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G.O.D.F.A.T.H.A.
01-18-2012, 05:16 PM
I remember when someone named Jay Z first sold drugs back in 1988. He was the leader of the Brooklyn crew back in 88. Now this Jay Z cat has come out with Blueprint 3. Here is my review for this shit.


1. Why do I bite so much - Excellent track

2. My dick can't get hard to fuck Beyonce - Another excellent track by the biggest biter in HipHop history

3. I'm not from Brooklyn I'm from Idaho featuring Memphis Bleek - I am glad to see Memphis Bleek back rapping. This guy is lyrical and hes a genius when it comes to making good music

4. I want to fuck Joe Budden - I had to skip this track

5. Camron was right, I do look like Joe Camel featuring the Camel City All stars - This is a good track.

6. Biggie sat on my face when he was alive - Another excellent track by the biter.

7. Tickle me Elmo - This track got skipped

8. I'm a biter - I love this track.

9. Fake drug dealers featuring Master P and Gucci Man - Master P has the best verse I have ever heard in years from a pop rap goon.

10. I sold drugs to my own mother featuring Jay Zs mother - I never knew that the biggest biter in the world mother could sing.

11. I wear tube socks - This is a great track

12. HipHop Effect is where I hang out at - This is a good track too.

13. Eminem stole my dildo and used it on Nick Cannon - This track is funny but true.

14. Bugz Gorilla and Camel Man featuring Fifty Cent - Fifty Cent is very lyrical on this track

15. My breath smells like horse ass - I love this track too.

16. Me and R. Kelly pissed on each other featuring R. Kelly - The Kell man is back and so is the big biter.

17. Bonus track - Mainstream wackness featuring Drake and Lil Wayne - This is a great track made by a great team of pop rappers.

18. Double Bonus track - Yea I bite so what? featuring the Big Biting All Stars - This is a great bonus track to add to this great album.



Special notes: I bought this album today from Best Buy and it only cost me 9.99 plus tax. I was one of the first 10 people in line to purchase this great album created by one of the greatest biters in the world today. It is a very solid album I must say. Thats all for now.

9.5/10 stars for this classic album.

G.O.D.F.A.T.H.A.
05-06-2012, 03:19 PM
Thanks to all the Jay Z supporters on Wu Tang Corp.

CEITEDMOFO
05-06-2012, 03:22 PM
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G.O.D.F.A.T.H.A.
05-06-2012, 03:24 PM
^Thanks son. Can I have Jay Z's autograph?

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-06-2012, 03:31 PM
FAILED MiSERABLY.

G.O.D.F.A.T.H.A.
05-06-2012, 03:34 PM
^Your father failed to miserably stick his small dick in your asshole while your gay uncle was watching you two coons.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-06-2012, 03:36 PM
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO SHOCK OR JUST TO KEEP UP THE PERCEPTION YOU ARE INDEED A MORON LACKiNG ANY CREATIVITY?

G.O.D.F.A.T.H.A.
05-06-2012, 03:39 PM
stop typing in all caps you illiterate fuck.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-06-2012, 03:43 PM
ILLiTERATE? THATS AMUZING COMING FROM AN INTERNET PERSONA THAT USES NO CAPS.

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO START A SENTENCE?

G.O.D.F.A.T.H.A.
05-07-2012, 12:36 PM
^Shut the fuck up bitch before I kick your ass again.

THE MASON
05-07-2012, 03:04 PM
worst internet persona ever

shoot yourself, twice for good measure

EAGLE EYE
05-07-2012, 03:32 PM
Im coming to Jacksonville with some homeless people to make soup kitchen in your POS car

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-07-2012, 03:35 PM
^Shut the fuck up bitch before I kick your ass again.

AGAIN? PLEASE TELL ME WHEN THiS 1ST OCCURRED BECAUSE CRACK DREAMS DON'T COUNT.

FatherSl!me
05-07-2012, 06:26 PM
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G.O.D.F.A.T.H.A.
01-18-2013, 10:36 PM
^You dumb ass coon.

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01-19-2013, 04:09 PM
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01-20-2013, 05:06 AM
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01-21-2013, 07:54 AM
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EAGLE EYE
01-21-2013, 03:34 PM
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