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SKAMPOE
12-25-2011, 04:51 PM
4 Christmas ?

ShaDynasty
12-25-2011, 06:25 PM
The Wire boxset
Roots - undun
Prodigys book
Several long sleeved T's
deodorant, socks, pants, notepads, cash from aunts and grandmothers, a fuckload of chocolate.

basically what i asked for, i think i actually spent more on my parents than they did on me.

how many twinkies you get skamp?

CEITEDMOFO
12-25-2011, 06:31 PM
A GYM HOODY, 25 DOLLAR GIFT CARD FOR FOOTLOCKER

POLO SWEATER
POLO LONG SLEEVE

AND ZIPPER HOODY, ALSO A ECKO SHIRT THAT ILL PROLLY JUST ROCK FOR THE CRIb

drippie k
12-25-2011, 07:10 PM
10 bucks from grandma n grandpa lol and a 100 dollar gift card i can use anywhere from my parents...my brother and my parents all got eachother ipads lol those bastards..but my dad did come visit for a week all the way from spain and got to see some family members that i don't really know or see often so that was pretty neat

Socrates92
12-25-2011, 09:26 PM
I got the book 'How to Rap', anyone read it? Interviews with a lot of dope artists, looking forward to starting it.

Also got San Andreas and a ps2 lol, been a while since I played it but it is without doubt, the best game ever.

Also got a mini Buddha statue and a t-shirt saying 'word is bond' lol

SKAMPOE
12-25-2011, 09:31 PM
good shit guys
i got a BOD body spray box set
got the bible SCARFACE on bluray in the ill tin case
got the extra special dose of that GOOD LOVIN from my woman


and my most favorite gift


a MacBook AIR

this fkn thing is no joke...



lol and no no twinkies

cinemapasta
12-25-2011, 11:12 PM
Christmas dinner with family

Aunt: "hey, why don't you play some Chrsitmas music from your ipod"

I squeeze my way out (I have people sitting on either side and a wall behind me)

Plug ipod into stereo, go to 'xmas music', set it to shuffle and play

Get situated in my spot at the table

All I want for Christmas by Mariah Carrey plays

Hear an unusually fast beat in the next song

Recognize it from Face Down Ass Up

Stand up and ask to be let out to fix the music

There's nothing wrong with the music just sit down and eat your- "THATS THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK"

Everyone looks at me

Music continues: "MAKE IT BOUNCE BABY MAKE IT BOUNCE BABY"

Force my way out of table to turn music off

My older sister is covering her sons ears

Turn it off right after the first line of "MAKE ME CUM BABY"

Turn around see family complete with aunts, uncles and grandparents staring at me

Run to bathroom

Wish I was dead

MKsEOAcn9ro

MaskedAvenger
12-25-2011, 11:41 PM
ahaha the funniest thing about that story....

All I want for Christmas by Mariah Carrey plays

SKAMPOE
12-26-2011, 12:42 AM
Christmas dinner with family

Aunt: "hey, why don't you play some Chrsitmas music from your ipod"

I squeeze my way out (I have people sitting on either side and a wall behind me)

Plug ipod into stereo, go to 'xmas music', set it to shuffle and play

Get situated in my spot at the table

All I want for Christmas by Mariah Carrey plays

Hear an unusually fast beat in the next song

Recognize it from Face Down Ass Up

Stand up and ask to be let out to fix the music

There's nothing wrong with the music just sit down and eat your- "THATS THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK"

Everyone looks at me

Music continues: "MAKE IT BOUNCE BABY MAKE IT BOUNCE BABY"

Force my way out of table to turn music off

My older sister is covering her sons ears

Turn it off right after the first line of "MAKE ME CUM BABY"

Turn around see family complete with aunts, uncles and grandparents staring at me

Run to bathroom

Wish I was dead

MKsEOAcn9ro

jasper is sure pathetic with the living to diffrent lives ONLINE

THE MASON
12-26-2011, 12:51 AM
GPS device

$300

$20 gift certificate to the local record shop

assorted living goods

the Tribe Called Quest Documentry

a new jacket

and too rhyme on stage with ghostface

RzaRectum
12-26-2011, 03:09 AM
http://nekobooru.net/data/5d/b6/5db61a9d71fa2c97ffff30c83dcaa6e5.gif










http://www.sexyfunnyjunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Fat-mommy-didoes-her-tight-asshole-sweaty-ass-pimpled-skin-obese.jpg

SKAMPOE
12-26-2011, 11:22 AM
GPS device

$300

$20 gift certificate to the local record shop

assorted living goods

the Tribe Called Quest Documentry

a new jacket

and too rhyme on stage with ghostfaceRight on

cinemapasta
12-26-2011, 06:32 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/2cesq3t.jpg

CEITEDMOFO
12-26-2011, 06:39 PM
LMAO

jasper is sure pathetic with the living to diffrent lives ONLINE

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn313/nicotinearmoire/gifs/stanley_nod.gif

cinemapasta
12-26-2011, 06:46 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/35i7ww3.jpg

Uncle Steezo
12-26-2011, 10:27 PM
iphone, leather motorcycle jacket & matching gloves, the wutang book, money.

SKAMPOE
12-26-2011, 11:46 PM
niiiice

lets face time some time nohomo

CEITEDMOFO
12-26-2011, 11:58 PM
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http://myfunnypics.org/d/1327-1/Funny+Basketball+Pic+of+Kobe+Bryant+groping+a+Chin ese+player.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
12-27-2011, 09:31 AM
browns hoody that I stole in a gift exchange, home depot gift card, Skyrim, golf glove, golf balls, little bit of cashola

PALEFORCE
12-27-2011, 12:08 PM
stacy adams suit

Caper
12-27-2011, 08:44 PM
All I got was bills

SKAMPOE
12-27-2011, 08:53 PM
yea xmas
we gon be paying for that day for months to come lol

tekunique
12-27-2011, 09:19 PM
a 30 dollar gift card for best buy....

lol i fucked with them tho.. to the sales chic that rang me up i was like "uh... that gift card comes with free parking right ?" lol... and she turns to her manager and asks him if it came with free parking haha and im like 'nah i was buggin' LOL... priceless

SKAMPOE
12-27-2011, 10:17 PM
Ahahahahahahaha aw man i gotta try that lmao classic

Mr. R&B
12-30-2011, 06:58 AM
Drunk......:beer:

Sky Blue Bally Kid
12-30-2011, 11:43 AM
Christmas dinner with family

Aunt: "hey, why don't you play some Chrsitmas music from your ipod"

I squeeze my way out (I have people sitting on either side and a wall behind me)

Plug ipod into stereo, go to 'xmas music', set it to shuffle and play

Get situated in my spot at the table

All I want for Christmas by Mariah Carrey plays

Hear an unusually fast beat in the next song

Recognize it from Face Down Ass Up

Stand up and ask to be let out to fix the music

There's nothing wrong with the music just sit down and eat your- "THATS THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK"

Everyone looks at me

Music continues: "MAKE IT BOUNCE BABY MAKE IT BOUNCE BABY"

Force my way out of table to turn music off

My older sister is covering her sons ears

Turn it off right after the first line of "MAKE ME CUM BABY"

Turn around see family complete with aunts, uncles and grandparents staring at me

Run to bathroom

Wish I was dead



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G.O.D.F.A.T.H.A.
12-30-2011, 11:48 AM
I got a Eminem poster, a Vinnie Paz sweater, a Aesop Rock pair of socks and a Machine Gun Kelly pair of shoes.

EAGLE EYE
12-30-2011, 12:24 PM
Eminem poster? Are you a chic?

G.O.D.F.A.T.H.A.
12-30-2011, 12:28 PM
I'm a white boy thug from South Central Wisconsin. You ever been to Little Rock,Wisconsin before son? And speaking of chics.........actually the word is spelled chicks but thats another word for another story..........I fucked your chic in your bed last night while eating Krystal chics and sipping on some chic nog.

EAGLE EYE
12-30-2011, 12:43 PM
Sounds like a thriving meth community

Well enjoy your bedroom eyes mr mathers poster

G.O.D.F.A.T.H.A.
12-30-2011, 12:45 PM
^Thanks son. Do you care for some tea or do you drink wine?

EAGLE EYE
12-30-2011, 12:53 PM
The funny thing is i had some tea for my cold when i stopped through portsmouth. Now im about to catch a direct flight to DIA, the masonic head quarters.

I'll get you some airplane pretzels

G.O.D.F.A.T.H.A.
12-30-2011, 12:57 PM
Tell my friend George W. Bush that I said that the ganja and the coke that he gave me was great.

EAGLE EYE
12-30-2011, 01:09 PM
Stop posting

G.O.D.F.A.T.H.A.
12-30-2011, 01:13 PM
^The illuminati won't allow me to stop "posting" son. Its actually called replying to threads but thats another story for another thread to be started by a loyal forum member.

SKAMPOE
12-30-2011, 01:21 PM
whoight powered poster^

JASPER
12-30-2011, 01:24 PM
http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/robochrist/2408da0f.jpg

G.O.D.F.A.T.H.A.
12-30-2011, 01:30 PM
^Is that your uncle Chevy Chase or is that your best friend?

Olive Oil Goombah
12-30-2011, 02:49 PM
sweet mantra broseph