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food for thought
10-19-2011, 05:31 PM
Would You Try The 'Elixir Of Life' Drug That Promises An Extra 70 Years Of Life?

Have you always wondered what life would be like in 150 years?

Well, your dream may well come true, as scientists have created an ‘elixir of life’ pill that can potentially help you live longer – a lot longer in fact.

Professor Peter Smith from New South Wales University in Australia claims that due to advances in medicine and public health, experts have created drugs and medical therapies which can help people live longer, healthier lives and potentially celebrate their 150th birthday.

These wonder pills promise to slow the ageing process and aid body repair, and could be hitting the shelves as soon as five years.

“I think there is real hope we can extend human life by some decades further. The aim is not just to eke out extra existence but to facilitate a longer healthy life. We just don’t want to live longer, we want to live longer well,” Professor Smith told the Express.

“These drugs will help with the regeneration of cells, regeneration of processes in the body, so we expect people will live well, much longer.”

With the current life expectancy in the UK being 80, could these body-repairing drugs be the key to another 70 years of life?


food for thought
10-19-2011, 05:34 PM
I know nickytoochs old ass will def try it, anybody else?

10-19-2011, 05:41 PM
I plan on uploading myself into the web like the lawnmower man, so ill pass

Olive Oil Goombah
10-19-2011, 05:49 PM
its DICKYTOUCH you hook nosed dravidian.

food for thought
10-19-2011, 05:56 PM
you smell like denture paste, faggit.

10-19-2011, 05:57 PM
its DICKYTOUCH you hook nosed dravidian.

10-19-2011, 06:24 PM
its DICKYTOUCH you hook nosed dravidian.

you smell like denture paste, faggit.


10-19-2011, 09:27 PM
death is still death, that's why robbeh has the right idea

netscape check two
10-19-2011, 09:56 PM
Basco will still be wearing bright hooded sweatshirts that are 3 times too tight at age

10-19-2011, 10:57 PM
Overpopulation is gonna be sweet

10-20-2011, 12:11 AM
Would You Try The 'Elixir Of Life' Drug That Promises An Extra 70 Years Of Life?

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10-20-2011, 12:37 AM

10-20-2011, 10:20 AM
If I took that I would probably reverse age into an infant.the inf dont age.I been 19 for over a decade now.

Sky Blue Bally Kid
10-20-2011, 12:07 PM
As with a lot of things like this, people will prob start taking it then somewhere down the line it will be proved to have harmful side effects...

10-20-2011, 12:16 PM
Just what the world needs, more old people.

Warning! Warning! Old Men.


10-20-2011, 04:42 PM
Overpopulation is gonna be sweet

No, because unemployment and poverty will not be sweet. Crime, medical insurance, food, and gas WILL GO UP if overpopulation ever occurs.

10-20-2011, 08:03 PM
7 billion motherfuckers on the planet, thats just what we need a bunch of old people hanging around and draining the next generations resources. Why can't people leave nature the fuck alone.

And while we're at it make a law to stop irresponsible fucks having 17 babies. They already have the one baby law in China, although they were way too fucking late with it, its about time the rest of the world did the same.

The real answer however, is some smoke and mirrors scheme to get the next world war going, its inevitable and imminent.

Anyway what the fuck do you think you're gonna see in another 70 years that you didn't see in 80, besides your balls actually touching the floor?