View Full Version : The Haiku Thread pt Deux

Uncle Steezo
10-10-2011, 06:07 AM
write some haiku.
3 lines....

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables


general chat fags
just wait till the winter wars
i'll bring eTher back

Salty Rain

photoshop open
photobuckets overflow
bitch nigga tears drip


my sword will draw blood
reminiscent of '07
STYLE version 1.0


see? soul controller
its not hard to share your thoughts
just get to the point

10-10-2011, 06:43 AM
Salty Rain has got to be the best one. :D

Soul Controller
10-10-2011, 07:11 AM
i cant haiku that shit. leaves too much out

can you haiku this


10-10-2011, 05:37 PM
Someone write a haiku about toe sucking or cholombian poverty

Uncle Steezo
10-10-2011, 06:35 PM
sleeping on tile floors
watching big screen from bedroom
geek squad really paid off

Mr. R&B
10-10-2011, 06:39 PM
Show me them toes bitch
I'm the toe sucking fairy
Fuck, got locked again

10-10-2011, 06:40 PM

eskimo penis
too cold to fuck her pussy
wife disappointed

10-10-2011, 06:43 PM
Ceited is spanish
Spent food money on TV
Of course hes pissed off

Uncle Steezo
10-10-2011, 06:44 PM
i cant haiku that shit. leaves too much out

can you haiku this


sun activation
junk dna turns to gold
human alchemy


opening chakras
activated by the sun
a new age is born

Mr. R&B
10-10-2011, 06:45 PM
here's antoher on for CJ:

I mop the toilets
My pie and ice cream is gone!
black girls are greedy

10-10-2011, 06:51 PM
Mexican food sucks
Several hundred damn bucks
And I got ringburn

10-10-2011, 06:52 PM
lol @ the conceited one ......

Mr. R&B
10-10-2011, 07:28 PM
Geek Squad gangstas ride
A skateboarder beat my ass
I'm in White Girl Mob

10-10-2011, 07:34 PM
Go to cinema
Spaghetti in my pockets
No need for popcorn

Ticket for one, please
don't care which movie it is
my pastas feel warm

Uncle Steezo
10-10-2011, 08:44 PM

Dutch Lovin'

pedophile dream date
chris hansen offers me a seat
forever alone


10-10-2011, 08:47 PM

11-11-2012, 02:00 PM
I like your red dress
You are the most special girl
suck my dick bopper

11-11-2012, 02:35 PM
Gavin helps build hood
Black men film videos to
Spend on skin bleaching

Jasper is dirty
He comes on this wucorp board
With his pedostyle

Soul only eats meat
in rake body made buns with
Self produced mayo

Rob is really rich
As he can foresee beard growth
They call him Chinstradamus

Heat pulls gutter girls
And seriously proves that
Tile's get S.T.D's


daffy duck
11-11-2012, 04:38 PM
hopefully horny
midnight ejaculation
restlessness, good morning

Soul Controller
11-11-2012, 04:47 PM
I like your red dress
You are the most special girl
suck my dick bopper

sounds like no emotion lyrics

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
11-11-2012, 05:04 PM
he's obviously sexually frustrated.

11-11-2012, 05:33 PM
I like the irony.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
11-11-2012, 05:38 PM
it hurts knowing that i've moved on, doesn't it?

netscape check two
11-11-2012, 05:47 PM

11-11-2012, 06:23 PM
it hurts knowing that i've moved on, doesn't it?

wow! this might be the first time ive seen one of your posts that demonstrates a sense of humor!

heres one for you sugar tits

trixx misunderstood
shes adventurous and cool
too bad shes a dyke

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
11-11-2012, 06:24 PM
make up more shit about me. shows how you still think of me.

11-11-2012, 06:35 PM
im just gonna answer everything in haikus now:

send me some pics trixx
clam hair shaved into wu sign
chinese restaurant

thats not my best work

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
11-11-2012, 06:39 PM
you need to find another obsession.

11-11-2012, 06:52 PM
im not obsessed trixx
im bored waiting for my girl
i'll dump her lets smang

Uncle Steezo
11-12-2012, 06:40 PM
i want to fuck trixx
her aura dances like flames
i am just a moth

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
11-12-2012, 09:10 PM
that's a nice one, style.

any chance of getting a link for Incurable Illness?

Uncle Steezo
11-18-2012, 04:10 AM
incurable illness...

me and H.Notik
over a bravestarr banger
doper than cocaine


Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
11-18-2012, 04:42 AM
thanks. ;)

it makes me think of summer.

sorry i can't rep.

Uncle Steezo
11-18-2012, 05:04 AM
yep. its a summer jam by design.

11-18-2012, 05:51 AM
trix innocent chat
undermines gavins hope to
split her vag apart

Uncle Steezo
11-18-2012, 10:22 AM
Fermi Paradox
bit my 2007 swag
colored text and sigs