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Uncle Steezo
10-31-2011, 02:12 AM
i'm mad. LOL fuck it. lets make it viral. (no valtrex)
if you dont mind, or in fact, require seeing my cock. i got the hook up.

sample from the lyrical interpretation of "tesseract" by STYLE prod by Exxxon:
"black garter belt bustier mask and all, but with the panties off.."
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/sgx3.jpg
q0SKsJNMJUQ


recommended viewing
1. public sex during thunderstorm- personal fav, butt nekkid sex in the pouring rain/lightning/thunder. downtown DC. francis ford coppola shit.
2. pervy professor/ failing student roleplay- 3 weeks of missing class = a helluva lot of extra credit.
3. gym workout- ever seen a chick get fucked doggy while running a treadmill? features STYLE gettin his salad tossed.
4. stripper roleplay- see what it looks like to make it rain a few stacks then fuck on top of said precipitation.
5. impromptu strip session to a bronze nazareth beat. (no penis)
6. how to roll a blunt nude- no penis
7. business trip roleplay- ms brown tries to climb the ladder with her twat instead of TPS reports.
8. how pick up a hooker on masonic grounds roleplay- the washington monument aint the only phallic symbol gettin honored.
9. RAPE- nuff said
10. gettin some head in front of the police, to killbot beats- reality tv.
11. themeless fucking at red roof inn- huh?
12. instructional video for women on how to take a big dick- if you have a girl and a big dick then this video is for her.
13. taking it too far- when the line between role play gets crossed but she still liked it, so did the line really get crossed? the Inception of porn.

just post the # OR #s you want and i'll link you. feel free to pass them on or repost.

SKAMPOE
10-31-2011, 04:54 AM
if i was Nicky Douche's father i'd stay up all nite and eat all his lunchables then i'd send him to school with a salted FATBACK sandwich on stale wonder bread...

Uncle Steezo
10-31-2011, 05:37 AM
if i was Nicky Douche's father i'd stay up all nite and eat all his lunchables then i'd send him to school with a salted FATBACK sandwich on stale wonder bread...
ahahahahahahaha ahahaha nigga, a tear just rolled down my cheek.
wtf. my side hrts

diggy
10-31-2011, 09:41 AM
if you dont mind, or in fact, require seeing my cock. i got the hook up.

:mmmyah:

theheavens
10-31-2011, 09:57 AM
did the bitch flake on you?

SKAMPOE
10-31-2011, 09:59 AM
ahahahahahahaha ahahaha nigga, a tear just rolled down my cheek.
wtf. my side hrts
in a brown paper bag so that every one knows he has the FATBACK SAMMY:{

food for thought
10-31-2011, 10:06 AM
aahahahahah ahahahahah gavin is a damn fool yo

JASPER BEARDLY
10-31-2011, 10:10 AM
i'm mad. LOL fuck it. lets make it viral. (no valtrex)
if you dont mind, or in fact, require seeing my cock. i got the hook up.

sample from the lyrical interpretation of "tesseract" by STYLE prod by Exxxon:
"black garter belt bustier mask and all, but with the panties off.."
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/sgx3.jpg
q0SKsJNMJUQ


recommended viewing
1. public sex during thunderstorm- personal fav, butt nekkid sex in the pouring rain/lightning/thunder. downtown DC. francis ford coppola shit.
2. pervy professor/ failing student roleplay- 3 weeks of missing class = a helluva lot of extra credit.
3. gym workout- ever seen a chick get fucked doggy while running a treadmill? features STYLE gettin his salad tossed.
4. stripper roleplay- see what it looks like to make it rain a few stacks then fuck on top of said precipitation.
5. impromptu strip session to a bronze nazareth beat. (no penis)
6. how to roll a blunt nude- no penis
7. business trip roleplay- ms brown tries to climb the ladder with her twat instead of TPS reports.
8. how pick up a hooker on masonic grounds roleplay- the washington monument aint the only phallic symbol gettin honored.
9. RAPE- nuff said
10. gettin some head in front of the police, to killbot beats- reality tv.
11. themeless fucking at red roof inn- huh?
12. instructional video for women on how to take a big dick- if you have a girl and a big dick then this video is for her.
13. taking it too far- when the line between role play gets crossed but she still liked it, so did the line really get crossed? the Inception of porn.

just post the # OR #s you want and i'll link you. feel free to pass them on or repost.



hahahahahahahhaha

dude this is fucked up you really shouldn't do this but it's truly hilarious

RzaRectum
10-31-2011, 11:24 AM
just post the # OR #s you want and i'll link you. feel free to pass them on or repost.
Lynk em all.

JASPER
10-31-2011, 12:08 PM
Whichever one features close up shots of your schlong the most. Let me see that black mamba nigga.

http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff449/robochrist1/810db360.jpg

ShaDynasty
10-31-2011, 01:34 PM
you think it'll be a turn on for her to have people on the internet watch her?

or you tryna get her mad?

either way is hilarious.

etze
10-31-2011, 01:42 PM
what's the reason u broke up? lol

etze
10-31-2011, 03:28 PM
btw cant she sue u bout this?

Olive Oil Goombah
10-31-2011, 03:37 PM
if i was Nicky Douche's father i'd stay up all nite and eat all his lunchables then i'd send him to school with a salted FATBACK sandwich on stale wonder bread...

yeeea....no.

Dr. Simon Hurt
10-31-2011, 06:20 PM
lol
you're fucking wild, style.
can we get some screenshots?

SKAMPOE
10-31-2011, 06:30 PM
Gavin has a fetish of knowing lil white kids on the innernetz are watching his nekkid body
n e who inquires abt it ''daPorn'' is a closet homo

cinemapasta
10-31-2011, 06:34 PM
Somebody order a pizza?










































http://i43.tinypic.com/20z6tzm.jpg

CEITEDMOFO
10-31-2011, 06:41 PM
LOL@ STYLE TRYING TO RAP LIKE BUTTERFLY ON THAT TRACK
http://s.dsimg.com/image/A-150-107115-1107889345.gif
nTqEgbVEYJA





P.S. CHECK THIS CHICK OUT SHE GIVES KILLA BRAINS
http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/39323

soul controller
10-31-2011, 07:13 PM
lol nioce styles :) shame it dont let me rep u :(

is it the same girl as in your black lingerie video?

Olive Oil Goombah
10-31-2011, 07:18 PM
sorry Gav, I prefer the weiners in my porn to be anonymous. Plus, never a big black on black fan.

food for thought
10-31-2011, 07:19 PM
lol was style blackout drunk after the break up when he posted this?

the time on the OP says 2 AM for me LOL

so it was probably 4 in the morning on the east coast

Olive Oil Goombah
10-31-2011, 07:20 PM
He's on DiVince sleep patterns.


Get with the program stupid. we all are.

CEITEDMOFO
10-31-2011, 07:34 PM
YEA YOU CAN TELL STYLES WAS REAL UPSET ABOUT THIS YOUNG DAMSEL BREAKING HIS HEART SINCE HE OVER REACTED ON SKAMPs WACK JOKE PEEP IT


ahahahahahahaha ahahaha nigga, a tear just rolled down my cheek.
wtf. my side hrts

^ HE WAS PROBABLY CRYING LAUGHING
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lXeGPHzfsRI/TSs3UimXtBI/AAAAAAAAAls/KzZLs1wa1VY/s1600/dawson-crying.jpg

ShaDynasty
10-31-2011, 07:34 PM
wouldn't it be funny if this ends up on porn sites and random people are coming up to style like "do I know you from somewhere?"

Dr. Simon Hurt
10-31-2011, 07:41 PM
Gavin has a fetish of knowing lil white kids on the innernetz are watching his nekkid body
n e who inquires abt it ''daPorn'' is a closet homo

lol


He's on DiVince sleep patterns.


Get with the program stupid. we all are.

da Vinci?

JASPER
10-31-2011, 07:43 PM
YEA YOU CAN TELL STYLES WAS REAL UPSET ABOUT THIS YOUNG DAMSEL BREAKING HIS HEART SINCE HE OVER REACTED ON SKAMPs WACK JOKE PEEP IT




^ HE WAS PROBABLY CRYING LAUGHING
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lXeGPHzfsRI/TSs3UimXtBI/AAAAAAAAAls/KzZLs1wa1VY/s1600/dawson-crying.jpg
http://scottbarrykaufman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/2010-011.jpg

food for thought
10-31-2011, 07:44 PM
^lmao @ that sig

JiggaGenious
10-31-2011, 07:52 PM
Watch out Lexington Steele, B.W. Style is gunning for you.


6. how to roll a blunt nude- no penis
8. how pick up a hooker on masonic grounds
12. instructional video for women on how to take a big dick

teaching the seeds

Olive Oil Goombah
10-31-2011, 07:57 PM
lol




da Vinci?



No....Tony DiVince.....sleeps from 6 to 12, than 4 to 7 than again at 6.

Its called teh Queens treatment.

ShaDynasty
10-31-2011, 08:01 PM
bullshit, but...

da vinci does have a sleep pattern 5 hours, each spread over the day. both of them shits sound unpleasant.

MAYOR QUIMBY
10-31-2011, 08:59 PM
Why did you break up with her?

And do you have any anal?

EAGLE EYE
10-31-2011, 09:11 PM
Gavin has a fetish of knowing lil white kids on the innernetz are watching his nekkid body
n e who inquires abt it ''daPorn'' is a closet homo


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http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9vhiuf3cv1qdxp5ko1_500.png

JiggaGenious
10-31-2011, 09:54 PM
Why did you break up with her?

peep the thread title, WE broke up = she dumped his ass

And do you have any anal?

No. 3 "features STYLE gettin his salad tossed"
She mighta slipped a finger in his ass if that's what you're asking (who am i kidding, of course that's what you meant)

when should we start worrying about him, look at his last post
ahahahahahahaha ahahaha nigga, a tear just rolled down my cheek.
wtf. my side hrts
he's clearly delirious and drinking himself to sleep. also seems to have a pain in his side, it could be cancer.
let's hope he wakes up and feels better, don't need tears falling in ya capn crunch

check two
10-31-2011, 10:08 PM
I can hear Dashboard Confessional all the way from there

http://thejesuscodpiece.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/black-emo.jpg

JiggaGenious
10-31-2011, 10:12 PM
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llBARlllCODEll
10-31-2011, 10:21 PM
i'll do the soundtracks if its money in it hahaahaaa

if Bronze and Skampoe agrees we can use this but Skamopoe has to agree to do a double feature. Skampoe is where the big bucks are.

fQtvRMM8uxY

make sure u got a fan on ur beard. and a white broad inn ur ass crack
hahaaahaaaaaha lmao

RzaRectum
10-31-2011, 11:24 PM
Ahahaha. Skampoe and Robby are leery of men wanting to see porn.
That's like somone who said, "If you don't like dicks, then you're a faggot" :lmao:

theheavens
11-01-2011, 01:20 AM
of course she's the one who broke up with him. that's what bitches do. they build you up so they can drop you. greatest satisfaction in their lives. there's a psychological term for it, I believe it's called: no fucking soul

JiggaGenious
11-01-2011, 01:47 AM
It'd be so much easier if it was just us guys...

SKAMPOE
11-01-2011, 05:03 AM
i'll do the soundtracks if its money in it hahaahaaa

if Bronze and Skampoe agrees we can use this but Skamopoe has to agree to do a double feature. Skampoe is where the big bucks are.

fQtvRMM8uxY

make sure u got a fan on ur beard. and a white broad inn ur ass crack
hahaaahaaaaaha lmao
http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/facebook1849368192.jpg

Lex Lugor
11-01-2011, 11:48 AM
Hahaha Ive already seen the style getting his salad tossed clip. Stuff is heavy. She call of duty dolphin dives right in while he's puckering up smirking at the camera humping the carpet facedown using both hands to spread cheek.

Its hard to choose with only descriptions styley, I choose all my porn based purely on the screen shots!

SKAMPOE
11-01-2011, 01:12 PM
ahahahaha

EAGLE EYE
11-01-2011, 05:58 PM
Hahaha Ive already seen the style getting his salad tossed clip.

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SKAMPOE
11-01-2011, 06:27 PM
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/11/07/cartoons/111107_cartoon_032_a16135_p465.gif

CEITEDMOFO
11-01-2011, 09:30 PM
R.I.P. STYLEmASRER

food for thought
11-01-2011, 09:33 PM
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll270/taosoul/void-gif1.gif

JiggaGenious
11-01-2011, 09:47 PM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnjllINAJ1qfbxavo1_250.gif

Dr. Simon Hurt
11-01-2011, 11:04 PM
http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/6870/disgusted.gif

Uncle Steezo
11-01-2011, 11:06 PM
hahahahaha sorry i took so long to respond. yeah she dumped me. snoopin thru my phone and found my hidden stash of pussy pics. 90% of which i had never seen irl.
thats the tragedy of the ordeal. i was sleep in the bed and she slapped me in the head to wake me up. then she starts in with the cuss out. she likes to show out when she gets mad so i just got dressed and gathered my things. her mom tries to get me stay and see if we could work it out. but once again ol girl starts talkin shit. (mom knows that i'm basically a good guy and a jackpot on top of that) mom tells her to shut up and go to her room. LOL. i kindly tell mom that its not working and leave.

so yeah, i didn't speak to her in weeks and then i texted her and she said i musyt not have given a fuck about her cause i didn't fight for her, then ended it with an all caps "fuck you"



uh i'll get on those screenshots for yall tomorrow.

Uncle Steezo
11-01-2011, 11:10 PM
it was good while it lasted. a solid 18 months. lasted almost as long as my marriage.

i manifested her using secret science, so it wont be a problem pulling down another one from the heavens. this time i'll make sure i specify that she doesn't mind pussy pics.

gotta be specific with these things.

check two
11-01-2011, 11:16 PM
http://s1.hubimg.com/u/2688768_f520.jpg

JiggaGenious
11-02-2011, 12:37 AM
so i just got dressed and gathered my things. her mom tries to get me stay and see if we could work it out. but once again ol girl starts talkin shit. (mom knows that i'm basically a good guy and a jackpot on top of that) mom tells her to shut up and go to her room. LOL. i kindly tell mom that its not working and leave.

so yeah, i didn't speak to her in weeks and then i texted her and she said i musyt not have given a fuck about her cause i didn't fight for her, then ended it with an all caps "fuck you"


damn that's pretty awesome.

It's interesting that she expected you to come crawling back, bitches love to have something over you and make you beg for forgiveness, i was in the same situation except i was a pussy and played her games, it was a miserable time.

Uncle Steezo
11-02-2011, 04:39 AM
yeah was saying shit like "i dont want to ever see you again! and i mean it. i'm looking into you eyes and telling you." but in her head she is expecting me to play myself and grovel cause she really doesnt mean it.

in the past, her mom has told me that she says shit that is impossible to take back. so i told the girl if she says shit to me i'm gonna assume she means it and act accordingly. so she went there out of spite.

shoulda listened to skateboard P
HT5v-zOoPUU

SKAMPOE
11-02-2011, 05:02 AM
cant u werk it out with ur baby momz, for the kids sake...

Queen Of Poetry
11-02-2011, 06:22 AM
hahahahaha sorry i took so long to respond. yeah she dumped me. snoopin thru my phone and found my hidden stash of pussy pics. 90% of which i had never seen irl.
thats the tragedy of the ordeal. i was sleep in the bed and she slapped me in the head to wake me up. then she starts in with the cuss out. she likes to show out when she gets mad so i just got dressed and gathered my things. her mom tries to get me stay and see if we could work it out. but once again ol girl starts talkin shit. (mom knows that i'm basically a good guy and a jackpot on top of that) mom tells her to shut up and go to her room. LOL. i kindly tell mom that its not working and leave.

so yeah, i didn't speak to her in weeks and then i texted her and she said i musyt not have given a fuck about her cause i didn't fight for her, then ended it with an all caps "fuck you"



uh i'll get on those screenshots for yall tomorrow.


Ummmmm u stayed at her house and she lives with her mom?????? Get a grown woman and not someone's child..........



But yeah I'll take the porn......I don't mind seeing Style's pee pee lol

theheavens
11-02-2011, 02:30 PM
you know his ex is at home right now listening to Adele

IrOnMaN
11-02-2011, 02:47 PM
Ummmmm u stayed at her house and she lives with her mom?????? Get a grown woman and not someone's child..........




The GOOD thing was she was sexy and didn't have any kids.

Mumm Ra
11-02-2011, 04:40 PM
everyone is someone's child
if its old enough to bleed its old enough to breed

JiggaGenious
11-02-2011, 04:49 PM
everyone is someone's child
if its old enough to bleed its old enough to breed
lol
http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/2x3341642/girl_with_skinned_knee_in_examination_room_42-17982111.jpg
hide yo kids if they got a nosebleed when mumm ra' around.

CEITEDMOFO
11-02-2011, 06:17 PM
GOOD JOB ON NOT FOLDInG OUT LIKE 99% OF THIS FORUM

GRAVEY TAKE NOTES

tekunique
11-02-2011, 06:24 PM
wahahhahahahahahha



*dead*

Uncle Steezo
11-02-2011, 08:30 PM
Ummmmm u stayed at her house and she lives with her mom?????? Get a grown woman and not someone's child..........



But yeah I'll take the porn......I don't mind seeing Style's pee pee lol

girl you know you can get the live viewing.

but her moms would say shit like "gavin would you please take this girl in the back and put her to sleep, she gettin on my damn nerves."
or when i would come thru late night and ol girl waned to sit up and hang with moms
"girl he don't wanna sit up here with me. he wanna have an orgasm and go to sleep."

moms is cool as hell.
"

JiggaGenious
11-02-2011, 08:38 PM
What does her mom look like, any good?

CEITEDMOFO
11-02-2011, 08:58 PM
YEA IM SURE A SECONDARY HAS A SHoT WITH A MOM

http://i904.photobucket.com/albums/ac249/ChristoJean/Nuclear/smh.gif

JiggaGenious
11-02-2011, 10:39 PM
i did pretty well with your mom CEITED, im still picking her ass hairs out of my teeth

Uncle Steezo
11-02-2011, 11:17 PM
mom is 42 and was fine back in the day, but then had medical problems and turned into a 300lb, oxygen tank using, scooter rider, and was a shut in until my charms and encouragement reopened the outside world to her.
mom loved me. and i bet she still tellin ol girl how stupid she is.
don't get me wrong tho. she kept it really real. once she even punched me dead in the chest cause ol girl snitched on me and told her about some foul shit i said in anger.

SKAMPOE
11-02-2011, 11:43 PM
do us all a solid and smash her momz bee

Lex Lugor
11-02-2011, 11:53 PM
fuck that we all just tryin tah see yo dick fool where the pics @

?

JiggaGenious
11-03-2011, 12:39 AM
mom is 42 and was fine back in the day, but then had medical problems and turned into a 300lb, oxygen tank using, scooter rider, and was a shut in until my charms and encouragement reopened the outside world to her.

that was pretty cool of you, no wonder she liked you so much, sounds like you were the best thing to happen to them. now they just have each other to fight with.

get on the screenshots asap