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Barry Whyte
05-03-2012, 10:17 PM
What if you saw something you were not suppose to see and it turned you into what it was you were not to see, but you didn't know what it was would you know who you are or would you have to ask someone, but if you didn't know what you are you would not have recognized the difference unless someone told you but you probably would not believe him cause you don't know what you are cause you saw something you was not suppose to see and you turned into it but you did not know what it was so you were confused about what your friend told you cause you don't remember what it was you saw and you turned into it and it made you forget because you don't know what it was so you thought your friend was lieing .



Serious inquiries only please

EAGLE EYE
05-03-2012, 10:28 PM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3dghkPCCS1qkli3wo1_500.png

Bobby Budknickers
05-03-2012, 11:25 PM
thats gotta be the same fowl fuck who shit underneath my door handle

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/576623_10150695166271619_576126618_9715622_1375224 392_n.jpg

Barry Whyte
05-03-2012, 11:25 PM
Now all you got to do is get a funnel for your mouth tilt your head back and get behind him

Bobby Budknickers
05-03-2012, 11:36 PM
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good idea, Larry
http://simpsonswiki.net/w/images/thumb/9/90/Barry_White_character.png/250px-Barry_White_character.png
preach

KERZO
05-04-2012, 03:04 AM
What if you saw something you were not suppose to see and it turned you into what it was you were not to see, but you didn't know what it was would you know who you are or would you have to ask someone, but if you didn't know what you are you would not have recognized the difference unless someone told you but you probably would not believe him cause you don't know what you are cause you saw something you was not suppose to see and you turned into it but you did not know what it was so you were confused about what your friend told you cause you don't remember what it was you saw and you turned into it and it made you forget because you don't know what it was so you thought your friend was lieing.

If I saw something that I did not meant to see and it turned me into what it was that I was not meant to see then I'd know who I was because I would now be the object and being the object would allow me to work out what I was and what I did not know when I saw that something so I would not have to ask someone as they wouldn't know what I was as they had not seen what I saw and what I have turned into so the confusion would clear as I studied what something I had become and I would remember what I had become because I would remember that but why wasn't I meant to see this something to begin with?

noel411
05-04-2012, 06:33 AM
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BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-04-2012, 08:42 AM
WHAT iS YOUR POINT WITH THAT LONG ASS RUN ON SENTENCE?

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-04-2012, 08:44 AM
Abbott: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris (http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/player.php?p=harribu01), the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.
Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.
Abbott: I certainly do.
Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.
Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.
Costello: You mean funny names?
Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean (http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/player.php?p=deandi01)...
Costello: His brother Daffy.
Abbott: Daffy Dean (http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/player.php?p=deanpa01)...
Costello: And their French cousin.
Abbott: French?
Costello: Goofè.
Abbott: Goofè Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
Costello: That's what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You gonna be the coach too?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names?
Abbott: Well I should.
Costello: Well then who's on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The first baseman.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy playing...
Abbott: Who is on first!
Costello: I'm asking YOU who's on first.
Abbott: That's the man's name.
Costello: That's who's name?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's who?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: Who's playing first?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every dollar of it.
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy that gets...
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Who gets the money...
Abbott: He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello: Who's wife?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Abbott: What's wrong with that?
Costello: Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: How does he sign...
Abbott: That's how he signs it.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.
Abbott: No. What is on second base.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first.
Costello: One base at a time!
Abbott: Well, don't change the players around.
Costello: I'm not changing nobody!
Abbott: Take it easy, buddy.
Costello: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: Ok.
Abbott: All right.
PAUSE
Costello: What's the guy's name on first base?
Abbott: No. What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on third, we're not talking about him.
Costello: Now how did I get on third base?
Abbott: Why you mentioned his name.
Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?
Abbott: No. Who's playing first.
Costello: What's on first?
Abbott: What's on second.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on third.
Costello: There I go, back on third again!
PAUSE
Costello: Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it.
Abbott: All right, what do you want to know?
Costello: Now who's playing third base?
Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?
Costello: What am I putting on third.
Abbott: No. What is on second.
Costello: You don't want who on second?
Abbott: Who is on first.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott & Costello Together:Third base!
PAUSE
Costello: Look, you gotta outfield?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: I just thought I'd ask you.
Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Costello: Then tell me who's playing left field.
Abbott: Who's playing first.
Costello: I'm not... stay out of the infield! I want to know what's the guy's name in left field?
Abbott: No, What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first!
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!
PAUSE
Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: Because!
Abbott: Oh, he's centerfield.
PAUSE
Costello: Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The pitcher's name?
Abbott: Tomorrow.
Costello: You don't want to tell me today?
Abbott: I'm telling you now.
Costello: Then go ahead.
Abbott: Tomorrow!
Costello: What time?
Abbott: What time what?
Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?
Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching.
Costello: I'll break your arm, you say who's on first! I want to know what's the pitcher's name?
Abbott: What's on second.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!
PAUSE
Costello: Gotta a catcher?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: The catcher's name?
Abbott: Today.
Costello: Today, and tomorrow's pitching.
Abbott: Now you've got it.
Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team.
PAUSE
Costello: You know I'm a catcher too.
Abbott: So they tell me.
Costello: I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
Costello: I don't even know what I'm talking about!
PAUSE
Abbott: That's all you have to do.
Costello: Is to throw the ball to first base.
Abbott: Yes!
Costello: Now who's got it?
Abbott: Naturally.
PAUSE
Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Naturally?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
Abbott: No you don't, you throw the ball to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's different.
Costello: That's what I said.
Abbott: You're not saying it...
Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally.
Abbott: You throw it to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's what I said!
Abbott: You ask me.
Costello: I throw the ball to who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Now you ask me.
Abbott: You throw the ball to Who?
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn!
Abbott: What?
Costello: I said I don't give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop.

FatherSl!me
05-04-2012, 12:43 PM
*waits for soul controller to drop some hippy knowledge*

Barry Whyte
05-04-2012, 01:32 PM
If I saw something that I did not meant to see and it turned me into what it was that I was not meant to see then I'd know who I was because I would now be the object and being the object would allow me to work out what I was and what I did not know when I saw that something so I would not have to ask someone as they wouldn't know what I was as they had not seen what I saw and what I have turned into so the confusion would clear as I studied what something I had become and I would remember what I had become because I would remember that but why wasn't I meant to see this something to begin with?


you never saw it. you just turned into it and you didn't know who you were because you never saw what you became and your friend didn't recognize you anymore so he wasn't your friend and you couldn't ask him who you were before you turned into that thing that you wasn't supposed to see before you saw it so there is nothing to remember anymore because your new memory is from the thing you turned into

Barry Whyte
05-04-2012, 01:47 PM
http://images5a.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp63583%3Enu%3D%3C%3B%3B%3A%3E%3B93%3E 258%3EWSNRCG%3D35339%3A%3B7%3B%3B349nu0mrj


this is just great

food for thought
05-04-2012, 01:48 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaahahah ahahahahah

EAGLE EYE
05-04-2012, 01:52 PM
ahaha im going to negrep just in spite

Barry Whyte
05-04-2012, 01:52 PM
go slam your penis in an oven door you prick

food for thought
05-04-2012, 01:54 PM
^lmfao

ShaDynasty
05-04-2012, 01:58 PM
i miss G.O.D.F.A.T.H.A tha black monkey

Barry Whyte
05-04-2012, 02:53 PM
all of you deserve violent monkey hugs for 52 years straight


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FatherSl!me
05-04-2012, 04:26 PM
I need neg repping powers now. Mods make it happen

Barry Whyte
05-04-2012, 04:27 PM
WHAT iS YOUR POINT WITH THAT LONG ASS RUN ON SENTENCE?



i like long asses

Barry Whyte
05-04-2012, 04:29 PM
I need neg repping powers now. Mods make it happen


if that's you in that avatar you need some sunlight
take your palms off of your balls and go outside and get some iceys

FatherSl!me
05-04-2012, 05:20 PM
I'd rather palm ya mommas saggy tits.

JIGSAW45
05-04-2012, 06:33 PM
thats gotta be the same fowl fuck who shit underneath my door handle

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/576623_10150695166271619_576126618_9715622_1375224 392_n.jpg

Lmfao!!! how the fuck did a bird manage to shove its ass underneath your door handle and take a dump?!

Barry Whyte
05-04-2012, 06:35 PM
I'd rather palm ya mommas saggy tits.


your face looks like a old saggy tit with bones in it

Bobby Budknickers
05-04-2012, 11:28 PM
Lmfao!!! how the fuck did a bird manage to shove its ass underneath your door handle and take a dump?!haha

just lucky i guess

and mods i need those negrep screech powers as well
make it happen





positive reppin with a FUCK OFF side note isn't cuttin it brody

FatherSl!me
05-04-2012, 11:37 PM
your face looks like a old saggy tit with bones in it


I'm a 6' 1" 210 lb. puerto rock god with the skills & abilities to sweet talk the panties off your moms, girl, & sister all at the same time, have a disgustingly sweaty orgy with them, then watch them with the upmost pleasure as they cumswap my load like the filthy whores they are. From now on you will address me as step daddy slime. Don't make me take off my belt son.

KERZO
05-05-2012, 02:48 AM
Hahaha barry the secondary is a fun concept!

check two
05-05-2012, 03:12 AM
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http://www.peherald.com/galleries/big/cheetahatack2_gallery_79_1847.jpg

Barry Whyte
05-05-2012, 11:22 AM
Hahaha barry the secondary is a fun concept!



I'm a firstandary


I'm a 6' 1" 210 lb. puerto rock god with the skills & abilities to sweet talk the panties off your moms, girl, & sister all at the same time, have a disgustingly sweaty orgy with them, then watch them with the upmost pleasure as they cumswap my load like the filthy whores they are. From now on you will address me as step daddy slime. Don't make me take off my belt son.

The ladies in my family don't dig tall fat yellow niggas you Tity head fuck. I'll address you as tity head fuck from now on

Drunken Monk
05-05-2012, 11:25 AM
i'm a firstandary







lol

THE MASON
05-05-2012, 11:26 AM
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Mr. R&B
05-05-2012, 11:51 AM
Schizophrenia's a motherfucker, huh?

Robert
05-05-2012, 11:52 AM
http://images5a.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp63583%3Enu%3D%3C%3B%3B%3A%3E%3B93%3E 258%3EWSNRCG%3D35339%3A%3B7%3B%3B349nu0mrj


this is just great

You just earned yourself some more neg rep! :)