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Uncle Steezo
12-23-2011, 01:22 AM
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food for thought
12-23-2011, 01:28 AM
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Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
12-23-2011, 03:03 AM
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Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
12-23-2011, 03:04 AM
are you still postin in this gay forum?wtf

Uncle Steezo
12-23-2011, 03:25 AM
are you still postin in this gay forum?wtf
where else can i meet cute greek guys who love to cuddle in exchange for getting their stringy hair braided?

EAGLE EYE
12-23-2011, 03:28 AM
are you still postin in this gay forum?wtf

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Sky Blue Bally Kid
12-23-2011, 10:24 AM
lol, thread title sounds like some Christmas kid's film.

Holocaust
12-25-2011, 09:12 PM
terrible

JASPER
12-25-2011, 09:27 PM
Funny video.

Earlier tonight I ruined my girlfriends family Christmas. I came to her house, drunk as shit. Her mother opened the door...

"HEY EVRYONEE I GOT PRESENTSS" I yell down the hall
"Jasp, what are you doing here?"
"BRINGING YOU NIGGAS SOME FUCKING PRESETNS HOE"
"Look, she doesn't wanna see you"
"CAN I AT LEAST COME IN AND GIVE EVERYONE THEIR PRESENT?"
"Now is not the time"
"OK, I'L JUST TOSS THESE DOWN CHIMNEY OK?"
"I'm going to close the door now, good bye"

She closes the door

There I stand, in front of my girlfriends house, who I had a fight with or broke with earlier this month. I'm holding a blackberry purse embedded in Swarovski diamonds or some shit for my girls sister, an architecture book for her father and cooking book for her mother, all wrapped in shiny Christmas paper.

I just stand there in a drunken stupor, baffled. In an angry fit, I throw the presents at full force at their roof. One of the books stays on the roof and the rest falls back down. Kind of like how Bryan Cranston threw a pizza at his roof.

Then I wandered around the city for two hours and decided to go home and be angry and drunk on the internet.

Happy Christmas faggits.

JASPER
12-25-2011, 09:33 PM
They're Jewish, so I guess they've unwrapped the presents anyway by now.

SKAMPOE
12-25-2011, 09:44 PM
ahahahahahahahaha @ the first posts and at jasps story

also it was hillarious the pizza thrown on the roof scene on that meth show breaking bad

CEITEDMOFO
12-25-2011, 09:47 PM
JASP WITH ANOTHER ONE OF HIS STOLEN POSTs

JASPER
12-25-2011, 09:51 PM
JASP WITH ANOTHER ONE OF HIS STOLEN POSTs
Damn fag. Chill, I don't steal no poasts. Prove it. I just typed that shit, homo. And what other post I stole?

CEITEDMOFO
12-25-2011, 10:06 PM
RZARECTum WILL PROVE IT, U CAN TELL WHEN ITS A PARAGRAPH STORY AND ITS TOO CREATIVE FOR A AUSTISTIC QUEER LIKE YOURSELF TO COME UP WITH

THE BEST ONE WAS ABOUT GETTIN A 16 YR OLDS NUMBER THRU POKEMAN

JASPER
12-25-2011, 10:15 PM
Nope, all OC. Even the one with the spaghetti falling out my pockets at the cinema and the ushers shooting me with hot butter. I posted that one on 4chan earlier.

CEITEDMOFO
12-25-2011, 10:35 PM
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