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Big Baby Jesus 666
02-01-2012, 04:33 PM
This is the ultimate thread. If Jesus returned to earth, what would he be like?

What music would he like? Would he listen to Wu-Tang for their deeper lyrics?

Where would he live? Would he live in the USA or maybe a smaller country?

What would be his occupation? Would he be super intelligent or would he be a craftsman?

What would his hobbies be? Would he be able to program computer games? I know i read someone predict if Jesus returned, he'd be a rapper.

Would this Jesus have experimented with any mind expanding drugs that alter consciousness?

Would Jesus be involved in any altercations and have a criminal record because he chose to fight over his beliefs?

How different would this Jesus be compared with other people around him?

Would this Jesus be mis-diagnosed with Schizophrenia for speaking the truth?

Would this Jesus Oppose the government/illuminati?


Now we can do some knowledge building son

LORD NOSE
02-01-2012, 10:44 PM
just gotta be what you think and would want this Jesus to be

Big Baby Jesus 666
02-03-2012, 08:08 AM
What do you believe son? I don't really think anyone believes in Jesus returning. All i know is he couldn't be like he was the last time, its the future now, you know!

Big Baby Jesus 666
02-10-2012, 11:10 AM
You have to ask yourself, what or where would Jesus have to be if he returned as a human and what would it take to awaken him. Saj?

G.O.D.F.A.T.H.A.
02-10-2012, 11:47 AM
There was no Jesus you fool. There was a Heru though.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
02-10-2012, 11:59 PM
This is the ultimate thread. If Jesus returned to earth, what would he be like?

What music would he like? Would he listen to Wu-Tang for their deeper lyrics?

Jimmy Buffett.

Where would he live? Would he live in the USA or maybe a smaller country?

Israel.

What would be his occupation? Would he be super intelligent or would he be a craftsman?

As far as we know he was more likely the son of a Mason... Not a carpenter.

What would his hobbies be? Would he be able to program computer games? I know i read someone predict if Jesus returned, he'd be a rapper.

Playing with kids.

Would this Jesus have experimented with any mind expanding drugs that alter consciousness?

It seems very likely he consumed cannabis. Messiah most likely means anointed in cannabis oil.

Would Jesus be involved in any altercations and have a criminal record because he chose to fight over his beliefs?

Have you actually read his teachings? Jesus said to offer your other cheek. ie. It was better to accept injury through pacifism than to fight back.

How different would this Jesus be compared with other people around him?

He'd be free of sin. ie. He'd be able to act in a way that left no regret or shame.

Would this Jesus be mis-diagnosed with Schizophrenia for speaking the truth?

Jesus didn't say anything particularly far out. He basically just said we should do our best to be good people and love one another because we are all going to die and it will be sooner than we think.

Would this Jesus Oppose the government/illuminati?

He would speak against it, but he wouldn't fight against it with force. His rebellion was one of the mind. Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's and give unto God what is God's. ie. Work hard and be honest and pay your taxes to the tyrant, money is just money, what matters is you don't fall victim to the idea that Caesar is anything but a bully. It's the seperation of Church and State.

Now we can do some knowledge building son

Just read the New Testament and think about what it actually means. It's not complicated or esoteric. It's not literal, but it's not complicated. It's hardly a perfect source, but it paints a picture of a pretty upstanding sort of guy.

Face of the Golden Falcon
02-11-2012, 04:12 AM
What does Caesar own above God? That comment by Yashua was a clever way of saying not to give Caesar a damn thing without being trapped by those who were trying to trap him.

D.projectile
02-11-2012, 07:05 AM
Just read the New Testament and think about what it actually means. It's not complicated or esoteric. .

Ya? How would u personally explain people reading it and seeing themselves in it.

esoteric...thats life..you reach a certain level of Life u can come into to contact with the so called esoteric. physical...life spiritual...life mental...life. All so called 'realms' are linked by life and binded by it. There's no real separation

Machete
02-17-2012, 11:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKur1FCjPXU


big baby jesus was already here and passed....
do da knowledge

TheBoarzHeadBoy
02-18-2012, 11:23 PM
What does Caesar own above God? That comment by Yashua was a clever way of saying not to give Caesar a damn thing without being trapped by those who were trying to trap him.

Opposite unless I'm mistaking what you're saying. They were trying to get him to commit to a hostile stance, but his was a message of peace and forgiveness. The coins had Tiberius' face on them. So Jesus basically said they've got his face on them, they belong to him. God wants your love. Caesar can keep the pieces of metal he thinks are his.

Anyhow, the most critical thing in the Bible is that the two men to be crucified are named Yeshua. The entire Crucifixion is subtly implied to be a parable. Yeshua Ben Yosef is executed and Yeshua Bar Abba is set free.

But for me it's more about what it means than historical stuff. The bible isn't a history book, it's a collection of short stories by various authors that form a Canon of Helleno-Judaic literature compiled and edited by many editors. It begins with pagan Phoenician stories and eventually offers the notion of Arian's Monotheism (later adopted by the Arabs to by Mohammad to form the basis of Islam.) The official Christian version is clearly not supported by the biblical text, but I'm not going to convert to Islam because that would be a step towards Theism I'm not interested in. Deism rooted in reasoned human values is plenty.

food for thots
02-22-2012, 12:41 PM
http://radicalchristianpress.org/images/PPO%20wwjb.jpg


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/Flag_of_Palestine.svg/1200px-Flag_of_Palestine.svg.png




or

http://www.enduringamerica.com/storage/israel_flag.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1301010 907337


http://biggovernment.com/files/2011/10/jesussocialist.jpg

http://5hadz.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/boycott-israel.jpg

finally....


http://ifmproductions.com/pictures/israelbarcode.jpg

V4D3R
02-23-2012, 03:08 AM
^^You must spread rep before blah blah rep

food for thots
02-23-2012, 04:11 AM
its the thought that counts V4D4R


Peace.