaay, the Graduate with graphic, real sex scenes....


Now that would be the straight dope.

Olive Oil Goombah
10-09-2011, 06:52 PM
they'd have to edit it well too.....if they did it so it didnt look like your typical porn sleeze, it would work.

and it cant last like 5 minutes cuz no sex scene in the movies does.


It'd have to be done in a similar style to Monsters Ball

MAYOR QUIMBY
10-09-2011, 09:55 PM
I shared a room with my brother growing up. When I was little I found a couple of VHS tapes udner his bed. I watched them. They were old porn movies. I liked it. Whenever I was home alone I would play them. They would turn me on. I would feel a tingly sensation. I didn't understand these new feelings. I fell in love with one of the whores. She was bruntette. I liked when the camera focused on her face. Her sex face. She was sweating as the man thrust her and her hair would wave back and forth. I remember being hard when I watched them but not jacking off. I was a young boy. The smell of youth was attached to my soft skin. My innocence was still deep. It wasn't years later until I was about 12 that I jacked off for the first time. They were glorious days.

food for thought
10-09-2011, 10:20 PM
http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/rr110800x600.jpg

ahahahahahah jesus christ

this picture would make an impeccable anti-crack pamphlete or some shit

JASPER BEARDLY
10-10-2011, 12:25 AM
i shared a room with my brother growing up. When i was little i found a couple of vhs tapes udner his bed. I watched them. They were old porn movies. I liked it. Whenever i was home alone i would play them. They would turn me on. I would feel a tingly sensation. I didn't understand these new feelings. I fell in love with one of the whores. She was bruntette. I liked when the camera focused on her face. Her sex face. She was sweating as the man thrust her and her hair would wave back and forth. I remember being hard when i watched them but not jacking off. I was a young boy. The smell of youth was attached to my soft skin. My innocence was still deep. It wasn't years later until i was about 12 that i jacked off for the first time. They were glorious days.

wtf

JiggaGenious
10-10-2011, 12:28 AM
I shared a room with my brother growing up. When I was little I found a couple of VHS tapes udner his bed. I watched them. They were old porn movies. I liked it. Whenever I was home alone I would play them. They would turn me on. I would feel a tingly sensation. I didn't understand these new feelings. I fell in love with one of the whores. She was bruntette. I liked when the camera focused on her face. Her sex face. She was sweating as the man thrust her and her hair would wave back and forth. I remember being hard when I watched them but not jacking off. I was a young boy. The smell of youth was attached to my soft skin. My innocence was still deep. It wasn't years later until I was about 12 that I jacked off for the first time. They were glorious days.

poetic, reminds me of the narration from The Wonder Years, i could see Fred Savage reminiscing on discovering porn.

noel411
10-10-2011, 06:34 AM
I shared a room with my brother growing up. When I was little I found a couple of VHS tapes udner his bed. I watched them. They were old porn movies. I liked it. Whenever I was home alone I would play them. They would turn me on. I would feel a tingly sensation. I didn't understand these new feelings. I fell in love with one of the whores. She was bruntette. I liked when the camera focused on her face. Her sex face. She was sweating as the man thrust her and her hair would wave back and forth. I remember being hard when I watched them but not jacking off. I was a young boy. The smell of youth was attached to my soft skin. My innocence was still deep. It wasn't years later until I was about 12 that I jacked off for the first time. They were glorious days.
Great post.

I had a similar introduction to porn movies. Found my big brother's stash. At first just a couple of R-rated fuck movies. Watched them with a pulsating boner but didn't jerk it. Then he got a couple of X-rated ones. Was shocked when I first saw them because I didn't even know shit like that was legal back then, but enjoyed it and was thoroughly fascinated by it and was quick to throw it on and watch it with a pulsating boner whenever I was home alone.

diggy
10-10-2011, 11:26 PM
Ok, first of all, the place was called video flicks. It had all types of movies - action, martial arts, and horror were my favorites. They had this special room where the porn was.

Sometimes, I would pretend look at the martial arts movies which was close to the entrance of the porn room and sneaked into it when the worker was busy with a custy.

Man, the casings of those porn movies were funny. I remember one with extremely fat women, midgets, interracials, women with their legs spread open (lol).

One day I decided to rent one. I sneaked in and grabbed any movie and went to the counter. My heart was racing and my dick was hard. The worker there did not even ask for my age which she should have done. Well first of all, she shouldn't have rented it to me cuz I was like 14 I think and they had some policy against doing that, but whatever.

I took it home and put it in the vcr.

It was sleezy with some woman going to a motel room and siting on a bed. She takes her clothes off. A few second later, two guys come into the room, pull their dicks out, and jack off on her chest. Man, that was disgusting shit to see. I ejected that shit, ran back to the store and put it in the return box. :thumbdwn:

Gross.

hahahahahaha

diggy
10-10-2011, 11:29 PM
Some of ya don't know what ya missin though. Those porn mags with hairy pussies was ill. Talkin bout afro pussies and butt holes with brown stains (before anal bleaching).

MaskedAvenger
10-11-2011, 01:37 AM
heart was racing and my dick was hard hahahahaha

diggy
10-11-2011, 01:20 PM
The troof is mo funnier dan fiction.

JASPER
10-11-2011, 03:49 PM
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JiggaGenious
10-11-2011, 09:10 PM
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Ain't nothin like the old school

I still have kept my first porn mags for sentimental value, a couple of Mayfairs and Penthouses and some lower name titles with girls of varying quality. One of them did have an article about horror and exploitation starlets which introduced me to a bunch of actresses Laura Gemser, Lina Romay etc. I saw Linda Blair naked in it before i had even seen The Exorcist.

BrokenWrists
10-12-2011, 08:34 PM
Sometimes i watch internet porn so i can keep a mental image of the porn for later jerky sessions. If the net porn is incredible and the time and place is right, i wad up some toilet paper next to the screen and bust their. I have a 7 hour porn and i jerk off too it in my room on to toilet paper. I never jerk bare handed tho, i always use 2 tissues around my hand.

Frank Sobotka
10-12-2011, 08:51 PM
If I'm not satisfied with my duration I occasionally just keep watching porn.
But masturbation is more a boredom thing than a sexual thing to me.