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wuswordz95
12-14-2011, 08:44 PM
when I was like 22. I would pick up a newspaper magazine and look at the whores in the backpage. those bitches look hot and they probally charge like 300 bucks. which, means they are disease free. unlike that mexican hooker that walks down the street.


I would envision the escort high price hooker at my place . on that sexy body would be a maid/cooking outfit with no pants on. just her undies on
It would set the mood right for myself if she is cooking, while Iam lusting at that ass. she drops something on the floor and as she picks up what she dropped her boobs peak out of her shirt.

I can no longer control my urges I grind up against her. I get her in the mood and fuck her doggystle . I fuck her on the stove.
this fanasty made me save up cash and I couldnt wait for it to become real


I got cash. yay!! I make the call. the girl sounds hot. the girl that i called sort of looked like that wrestler from wcw daffney.

I hear a car. it must be her. I am gona get my dick wet. what a loser using money to get laid. stfu inner voice.

knock knock and the doorbell rings. while Iam about to open the door I hear the lady talkn. she doesnt sound like the chix from the phone. she sounds like joan rivers. I look in the peep hole and its white lady in her late 40's or early 50's. gross. she looks nothing like dafney.

I dont answer the door. they call me. they say where are you? is this the right adress. they said are you on the westside or east side. i lied and said eastside. the girl that called me was the girl i called. I smell a bunny.

oh shit what if they comeback. and they did like 2 hours later. 2hours later I had to get ready for work and I was worried. I woke up to the police lights (at the time I thought it was maybe a firetrucker lights)and a radio on and that joan rivers lady talkn and a mans voice. I peep by the window and sure enough it was the same lady

the lady even knocked . i frooze and dropped on the floor. thank god she didnt linger. I went back to sleep got ready. nervous to walk out. I walked out and wheew noone outside.

I wasnt sure what was the deal did they think I played a joke on tghem. did i have to fuck that joan rivers chix and gave them my money by force. my freind said that it was likely a prostituion sting operation. good thing those coppers got a ugly chix.

thats my story of my youth

ShaDynasty
12-14-2011, 11:05 PM
prostitution sting operation?! wouldn't they go after the hookers and pimps and not their customers? lol @ you saving up money for a hooker.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-15-2011, 08:29 PM
lol they came back two hours later?

JASPER
12-15-2011, 08:41 PM
when I was like 22. I would pick up a newspaper magazine and look at the whores in the backpage. those bitches look hot and they probally charge like 300 bucks. which, means they are disease free. unlike that mexican hooker that walks down the street.


I would envision the escort high price hooker at my place . on that sexy body would be a maid/cooking outfit with no pants on. just her undies on
It would set the mood right for myself if she is cooking, while Iam lusting at that ass. she drops something on the floor and as she picks up what she dropped her boobs peak out of her shirt.

I can no longer control my urges I grind up against her. I get her in the mood and fuck her doggystle . I fuck her on the stove.
this fanasty made me save up cash and I couldnt wait for it to become real


I got cash. yay!! I make the call. the girl sounds hot. the girl that i called sort of looked like that wrestler from wcw daffney.

I hear a car. it must be her. I am gona get my dick wet. what a loser using money to get laid. stfu inner voice.

knock knock and the doorbell rings. while Iam about to open the door I hear the lady talkn. she doesnt sound like the chix from the phone. she sounds like joan rivers. I look in the peep hole and its white lady in her late 40's or early 50's. gross. she looks nothing like dafney.

I dont answer the door. they call me. they say where are you? is this the right adress. they said are you on the westside or east side. i lied and said eastside. the girl that called me was the girl i called. I smell a bunny.

oh shit what if they comeback. and they did like 2 hours later. 2hours later I had to get ready for work and I was worried. I woke up to the police lights (at the time I thought it was maybe a firetrucker lights)and a radio on and that joan rivers lady talkn and a mans voice. I peep by the window and sure enough it was the same lady

the lady even knocked . i frooze and dropped on the floor. thank god she didnt linger. I went back to sleep got ready. nervous to walk out. I walked out and wheew noone outside.

I wasnt sure what was the deal did they think I played a joke on tghem. did i have to fuck that joan rivers chix and gave them my money by force. my freind said that it was likely a prostituion sting operation. good thing those coppers got a ugly chix.

thats my story of my youth
Hahahahahaha! That made me smile.

I don't think it was a sting though, cause placing an ad in the paper would be entrapment. Sucks that it's illegal in America. Even the girls charging 300 an hour could have herpes and all that. I would use a rubber either way if I were you.

I could start posting prostitute stories here, but most of 'm are either boring or make me look like even more of a dipshit.

RzaRectum
12-16-2011, 12:18 PM
this fanasty made me save up cash and I couldnt wait for it to become real


I got cash. yay!! I make the call. the girl sounds hot. the girl that i called sort of looked like that wrestler from wcw daffney.

I hear a car. it must be her. I am gona get my dick wet. what a loser using money to get laid. stfu inner voice.

knock knock and the doorbell rings. while Iam about to open the door I hear the lady talkn. she doesnt sound like the chix from the phone. she sounds like joan rivers. I look in the peep hole and its white lady in her late 40's or early 50's. gross. she looks nothing like dafney. I smell a bunny.

oh shit what if they comeback. and they did like 2 hours later. 2hours later I had to get ready for work and I was worried. I woke up to the police lights (at the time I thought it was maybe a firetrucker lights)and a radio on and that joan rivers lady talkn and a mans voice. I peep by the window and sure enough it was the same lady

the lady even knocked . i frooze and dropped on the floor. thank god she didnt linger. I went back to sleep got ready. nervous to walk out. I walked out and wheew noone outside.

I wasnt sure what was the deal did they think I played a joke on tghem. did i have to fuck that joan rivers chix and gave them my money by force. my freind said that it was likely a prostituion sting operation. good thing those coppers got a ugly chix.

thats my story of my youth
She came back to get the money. She's not driving all over town for free. Give it to my bitch or I'm gonna break off your fuckin knee caps!!!!!!!!!!