View Full Version : The Funky Drunk Vs Cap ( Cap WINS )

10-29-2005, 11:21 AM
The Funky Drunk Vs Cap
15-20 Lines

The Funky Drunk Drops His Verse 1st....

the funky drunk
10-29-2005, 12:02 PM
lets go ...

who the fuck is 'cap'? / and why the fuck did he challenge me? /
this boy's looking for a slap / ima break him down mathematically /
this guys 'good' apparently / but im better i rip with accuracy /
cage me and i'll always break free / theres no trapping me /
dont let me find out where you live / unless you really want a beat down /
i'll take you down into your grave / u think im shit? / your in for a treat clown /
so keep your trap closed / coz all that you spit is wack flows /
i dont think 'cap' knows / im crazy from my head to my toes /
i live in the temple of knowledge / fuck the avergae college /
embarking on an all out voyage / deffinately nobody to toy with /
i might just break this fools spine / with my horrific lines /
im alkali / here to neutralise this guys acidic rhymes /
im not the most experienced / but take heed when i say im serious /
leaving 'cap' delerious / make a show of it / drink a beer to this /
thats all im gonna say / just telling ya that i dont play /
but verbally i do slay / so stay the fuck out my way /
unless death is on your to do list / i'll kill ya gang - leave ya crewless /
so what ya gonna do bitch? / what? i thought ya knew this ....

10-29-2005, 12:30 PM
Coming Out Swinging Like The One And Only Bumpy Knucks
So Wittness Me Splatter This So Called "funky Drunk"
His Style Always Stinks,but In The Back Of My Trunk-he Stunk
My Words Are Beasts,so Beware When I Free Mine
You're English Huh?i Hope This Battle Doesn't Interrupt Your Tea-time
As I Leave Your Wack Ass Be-hind
I See You Like Quoting My Name
If I Was A Pimp I'd Be Employing Your Dame
I'm Destroying The Game
This Couldn't Be A Bigger Embarassment If You Drop Your Pants And Fall
Unfortunate Kid,u Didn't Stand A Chance At All
You Don't Belong Here,u Little Lost Fuck
14 Years Old And Already Washed Up?
So Many Hopes Your Birth Killed
The Worst Thing To Come Out Of England Since Winston Churchill
This A Demonstration And The Crowd Wants To See More
Watch The Blood Coming Out From Under Your Key-board
We Both Know Who's Better And The Votes Remind Us
I Don't Give A Fuck If The North Sea Divides Us
This Battle Will Make U An Outkast Like Crime Does
I'll Keep It On "wax" So Don't-be-scared
I Swear:THE FUNKY DRUNK Is More Of A Dick Rider Than Tony Blair

10-29-2005, 12:36 PM

the funky drunk
10-29-2005, 01:13 PM

the funky drunk
10-29-2005, 02:26 PM
come on vote!

10-29-2005, 03:08 PM
uuh holy shit that was a nice battle, but without a doubt, cap took it man, nicer punchlines

the funky drunk
10-29-2005, 05:12 PM
haha im not even english ... LOL nice line though

the funky drunk
10-29-2005, 05:15 PM
yo Dusk , thanks for voting

10-29-2005, 05:25 PM
It's too bad you aint english cuz this line was killer

My Words Are Beasts,so Beware When I Free Mine
You're English Huh?i Hope This Battle Doesn't Interrupt Your Tea-time

Good battle, but I felt like alot of funky's verse, especially towards the end, was all filler. The single syllable rhymes sounded monotonous and played. You had some decent stuff in there, but it was overwhelmed by alot of rambling, and not enough punchlines.

Cap had a real unique verse I think, his lines were original, and he had alot of good multi's in there. Only thing your lacking in is a little more word play, and more punchlines. And your rhyme scheme is a little off, I noticed alot of bar stretching in some areas.

All and all do to the all out humor and uniqueness of his verse I'ma have to vote for CAP.

Vote = Cap

the funky drunk
10-29-2005, 05:31 PM
thanks for voting , i gotta give it to cap , he had alot more punch's than me , but , im'a try and improve for the next time


keep em coming

10-29-2005, 06:02 PM
Thanx People
Keep Voting...

10-30-2005, 01:30 PM
Keep Voting...

10-31-2005, 07:30 AM
Come On People
2-0 So Far
Keep Voting

10-31-2005, 12:57 PM
DAMN that was nice by both of you but I would give a slight edge to Cap.

10-31-2005, 01:58 PM
I'm goin wit cap. better punches, better flow, and all that.

10-31-2005, 02:31 PM
Help!! Someone !!!

10-31-2005, 04:56 PM
vote=Cap, better flow and harder punches a lot more creative, FD your verse was pretty simplistic, try opening that third eye when ur flowing, imagination can take you a long way. peace to both emcees

the funky drunk
10-31-2005, 05:02 PM
thats a win 4 cap , nice battle

peace , ima try and improve 4 next time

10-31-2005, 05:12 PM
Thanx To Everybody Who Voted

11-01-2005, 12:44 PM
vote cap came thorugh in the end

11-01-2005, 02:05 PM
vote cap came thorugh in the endcosign

Ballad Ballistik
11-01-2005, 11:27 PM
i read funks stuff and i thought he had it...
then dude popped off and kinda took it..
funk i like what i read keep at it..
1 vote for cap