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diggy
11-05-2011, 07:35 PM
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RzaRectum
11-05-2011, 08:50 PM
I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS ALSO RETARDED. He thinks he's going to find sympathy from Howard Stern's audience??? REALLY??? The same ma fucka that makes strippers take off their bikini's and do provocative shit on the air? The nigga is in for a rude awakening. He would've been better off on Oprah with a sympathetic all female audience.

diggy
11-05-2011, 08:57 PM
I thought he woulda thought ta get work on it when it fist happened, but naaw!

RzaRectum
11-05-2011, 09:33 PM
He went the typical man route. The "too embarrassed to get help, I can handle it" shit.

RzaRectum
11-05-2011, 09:35 PM
If he had a car, he would qualify for handicap provisions and get a scooter for local mobility.

diggy
11-05-2011, 09:38 PM
He went the typical man route. The "too embarrassed to get help, I can handle it" shit.

ya

that macho shit

diggy
11-05-2011, 09:40 PM
I wonder what a bme olympic feat. that man would look like.

SKAMPOE
11-05-2011, 09:48 PM
ya

that macho shit

Only females and faggits use the term
Macho

diggy
11-05-2011, 09:59 PM
you just used it!

so by ya own statement, u is a faggot or female

which is you fatboy?

food for thought
11-05-2011, 10:19 PM
lmao ^

food for thought
11-05-2011, 10:24 PM
ahahahah is the guy in the video trying to get come medical mary joana?

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/downloads/images/season-14/1403/1403_randyWheelBarrowA.jpg
also,

LOL @ the M.D in the video is Eritrean

food for thought
11-05-2011, 10:25 PM
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diggy
11-05-2011, 10:47 PM
hahahaha

IrOnMaN
11-06-2011, 01:08 PM
The more nut is ejected, the better the feeling. I wish I had fist size balls, though

Socrates92
11-06-2011, 03:33 PM
Haha knew there'd be that south park clip in here when I saw the thread title.

SKAMPOE
11-06-2011, 03:45 PM
lmfao

EAGLE EYE
11-06-2011, 03:45 PM
The more nut is ejected, the better the feeling. I wish I had fist size balls, though

http://mensandra.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/et.jpg

food for thought
11-06-2011, 03:54 PM
lol i was surprised nobody had mentioned it yet^

JASPER
11-06-2011, 04:28 PM
The more nut is ejected, the better the feeling. I wish I had fist size balls, though
haha

hahahaha



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH1!!!!!!

OH SHIT

OH FUCK

I'M LAUGHING SO HARD CUM IS SHOOTING FROM MY NIPPLES.

http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff449/robochrist1/f70c1136.gif

diggy
11-06-2011, 05:24 PM
I wonder if that man considered doing natural male enhancement commercials?


http://www.enzyte.com/images/lt_bg.jpg

Sky Blue Bally Kid
11-06-2011, 05:43 PM
$1 million for the op? That's bullshit!

Chi-Town Collizion
11-07-2011, 12:57 AM
if that mofucka ever gets kicked in the nuts someones gettin a 200 lb nutslap to the foehead lol that niggas balls would crack someones cranium open lol

cutn' heads
11-07-2011, 07:20 AM
there's a dude with this condition who is always hanging in the pool bar in ocean city MD. his balls float. it's unsettling.

IrOnMaN
11-07-2011, 07:30 PM
I do feel sorry for the guy, though. I cannot imagine what he is going through. It must be rough. $1,000,000 for surgery? A rich person should write him a check. They have the money to spare.

food for thought
11-07-2011, 07:37 PM
ahahahah

Tectrus,

do you watch south park and family guy and shit?

IrOnMaN
11-07-2011, 07:39 PM
ahahahah

Tectrus,

do you watch south park and family guy and shit?


I haven't watched Family Guy in a while. South Park isn't funny to me.

CEITEDMOFO
11-07-2011, 07:53 PM
I GOT HIM ON FACEBOOK HIS LAST STATUs WAS "A MILLIE FOR SURGERY FML"

diggy
10-16-2012, 06:30 PM
A Las Vegas man who suffers from a rare condition that made his scrotum swell to 100 pounds is basking in the fame that his giant organ has brought him.



In fact, the attention is proving so intoxicating that Wesley Warren Jr turned down an offer to perform the $1 million corrective surgery for free because he would have had to give up the rights to his story. A second doctor has agreed to waive most of the cost for the procure, but Mr Warren still hasn't taken him up on the offer.


The watermelon-size scrotum Mr Warren carries between his legs has landed him on the Howard Stern Show and the Comedy Central program Tosh.0 and made him a local celebrity in his hometown.

The surgery is highly complicated and he fears he could die on the operating table.


The massive swelling is caused by fluid building up in his scrotum. Doctors must remove the excess tissue and then completely rebuild his scrotum.



There's also a chance, and not a small one, that complications could force the surgeons to cut off his penis and testicles if his scrotum won't stop bleeding.


Dr Joel Gelman, a University of California, Irvine surgeon, who has 'never lost a patient or a testicle' while performing the operation has offered to fly to Nevada and perform the procedure for free, as well, the Review-Journal reports.

Mr Warren still hasn't followed through with Dr Gelman.







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diggy
08-20-2013, 01:40 AM
Finally had it removed.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/19/health/tlc-man-132-pound-scrotum/index.html?hpt=hp_bn13

PALEHORSE
08-21-2013, 12:46 AM
if i had balls that big i would just get an aussie or wucorp mod to hold them for me

unfortunately for me these fags cant bench press 50lbs so i carry mine by myself

Art Vandelay
08-21-2013, 07:53 AM
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The Hound
08-21-2013, 08:28 AM
Lol palehorse has thoughts of other men holding his balls what a faggit

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-21-2013, 10:00 AM
bwahahahahahah^

Art Vandelay
03-17-2014, 06:48 PM
RIP...


Wesley Warren Jr., who received worldwide notoriety because of his problems with a scrotum that grew to 132 pounds, died Friday at a Las Vegas hospital. He was 49.

No cause of death was officially announced, but Warren's roommate, Joey Hurtado, told the Las Vegas Review-Journal that Warren had suffered two heart attacks recently.

“He was in the hospital for five and a half weeks,” Hurtado told the paper. “He had infections that I think were brought on by his diabetes and then he had those heart attacks.”

Hurtado also told the paper he didn't believe that his friend's testicle removal surgery last year was a factor in the death.

When Warren had the surgery last April, he entered the operating room weighing 552 pounds. Thirteen hours later, he was 200 pounds lighter.

Warren said his scrotum first became enlarged in May 2008 when he suffered an injury on his right testicle.

"I woke up the next day and my scrotum was the size of a honeydew melon," he told HuffPost Live in August. "My personal hell was just beginning."

With every passing month, Warren's scrotum grew 3 pounds or more. And with no health insurance, he had little opportunity to seek help, until he became internationally known for his freakish bulge.


To cradle his watermelon-sized sex organ, he wore a hooded sweatshirt as pants, using the hood as a makeshift scrotum sling.

"Even when I got offers to help, it was hard," he told HuffPost. "My scrotum was so large I couldn't get on a plane. I was too big to use an airplane restroom."

Warren's condition first made headlines in October 2011.

He initially sought donations to pay for the estimated $1 million surgery, but turned down an offer from the "Dr. Oz Show" to pay for the surgery in exchange for exclusive interview rights.

Some speculated that Warren's interest in fame was bigger than the misery caused by his enlarged scrotum, a charge he denied vehemently.

"Who would want to live like this?" Warren said. "I just don't want to die during the operation."

With the help of radio talk show host Howard Stern, Warren finally agreed to see Dr. Joel Gelman, a California urologist who specializes in scrotal lymphedema, a disorder that causes the scrotum to become "extremely large as lymph fluid and tissue accumulates."

Although Warren had hoped to find a woman after his scrotum issues were solved, that may not have happened.

Warren admitted to HuffPost that his condition left him with no sex drive and "little or no testosterone."

However, he said that lack of a sex drive may have been a blessing in disguise.

"Imagine if I had desires," Warren said. "There isn't anything I could've done about it. That would be a personal kind of hell."

diggy
04-08-2014, 01:16 AM
Ya.