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ShaDynasty
11-02-2011, 06:37 PM
In news which has stunned the world, Selena Gomez's 17-year-old superstar boyfriend has been named in a paternity lawsuit which Yeater filed on October 31.

The Bieber fan has asked the star to submit to a paternity test, and is asking the singer 'to provide adequate support for my baby', the result of a tryst she alleged lasted no longer than 30 seconds.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2056796/Justin-Bieber-baby-Selena-Gomez-shows-strain-Mariah-Yeater-love-child-claim.html#ixzz1cb8M77jZ



I read this on the train and rofled so hard I had to show the guy opposite me, he started laughing too.

http://i598.photobucket.com/albums/tt67/chowter/justin%20bieber/jusitinhahaaah.jpg

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2056796/Justin-Bieber-baby-Selena-Gomez-shows-strain-Mariah-Yeater-love-child-claim.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

CEITEDMOFO
11-02-2011, 07:05 PM
WHAT A STuD

check two
11-02-2011, 07:10 PM
If it was the other way around, and the Bieb man was 20, and the chick was underage, they would be trying to file rape charges.

ShaDynasty
11-02-2011, 07:13 PM
“After waiting for a short period of time with several young women, Justin Bieber appeared and engaged me in conversation. Immediately, it was obvious that we were mutually attracted to one another, and we began to kiss. Shortly thereafter, Justin Bieber suggested that I go with him to a private place where we could be alone. I agreed to go with him and on the walk to a private area, he told me he wanted to make love to me and this was going to be his first time.

After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone — a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me. At the time I asked him to put a condom for protection, but he insisted that he did not want to.

In his own words, he said that because it was his first time he wanted to feel everything. Justin then “quickly took off my clothes.” He was on top of me with my legs around him. At the time I was on top of some type of shelf. The sexual intercourse itself was brief, lasting only approximately 30 seconds.”

CEITEDMOFO
11-02-2011, 07:13 PM
If it was the other way around, and the Bieb man was 20, and the chick was underage, they would be trying to file rape charges.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/2/15/129107453978045842.jpg

check two
11-02-2011, 07:15 PM
Selena is 19? Looks about 12.

ShaDynasty
11-02-2011, 07:19 PM
how many times ya think bieber has told chicks its his first time before premature ejaculating in his skinny jeans?

EAGLE EYE
11-02-2011, 07:30 PM
lmao @ "TRYST"

CEITEDMOFO
11-02-2011, 07:35 PM
IM PRETTY SURE SHE WAS HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE SOSA BUST IN 20 SECONDs

EAGLE EYE
11-02-2011, 07:40 PM
Bieber is probably the cutest rapist on record


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-R9NLGdHX-l0/TdutBVyBLUI/AAAAAAAAHMg/qd_9vyA2j-k/s640/Selena-Gomez-in-Bikini-Hot-Collections-015.jpg

ShaDynasty
11-02-2011, 08:01 PM
yeah shes hot but I never premature ejaculated, I don't think my dick is capable of it.

If you don't have that problem then it takes 3 minutes and every man on here has to slow it down and vary it up, postpone it with foreplay, kissing and titty slapping so that they can last a respectable time. Last time I had sex I made the shit last about 30 minutes, if Ida stuck my dick in there and just pumped I'd have fucked up and the girl would have told everyone.

thats the problem right there women take from my experience 30 minutes to an hour to have an orgasm (or at least to fake it so you can stop the shit) and I and men in general take 3 minutes.

check two
11-02-2011, 08:09 PM
yeah shes hot but I never premature ejaculated, I don't think my dick is capable of it.

If you don't have that problem then it takes 3 minutes and every man on here has to slow it down and vary it up, postpone it with foreplay, kissing and titty slapping so that they can last a respectable time. Last time I had sex I made the shit last about 30 minutes, if Ida stuck my dick in there and just pumped I'd have fucked up and the girl would have told everyone.

thats the problem right there women take from my experience 30 minutes to an hour to have an orgasm (or at least to fake it so you can stop the shit) and I and men in general take 3 minutes.

XayUCLgxS5c

JiggaGenious
11-02-2011, 08:34 PM
"...He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me...The sexual intercourse itself was brief, lasting only approximately 30 seconds"

I think it's safe to say the shit was not fucked out.

EAGLE EYE
11-02-2011, 08:57 PM
wshhoBNVv2yzPL5kle71

CEITEDMOFO
11-02-2011, 09:12 PM
CHECK JUST ETHEReD SOSA

diggy
11-02-2011, 09:40 PM
wshhoBNVv2yzPL5kle71

hard time believing this is not written

JiggaGenious
11-03-2011, 01:14 AM
that Otis video was an improvement over this one at least
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MaskedAvenger
11-03-2011, 01:21 AM
wack bitch

IrOnMaN
11-03-2011, 05:18 PM
This is sad.

JASPER
11-03-2011, 05:27 PM
XayUCLgxS5cI could last for hours if a chick looks like Missy Elliot.

IrOnMaN
11-03-2011, 05:41 PM
It's sad really. I feel sorry for the guy because a woman is trying to obtain money over something she obviously made up to gain attention. Typical. Maybe he should go on the Maury show and prove that he isn't the father, then the bitch would run back stage while crying.

JiggaGenious
11-03-2011, 07:10 PM
bitches always up to something, that's why i don't leave used condoms at their crib, i tie the end and pocket them shits.
She might put my semen in a turkey baster and impregnate herself or leave it at a crime scene.

diggy
11-03-2011, 07:16 PM
As far as I'm concerned, you're not really considered a megastar until you're embroiled in a scandal or lawsuit (http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2010/01/07/tor-reeves-dna-test.html). For Justin Bieber - this is both.



The singer is facing a paternity suit filed by a California woman who says he is the father of her three-month-old son. In (juicy court documents (http://www.radaronline.com/sites/radaronline.com/files/Mariah-Yeater-Vs-Justin-Bieber-court-document-hi-res.pdf) filed on Oct. 31st, 20-year-old Mariah Yeater (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2056629/Justin-Bieber-baby-Mariah-Yeater-baby-said-fathered-teen-idol-Justin-Bieber.html) alleges JB fathered her son Tristyn in a brief backstage fling after a concert. Yeater is asking the court for child support and coverage of her attorney fees. Bieber would have been 16 at the time of the alleged hook-up.


Meanwhile reps from Bieber's camp say they will "vigorously" pursue legal options to "defend and protect Justin against these allegations." Not sure how they'll head off Yeater's request for a DNA test to determine if Bieber is the father of her child. As Maury Povich (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maury_%28TV_series%29#Paternity_tests) knows from his frequent episodes devoted to mothers wanting paternity tests - they are a definitive way to end speculation, one way or another
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A California court has set a hearing on the matter for Dec. 15.


But here's the rub. If it turns out that Bieber did indeed father Yeater's son - it would prove that Yeater committed a crime. Under California's age-of-consent law, it was illegal for the then 19-year-old to have sex with a then 16-year-old Bieber. This would make her liable for a fine of up to $10,000 and a year in prison.



Now 17-year-old Biebs spoke up for himself (http://twitter.com/#%21/justinbieber) today on Twitter, tweeting "so I'm going to ignore the rumors... and focus on what is real. an opportunity to help by doing what I love. Judge me on the music! Love yall!" (sic)


The timing of this news is pretty interesting, the Stratford teen idol would have to admit. Just a day after his new Christmas album Under the Mistletoe is released, his name is on every gossip-brokers' lips. Wonder how this potential scandal will play with his more wholesome fans... or his sweet-as-apple-pie girlfriend .



So does this story fall under "any publicity is good publicity" axiom? What do you think?




-- Arisa Cox

http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/things-that-go-pop-blog/2011/11/say-it-aint-so-biebs.html

ShaDynasty
11-03-2011, 07:43 PM
lol at her starting a lawsuit not knowing the law, they both fucked up if its true.

I like the idea that its a hilarious practical joke though.

tajeco
11-05-2011, 01:16 AM
wshhoBNVv2yzPL5kle71

I assume it's written. Waaay better than I thought he could do. My only problem with it was the Japan-Kungfu line. Maybe it's a play on the remake of 'The Karate Kid' being in China

SKAMPOE
11-05-2011, 05:58 AM
Bieber's sperm aint even fully developed according to R.O.B pt3 whoighty cum charts

EAGLE EYE
11-05-2011, 03:08 PM
Bieber's sperm aint even fully developed according to R.O.B pt3 whoighty cum charts

hahahaha Wtf

Frank Sobotka
11-05-2011, 06:21 PM
If it wasn't for people hating on this kid I still would have no idea who he was.

RzaRectum
11-05-2011, 08:12 PM
bitches always up to something, that's why i don't leave used condoms at their crib, i tie the end and pocket them shits.
She might put my semen in a turkey baster and impregnate herself or leave it at a crime scene.


:lmao: She may even use it to put a voodoo or witches spell over you..

diggy
11-05-2011, 08:37 PM
bitches always up to something, that's why i don't leave used condoms at their crib, i tie the end and pocket them shits.
She might put my semen in a turkey baster and impregnate herself or leave it at a crime scene.

:lmao: She may even use it to put a voodoo or witches spell over you..


I see y'all knowin da ledge of sperm jizm!

IrOnMaN
11-07-2011, 02:38 PM
hard time believing this is not written


Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. If it was, he did a damn good job.:) I can't hate.

CEITEDMOFO
11-07-2011, 05:25 PM
GOOD NEWS FOR US BIEBER FANS, HES GONNA TAKE A DNA TEST TO PROVE HIS INNOCENT SO HE CAN BANG SELENA GOMEZ AGAIN AND SO THEY CAN DEAD THE MINUTE BOY RUMORs

JASPER
11-07-2011, 06:29 PM
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check two
11-17-2011, 01:49 PM
haha


http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/11/16/1116-tmz-text-message-justin-mariah-6-main-credit.jpg

http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/17/justin-bieber-baby-mama-busted-over-text-messages-welcome/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl2%7Csec1_lnk2%7C113651