View Full Version : [HOLY S**T!] Last night I found myself in a bit of a dilemma *pics to explain*
10-10-2011, 05:31 AM
]The time was about 11.30PM - I was waiting for my parents to go to bed so I could start fapping to some online **** (haven't done it a while).
I heard them close their bedroom door. At this point I couldn't wait to get started so I grabbed everything I needed, then raced to the PC.
Things were all going to plan - ******* delivered the material needed and it was shaping up to be a good night of fapping.
Then, in the blink of an eye - everything was taken away from me. The whole street suffered a BLACKOUT, it was around 12.30am at this point so it was literally pitch black.
10-10-2011, 05:33 AM
At first I found it a little funny and started to laugh as i sat there completely naked with vaseline all over my now dissapointed penor. Then it happened, I heard my parents bedroom door open - then my dad started to make his way down the stairs with a TORCH/flashlight he keeps under his bed.
I went numb!!! My parents must have been reading - so new something had happened. 'OH SHIIIT' I thought to myself - i was still naked, and vaseline was everywhere as my dad started to walk down the stairs - I couldn't see anything and started to crawl on all fours looking for my shorts and top. I could hear my dad getting closer so I quickly crawled around the side of the table and tried to hide.
My dad came in the room, I kept quiet, my heart was pounding, and my penor was still throbbing - I don't know if he saw me but I heard him say 'oh' then he walked away towards the garage where the fuse box is.
I have not mentioned it - but it must have been obvious - vaseline still on the table - tissues - and my moms glass bowl I use as a jizz catcher.
Yes it was very embarrassing.
10-10-2011, 05:36 AM
move out already son
and why are you using your mothers things to masturbate with
10-10-2011, 06:10 AM
10-10-2011, 07:41 AM
ahahahahahaha this shit had me roflmao lmao
lmao @ the mspaint ass hairs lmao
10-10-2011, 09:03 PM
10-10-2011, 09:12 PM
10-10-2011, 09:26 PM
I had a good genuine laugh, son!
10-10-2011, 09:27 PM
This is hilarious. You need to start getting your jerks in behind closed doors.
10-10-2011, 09:46 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is so funny it's painful.
It actaully hurts to laugh.
food for thought
10-10-2011, 09:47 PM
garbage story bro.
10-10-2011, 10:25 PM
10-11-2011, 12:02 PM
10-11-2011, 05:01 PM
Just me or is it strange that dude needs a giant bowl to catch his cum? jizz catcher? Is that normal? I never heard of that before.
Edit: To each his own, anyway
Sounds like an scary oedipal complex too. Vaseline too? Try lookin pops in the eye over your bowl of frootay loops bitch
I use jizz catchers all the time, very comfortable and practical LOL
10-11-2011, 05:12 PM
What's wrong with a jizz catcher? Are you the kind of person who doesn't sneeze into his hands? Spraying that shit all around.
10-11-2011, 05:16 PM
A jizz catcher is a handy-dandy device.
It saves a lot of time and effort.
10-11-2011, 05:25 PM
Whats wrong with a tissue lol. I feel kind of weird discussing this but its pretty easy with just a tissue, just cover the end of your dick and shit that way you don't have to clean anything.
But I guess i'm alone here, my decade plus of habit so i'm not gonna change my technique.
10-12-2011, 01:16 AM
Haha, awesome story bro.
Sky Blue Bally Kid
10-12-2011, 01:29 PM
Yeah, why do u need a tissue AND a jizz catcher? Unless you can produce an inhuman amount of sperm, to the point where the bowl is overflowing and you need backup, I don't see the point...
10-12-2011, 01:37 PM
The beauty of wucorp - a place where men could discuss jizz catching techniques.
10-14-2011, 07:49 PM
Remember. To always.. Jack it off.
10-14-2011, 07:59 PM
ms paint story is brilliant LMAO
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